The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
any IMs? :]
if you want you can leave an email on my blog (comments are filtered) and I’ll get to you :] if you want :] i understand not wanting to :3
Already gave you an example of someone doing just that, Mr Slave. When did I insult anyone’s family?
@NWO:
Do I really have to say this again? We asked for something first. You made a claim, we want your evidence of it. You turning around and saying “Well, I’m not gonna answer until you answer MY question” is the height of childishness. Especially when we do answer your question, but you don’t like the response.
hmm… ami, that could work. I don’t so much mind taking heat, I just don’t want to do radical feminism a disservice.
@NWO who do you believe on this blog is wrong? and specifically what are they wrong about and why? 🙂 you seem to believe ppl should admit they’re wrong.. but that means you believe they have been wrong about something (unless you think ppl should admit they’re wrong when they’re not)
also you seem to not believe ppl are admitting they’re wrong when they ARE xD
so you tell us :] name a person here who has been wrong about something, make your case, see if they apologize :3
@ Snowy
“Your mom munches on tasty fruit.”
Unless of course you meant that in the nicest way?
@ FMRAs:
If you want, I can also collab with you; though I don’t know how many issues we may/may not agree on – like I said, my interpretation of radical feminism is the belief that our entire culture needs to change past the point of recognizability in order for all inequalities to be adequately addressed. If you get in contact with Ami, I can get in contact with you thru her and we can maybe set up a shared Google doc or something.
EVERY law favors women?
Like, traffic law? Animal control law? Laws regulating proper lighting on boats over 20 feet after dark in open water?
you should admit you were wrong about that snowy and apologize xD
(or does that not count too NWO? xD )
I’ve heard far too many “Yo Mamma” jokes to believe that’s an actual rule.
Neither do women.
Or, a woman can be kicked out of the family. Men divorce women too.
Quotas! No apostrophe.
Quotas are a little too complex and nuanced for your little brain to comprehend. The long and short of it is, there is an asymmetry in the jobs/positions that are given. Men get preference from employers because women are often seen as inferior. Quotas are to correct that.
If men aren’t given any opportunities, why the disparity between male and female CEOs?
Yes, Title IX has the ability to execute people. You got me there.
@ Slavey:
Show me a post Dave, where anyone here has ever admitted being wrong debating me. As I’m told constantly, I’m always wrong.
There’s a difference between ‘women are always right’ and ‘NWOslave is never right.’ I’ve mad a couple mistakes here, and quite a few many more in real life. So has every woman I know.
@Pervocracy women don’t use boats, we make men use them, so the laws only restrict men.
Also girl animals (like cats) are protected while boy animals (like moose) don’t get to be pets and can be shot.
Traffic law isn’t fair cuz women drivers aren’t sanctioned harder or have more laws applied to them even tho they’re WAY WAY WAY worse drivers… so in that case, fairness is inequality.
@Victoria Von Syrus except me xD
@Ami… That’s one of the few time’s, if ever you’ve actually addressed me. Normally you talk about me and expect me to answer. I’m guessing that reinforces your narcissistic superiority.
The wrongs that none of you admit to is the “laws” that feminists/women have imposed upon men.
@NWO:
You don’t… you don’t read Ami’s posts at all, do you…
“And all women garnish the perks and pick and choose which tasty fruit to munch on.”
I assume your mom is a woman, therefore, from your own mouth Mr Slave.
Oh wait! Ami, you’re right! Sorry Mr Slave! Hey look, I just apologized! So yeah, just waiting on you here. Just waiting around for that quote that I’m sure you have.
I talk to you all the time, you never answer xD BUT since you brought it up 😀 So from now on when I DO address you you WILL answer? xD 100%? :3
And yus it reinforced my narcissistic superiority xD
The wrongs that none of you admit to is the “laws” that feminists/women have imposed upon men.
What specifically? You’re being vague again o_O
which ppl have not “admitted” what have they not admitted to? :3
ok so I’m going to test this :3 Since he’s never upheld this before xD But we’ll find out if he’s changed xD
When I talk to YOU, you should respond right NWO? :3
When I talk about HIM, he should not respond to that at all right?
Is there agreement? (who did I address? xD )
Pigman has a funny regendered quote:
“Rather than the caring, other-focused creatures of masculist propaganda, what men really are is a pack of money-hoarding, chocolate-grubbing cows who don’t phone their old folks as often as the [ladies], ignore the homeless and allow the frail and elderly to struggle with heavy shopping bags lest they spoil their makeup by breaking a sweat! The Caring and Compassionate Sex is also more likely to bitch about their friends behind their backs, more likely to forget birthdays (not their own, of course) and more likely to deliberately run over small children!”
Here’s a regender boycottamericanwomen one:
“I’m pretty sure most american women don’t want a slave. With the divorce rate so high, most women are doing it all for themselves anyway. You can ride through my neighborhood
, and the women are either working in their yards, or working in their shops repairing things. They cook and clean for themselves, and some are single mothers with kids. The problem is, American men DO NOT want a good woman. To them a good woman just is not attractive. The bad girls seem to get all the action. A GOOD woman will catch her husband banging her best friend. A GOOD woman is weak in a womans eyes. An asshole gets all the ass, while a good woman…….. well, she just gets f##ked. ”
@Fuck MRAs
Radical feminist, radfem, your standard run of the mill feminist. It really doesn’t matter, they’re all the same. They each cry out for Big Daddy to hand over some perk or power, then claim we’re not a monolithic block while garnishing the entitlements of each other.
I just realized he said “if ever”
xD
rly? he’s unsure if I’ve EVER addressed him? xD
Oh I mean…
you’re unsure if I’ve EVER addressed you? xD
I wonder if he realizes that I actually agree with him on Title IX 😮
hey NWO you’re ttlly wrong on Title IX! >:O
ARGH!
Where the frell did you go to school?
To be honest Ami, I find you to be the vilest of all the creatures that dwell here. You’d trample a million men to come to the aid of some transperson who had their feelings hurt. Oh and the only reason I actually use the term “transperson” is because Dave will pull out the speech police card if I don’t. Does that clarify what I think of people like you?
Tool Academy?
Title IX actually is the reason more Canadian universities can’t join the NCAA, b/c we don’t have the equal funding legislation.