The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
@Fuck MRAs
The distinction is, a radical feminist lobbys to get the laws passes that disenfranchises men. A radfem supports the above. Your standard feminist yammers endlessly how all feminist’s aren’t like that. And all women garnish the perks and pick and choose which tasty fruit to munch on.
Does that clarify things for ya?
Yea Kirby, I’m waiting as well.
@NWO:
You’ve been answered multiple times. And we asked first. You turned the question around to avoid having to answer us. Well, we’ve given you at least two answers now, so provide your quote.
Your mom munches on tasty fruit.
Wow he’s rly flailing now xD
The distinction is, a radical feminist lobbys to get the laws passes that disenfranchises men. A radfem supports the above. Your standard feminist yammers endlessly how all feminist’s aren’t like that. And all women garnish the perks and pick and choose which tasty fruit to munch on.
Elaborate, use specific examples and specific feminists, (preferably the ones here)…
which laws are we personally lobbying to get passed that disenfranchise men? And where have we personally supported these laws? 😀 We want to know your worldview :]
It doesn’t seem like you received any education worth a damn.
You write far below the 6th grade level (that’s being more than generous), your reasoning and logic skills are dismal, and with the way you handle criticism, I’d hate to see what you said to teachers when they gave you your marks.
Well I even asked NWO a non specific question
I`ll ask again :3
NWO: You DO have the quote and source for feminists saying “all women are perfect” right? :]
*yawn*
Anyhow,
kirby, I’m honestly sure if it’s something I am interested in getting into on any kind of in-depth basis here at manboobz. I’ll think about it, and if not here, then maybe I can type something up to send out individually to people who are interested.
NWO, do you believe you have changed any minds since you started posting here? :]
Unless you are, in fact, God, I would suggest putting an “h” at the end of “yea”.
@Fuck MRAs:
Mk then, it’s your call.
@Sperhafoc:
I can imagine NWO in class.
Teacher: “It’s been about 3 weeks since your essay was due. Are you planning on turning it in?”
NWO: “I’ve asked for an essay from you as well, and I haven’t received one yet. I do all this homework, but you do none of mine.”
Oh also! Why do you believe that the feminists here always tell you that feminism is not this conspiracy thing that you say it is and believe it to be? :] Do you believe we KNOW already and are lying? or that we’re naive and have no idea the sekrit truth behind our beliefs? o_O And if the beliefs we tell you are feminism and practice ourselves and believe are NOT this sekrit truth, why does it matter?
You seem v angry but I dunno why or what you see when you look at the world : If you tell us it could help! 😀
He must have had a good nap :3
Hey FMRA, do you have facebook or something? :]
Kirby should repeat what NWO’s logic of crime accusations should look like xD
To elaborate a bit, I am not a blogger and honestly…This is the most I have commented on the same blog since well, the word blog was invented. I am more of a reader, very occasional commenter, and thumbs-upper. So the problem here, for me, is twofold:
1. It’s a bit intimidating, almost like being asked to be a public speaker. I don’t necessarily do so well with that, especially since I would feel some pressure as some sort of unelected speaker for the radical feminist movement.
2. I’m not sure I am practiced enough with this sort of thing to do it justice. I always tend to find someone else who says what I wanted to say better than I could.
So we’ll see.
FMRAs if you want, we can work on a post together and put it up as a guest post on my blog :] That way I can take the heat if things go pear-shaped :3
Kirby, I have answered. Never being wrong is equal to being perfect. The pathetic attempts at proving your admittance of being wrong is childlike.
Snowy, my mom is dead. Ya know the “rule” among men is ya don’t say anything about a man’s mother.
Ami, lobbied for by women.
Abortion = men ahve no rights to a live child.
No fault divorce = a man can be kicked out of the family.
AA, Quota’s = women get jobs, opportunites, ect. because of their gender.
Title IX = education bennies, plus now it’s also it’s own police force, judge, jury and executioner. After the jury has read, “why men are controlling.”
There are over 60 million “laws,” Pick one it’ll place women above men. Less time for crimes, employment, education, ect. You want it you got it. Wait, citation needed. Suddenly everyone here is clueless.
@Ami: hee, all right. Here it is in strict syllogism form.
1. All false accusations of a crime should have the same punishment as the crime itself.
2. The punishment for rape is X.
3. The punishment for false accusation of rape should be X. (1 and 2)
4. False accusation of rape is a crime.
5. The false accusation of making a false rape accusation should have the same punishment as making a false accusation. (1 and 4)
6. The punishment for making a false accusation of making a false rape accusation should be X. (3 and 5)
It really is a pretty terrible way to construct a legal system. Especially when you consider that “false accusations” are sometimes conflated with misidentification (which is later corrected), or the court simply not having enough evidence to prove a guilty conviction (not the same as proving innocence).
Oh really, is that the rule? I guess I must not have gotten the memo.
Still waiting on that quote.
@NWO:
You have never provided a quote from a feminist that says “All women are perfect.” And you are the only person on this blog who thinks we are never wrong. So you haven’t answered squat. Provide the quote, and stop squirming.
He seems… v … unglued xD
ok so it’s the 3 things he always rails about which he disagrees w/ ppl here about their implementation and/or what they ARE xD
but at least we know something :3 (tho rly we haven’t learned nething new…)
ok let’s pick one…
Abortion
NWO you believe abortion is murder correct? so when a person says that it’s not, you believe they should admit to you that they are wrong ? correct? :]
Unglued is putting it mildly.
Still waiting for someone to admit they’re wrong Snowy. Etiquette, by the way. Insulting someones family is a no-no.
ami, I do not have a facebook. I had an online stalker when I was a teenager and I have always been very wary of putting any kind of real info about myself on the net ever since. I had a myspace page under a fake name for a while when that was big, but I canceled that long ago.