The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
How COULD you be right, NWO? All you say is stuff like “women are so perfect and men are slime,” and I think everyone here agrees that isn’t right.
Hard to argue with a guy who doesn’t even say what exactly he’s trying to prove.
http://manboobz.com/2011/07/01/stare-me-up-stare-me-down/comment-page-3/#comment-36076
there NWO
“Ah, I was confused. You, in fact, never stated the above. I apologize.”
@kirbywarp
Actions speak louder than words. If a man is falsely accused the punishment for that false accusation should be the same as the punishment for that particular crime. Otherwise it’s nothing but lip service. How can I possibly take anything anyone here says seriously? The Guv will bend over backwards for women. If women would get up and say, we want “equality” and deserve to be equally punished, the State would oblige. If women said we don’t want quota’s, Title IX, AA, none of it, Big Daddy would rush to grant women’s ever wish.
Since I’m never right. Why all these laws are good. And women will keep all these bennies and add more, and also add oppressive laws to further hinder men, I’m guessing they liek all this goody, goody stuff. Maybe perfection compared to the lowly men would be a better way of expressing things. As if I could possibly express myself as perfectly as women.
Holy crap look at all my typo’s. Where’s the grammar nazi? Cause that’ll make anything I’ve said wrong.
Hmm… interesting that he ignored that xD
So where’s that “perfect women” quote NWO?
I admitted was wrong for comparing NWO to a pig, as pigs are actually rather intelligent animals. I believe I actually issued an apology to all of pigdom for my insensitivity. If that’s not admitting I’m wrong, I don’t know what is.
That’d be wrongly replied to the wrong person Ami, not wrong in her opinion. Perfection.
quiet Captain Bathrobe, we’re hunting NWOs xD
sooo… NWO?
Oh you are correct NWO, I didn’t realize that. I was wrong. I apologize. xD
There David, book it! xD
(Kirby can confirm on IM, that I planned this knowing NWO couldn’t resist but to call me out on the error xD)
Thank you CB. I’m beneath a pig. Gee and here I thought you folk’s were a bunch of meanie’s. Where’s Sarah to say she hate’s me for the umpteenth time?
So… you got somebody admitting they were wrong and apologizing to you (and I WAS wrong, that was not what you asked :] )
sooooo….?
where’s the perfection quote NWO? (surely you have it ready since you keep saying feminists believe this… you must have read it somewhere? :] )
Oh Ami, your so self described clever. In fact, perfect.
@David:
She’s a tricksy gal, that one.
@NWO:
“If a man is falsely accused the punishment for that false accusation should be the same as the punishment for that particular crime.”
Alright, the punishment for falsely accusing someone of rape is the same as being a rapist. Also, the punishment for falsely accusing someone of making a false accusation of rape is the same as the punishment for a false accusation. So you want men who falsely accuse a woman of a false accusation to be treated the same way as a rapist. Brilliant.
I like that Sarah hating him upsets him xD
NWO’s upset xD ok but srsly… sooooo….? where’s the quote?
Kristen, read my regendered quote earlier in the thread. Admittedly that’s extreme even for radfems, but then again, the quote in the OP is extreme for the MRAs.
The two movements are literally mirrors of each other.
NWO: I will freely admit that I have changed my mind quite often about issues. Even issues related to men’s rights! For instance, as recently as a week ago I had my mind quite forcibly changed about the prevalance of rape of men. (It happens a lot, you guys! 1 in 6 men have had an abusive or unwanted sexual experience before the age of 16.)
@NWO:
Yeah, where is the quote? You are the only person on this blog who has said all women are perfect. Are you your own source? I’ll even forget about wanting a response for your weird idea of law.
Also where’s the feminist manifesto? 😮
BTW me being perfect has nothing to do w/ me being a woman, it just has to do w/ me being Teh Ami XDDDD
Also you keep saying that ppl should admit they are wrong… what instances do you believe ppl should have said they were wrong when argiung with you? :] We can review them now!
I’ve said that women aren’t perfect so much I have a handy saying about it. XD “Not saints, not whores, just women.” I’m pretty sure I picked it up from here actually.
Still waiting for my quote of someone admitting their wrong. I mean, other than I’m actually lower than a pig or some such nonsense.
@NWO:
We asked first.
“Ami Angelwings | July 2, 2011 at 8:16 pm
Oh you are correct NWO, I didn’t realize that. I was wrong. I apologize. xD”
There you go!
I alrdy admitted I was wrong o_O
Now he’s rly being dodgy…
you DO have the quote and source right NWO? o_O