The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecatās lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive.Ā And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. Ā As is, I discovered, MarkyMarkās longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Ā Hereās what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. ā¦
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. ā¦
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are ājust as badā as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. Ā I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Hereās a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from āChristine in Oregon.ā You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. Iāll highlight the best in a future post.
“I see, men can screen and pull out and vasectomies. What else can men do? Is it OK for mommies to paint little boys up with make-up and nail polish and dress them up like little princesses to break all those bad gender barriers? ”
Yes. These are all things men can do. Just because you say it with a sneer doesn’t mean it’s wrong.
How can you be in favor of personal freedom, and then say people can’t even choose their own (or their children’s) clothing? Now that’s fascism.
“Ah yes, but the way feminism views the world is different. We donāt have to see each woman as either a maiden, a matron, or a crone. A woman can be a little of each if she chooses, or none of them at all. She can be herself, and I donāt have to put labels on her to feel comfortable about it.
And a character in a story can be a character in a story, and not define how I view All Women.”
You make it sound like it’s a feminist invention that women should be looked at as multidimensional people. It’s not.
Of course the people in the fairy tale example are more one-dimensial, but the stories as we know today them have been watered down to make them suitable for children.
But I could just as well give Shakespeare as an example.
@Alex
A released unfertilized egg is dead. that’d be your period.
After conception takes place, one thing happens, life. The only extra that is ever done is abortion.
“Rape on the other hand is just unconsensual intercourse.Thatās also the reason why rape is such a problematic crime, so difficult to persecute and so prone to miscarriage of justice.”
Ohhhhhh, is THAT why. Good to know, Marc.
Y’know, it’s not like helping you masturbate hasn’t been a lot of fun, but I have to say that the best part of the discussion has gotta be knowing that no one gives a shit what Marc thinks. Not just here, but anywhere. Not in the courthouses, the legislature, the halls of public opinion. No one is on board with what Marc’s philosophy of CJ and punishment except a brave and prinicpled band of other anonymous rapists and rape supporters.
Lol ur ridiculous rape apologia. Have a good sleep.
Seriously don’t think I’ve ever come across anybody stupid as NWO. And I read a lot of YouTube comments, so that’s some freaky competition.
Pecunium:
I’m loving the Marc pwnage. Keep up the good work.
Marc, I suppose in your world child molestation shouldnāt be a serious crime, either?
http://abcnews.go.com/US/hummer-mom-christine-hubbs-force-sex-teen-boys/story?id=13541399
Is that punishment too serious? Five years? What do you think?
No, because you are saying the āharmā of rape is minor. I am also saying the āHarmā of taking a fraction of one percent (and a really small fraction, at that) shouldnāt be punished the same as taking a car from someone who only has one car.
So itās not a strawman, itās an analogy.
You’re distorting everything I said and your analogy is totally flawed.
I never said the harm of rape “minor”.
The harm can be very serious, it can scar a woman for life. But it’s still psychological and therefore problematic to judge and impossible to measure. It can also scar someone for life to be a victim of malicious lies that even his relatives believe and we (rightfully) don’t punish that severely.
That you then make the same sort of teleological argument about āgay rapeā is why we say you arenāt being consistent.
Heh? Teleological argument? Do I want to prove the existence of God? I’ve never made any teleological argument, Christ. It’s not teleology hat non-consensual intercourse doesn’t need to be painful (bodily pain), even if it’s homosexual.
Itās not like itās real harm to have a cock shoved up your ass, or be made to give a blowjob. Itās not like someone blinded you.
Yes it’s not the same. I would rather be raped than blinded, believe me. What would be your choice?
But you discounted mine: 1: I agreed with you, bullying someone to suicide is at least as criminal as rape. I also said that problems of causal proof are harder, and the means of testing it arenāt present.
Ok, we agree on that. The only difference is that I think rape should be punished as severe as bullying is punished now. Not the other way around.
But the real fact isā¦ you are are rape apologist. You want to make anything which doesnāt have a woman beaten = ānot rapeā. No one is going to be able to make what you consider a, ācogent argumentā because you are arguing in bad faith, equivocating, question begging and moving goalposts.
Bad faith, huh??? What could be more bad faith than calling me a “rape apologist”. Again, evil distortions of everything I said. You have no decency, you proved that again!
So, go play with whatever it is you play with when you arenāt campainging in favor of rape while pretending to argue about the best way to punish it.
Unsubstantiated assumptions.
Luke, sorry for the confusion. Of course it’s not an invention of feminism that women are multidimensional people. That would be a principle of feminism.
@Graham
Since you being pro-feminist say I’m stupid it must be true. Whoa, you read a lot of YouTube comments ta boot. I knew I was in the presence of genius.
“A released unfertilized egg is dead. thatād be your period.”
All eggs are unfertilized when they’re released. They can only be fertilized between release and menstruation.
“After conception takes place, one thing happens, life. The only extra that is ever done is abortion.”
Or, a tremendous amount of the time, miscarriage. A lot of pregnancies end before the woman even knows she was pregnant.
Just wanted to keep you up on your biology during a slow bit at work.
luke123: You are pulling some bait and switch. The article you link to isn’t Praxis’ statements. It’s not even contextually supported in itself.
A National Council for Men member got his tighties in a bunch because of something said at a conference. I didn’t hear the speech, so I can’t speak to it’s context. I can say the writer of the piece you linked to does some less than honest things in her writing. She says that, “x= y” but doesn’t actually source the claim, and then says that someone else knows “x=y” and pretended not to.
You presented this as, “women who abuse in retaliation”. This is what Praxis is quoted as saying in the piece you link to: Finally, women arrested for domestic violence require an aggressive advocacy program to take up the cause of women who fight back.
If you go to their website Praxis International you find this:
So praxis talked to the police, who looked into the cases and determined that half of their arrests of women were bogus; because the women had a legitimate claim to self-defense.
Not, as you alleged in your first question, “retaliation”.
Keep on proving me right, NWO š
Wait, clouds aren’t made of cotton balls?
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!
And while getting a nine-month fetus out of a woman’s body may be “natural” (well, except when she needs surgery or dies), that don’t make it EASY.
Also, clouds are actually made of water…
@pervocracy
And just because you seriously believe in your warped logic that it’s right, means…….?
And you wonder why I call all of you the perfect ones. Your opinion is always right, and always right equals perfection.
Holly, the thing to bear in mind is that Silly is a creationist, and therefore thinks that humans were created just the way they are. He doesn’t understand how biology works, and therefore doesn’t understand how pregnancy works.
Once you understand this, everything he says . . . well, I won’t say “makes sense”, but . . .
NWO, I’m often wrong.
But I’m not often wrong when debating you, because, well, it would be REALLY HARD to be wringer than you.
Stuff like “birth is hard” and “personal freedom means people are free to make choices” ain’t exactly rocket surgery.
Wronger. Darn phone keyboard.
So, slaveman makes the argument that pregnancy and giving birth is absolutely no different than catching a cold or taking a dump, backs this up with nothing, then gets cranky and implies that saying otherwise is “warped logic” and our insistence that he’s incorrect is based solely on our desire to be perfect.
Just to get everyone on the same page. Is it time for a conspiracy theory or a flounce next? I forget.
And I’m going to have to ask for a cite for that “clouds are made of water” claim.
@Johnny Pez
I think I kinda get the gist of pregnancy. See if this sounds about right. After conception, if nothing unnatural happens, in about 9 months a baby is born. I know it’s a kinda low brow definition, but I’m not as bright as the great minds that inhabit this house.
I’d say random passive-aggressive insults.
Bingo.
Miscarriage = unnatural. Good to know.
If clouds are made of water then why don’t they fall to the ground? Ha! You can’t explain that!
Where’s your feminist god now?