The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
Another protip: If one has to go to great lengths to dismiss another’s hardship/pain like it’s nothing, then they’re probably wrong.
Just saying.
NWO: If all the contributions are the same, then the next time someone is getting an abortion, go and get the “clump of cells” and keep it until you have a baby.
If you can do that, then I’ll agree the man’s ejaculation is exactly the same as the woman’s pregnancy.
Hey, here’s a question. Do you think NWO knows or has ever talked to any actual living people? Not on the internet, but in real life?
Off topic, but I wanted to tell you all about the weird evening I had yesterday. Went for dinner with some friends, two of them female — but neither of them spat on me and at no point was I accused of rape. Bizarre.
@Pecunium
Your ramblings mean nothing.
Question #1) If a man gives his wife/GF a substance that cause her to abort and no bodily harm comes to her what can he be charged with other than abortion?
Question #2) Does consensual sex give a woman the right to a mans reproductive capacity even though the only consent given was for the sex itself, not his reproductive ability?
Scotland: 220 percent increase in male victims of domestic violence
http://www.examiner.com/domestic-violence-in-national/scotland-220-percent-increase-male-victims-of-domestic-violence
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Men are finally telling in Scotland, and the government there has decided it’s time to do something about it.
From the Edinburgh Evening News:
Over the decade, the overall level of domestic abuse has soared by around 33 per cent, while incidents involving male victims has grown by over 220 per cent.
Victim Support Scotland (VSS) said the dramatic increase showed men now felt more confident about reporting domestic abuse.
A spokesman said: “There has been an under-reporting of cases in the past. We have noticed an increase in recent years in the number of male victims coming forward and we now provide a service to all these people.
“It’s the old thing that victims of domestic abuse find it difficult to admit to other people the situation they are in.”He said VSS offered free confidential support to all victims, whether it be pointing them in the right direction for psychological help or other forms of support.
@ NWOsilly
Your ramblings mean nothing.
Question #1) Were the Apollo moon landings real, or were they faked?
Graham, if you spend an evening with one or more women and you are not accused of rape, it means you’re gay.
Real men get accused of rape.
@Pecunium
Your ramblings mean nothing. Then why do you bother to respond?
Question #1) If a man gives his wife/GF a substance that cause her to abort and no bodily harm comes to her what can he be charged with other than abortion?
Asked and answered.
Question #2) Does consensual sex give a woman the right to a mans reproductive capacity even though the only consent given was for the sex itself, not his reproductive ability?
She hasn’t taken his reproductive “capacity”. If he want’s to avoid the forseeable outcome of sex, he has the capacity to prevent it. “Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time?”
Where is this law, you keep talking about (and why don’t you want to live in Iceland…? It has cute girls, age of consent is 15, divorce rate is 1.7 per thousand, most of them speak English, they like Americans, the economy is stable)?
What about the moon landings, real, or studio magic?
“Off topic, but I wanted to tell you all about the weird evening I had yesterday. Went for dinner with some friends, two of them female — but neither of them spat on me and at no point was I accused of rape. Bizarre.”
You were lucky, because man-beatings are becoming an epidemic!
http://www.examiner.com/domestic-violence-in-national/scotland-220-percent-increase-male-victims-of-domestic-violence
Scotland: 220 percent increase in male victims of domestic violence
Men are finally telling in Scotland, and the government there has decided it’s time to do something about it.
From the Edinburgh Evening News:
Over the decade, the overall level of domestic abuse has soared by around 33 per cent, while incidents involving male victims has grown by over 220 per cent.
Victim Support Scotland (VSS) said the dramatic increase showed men now felt more confident about reporting domestic abuse.
A spokesman said: “There has been an under-reporting of cases in the past. We have noticed an increase in recent years in the number of male victims coming forward and we now provide a service to all these people.
“It’s the old thing that victims of domestic abuse find it difficult to admit to other people the situation they are in.”He said VSS offered free confidential support to all victims, whether it be pointing them in the right direction for psychological help or other forms of support
Johnny Pez: No, betas get accused of rape, Alphas and thugboys get teh poontang, and the Omegas get shit on.
@Pecunium
Question #1) Was not answered. No assault has taken place.
Question #2) Was not answered. Both parties agreed to “sex.” Reproduction was not agreed upon.
@Mr. Slave,
Yes, period cramps (which many women don’t have) are exactly like pregnancy. Ejaculation (isn’t that supposed to feel amazing?) is exactly like pregnancy. Taking a shit (which is only uncomfortable when it’s big) is exactly like pregnancy. Getting sick (which is considered BAD for your body, you twit) is exactly pregnancy. All of these last 24 hours a day for nine months, get worse as they progress, literally stretch your skin permanently, make you constantly nauseous, steal your nutrients, cause diabetes, cause cancer, put your breasts and later back in incredible pain, make you exhausted, make it harder to breathe. Yup, just another bodily function.
So tell me, does a male human contribute an extra bodily function too?
Luke: Graham never said he wasn’t beaten. Give him some space. He’ll tell us once he feels comfortable sharing.
It’s okay, Graham. You can tell us.
Well, let’s see, if being pregnant is like taking a shit, and Omegas get shit on, then that means . . .
OMG! Omega men are getting knocked up by Alpha bitches!
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!!
http://www.examiner.com/domestic-violence-in-national/new-campaign-launched-on-international-men-s-day-for-male-victims-of-family-violence-and-abuse
And it’s not only in Scotland!
Did you know that in Australia…
• Up to one in three victims of sexual assault is male?
• At least one in three victims of family violence is male?
• 435,000 Australian men have experienced violence from a current or previous partner?
A groundbreaking Dutch scheme has recently established shelters for abused men in four major cities.
In Ireland, Amen provides a confidential helpline, support service and information for male victims of domestic abuse.
In the UK, the Next Steps Housing Association has recently created 100 places in 35 refuge houses for husbands and partners of abusive women.
Confidential helplines for men have also been established in England and Wales.
Johnny Pez – I’m gay? That’s really inconvenient.
Luke123 – thanks, you made my day with that “You were lucky”. Because I felt lucky to get out of there having had only a pleasant meal and some conversation. It was unreal.
@Johnny,
LOL!!!
Luke123, have you ever had dinner with some women? What was your experience like?
All I can say is that if NWO really thinks giving birth is no worse than taking a shit, then he seriously needs more fiber in his diet.
@Alex, if I get hit in the balls accidentally I’m going to be in a world of pain. Praise me for extra that I’ve given. Oh thats right, it’s a biological function. Hey I had a cold a while back. Damn, I sure did give extra in the way of biological functions.
To give something extra, you have to actually do something more than exist while a biological function is taking place. Reguardless if that function is unpleasant.
I stand corrected: NWOsilly does not like it rough. He likes it roughage.
Have you ever had dinner with a woman, NWO?
I’m starting to feel like the slaveman needs a nappy-poo. Not that he was making a helluvalotof sense before, but the quality of his argument has gone way downhill. Which is pretty impressive, considering.