The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
NWO, your little example is missing one key thing: consent. That is why it is a crime. You are doing something to their bodies without explicit permission. It is not the same as an agreed upon, safe abortion at all because no one agreed to it, it was just some jerkass giving a pregnant woman moontea without them informing the other.
@Captain,
“working class hero though you may be”
And I’m willing to bet he’s not. When I was living in a working class family, we didn’t even have a computer, let alone internet access. And when I was working overtime to the point of having worked 126 hours (that’s not including lunch and dinner breaks, which I didn’t always take) in nine days, the last thing on my mind was to go and argue with people online. As per Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, I went straight to sleep.
Socialism is communism is fascism is liberalism. All things are equal.
I think NWO has yet to figure out the concept that words have meanings.
@Mr. Slave,
Carrying a fetus in one’s body for nine months is nothing?
ozymandias42, sperm is part of a mans body. The consent was for sex not reproduction. You have no right to a mans reproductive seeds without his consent. If conception has taken place only a mans word can be used to continue with the reproduction. Unless a man has no agency over his body.
But NWOsilly, you still haven’t addressed the IMPORTANT issue:
Moon landings, real or faked?
@Mr. Slave,
To quote George Carlin, “Not ever ejaculation deserves a name!’
*every
“every”
@redlocker, my above post was for you as well, in fact all of you.
snap
Ugh, so all of this time Marc was saying that psychological harm doesn’t count?
Why did I even bother arguing with him?
It wasn’t for me. Moon landings, real or faked?
lol Thanks anyway, Johnny.
@ redlocker
Hope springs eternal.
NWO: here is a site of questionable authority (you like those, right?) that answers your question. I think it would also depend on the facts, what your intentions were, etc.
Marc: Like I say, I’m not really in the mood for serious research today, but this is the first thing that came up on a google search. It’s only for Mississippi, and you’ll note that kidnapping, armed robbery, capital murder, and rape all have punishments of up to life. Out of the results of those crimes, only one is permanent in the way that you’re talking about. In a sense, you appear to be arguing for a complete overhaul of the CJ system to fit your idiosyncratic wishes. Which is fine — you’re welcome to argue that, if that’s how you feel. Just be clear that you’re focusing on the punishment for rape but using an argument that is at opposition to the way things work re. statutory punishments for crimes. This makes you look a little dishonest and a little, well, like a person who supports rape.
So, Mr. Slave, Slave man, Slave man, is carrying a foetus in one’s body for nine months nothing?
Oh, Alex. Clearly Slavey isn’t saying that it’s nothing. He said it’s like taking a shit.
It’s just verifications for my mind, Bee; I just want him to answer the question. I just want to know his answer.
Correction, Bee. Silly said that giving birth is like taking a shit. I guess pregnancy is like eating a burrito.
Michigan Penal Code
§750.84 Assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder.
Sec. 84.
Assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder—Any person who shall assault another with intent to do great bodily harm, less than the crime of murder, shall be guilty of a felony punishable by imprisonment in the state prison not more than 10 years, or by fine of not more than 5,000 dollars.
CALIFORNIA PENAL CODE
TITLE 8. OF CRIMES AGAINST THE PERSON
CHAPTER 9. ASSAULT AND BATTERY
240. An assault is an unlawful attempt, coupled with a present ability, to commit a violent injury on the person of another.
245. (a) (1) Any person who commits an assault upon the person of another with a deadly weapon or instrument other than a firearm or by any means of force likely to produce great bodily injury shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for two, three, or four years, or in a county jail for not exceeding one year, or by a fine not exceeding ten thousand dollars ($10,000), or by both the fine and imprisonment.
(2) Any person who commits an assault upon the person of another with a firearm shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for two, three, or four years, or in a county jail for not less than six months and not exceeding one year, or by both a fine not exceeding ten thousand dollars ($10,000) and imprisonment.
As a point of information, Assult doesn’t require harm be done, but merely that the attempt, and the potential be combined.
Judicial Council Of California Criminal Jury Instruction 875 — Assault With Deadly Weapon [ADW] or Force Likely to Produce Great Bodily Injury. (“[The People are not required to prove that the defendant actually touched someone.]” and “No one needs to actually have been injured by defendant’s act.”)
Here is example of set of charges under this law:
Assault with great bodily injury
Alex, I’m not sure how times or different ways I can answer the same question. It is a simple biological function, nothing extra. I’ve heard many of complain of cramps and such while not pregnant, is this extra? When you take a dump in the morning is it extra?, If you have a cold, flu, a painful cut, anything at all that causes discomfort, is it extra? No.
Then, I guess having sex is like ordering a burrito?
Protip: Taco Bell is no good. Chipotle ftw! 😀
I stand corrected. Being pregnant IS like taking a shit.