The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
@Mr. Slave,
“Tell me, if I give a woman some moontea or something that causes her to abort a “pregnancy” is it murder?”
Um, no. lol If she didn’t know about it, then it’s crime, same as stealing someone’s kidney, but it’s not murder. See how easy that was?
@Marc,
“So what’s the problem”
YOU.
@redlocker
I mean if abortion is legal. What could you possbly be charged with?
So Marc, prison rape is ok, right? Just part of the punishment? Or is it bad because men are getting hurt?
NWo: I’ve answered loads of questions today, answer mine.
What questions have actually answered (you know, with actual facts, or support)?
None.
But… Because I am a generous and magnanimous sort:
Tell me, if I give a woman some moontea or something that causes her to abort a [sic]“pregnancy” is it murder?
No. It’s assault., but it wasn’t murder (unless she died).
But why did you do that?
Well, NWO, Scott Peterson was convicted of second-degree murder for killing his wife’s unborn fetus as well as his wife, so, yes, I believe it would be considered murder.
Captain Bathrobe, I guess if Marc were passed out, no crime at all will have taken place, according to Marc
Lessee … Marc.
You know, I think it’s both the language and some kind of brain problem. Surely you can come up with some way to distinguish a person spoon-feeding a reluctant child and rape, right?
I’m not familiar with Phoebe Prince, sorry. I think bullying is far too common, and I also think that it’s something that the laws haven’t caught up to yet. That a girl was bullied and her tormentors have been punished inadequately (if at all) doesn’t mean that other serious crimes should also go unpunished. It’s just a ludicrous argument.
Re. punishment/seriousness of crime/how common the crime is: There’s a lot of competing policy arguments here, but again, I’m sure you can figure out some way of distinguishing copyright infringement and rape. Seriously.
And saying that there can’t be any trauma to a person who was raped when xie was unconscious — seriously? Dude. Don’t fucking even.
But Alex, if you abort a mans child, reguarless of him knowing about it, it isn’t a crime. It is equal parts of his body as well. From Cradle to Grave as you commies like to say. I mean it’s not like that growth from conception spontaneously happens from sitting on a dirty stool, right?
So whats the difference?
Although it’s not clear whether it would be considered murder if the woman did not, herself, die. I’m no legal expert.
It would, however, be a very shitty thing to do.
Yeah, Captain Bathrobe answered the question, NWO (I was about to come to the same conclusion. Man, do these comment threads go fast).
@Pecunium
Why is it assault? He assaulted no one. No one was harmed.
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
JOHNNY PEZ CANNOT JOIN OUR CLUB
GO PLAY SOME BONGOS JOHNNY PEZ
@Bostonian:
Captain Bathrobe, I guess if Marc were passed out, no crime at all will have taken place, according to Marc
All right then! Sleepover party at Marc’s house!
@Mr. Slave,
Nope. The involvement of a male human’s body ended the second the sperm left hir penis. Are you honestly telling me an ejaculation lasting two seconds, if that, is the same as nine months of pregnancy?
Commies? lol! Well, proud socialist here, and I don’t deny it!
@Captain Bathrobe
I’m talking about only the unborn. If a man gives his girlriend/wife something that cause abortion, what could he be charged with? Abortion? It’s his fetus as well, isn’t it? He contributed the exact same thing, one reproductive cell.
So, Marc, if you get anally raped that should be a misdemeanor? Is that what you’re saying?
Yes, that’s the way it should be, it should only be a misdemeanor.
It’s not nice to get raped but still if you don’t get permanent damage (psychological damage doesn’t count) I cannot consider that a serious crime.
It’s absolutely not the same category like serious bodily harm with permanent damage. How on earth can you lock somebody up for five or even ten years for raping someone??? That’s soooooooo far too much, it’s insane. I doubt even if you blind someone or beat him so bad that he has to use a wheelchair (where you have clear, objective serious bodily harm) you don’t get that punishment.
PEOPLE CAN DO THINGS TO THEIR OWN BODIES
PEOPLE CANNOT DO THINGS TO OTHER PEOPLE’S BODIES WITHOUT CONSENT
Yup, that is all a female human contributes to a pregnancy: one reproductive cell. I think Mr. Slave honestly believes that artificial wombs already exist.
Marc: Psychological… harm… doesn’t… count?
FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.
Laci Peterson’s child was unborn.
He contributed the exact same thing, one reproductive cell.
See, this is why no one takes you seriously, working class hero though you may be.
OZY’S GOT IT!!!
Yes Alex, thats what I’m saying. You contributed nothing extra.
Socialism is communism, and of course you’re proud of it. You get power over men with the State being the ultimate authority. You can than use that authority at your whim.
Marc: Your argument (such as it is) removes any crime against a person.
Should people who engage in bullying to the point of causing real harm be punished? Yes. Is it practical (i.e. is can we show a causal link, and move from there to make a charge; such as second degree murder)? Not really.
But let’s extend you analogy. You say that merely having sex with someone against their will isn’t a harm (vagaina’s were meant to have penes put into them from time to time: which is an Aristotlean argument for the telologic purpose of genitals, but I digress), and so no actual harm was done.
So, if I defraud Warren Buffet, or Mark Zuckerbrg, or Bill Gates out of… oh, lets say, one million dollars, or the Federal Gov’t, of a couple of hundred million, it ought to be about as big a deal a speeding ticket, right? They can afford it, after all, I’ve not done any real “harm”.
So, what you are advocating is anarchy. We make laws, in part because of the actual harm (the loss/damage) and in part because of the effect the crime has on society. Killing a judge, or a witness,or a cop, isn’t any different from killing a random person, not in an absolute sense.
The law, however, doesn’t treat killing those people the same as it treats a random murder,because doing that attacks the “rule of law”.
So the visceral reactions to rape are relevant to society. Look at all the people (many of them anti-feminists) who say the problem with rape laws today is that they don’t allow for the families of the victims to kill the accused (That, BTW, NWO is the place where proof isn’t needed, and the woman’s word is likely to be taken without evidence, not at the Precinct House, but at home).
So, you can have your, “natural” law, and live in a place where revenge is more likely, or you can live under the rule of law.. and be denied the ability to rape with legal repercussion.
Marc: Psychological… harm… doesn’t… count?
FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.
QFT. Marc, if you believe that, you have also forfeited the right to be taken seriously.