The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
Marc: I have to say, I kind of regret acknowledging you. It’s difficult to tell whether it’s a language issue with you, or just an utter lack of comprehension.
In any case, perhaps the “hitting you” example was not as exact an analogy as it might have been. Nonetheless, a person’s autonomy in their own property has long been acknowledged as important. Legally, perhaps a better analogy to help you understand the doctrine would be trespass. If you’re on my property without permission, even if you’re not doing anything particularly harmful, you’re there illegally. Now, you’d argue, but trespass is a misdemeanor; shouldn’t rape be a misdemeanor too? No, because rape can be distinguished from trespass in the following important way: It is a crime against a person’s body, not their property. And, I dunno if you really want to have a conversation with a bunch of people who have been raped about how not-at-all-harmful the experience was. I kind of assume people on the internet are jerking off all the time, so I’d rather not go into great detail. Let’s just say that I very personally identify with the idea that a person’s authority over their own body should be respected. If longer prison sentences for a fairly common crime that often goes unpunished is one way that society can support the notion that consent and autonomy matter and should be respected, I’m all for it.
Conjoined twins are separate individual people, FYI.
NWO: If you say something was stolen from you, the thing has to not be in your possession. If it turns out you gave it to someone as a gift, the accused will (ideally) not be convicted.
If you say you were raped, there must be evidence that sex occured. If it turns out that the sex was consensual, the accused will (ideally) not be convicted.
That men’s right organization I quoted above advocates violence and inequality!
Behind all the weird work acrobats, they are basically saying ‘women deserve to be battered’.
NWO: Any woman can claim rape/sexual harrassment and a man will be arrested. There is no due process. Her word is the evidence. This is a fact.
Show me the law. Not just NWO says so, the actual law which requires the police to make an arrest.
You know, the law you said exists.
And.. Modern day “law” says a man can be drafted to kill and die or go to jail. Not true. There has not been a draft in the US since 1972.
My moral compass is, as regards other people, the categorical imperatives of Immanuel Kant.
Look him up.
@Marc,
Be more funny please. Your comments are as boring as your avatar.
Sadly, this is the best I can do. 🙁 I haven’t half the talent of other regular commenters here, yet they indulge me and encourage me all the same.
Yeah, I with Bee’s analogy on Rape. It’s to the point and very clear.
Marc: Your entire comment on war misses the point. NWO said (falsely) that we want women to be praised for being pregnant, but would mock soldiers.
I merely point out the people he thinks should be praised are being paid to kill people, and the women he is mocking are not.
Believe me, I know all about the way modern war works. I know about the higher likelihood of death, or injury, or permanent disability which comes of it.
But that’s not material. What’s material is that NWO is making an apples to kumquats comparison, in the middle of all his other lies.
@ozymandias42
Again nice try. If I’m accussed there is no doubt I will instantly lose my job. In the case of rape the “accusation” alone is horribly damaging. Even if proven innocent, it’s already too late. Everyone will remeber me as the “rapist” not the person who was cleared of rape.
I guess anonimity for the accused would have alleviated this problem, however your faction lobbied very effectively to shoot that down. So tell me who care about da menz? You pick and choose from every element of your faction while claiming innocense. Liar.
“Again nice try. If I’m accussed there is no doubt I will instantly lose my job. In the case of rape the “accusation” alone is horribly damaging. ”
Just look at the DSK case for proof of that.
My mistake, we haven’t calmed down at all.
Hey, Mr. Slave, Marc, and Luke, guess what? I had an abortion! Guess what else? I don’t regret it! Guess what else? My boyfriend agreed to it, hell, he drove me up there! Guess what else? If I hadn’t had it, I’d be nearly nine months pregnant right now! Guess what else? My boyfriend broke up with me last month! And guess what else? He indicated to me that if I hadn’t had the abortion, he still would have left! And guess what else? He said he still would have paid child support! But guess what else? I only make minimum wage! And guess what else? He only makes minimum on a part time job! So guess what else? If I hadn’t had the abortion, I’d be preparing to raise a child in poverty! And guess what else? At least I live in Canada because it would be even worse in the US! So fuck you.
When you know what it’s like to have a thing living inside you that’s taking your nutrients, making you sick, making you fatigued, making you weak, that you know you’ll only barely be able to support if you keep it, and you know that if you carried it to term, you couldn’t bare to give it up for adoption where it might never be adopted, then I’d be very interested to hear your opinions on abortion; I’m sure they’d be interesting. Furthermore, when that time comes, and you, as a male, are not allowed to have an abortion, but females are, then you can cry inequality. Till then, shut up. and watch the late great George Carlin’s thoughts on the matter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XekUEXULMXg “If you’re pre-born, you’re fine; if you’re pre-school, you’re fucked!”
There there, Captain Bathrobe. Consider the source.
Hey, Ion said Ami, kirbywarp, and I aren’t funny. We should all form a wackily humorless club of some kind. We shall call it Feminism.
Not that I think this should be a restriction, but I winder how NWO feels about abortions where the man agrees he doesn’t want to be a father.
Not every abortion is done behind a man’s back.
Bee,
I don’t understand what you just wrote, but somehow it offends me.
Can I join your club?
@Alex…Of course you don’t regret it. The State has absolved you of all guilt for your murder. Your deity is your moral guide in all things. You just have to lobby for anything you want to absolve yourself of any accountability. You further try to absolve yourself of the murder you’ve committed by saying BF left you and would have reguardless. Blah, blah, on and on it goes. Someone died for your comfort. Big Daddy is soo proud.
Tell me, if I give a woman some moontea or something that causes her to abort a “pregnancy” is it murder?
I’ve answered loads of questions today, answer mine.
Marc: I have to say, I kind of regret acknowledging you. It’s difficult to tell whether it’s a language issue with you, or just an utter lack of comprehension.
It’s just that I’m right and you’re wrong.
Nonetheless, a person’s autonomy in their own property has long been acknowledged as important. Legally, perhaps a better analogy to help you understand the doctrine would be trespass. If you’re on my property without permission, even if you’re not doing anything particularly harmful, you’re there illegally. Now, you’d argue, but trespass is a misdemeanor; shouldn’t rape be a misdemeanor too? No, because rape can be distinguished from trespass in the following important way: It is a crime against a person’s body, not their property.
So if a father forces his daughter to eat something, putting the spoon in her mouth, is that as bad as raping her?
No, so you see your concept of “crime against a person’s body” is just ridiculously wrong.
And, I dunno if you really want to have a conversation with a bunch of people who have been raped about how not-at-all-harmful the experience was.
That’s no valid argument. Phoebe Prince committed suicide because she was bullied! So it must have been a pretty harmful experience to her! And probably it would not be that nice to hear about all her pain. But still we don’t punish the bullies with a lengthy prison sentence.
And btw, what about raping an unconscious woman? There surely can’t be any traumatic experiences there but the rapist would still be punished far more than if he had beaten her.
Let’s just say that I very personally identify with the idea that a person’s authority over their own body should be respected. If longer prison sentences for a fairly common crime that often goes unpunished is one way that society can support the notion that consent and autonomy matter and should be respected, I’m all for it.
That can never be an argument. Punishment can only depend how serious the crime is.
For example: Breach of copyright laws is a very, very common crime. Every minute it’s done thousands of times. But you can’t punish someone who downloaded a copy of Batman by a lengthy prison sentence. That’s ridiculous.
I love how the woman’s desires don’t figure into NWOs calculations at all. It’s almost as if he thinks women should have no rights at all, or something.
Hey, guys, me and the dogs are back! Did I miss anything?
Lessee . . . troll, troll, troll, wow three different trolls on the same thread, and what a surprise, they’re all arguing in bad faith! I profess myself shocked.
NWOsilly, as long as you’re here, do you think the moon landings were real or faked?
But wait, there a feminist organization advocating the same thing…. What a coindicence!
women arrested for domestic violence require an aggressive advocacy program to take up the cause of women who fight back. Today, increasing numbers of advocacy programs are using gender-neutral language to describe their services. When battered women are arrested, advocates are told they cannot advocate for these women because they are not victims but the offenders. In a culture where dominant understandings of equity and fairness rely on the denial of the reality of differences, the strategies we advocate will initially be perceived as unfair or as expressing a double standard. Women’s advocates will need to become sophisticated and adept at explaining the gendered nature of violence and the meaning of pursuing equality in social contexts where people are clearly not equal in power and social resources
it is important to resist seeing advocacy for women who use violence as an issue of bias or special treatment. It should be remembered that much of the battered women’s movement’s work has been to challenge the social sanctioning of male violence in the private sphere and to end the protections afforded such male privilege by the criminal justice system and other institutions. Every effort we have made has met with resistance and claims that we seek to establish a double standard. We have consistently fought against such efforts to obscure women’s realities. Battered women who use violence to protect themselves from brutal partners deserve no less from us.
Well I’m be damned, here is a feminist organization advocating violence and inequality.
Men deserve to be beaten ?
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NWO, as long as the person in question has made a choice of their own, the termination of a fetus is not murder. If you force a woman to abort a pregnancy, then it is a crime.
And why did you put “pregnancy” in quotes. It’s not enough for you to dismiss the whole thing as something equivalent to a common cold, now you have to state it with sarcasm?
Hey, Mr. Slave, Marc, and Luke, guess what? I had an abortion! Guess what else? I don’t regret it!
So what’s the problem, great for you!
Well I’ve asked the question, any takers.
Tell me, if I give a woman some moontea or something that causes her to abort a “pregnancy” is it murder?
So, Marc, if you get anally raped that should be a misdemeanor? Is that what you’re saying?
@redlocker
What would the crime be?
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Thank you, Bee! That makes it all worthwhile. 🙂