The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecatās lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive.Ā And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. Ā As is, I discovered, MarkyMarkās longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Ā Hereās what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. ā¦
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. ā¦
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are ājust as badā as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. Ā I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Hereās a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from āChristine in Oregon.ā You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. Iāll highlight the best in a future post.
And all those MGTOWers will look at the manginas and say “See? Its true! Only a small portion of the male population get ALL the sex from the female population! Those manginas will get worn out eventually… Then all those unsatisfied women will finally realize how important we are to them, and come running back! But we’ll just look down upon them and sneer, and turn them away! Their vaginas are probably sour anyway.”
*Gets lost into revenge fantasy*
So the manginas will die by Snu-Snu?
(sorry for the Futurama reference)
I think NWO rolled back in his bed xD
He’s getting rly lazy at trolling lately.. it’s just “evil feminists!” then he rolls over and goes back to bed xD I find it kinda.. I dunno.. sad? weird? amusing? that even tho he has a hard long day of working and flying and sleep, he reads everything (apparently) and must respond before rolling into bed xD then he wakes up, gets a drink, reads everything again, says 1 thing again and then goes back to sleep xD
Hopefully he returns xD I rly want to see the feminist manifesto and compare it w/ what David had in the OP :]
(unless he’s off making the feminist manifesto xD )
“Add in having all law privilege women above men.”
So what you’re saying is that it’s /NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN/, gotcha.
Seriously, what the hell? Violent crime law privileges women over men in matters of sentencing, sure. Family Law seems neutral; I know that Alimony is more or less dead, and that child custody is actually about a 50/50 split when the husband actually fights for it (Which are the two things MRAs seem to think is objectionable in family law). Sexual assault crime privileges men above women. Drug Law (the majority of cases that come before the court) privileges women above men in matters of sentencing. All of the above strictly only apply to USian law.
Yeah, the USian legal system isn’t great to men, but it’s not great to women either. There’s a lot of still-in-force precedents that are straight up privileges for men, even in criminal law (And not counting sexual assault crimes). the USian legal system is borked entirely, and horrible to all groups. But no, women aren’t one of the groups disproportionately marginalized by the law in general. For that, you want hispanic and black people.
@Ami: Wow, that anti-trans woman is… AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH. Intersectionality, motherfucker, do you speak it!?
NWO needs to take enough of whatever it is that he takes to make up the feminist manfesto.
I feel like he’d just point to the SCUM manifesto, say that’s the same as “feminist manifesto” and claim it’s our sekrit document xD (and if he didn’t know, he’d go google it and point to it now xD )
@Rutee which one? M. Andrea, K.A. or DirtyWhiteBoi? xD
David: Hugh Ristik from FeministCritics seems reasonable, from the interactions I’ve had with him. So there’s at least one reasonable MRA!
Hook: The Regendered opposite of a man being unjustly accused of rape is a woman being unjustly accused of rape. Unless you’re presuming that men can never be rape survivors…?
@David my interactions w/ Zeta Male also… so far he seems pretty reasonable… :]
Also did you know Regender thinks Barack Obama’s first name is female and changes it to Mark? xD
Ozymandias, Hook also seems to imply, inadvertently, that there are justified rapes as well. I am wondering if he meant to do that or not.
I am curious about that too xD
“Are you saying there are times where falsely accusing a man is justified too!?” is my predicted retort xD
It’s kind of telling that Hook thinks being raped is the female equivalent of committing rape.
Hmm, female analogue to mangina… femicles? womglans? wenis?
I think I like “wenis” best. It sounds appropriately belittling š
I talked about this a little in one of the other threads but I’d like to post about it here a bit too because I am seeing a lot of the “evil rad scum” names and links to blogs flying around in here.
I am a radical feminist. There. I said it!
However, the radical feminists I admire, and my particular brand of radical feminism, don’t go in for this “all men are rapists” bit NOR the anti-trans person lunacy. Neither is inherent to radical feminism, in fact, if they can be said to “belong” to any particular movement or group, it would be the separatists, IMHO.
For me, advocacy for trans people, gay people, and lesbians is a defining force in my radical feminism. Some of my favorite feminists are men. Hey, I live with one! I know these things to be true for many other radfems as well.
xD i love wenis xD
Okay, the one that drew the comment was DirtyWhiteBoi, but really it is fairly aimed at any of them. Seriously what the hell! These people are so unselfaware. MRAs say roughly equivalent bullshit to them; Look at DWB’s “If your post contains the word ‘cis’ I will delete it” shit! It’s so transparent that they’re engaging in the same silencing tactics.
Seriously just.. I would like one of them to Explain This Shit, because they’re not doing a great job.
@Holly sometimes it feels like there are quite a lot of trolls who seem to believe this :
“Show me your Weenis” was the name of a Mr. Show episode.
There’s no such thing as a woman lodging a false accusation of rape/sexual harassment or mistreatment. Women never have, nor will they ever lie about such things. All men should be imprisoned whenever a woman lodges a complaint of any kind against a man. Trial’s are superfluous where a woman’s word is concerned.
DWB used to also post as much personal information as she could about Trans Women on LJ (esp the trans activist/feminist ones) on her blog (until LJ shut it down a few times, she often just made a new blog) as well as pictures, and any info on name change, etc she could find >_<;;
As much as I dislike Andrea, Heart and the others, DWB is rly vicious…
Still waiting on that feminist manifesto so we can compare the 2 :3
@Fuck MRAs:
I’m kinda new to the whole feminism thing… So I haven’t talked much to people who label themselves as radfems. Good to hear that the “all men are rapists” crowd really are outliers, even amongst the more radical of our group. š
@NWO:
O_O Ohhhhh, I see. This is your attempt at satire, isn’t it? You should work on your act a bit.. Usually when you make satire you have to have some kernel of truth buried inside.
@kirbywarp
Maybe you’ve convinced me of the error of my evil misogynist ways, and I now want to model myself towards the beautiful perfection in morality, truth and wisdom that is woman.
@NWO:
Then all I can say is “Ur doin it rong.”