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The Regender Challenge

The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.

Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive.  And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment.  As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon.  Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:

Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …

Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.

(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)

Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.

Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …

Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.

Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.

Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..

Christine in Oregon

Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post.  I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.

Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.

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Pecunium
13 years ago

Kirby: at the risk of TMI… you have tentacles, just sort of short ones. Use your fingers,and wiggle them a lot.

You can sort of fake it with the more obvious/traditional appendage, just work on the various combinatorial aspects of hip-flexion and rotation: bonus points if you can get wiggling fingers involved.

AWS
AWS
13 years ago

“a lot of alphas”

You mean feminist dweebs? T-minus 180 days until you start spreading STD’s.

ozymandias42
13 years ago

DAMN IF KIRBY WON’T FUCK PEOPLE WITHOUT STIS THEN HE DOESN’T WANT TO FUCK ME WHICH DISPROVES MY WHOLE ‘THE ENTIRE INTERNET WANTS IN MY VAG’ THEORY

DOES A YEAST INFECTION COUNT AS AN STI IT CAN BE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED

WHAT ABOUT COLD SORES THEY ARE TECHNICALLY HERPES

Pecunium
13 years ago

ozy: I don’t know that “want ” is the right word, but I can see where I might not object; but that’s sort of true for a lot of intelligent, outspoken women.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@Ami:

It was, of course, a lie what you read about my sexual preferences, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not want to catch an STI or STD and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly.

Sadly the rest of the quote doesn’t really fit…

@ozy:

Eh, I’d probably be a little squeemish, sadly. But hey, that’s what protection is for, right?

ozymandias42
13 years ago

PECUNIUM THAT IS BLASPHEMY

NO HAIRLESS APE CAN DARE TO PRETEND TO HAVE TENTACLES THE WAY THE GLORIOUS CEPHALOPODS WHO SHALL ONE DAY ARISE AND OVERTHROW THE HUMANS DO

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@Pecunium:

Well, I am tall, with long limbs… *ponders*

ozymandias42
13 years ago

Can I just say that I am ridiculously amused by posting in all caps without punctuation? It gives the grammar nazi in me the same forbidden thrill I imagine some people must feel about sex.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

@ozy:

Eh, I’d probably be a little squeemish, sadly. But hey, that’s what protection is for, right?

Wait. WHAT? >:|

FUCK YOU OZY it’s ON! >:O *cue the hair pulling*

ozymandias42
13 years ago

OH SHIT I AM GETTING BEATEN UP BY THE TINY LADY

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

Developers!x3, A question: Do you also go to sites that specifically are designed to talk about knitting and explain to them that they appear to be going out of their way to look for examples of knitting patterns and yarns and things to knit, and thus their vision is clouded by confirmation bias by always finding things to knit and missing out on all the things they cannot knit? It just strikes me as an odd concern for someone to have — Hey, your specialty blog is FOCUSED ON ONE THING! It fails entirely to preserve the majesty and scope of the world at large!

And yes, as Pecunium suggests, please feel free to link to MRA sites that aren’t misogynistic, if that’s your concern. Believe me, we ask that of everyone, and we always get steered to the same old misogynists.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

F U I’LL SHOW YOU TINY!? >:O

(i’m tiny? o_O)

Developers! Developers! Developers!
Developers! Developers! Developers!
13 years ago

@Pecunium
Rights of men? How about the ACLU (sometimes) and the EFF. Addressing the problems with the current system? Given my ideological stance, I’d say the the Heritage foundation does that.

Even within the manosphere, there are a couple of blogs that fit that criteria.Like Dalrock or for that matter Gerep.

Must I continue?

ozymandias42
13 years ago

I DUNNO IN MY HEAD YOU ARE SMALL BUT I DO NOT KNOW IF THAT IS TRUE IN ACTUAL LIFE

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@OZY:

I THINK IN ACTUAL LIFE SHE IS QUITE TALL YOU SHOULD UPDATE YOUR MENTAL IMAGE

@OZY AND AMI

NOW NOW GIRLS NO NEED TO FIGHT THERE IS PLENTY OF KIRBY TO GO AROUND (I AM STRETCHY SO IT WORKS)

Developers! Developers! Developers!
Developers! Developers! Developers!
13 years ago

@Bee

Developers!x3, A question: Do you also go to sites that specifically are designed to talk about knitting and explain to them that they appear to be going out of their way to look for examples of knitting patterns and yarns and things to knit, and thus their vision is clouded by confirmation bias by always finding things to knit and missing out on all the things they cannot knit? It just strikes me as an odd concern for someone to have — Hey, your specialty blog is FOCUSED ON ONE THING! It fails entirely to preserve the majesty and scope of the world at large!

To knitting sites often make vast claims about the manufacture of carbon-fiber composite string instruments based upon their knitting experience?

Developers! Developers! Developers!
Developers! Developers! Developers!
13 years ago

s/To/Do/g on that last post.

Darn typos…

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

xD

>_>

I think it’s awesome that in ppl’s heads I’m small xD That’s the plan xD Tho that would make things even MORE awkward for Kirby xD

I suppppose we could share him >_> *narrows eyes*

ozymandias42
13 years ago

I THINK FEMINISM AND MASCULISM ARE MORE LIKE EACH OTHER THAN KNITTING AND CARBON-FIBER COMPOSITE STRING INSTRUMENTS ARE LIKE EACH OTHER

MORE LIKE KNITTING AND CROCHET

ALL A PART OF YOUR BALANCED YARN-CRAFT DIET

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

PLUS DESPITE CLAIMS THAT WE MISREPRESENT THE VAST MAJORITY OF REASONABLE MRAS NO MRA HAS SEEN FIT TO GIVE US A LINK TO A MODERAT MRA WEBSITE PERHAPS YOU COULD DO THIS FOR US THEN DAVID CAN DO A POST ON IT AND YOU WONT HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ANYMORE

ozymandias42
13 years ago

TECHNICALLY HE DID A POST ON ME I’M KIND OF A REASONABLE MRA

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

WHEN MRAS TALK ABOUT MODERATE MRAS SOMETHING TELLS ME THEY ARENT REALLY TALKING ABOUT YOU THOUGH

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

YOU DON’T COUNT YOU ARE A KIRBY STEALING B-

Developers! Developers! Developers!
Developers! Developers! Developers!
13 years ago

@kirbywarp

PLUS DESPITE CLAIMS THAT WE MISREPRESENT THE VAST MAJORITY OF REASONABLE MRAS NO MRA HAS SEEN FIT TO GIVE US A LINK TO A MODERAT MRA WEBSITE PERHAPS YOU COULD DO THIS FOR US THEN DAVID CAN DO A POST ON IT AND YOU WONT HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ANYMORE

Perhaps reasonable people see the crazies and refuse to self-identify themselves as MRAs as they attempt to advance their viewpoints. Which is why I’m asking for a slightly better standard than self identification.

Magpie
Magpie
13 years ago

crohet? now you’re talking!

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