The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
Ami: I am full of gentle squee. asmael has done wonderful color; and there is a lot of (personal) layering in there. I have already shown it off to people.
“I think he recalls with wistful sighs the night he could have claimed me as his lover,”
Actually those are your gay fantasies feminist ignorant heterophobe and feminist 9/11 shill. I am heterosexual and proud. I was born that way. By the way there are federal laws protecting heterosexuals these days don’t ya know.
Wouldn’t surprise me to learn that this was his real beef with the MRAs. All those Filipina mail-order brides polluting the white gene pool.
@AWS:
I still posit that linking to an entire forum’s archives is an absolutely terrible form of research, and thinking it even resembles reasonable citation is about as dunderheaded and dishonest as it gets.
@AWS:
Federal laws… protecting… heterosexuals? From what? Gay marriage? X__X
Hay AWS what sports do you like to play/watch? :3
X_X Sorry, double @ sign. They were different posts, but still, my bad. Should really start proof-reading these.
I do suspect that attempting to be serious here will not end well…. But, I think I’ll try anyways.
@ David Futrelle (July 2, 2011 at 3:42 pm )
Given the general nature of this site and it’s stated objective of mocking misogynists, I think you have a bit of confirmation bias going on. You are purposefully going out and seeking misogamy. As a result, you mange to find quite a bit of it. However, you also miss all that you can’t find.
There are at least a few traditionalist blogs on the ‘boobroll’ here. Does this mean that traditionalists are MRA’s? You also list a number of ‘Game’ blogs… Does that mean that they are MRA’s? What about other people who mention these topics occasionally. These folks go far beyond the usual suspects in the “manosphere” and includes folks as different as the National Review and Eirc S. Raymond.
Ten bucks says Kirby’s future kid will commit suicide after his straight son is abused by his sodomite loving heterophobic feminist sadistic father and unpatriotic 9/11 shill.
(sorry for the spamming, but this was too good to pass up)
@AWS:
“I was born that way.”
WHY DOES HE THINK KIRBY IS A HETEROPHOBE ISN’T KIRBY STRAIGHT
ALSO AS A FEMINIST I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I LOVE HETEROSEXUAL SEX. AND HOMOSEXUAL SEX. AND GROUP SEX. AND TENTACLE SEX. ALL KINDS OF SEX ARE AWESOME TO ME. EXCEPT SEX WITH FRAT BOYS, THAT IS A KINK I CANNOT GET BEHIND.
I think we were talking about the Weenis episode earlier. Coincidentally, that’s the one with the Racist from the Year 3000 — Byron, and his friend Dougie!
Everything’s fine until that goddamn black Jew lesbian treehugging martian President Billings went and signed that goddam bill of robot’s rights! I tell you what, my forefathers did not fight the British so that I could be put out of work by a bunch of shifty-eyed yellow lazy metal Chinabots!
My daddy always said to me, you can’t trust a man what’s made of gas! Not you, Zacsan, you’re one of the good ‘uns. They’s white people made of gas, you know what I’m sayin.
“traditionalists are MRA’s”
No, they are criminals and misogynists which David the feminist clearly points out. In this article the despicable mgtow goons happen to have their facts right.
ozy: EXCEPT SEX WITH FRAT BOYS, THAT IS A KINK I CANNOT GET BEHIND.
What, you wouldn’t enjoy pegging a frat-boy?
I’d have sex with frat boys… and Kirby… maybe at the same time… >_>;;;
“Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote”
No, mgtow and MRA are much worse and that is pretty bad. What I find here is mostly willful ignorance due to years of Zionist/sadist brainwashing. .
ALSO DEVELOPERS!CUBED’S LINK IS HILARIOUS
HE CALLS ROISSY FEROCIOUSLY INTELLIGENT
ALSO I AM A WOMAN AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN INTERESTED IN ALPHAS I LIKE BETA MEN WHO ARE USUALLY VIRGINAL EXPLAIN THAT WITH YOUR EVOPSYCH
And Pecunium, I’m glad you like the card! 😀 And so is Aesmael, she’s v happy :3
“I’d have sex with frat boys… and Kirby… maybe at the same time”
If you have an STD I am sure kirby would be all over that.
I could be up for a little tentacle sex.. sadly I don’t think I have the necessary appendages. Ah well.
I don’t think I could have sex in the same room as frat boys. They can kinda be assholes, as well as encased in “bro culture…” Nothing wrong with group sex though, just never had a good opportunity. ^__^
Developers! Developers! Developers!: Given the general nature of this site and it’s stated objective of mocking misogynists, I think you have a bit of confirmation bias going on. You are purposefully going out and seeking misogamy. As a result, you mange to find quite a bit of it. However, you also miss all that you can’t find.
If he can’t find it, of course he misses it. That’s a tautology.
But, moving on (because the tautological problem isn’t really significant): I’ll ask you the same thing I ask everyone who says that (i.e. the problem is Dave/we ignore the non-whack-a-loon MRAs): Where are these reasonable advocates for the rights of men? Who are these people who are seriously addressing (without hatred and and bile) the structural problems they see in the present system?
I DO NOT WANT TO PEG A FRAT BOY I HAVE A DISTINCT LACK OF INTEREST IN STUPID PEOPLE, MISOGYNISTS, PEOPLE WHO GET DRUNK A LOT AND THOSE WHO NON-IRONICALLY USE THE WORD ‘BRO’ IF A FRAT BOY WHO DOES NOT HAVE THESE TENDENCIES WISHES TO BE PEGGED THAN WE WILL SEE
Speak for yourself… I like Alphas xD That’s why I’m w/ Kirby xD Me and him were talking last night and we realized there’s actually a lot of alphas (both men and women) on Man Boobz XD
THE INTERNET THINKS I’M AN ALPHA FEMALE I AM PRETTY SURE AT THIS POINT THE ENTIRE INTERNET WANTS IN MY VAG
XDDD
Wait. so he *won’t* sleep w/ me unless I have an STD? xD
Kirby! You lied to me! >:*O
I’ll pass.. if that’s ok.. xD