The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
Dave: Whipped Cream is WHITE, and it’s full of sweet fatty goodness (and really scrummy when you make it with Maple Syrup, which is something you can get in/from CANADA, which is the GREAT WHITE NORTH).
Huh.. And here I thought zionists were usually white… weird.
@David (oh, I’m sorry, DAVID):
SWISS CHEESE IS WHITE, AND IT TASTES GOOD WITH CHICKEN AND HONEY MUSTARD! AND, UMM, SNOW IS WHITE, WHICH IS AWESOME EXCEPT WHEN IT GETS REALLY COLD.
Vote for Obongo! Vote for Obongo! All feminists vote for Obongo!
Whatever you do do not join the Ron Paul revolution! feminists (white guilt folks like kirby the 9/11 shill) must vote for the current feminist President. it’s a requirement the Zionists have brainwashed whitey into fulfilling.
I like Latin drums. Oh wait according to kirby the nitwit I can”t like Latin music seeing as how I am not Latin. No white guilt here: http://whiteprideforever.com
I AM PROUD OF MY WHITE TEETH. I GET THEM ALL SHINY AND CLEAN BY BRUSHING WITH CRELM TOOTHPASTE.
aren’t polar bears canadian which makes them communist?
I AM ALSO PROUD OF WHITE CRAYONS
ON WHITE PAPER THEY MAKE NO SENSE BECAUSE YOU COULD JUST NOT USE ANY CRAYON AT ALL
BUT ON COLORED PAPER THEY DO NOT MAKE IT WHITE JUST SORT OF SMUDGY
HMM MAYBE I AM NOT SO PROUD OF WHITE CRAYONS
MARSHMALLOWS ARE WHITE
EXCEPT FOR THE COLORED ONES
UMM
THERE ARE LOTS OF TALENTED PEOPLE WHO ARE WHITE LIKE CAROL CHANNING AND DOM DELUISE AND TUCKER MAX
“LET’S ALL GO SIGN UP FOR WHITE PRIDE BLOGS AND THEN WRITE THE BLOGS IN ALL CAPS.”
That would get you banned sunshine. Plus it is for White Pride so signing-up would break the TOS and you would be banned.
I AM ALSO PROUD OF RED BECAUSE RED IS THE COLOR OF BLOOD AND BLOOD IS ESSENTIAL FOR LIFE. ALSO FOR VAMPIRE MOVIES. I AM GOING TO WATCH A KOREAN VAMPIRE MOVIE CALLED THIRST I HAVE SEEN IT ALREADY IT IS VERY GOOD YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH IT IT’S BY THE SAME GUY WHO DID OLDBOY. VAMPIRES ARE ALSO BITEY LIKE POLAR BEARS
I THINK WHAT HE IS SAYING IS THAT FEMINISTS ARE ALL ZIONISTS WHO GET OFF ON MAKING PEOPLE FEEL PAIN, AND SO THEY TRAIN ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE TO FEEL BAD FOR BEING WHITE.
BUT I DON’T FEEL BAD FOR BEING WHITE. IT’S A PRETTY AWESOME COLOR. SO ARE ALL THE OTHER COLORS. I MEAN SOME WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKHEADS– THAT WHOLE COLONIALISM THING WAS PRETTY SUCKY– BUT THERE ARE ALSO BLACK PEOPLE AND ASIAN PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKHEADS. FUCKHEADERY IS COMMON AMONG ALL RACES.
MISS AMI CAN I CALL AWS A RACIST CUNT-FOR-BRAINS IF HE IS CLEARLY BEING A RACIST CUNT-FOR-BRAINS?
BUT PERIOD BLOOD IS ALSO RED DAVID
GROSS
@AWS:
“I like Latin drums. Oh wait according to kirby the nitwit I can”t like Latin music seeing as how I am not Latin.”
Waaiiittt a second. Didn’t I just get finished saying that I loved African drumming? And I’m not African? You are really terrible at comprehension.. I happen to like spanish guitar, myself (also not spanish). Here’s one of my favorites:
I LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC AND YET I AM NOT A REDNECK
AWS, they’re joking w/ you. Calm down.
I LIKE POTATOES AND I DON’T LIVE UNDERGROUND
THIS IS AMERICA
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE AWS
Yes Ozy, you can. But just this once.
MISS AMI CAN I CALL AWS A RACIST CUNT-FOR-BRAINS IF HE IS CLEARLY BEING A RACIST CUNT-FOR-BRAINS?
OZY!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CUNTS?
Dave: BLOOD is not so good, because if you add BLOOD (RED!) to MILK (WHITE!) you get PINK…! which is the color of COMSYMPPINKOFEMINISTS, and that leads to RECTAL SEX and FILTH.
So avoid all BLOOD, esp. FEMALE BLOOD, which is almost always contaminated (because it’s so close to their ANUS, and that’s how the RECTAL SADISM they WALLOW in causes men to be TAINTED).
Be PURE, and ANTI-FEMINIST and you can post on GHOSTNATION.
I LIKE SUSHI AND I AM NOT JAPANESE
I LIKE HARRY POTTER AND I AM NOT BRITISH
I LIKE DRAG AND I AM NOT A GAY MAN
I AM PROUD OF CANOPUS WHICH IS A WHITE STAR WITH AN ABOLUTE MAGNITUDE OF -5.53. I AM PROUD THAT CANOPUS IS THE SECOND BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY EVEN THOUGH IT IS OVER THREE HUNDRED LIGHT YEARS AWAY.
WHITE STAR POWER!!!
I AM PROUD OF MY WHITE SKIN BECAUSE WHEN I GO IN THE SUN IT TURNS RED AND THIS…
HURTS A LOT AND ISN’T VERY GOOD FOR ME, ACTUALLY
BUT I AM PROUD
@Pecunium:
So avoid all BLOOD, esp. FEMALE BLOOD, which is almost always contaminated (because it’s so close to their ANUS, and that’s how the RECTAL SADISM they WALLOW in causes men to be TAINTED).
EVEN THOUGH CANOPUS IS A WHITE STAR IT PLAYS THE BONGOS SO THAT PROVES THAT IT IS NOT A RACIST STAR.
“Waaiiittt a second. Didn’t I just get finished saying that I loved African drumming? ”
Nope never said that. i believe the most talented percussionists come from Latin not African countries. I don’t know what race Obongo is seeing as there are so many questions about his birth certificate. I associate bongos with Latin music Mr. white guilt kirby the 9/11 feminist shill and uber heterophobe. Remember do not jump off a cliff while posting in all caps feminist lemmings. .