The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
The “Joss Whedon rapes his wife” thing is prolly another that kinda matches up w/ that vitriol… but that one was widely condemned by feminists online (I know, I was among them xD ) …
A misogynist troll found it (way way way late) and then accused us of hiding it from him, and that she represents TRUE feminism, and us feminists were hiding her so ppl wouldn’t see our true plans xDD It’s like she’s a prototype terminatrix the feminist conspiracy was building and brave troll discovered our plans! xD
Dirt again xD
http://dirtywhiteboi67.blogspot.com/2009/07/mtf-men-and-violence.html
Peggy-Andrea:Nola(c) February 23, 2011 at 06:13
It is very interesting to note that when I do men the SERVICE of telling them that they disgust me and all right thinking women that they HATE on me for pointing this out. Ummm… THAT YOU HATE ME IS WHY I DONNA’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. Which is promptly followed by more HATRED spewed at you. I’ve had this happen to me so many times I am totally immune to it. Guess what NO EEW man has expressed the same hatred of me for saying the EXACT SAME WORDS.
My opinion is that it is totally useless talking to WW. Totally. I rarely waste my time. I am simply going to pound into the heads of the young women that MEN HATE YOU NOW. THEY ONLY WANT WOMAN-SLAVES. If you are happy to be a woman-slave go ahead. And STFU about it.
I have said it plainly and clearly on places like TNS Radio. Women are going to start killing men as they are offered no other option. EVEN THEN, despite doing this service of WARNING them what is going to happen. Men and their mangina lackeys spew more hatred at me and more lies at me. Manginas like Christine Fields. She was just on TNS radio white knighting for ‘Kim’ to get his some ‘help’ from the women in the audience.
Look at it this way. I have openly said here to the wimminz
“F*** OFF! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!”
Do they go? Nope. They just keep f***ing irritating us with their shit. When I lost my temper with my ex after years of this sort of shit I was genuinely afraid I would KILL HIM or serverly injure him. So I ran to the bathroom and locked myself in it. He even tried to follow me into it. Men are SO STUPID that when they are faced with an enraged woman who has lost her temper after years and years of abuse THEY STILL DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE IN DANGER. How…..stupid……can……you…..be?
The truth is Zed. Men are stupid. Dumb as rocks. I never used to say that. But they have shoved their stupidity down my throat so far I just wanna puke it all back up and move on. Look at it this way. Are Hestia, Thag, Dr Henry and any number of other self describes ‘good men’ ringing the bell to the men and saying:
Do you see any man saying THAT? No. They are relying on their white knight WOMEN. Well? Who are they going to rely in when pissed off women kill a few white knights to let them know that it is no longer acceptable to women to white knight? It’s going to happen. I can feel it in my bones. Georgia Sodini is going to look like a kindergarten kid compared to what’s going to happen when real women who are real pissed off eventually decide they have had enough and do it in a well planned way. A way in which they will get away with it. Try these on for size. How hard is it for any woman to figure out things like this.
1. Place poisonous gas canisters into a mall. Detonate at a busy period. 80%+ will be men. The women will mostly be manginas.
2. Poison the water supply in boys schools, police stations, guvment buildings. Full of men and manginas.
3. Make false 911 DV calls and then shoot the cops with a long range high powered rifles. If enough women did this no cop would answer a 911 DV call ever again. There is no way to protect a cop from a high powered sporting rifle at night. None.
Do any of you here realise just how easy it is to ANY of these things? I am not recommending them or even condining them. But if a woman got into the frame of mind of Sodini and was actually SMART about it. There are PLENTY of ways she could attack men and manginas and their cop protectors with NO CHANCE AT ALL OF BEING CAUGHT as long as she kept her mouth shut.
http://www.the-spearhead.com/2011/02/22/the-high-road/#comment-74179
just was curious what my favourite “um you have been watching FAR too many movies to think this will work (thank god) xD” hilarious comment would look re-gendered xD
xD They turned “don’t” into “donna’t” xD
that should be ttlly something feminists should push for! forget womyn… clearly don’t is misogynist >:| what’s wrong with donna? why doesn’t she get a word!? >:O
what’s the opposite of mangina? o_O
Took all of 30 seconds
1. Can we out this gal so that all her future employers and boyfriends see her name next to this in Google?
2. Really, the only solution is to take over the country–we’re better educated and more tolerant and loving–and place women in camps and farms for heavy labor and sperm donation. Those who have other more mental skills that are useful (mathematics and engineering) and are not deemed a threat can have electronic monitoring devices that allow them to interact with men at work for a few hours a day.
Feminist in Jezebelle comments section
“…women use sexual violence to put men in their place, and then a chorus of voices rises to blame men who get attacked for not knowing their place.”
Amanda Marcotte
This is fun too…
Men can stop rape
Women can stop incestuous pedophilia
Black people can stop crack addiction
Gay men can stop pederasty
Another gem from Margaret Wente xD
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/opinions/opinion/just-bar-men-from-politics/article2052386/
Lord. Does the regendered post remind anyone of the S.C.U.M. Manifesto or is it just me?
@Hook:
Where were those comments taken from, mind providing a source? Its kinda hard to know exactly what they are saying from a couple sentences… And what is your second post… Is that a regender? Cause it wouldn’t make sense. Is that a feminist comment? Where did you find it, or did you make it up?
@Ami:
The opposite of a mangina is obviously a femcock. (Best I could do with something that rolls off the tongue well)
(no, that wasn’t supposed to be innuendo)
(no really, it wasn’t… dammit…)
This is not a regender
” women should be allowed to conceal and carry and we can’t be charged for shooting a threatening man dead ”
“GOOD BYE TRIALS.. GOOD BYE REASONABLE DOUBT.. GOOD BYE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY… AND GOOD BYE SOCIETY… go live in a forest and if you wander near us…. even if it’s our “fault” for “attracting” you.. since you’re uncontrollable, unable to help yourselves, unthinking animals.. I FEEL BAD FOR YOU BUT… if it’s kill or be killed? GOODBYE MEN”
This person sounds like a horrible terrible evil feminist… why does she hate men so much? xD
Catherine Comins,
men who are unjustly accused [of rape] can sometimes gain from the experience. ‘They have a lot of pain, but it is not a pain that I would necessarily have spared them. I think it ideally initiates a process of self-exploration.'”
Reversed!
women who are unjustly raped can sometimes gain from the experience. ‘They have a lot of pain, but it is not a pain that I would necessarily have spared them. I think it ideally initiates a process of self-exploration.'”
@Hook:
Is a mark being stolen from the exact same as a person being accused of theft? Is being murdered the same as being accused of murder? Is, in the context of any other crime at all, being the victim the same as being accused? The hell is wrong with you?
Yo Hook, you think women can be justly raped? That reversal does not really make sense unless women can be justly raped.
Because rapists can be justly accused of rape.
The MRAs seem to keep going back to a handful of “evil feminist” (or sometimes just “evil woman”) quotes.
I got mine (except Scott Adams) from today, from the front page of MRA blogs.
Do THAT with all these evil feminists…
Well, after carefully reading the entire intro Dave,it really sounds just like the feminist manifesto. Add in having all law privilege women above men, and the MSM glorifying anything a woman does and you’ll finally have the Hate movement down pat.
Where is this feminist manifesto? o:
Add in having all law privilege women above men, and the MSM glorifying anything a woman does and you’ll finally have the Hate movement down pat.
So it is not EXACTLY like this feminist manifesto you’ve read! Perhaps you should provide us w/ the feminist manifesto so we can compare the 2 and see what else is different and what else is similar? :]
@NWO:
The feminist manifesto promotes masturbation as a way of not having to deal with those dirty men… Are all feminists now charicatures of lesbian seperatists? Are we all WGTOW? (or MGTOW, for manginas going their own way)
or MGTBASS (Men Going To Be Ami’s Sex Slave) in the case of Kirby
I think the manginas are going with women, actually…
On leashes and with ball gags, apparently.
well for Kirby, I’ve alrdy got him trained, so he can go off-leash :3 and I find him cute when he sniffs around and chews on stuff, so no ball-gags xD
LOL well they will have more fun than the MGTOW, anyway!
@pervocracy it does seem like they have these saved to a word document or something rdy to pull out at any time xD