The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
@AWS:
Wait… so wanting to vote for a president who is African American… and mexican? … means I have white guilt? Srsly? So white people, if they have no white guilt, must vote for the white president? Huh…
I used to want to be able to play the bongos, but the ones I had were kinda cheap and sounded bad. I *love* African drumming though, the beats are awesome! Have you ever been in a drumming circle, where people actually kept time? Yeah…
Still confused as to where the heterophobe thing is coming from, considering that even by your rediculous standards I’m straight…
(patently ignoring extreme displays of racism)
African Americans attacking whites:
http://www.newnation.org/NNN-Black-on-White.html
Bongos are the instrument of the novice, the uninitiated, the dilettante. Those who are serious about understanding the truth behind 9/11 don’t trifle with such distractions.
MISS AMI AWS IS BEING RACIST AGAIN MISS AMI
MAKE HIM HAVE TIME OUT
Ozymandias! Where did you learn such language! Holly, now it’s not up to you to decide that. And stop trying to give him apple juice, you know he’s allergic. Now come with me to the nurse young lady!
The rest of you, no anal sex until I get back! Or there won’t be story time. I’ll KNOW.
CAPTAIN IT WAS THE LIZARD PEOPLE WASN’T IT
REMEMBER 9/11!!! REMEMBER LIZARD TREACHERY!!!
CB: Those of us who KNOW, play the Oingo-Boingos
AWS, come with me young man! That is enough racism out of you! Your mommy warned me about this! You’re coming with me to the office.
The rest of you, Pecunium is in charge until I get back.
Ami, I would love nothing better than nap time. Unfortunately, my employers frown on that sort of thing.
OooooooOOOOOooohhh, AWS’s in trouble, AWS’s in trouble. *blows raspberry*
Holy derail, batman! AAAHHHH!!! *off to flounce*
DONE WITH NAP WHERE’S MY PUDDING
OH HEY LOOK
AWS FOUND A RACIST BLOG THAT’S RACIST
HOW INTERESTING
Also, can I have some grape juice?
I think AWS thinks I’m a race traitor now. *sigh* Oh well. Off to make nachos. XD
Johnny and Pecunium,
Silence! You know we don’t discuss these matters with the unwashed!
AWS,
It is clear that you have nothing to teach us. We have much that we may teach you, but only if you prove yourself worthy.
“I used to want to be able to play the bongos, but the ones I had were kinda cheap and sounded bad.’
That was the question heterophobic and sadist 9/11 feminist shill. You should vote for the current President because you need to help ruin the USA along with your feminist brethren. I only care about the performance of the President. I am registered Independent. i will most likely vote for Doctor Ron Paul but not because the color of his skin but based on his track record of voting on issues. Caucasian feminists have white guilt as feminism is a Zionist and sadist creation that trains shills like kirby the nitwit to have white guilt..
No, still not worthy.
Free your mind, AWS!
“How can I be a racist when I play the bongos.” Damn, even your attempt to deny your racism involves a racist statement.
LET’S ALL GO SIGN UP FOR WHITE PRIDE BLOGS AND THEN WRITE THE BLOGS IN ALL CAPS.
I AM PROUD OF WHITE BECAUSE WHEN YOU USE WHITE AS A BACKGROUND WITH BLACK LETTERS THE SHARP CONTRAST MAKES IT EASY TO READ THINGS
WHITE IS ALSO A GOOD COLOR FOR CLOUDS BECAUSE THEY STAND OUT AGAINST THE BLUE SKY
GREY CLOUDS CAN BE DEPRESSING, WHITE CLOUD POWER!
I AM PROUD THAT THE WALLS OF MY APARTMENT ARE WHITE OR OFF-WHITE. THAT IS GOOD BECAUSE WHITE REFLECTS BACK A LOT OF LIGHT AND SO MY APARTMENT IS BRIGHT AND CHEERFUL.WELL EXCEPT FOR THE MESS. IT’S REALLY RATHER CLUTTERED.
NOW I AM GETTING SAD. QUICK PEOPLE SOMEONE TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE WHITE TO BE WHITE PROUD OF.
Caucasian feminists have white guilt as feminism is a Zionist and sadist creation that trains shills like kirby the nitwit to have white guilt.
I’m seriously considering the possibility that AWS is some sort of text parser program now.
Is there, someone out there, someone who thinks that this is a valid English sentence which expresses a valid opinion?
Pftt!!! Ron Paul! A cretin! A fool followed by bigger fools! He is a stooge, a mere pawn in the Great Game. He knows nothing, or at least nothing of importance.
Still…he has his uses.
put your hand down Kirby.
DAVID I AM PROUD OF WHITE POLAR BEARS BECAUSE THEY ARE CUTE ALTHOUGH NOT TOO CLOSE UP THEN THEY ARE WHITE AND BITEY AND THAT IS NOT AS CUTE
BROWN BEARS AND BLACK BEARS ARE UNAMERICAN BUT I AM NOT RACIST I JUST DON’T LIKE THEM SO DON’T CALL ME RACIST BECAUSE I COULDN’T BEAR IT
White gilt? I thought gilt tended to be gold.