The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
Johnny! Ozy! Stop having anal sex! It’s nap time! You can have anal sex after!
@Bee
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE AND IT IS THE VOICE OF AN ASSHOLE
Holly is the most feminist of all, she’ll only have anal sex when she gets to drive.. .showing how much she hates men.
I AM NOT HAVING ANAL SEX WITH JOHNNY I DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM I AM HAVING ANAL SEX WITH MAH BOYFRIEN
OR AT LEAST I WOULD BE IF HE WASN’T HOURS AND HOURS AWAY
ALSO BEE I WILL TAKE YOUR REMARKS UNDER ADVISEMENT. FUTURE INSTALLMENTS WILL HAVE LONG SEGMENTS DONE ALL IN SHOUTY CAPS.
Butt secks is teh awesome.
Bee! Drink your juice! And don’t shout. Your voice will go hoarse and then you won’t be much of an asshole now will you young lady?
@AWS:
(Sorry guys, throat is getting a bit sore). No, I’m about as white as sour cream, especially since I don’t get much sun these days (Geek tan for the win!). Interesting why this matters to you, if you aren’t a racist. Though now I suppose I’m a race traitor or summat for not boldly declaring the color of my skin and my pride over it.
@Ami:
Appa juse! Appa juse! I wuv me some appa juse! I awso wike aminal cwackers befow I sweep. ^__^
Stop it! Bathy, stop turning on the TV! *unplugs it*
Ozy, your boyfriend is having a nap in Mr. Futrelle’s classroom, and no you may not visit him!
Johnny, it’s nappy time!
I AM HOURS AND HOURS AWAY FROM OZY AND I’M NOT EVEN HER BOYFRIEND. HOW PERVERTED IS THAT???
WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD SEX WITH ANOTHER GIRL’S BUTT ONCE I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS FITS THE PARADIGM
IT DID NOT GIVE HER CHLAMYDIA THOUGH I THINK
“VOICE OF AN ASSHOLE”
I see you are correctly referring to the true sadist Bee! It’s so easy to prove my points around you clowns.
So Kirby the feminist fool, heterophobe and 9/11 shill are you African American?
I AM HOURS AND HOURS AWAY FROM OZY AND I’M NOT EVEN HER BOYFRIEND. HOW PERVERTED IS THAT???
Not to mention talented.
I wonder if it would be cruel to use the hotbox on kindergartners…
@AWS
So Kirby the feminist fool, heterophobe and 9/11 shill are you African American?
Dude, asked and answered.
Do try to keep up.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I WAS FRENCH THERE FOR A MINUTE BUT I DELETED THE EXTRA N
I’M NOT TIRED I’LL NEVER BE TIRED YOU’RE JUST BEING MEANZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Oooo…is the hotbox what I think it is?
Now AWS, you know that it is not nice to ask that of your classmates. Apologize to Kirby, and you can have your juice and go nappy time.
Holly, you will have to go with me to the school nurse.
The rest of you eat your cookies and OJ, like Kirby.
So kirby the heterophobe has white guilt. The Zionist have made sure of that. please vote for the current President kirby the nitwit. Is el Presidente African American? There seems to be some discrepancies on his birth certificate. Do you play the bongos kirby the nitwit? Just curious.
I AM PRETTY SURE THE PRESIDENT IS AFRICAN AMERICAN YES
ALSO AWS IS A RACIST FUCKHEAD
AUUUGH I DONT WANNA GO TO THE NURSE SHE’S GONNA GIVE ME A SHOT AAAUUUUGHH
SHOTS ARE FEMINIST SADISM AND IF WE DIDN’T HAVE ALL THESE GOSHDARN ZIONISTS AND 9/11 SHILLS WE JUST WOULDN’T GET MEASLES IN THE FIRST PLACE
*takes away the Protocols of the Elders of Zion from AWS* AWSy! bad! who gave this to you? I’m going to have to contact your parents about this young man. Go sit in the corner.
Zionists are a mere distraction. The knowledgeable few know who is really behind 9/11. Obviously, AWS isn’t one of those few.
DID AWS REALLY JUST SAY “DO YOU PLAY THE BONGOS” REALLY NOW?
I THINK HE DOES NOT GET ANY APPA JUICE TODAY
Lol,, what is a racist? How can I be a racist when I play the bongos. http://www.whiteprideforever.com