The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
9/11! 9/11!
OMG! AWS IS REALLY RUDY GIULIANI!!!
One of them them does, and not so far as I know but WITH ALL THE SADISTIC FEMINIST SEX MY PARENTS AND LOVERS HAVE HAD ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!!
I feel like the recess bell is gonna go off at any moment now xD
A NOUN A VERB AND 9/11 SHILL.
KIRBY YOU NOUN YOU!!!!!!!!!
I have to say it’s pretty impressive when I start feeling like the grown up on a thread xD But between the AWS name calling and everybody shouting… xD you have no idea how hard I’m laughing atm xD
ACTUALLY, I AM A LIZARD PERSON. AND I’M DEFINITELY PROUD OF MY RACE.
ME TOO!!!!! LIZARDFRONT!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMI IT’S UP TO YOU! YOU HAVE TO TAKE COMMAND OF THE THREAD! THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE DEPENDS ON YOU!
(ARMPIT FARTS)
@PECUNIUM:
WOW, THESE STORIES JUST GET MORE AND MORE BRILLIANT! WAIT, HANG On.. There we go. Yeah, these are great! Keep up the good work!
@AWS:
So… is African American an insult now? Or is.. wait.. one sEC.. THERE. WAS WHITE NOT AN INSULT WHEN YOU BELIEVED I WAS WHITE, OR NOT WORTH MENTIONING? SO YOU DO ADMIT TO BEING A RACIST? HUH.
@CB:
Please.. that is a terrifying thought.
TO SAY NOTHING OF THE LIZARD PEOPLE
Also, to everyone who is taking part in the shouting. This is what I’m hearing this whole time. ^__^ This.. is.. epically awesome!
@Kirby:
@CB:
Please.. that is a terrifying thought.
Really? Which one?
@CB:
The Rudy Giuliani one. I don’t want to think that this guy could become a politician.
*rings bell* Kids! Kids! I think it’s time for cookies, orange juice and nappy time!
JOHNNY PEZ THAT IS AMAZING BUT WOULD BE MUCH BETTER IN ALL CAPS
THE LACK OF SHOUTING IN YOUR STORY WAS DISCONCERTING
WORK ON IT
I WANT APPLE JUICE
FEMINIST ZIONIST SADISTS WON’T GIVE ME APPA JUICE
9/11 SHILL
APPA JUICE
Yes! More grammar slaves at my disposal. back to work slave. I own you fool.
‘ask me my race” is the correction. Thanks for the heads up grammar slave bitch.
Since feminists are such nitwits I recommend you don’t jump off a cliff. Seeing as how feminists do the opposite of what is appropriate and safe maybe half of you feminist fools and 9/11 shills will actually jump off a cliff just to spite AWS. That would be grand.
So Kirby the nitwit are you African American? Since you do not answer I will assume you are and my retorts will reflect that.
I WILL NEVER NOT SHOUT
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE AND IT IS THE VOICE OF AN ASSHOLE
THANK YOU AWS
The scary thing is, were it not for the NATION OF SPECTRES, I’d be certain AWS was trying to pull a Poe, but that’s just too much fuckin’ work for this sort of joke.
So… well the mind reels at what that says about his reasoning abilities.
I AM A FEMINIST AND I DO NOT HAVE RECTAL SEX BECAUSE THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY A THING BUT I’VE HAD ANAL SEX TWICE
ALSO I DIDN’T SHOWER YESTERDAY I DIDN’T REALIZE THAT WAS A STEREOTYPE ABOUT FEMINISTS
Ah! Ten kinds of awesome with a side of awesome sauce!
A winnar is us!
Well, I’m sorry Holly but your mommy said you can’t have apple juice. And AWS’ mommy said that he’s allergic to apples. We have tasty orange juice though! And you can play with a toy before nappy time!
I AM A DIRTY FEMINIST WHO HAS LOTS OF ANAL SEX AND THEN I SHOUT ABOUT IT IN COMMENTS.
I AM WITHOUT SHAME.