The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
“hence my confusion
Feminists/sadists like kirby the nitwit are usually confused and have a hard time reading the facts. You just show your ignorance more and more each day kirby the feminist 9/11 shill. Go get a government job and let the patriots fix the USA kirby the sadist.
@AWS what did you believe before you saw that study? or did you know what you knew before you saw that study? does what Holly pointed out change your opinions? If so why? If not, why not? :3
@AWS:
So.. I admit I’m wrong.. and that just draws more abuse? Really? Huh… One would think you actually don’t care what the truth is.
I think we need to stop responding to AWS before he reaches orgasm.
Now he’s just swearing up and down at Kirby xD a little bitter at how Kirby handled you last time? xD
He’s not even RESPONDING to nething o_o and I’m asking open ended reasonable questions :3
@Holly,
Nooo… That would be… sadistic 😀
I still maintain that AWS is some sort of ELIZA program.
But the Truth Is Out There! Mulder said so!
But yeah.. again.. The chlamidia rates could very well be the result of higher screening for women. So, given the way STDs are spread, chances are women don’t actually have higher rates of STDs. *shrug* But this guy doesn’t really care about what’s true, just spreading fecal matter around.
*gives Kirby Chlamidia*
“Yes, AWS, feminists wallow in shit. We eat the poo poo. We dance the poo poo dance. We make the poo poo hats for ourselves. ”
Yes, the sadists like people who wallow in feces. So do the Zionists which is why feminists use so many scatological references like good little feminist zombies..
Wallowing in feces is yet another example of a sadistic ritual. Feminists are dirty miscreants which the stats prove. Most of the feminists here either engage in or glorify the most unhealthy lifestyle imaginable. STD are a job or actually something feminists brag about.
@Ami:
*Horror*
Don’t give it to me, give it to someone else! *Throws the Chlamidia to Holly*
Yes, the sadists like people who wallow in feces. So do the Zionists
Oh? :O Can you elaborate on how Zionists do this? :3 Pictures would be nice…
So, funny thing: I set out to regender some feminist posts, just to prove that they wouldn’t sound hateful regendered, and…
I kinda got stuck, because most feminist writing (I didn’t dig deep, but the front pages of Feministe and Feministing and whatnot) really doesn’t contain that many “men are…” or “women are…” statements at all. It’s almost like these writers weren’t passing judgement one way or another on entire genders.
Most of the posts frankly looked the same regendered, because they were talking about various issues which were gender-related but weren’t as simple as “men this and women that.”
The stuff MRAs say about women (and transfolk, and gay people, because the MRM is not exactly Inclusion-R-Us) is hurtful, but I think the single worst lie the MRM tries to spread is “we’re like feminism, but for men!”
I know I have a terribly unhealthy lifestyle….I even brush my teeth prior to every meal and take periodic baths!
Rectal sex? RECTAL SEX?
My boyfriend and I had rectal sex on Tuesday! Also vulvar sex, and stomal sex, and chiral sex…
@Holly honestly, that’s what I ran into too.. even w/ ppl like M Andrea and most of Dirt’s posts : I mean some of the trans stuff and other stuff are KINDA like it… but a lot of the posts are offensive and problematic/awful in a way where if you understand feminist theory you understand how disgustingly dishonest or ideological they’re being to apply things.. but it doesn’t end up as “men are.. women are…” or etc :
I didn’t realize that being a feminist made me a Zionist. Huh. And here I thought my opinion on the Middle East was WHY CAN’T PEOPLE JUST BE NICER TO EACH OTHER.
I wonder if AWS sees himself as a puppetmaster because we respond. (I’m assuming he’s a true troll, as opposed to the merely hateful and deluded, but fuck it’s hard to tell sometimes.) He’s all “mwa ha, they’re dancing at my bidding, the way they get all incensed at my words!”
Well, AWS, if you take a dump in the middle of the supermarket you’ll also get a lot of people to respond, but that doesn’t mean that you’re outwitting them…
” actually don’t care what the truth is”
I know you don’t kirby the feminist 9/11 shill. Usually I am anti-mgtow because their posts are 100 times worse then the ones here but women need to be made aware that STD’s are a big problem and they should make an effort to keep clean. That won’t happen because feminists are getting dirtier and more diseased each year.
Kirby has no credibility and will be treated the same way he treated me only my words are much more accurate then his in most cases. I am posting at the level of this forum as proven by a google app. Read http://www.theghostnation.com entirely and you will find the app.
I regendered my blog! There was the sentence “there’s generally an implication that we’re capitulating to the matriarchy with our eyeliner and our kinky sex, and that Real Masculists (TM) know not to perform masculinity,” which comes from the BEST ALTERNATE UNIVERSE EVER.
xD
He’s a spambot.. basically… one who can’t get over Kirby kicking his butt xD
I regendered my blog! (I had to go down like four posts for anything at all to be different.)
The enforcement is social; men just don’t go around topless in the US.
It bothers me because it’s unequal, but it also bothers me in its implications: that my body is inherently sexual, and a woman’s body isn’t. It feels like women are being viewed through the first-person lens of “it’s nice to feel the sun on my skin, and I don’t mean anything by it” and men are being viewed through the distinctly third-person lens of “it’s inappropriate for me, a heterosexual woman, to see his sexy parts.” It ignores the experiences of people who are turned on by female chests and somehow manage to contain themselves when they see one.
This is not a very nice alternate universe, but I think the sheer alternate-ness of it says something right there.
The problem with regendering my blog is that Regender isn’t programmed to change genitals, which is leading to a lot of “his vagina” and “her penis.” Also, wow, my blog talks about genitals a lot. I mean, I always joked that the Engine is the blog about my vagina, but seriously, there is a lot of vagina-blogging here.
@ozymandias
“My boyfriend and I had rectal sex on Tuesday! Also vulvar sex, and stomal sex, and chiral sex…”
Are you sure about those last two? 😛
@Holly:
Wouldn’t be surprised. He’s sitting behind his monitor, putting his hands in the evil pyramid, thrilled that he gets another to show those evil feminist sadist 9/11 shills how awesome he is. Of course, he doesn’t actually do this.. but when you are AWS, the words you say don’t matter as much as how awesome AWS is.
@AWS:
What is this. A text analyzer? Considering none of us use the same constantly abusive terminology you use, I fail to see how any statistical analyzer could possibly say your posts “fit” with this blog. I should know, I am a programmer. 😛 If we put this blog into a markov chain model, any time the word “sadist” comes up, the program will vomit up another one of your posts.
Sorry if you find this confusing, it is pretty technical, not something you would understand. 😛