The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
Ithiliana, I guessed it was because it is, quite literally, the only time a feminist has said anything close to what the MRAs say on a regular basis. The other thing of note is the fact that it was written a very long time ago while the MRA examples are all of recent origin. Apparently the feminist movement has not changed at all or is not allowed to change cuz then that kind of trashes the whole “you are just like them!” Meme that Cosmos has.
@Pecunium i dunno if something got cut out of your post : but yeah.. I didn’t know that actually happened! :O (did the Spearhead guy base it off of that? or was it a coincidence? o: ) but the result is basically what I said would happen in my post about this xD The police would NOT JUST GIVE UP and let DV be de facto legal… they would go after the guy… and if MRAs were plotting to do this as a group, and trying to, I dun think the police would just leave them alone or that they’d be regarded as a quaint philosophy nemore : I’m pretty sure if they started trying to kill police officers, they’d be labelled a domestic terrorist group and the feminist conspiracy would be the least of their problems -_-;;
Alex, how about Xela?
But she’s the first Alex (I think?) she should still be Alex >:|
*points gun at one, then the other*
I.. I can’t tell which one was the original! Quick, Alex, say something only the real Alex would say!
What if women do have more STDs?
(As opposed to the reality, which is that we get diagnosed more often because some STDs have more obvious symptoms in females than in males, and because we get OB/GYN checkups and most males don’t get their penises examined regularly.)
That’s not evil of us, that’s… kind of unfortunate for us. It’s a public health problem. It’s cause to educate women, screen them, and give them the tools to protect themselves. It’s cause to fund programs like Planned Parenthood, which provides a LOT of STD screening and treatment at low cost.
You don’t solve a health problem by calling people with the problem bad and dirty.
I don’t see what’s so bad about chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis, anyway; they’re all easily cured with antibiotics. Unless you’re a slut-shaming asshole, they really shouldn’t be an issue.
Read the page dumb dumb. It gives the numbers. You really have lost all credibility Kirby the nitwit. Get off your lazy feminist ass and do some research 9/11 shill.
@Holly yeah what AWS seems to be implying sounds a lot like this terrible “idea” I heard a long time ago -_- Where the person suggested putting a “dome around Africa” and putting all ppl w/ AIDS all over the world in it and “letting it burn itself out” >_<;;;
Holly, sure you do! That is why banning abortion will make the world a better place. No one knows how, but it does!
Magical thinking is fun!
AWS, don’t you think you’d save time and achieve precisely the same effect if you simply flung feces at us?
It’s not like you’re actually saying anything or engaging in discussion. You’re just sending the message “I am hateful, check out my hate,” pretty much content-free.
@AWS:
Hmm.. Yes, it does give the numbers, my bad. I read 1,000 instead of 1,000,000, hence my confusion.
But as Holly said, this would be an indication of a national health problem, not of women being “dirty or filthy.” You do realize that both men and women have sex, right? If men have a wider range on the number of partners, it would make sense that women overall would carry more STDs, because of catching them from a smaller population of males. So… again I ask. Your point is?
AWS wants attn xD and he’s upset at how badly it went when he first showed up that he needs to restart the battle to try to “win” xD (watch)
As for 9/11 shilling, all I can say is:
AWS, why do you hate rhinoceroses so much?
We cannot proceed until you address the rhinoceros issue.
@Holly:
I love how every post directed to me also includes the words “lazy”, “9/11 shill”, “sadist”, etc. And he probably thinks he’s being the reasonable one. ^__^
@Elizabeth,
Appreciate the effort, but…no.
@kirby,
Gah! Um, um, my favourite animal is a wolf; I raise black swallowtail butterflies; I am of French, Native American, Irish, English, German, Spanish, Jewish, and Italian origin; my favourite musical is RENT, I’ve written two novels, my boyfriend just broke up with me; my dogs’ names were Rose and Jackal; and my preferred fate for MRAs is for a giant sinkhole to open up beneath them should they ever have a gathering!
Ohhh, but you don’t know me that well…shit.
WTF is a shill?
“That’s not evil of us,”
Sure is. Their point is women laugh it off instead of trying to avoid STD’s in the first place. Seeing as how feminists like to wallow in sh*t, (rectal sex) it’s no wonder they are generally diseased. How about making an effort to stay clean down there instead sleeping with dirtbags, drug addicts and engaging in every disgusting and unhealthy sexual practice known to man? Notice the feminists here say “so what” about STD’s. Dirty whores most feminists are. So in this case mgtow is right although AWS pointed this out years ago.
How do you believe men believe and women believe that is so different? :3 Specifically? 😀
How would you change things if you could? What efforts are you taking now to change things? :3
NWO: Me to Dave. Show me a comment where someone here admitted being wrong.
I’m not Dave, but I can play that game: >Crack… I didn’t poke around enough to figure out that your handle is a stage name too. My error
So there you are me, admitting I made a mistake.
Now if you could only do what Crack did (and you know how much I love him), and actually show me someplace where I was, you know, wrong; about something I’ve said about one of your arguments, you too could have such an admission.
NWO: Actions speak louder than words. If a man is falsely accused the punishment for that false accusation should be the same as the punishment for that particular crime. Otherwise it’s nothing but lip service.
This shit again. Do you think the same thing for all accusations of crime?
No. So really what you want to do it make it even harder to make a rape charge than it already is.
Yes, AWS, feminists wallow in shit. We eat the poo poo. We dance the poo poo dance. We make the poo poo hats for ourselves. This is exactly what real feminists who are not at all your hate-masturbation fantasies really do.
Pardon me, my poo poo hat is dripping.
ozymandias: And, no, the activism isn’t attention whoring. The nekkid pics are attention whoring. and very worthy of attention.
@The Real Alex:
A shill is someone who advocates for an organization while denying it. So a 9/11 shill I guess spreads the official story on purpose without admitting to working for the government… or something.
@AWS:
Doing more research, it looks like Holly was right in doubting the numbers. More women are screened than men on a regular basis, so the numbers for chlamydia (the main disease that differs between gender) may be artificially high. So… Yeah.. your numbers still don’t work out the way you think they do.
AWS, it is a public health issue that requires education and we acknowledge that. So what use does claiming women are evil have to combat a public health issue? Are we now going to start claiming childen with chicken pox are poopoo heads?