Good news, horny straight dudes! I can now report that the best, most efficient, most SCIENTIFIC way to score with the ladies is to figure out when they’re ovulating – and then act like a dick towards them!
Don’t take my word for it. Take the word of KRAUSER PUA, a guy so suave and superior his whole name is in ALL CAPS. As he explains in a recent blog post:
One of the things I’ve been meaning to do for months is to start tracking my targets with more scientific precision. …
It’s pretty clear that girls in peak ovulation are the best bets for first-time sex. It’s also clear they respond well to douchebag / aloof asshole game.
So here’s what I’m doing. I’ve just set up a spreadsheet to track all my active / still alive targets. Each one has a four rows representing each week of their cycle. Whenever I get any evidence to suggest they are in one particular week I’ll input it alongside the date. … Examples of evidence:
Week 1 – Bleeding: tells me she’s on the rag, allows sexual touching but stops me at her panties, wears trousers, smells funny
Week 2 – Normal: no unusual behavior
Week 3 – Ovulation: dresses sexy, talks and flirts, initiates touching, responds well to everything, allows escalation, gives back in sex chats, wisfully seeks excitement, goes clubbing
Week 4 – PMS: frumpy, lack of makeup, confused, bad moods, rejects all alpha / gamey banter, lack of interest in returning texts and calls
Seems like a foolproof strategy to me!
I think the only thing I would change is the wording. “Ovulation” has such a clinical, unsexy sound to it. I much prefer the slag term I just invented, “gettin’ eggy.”
It also makes the whole strategy much easier to remember. Just repeat the following “success mantra” every morning while you brush your teeth:
When she’s gettin’ eggy
It’s time to neggy
If all else fails, guys, you can always make a soft-boiled egg and fuck that.
What is important is this guy get to know YOU the person Ami. One day, you may not be able to have sex for XYZ reason and then what do you have if the relationship is only about the physical? Yes it is important-but if there is a good base to begin with, then it should not matter that you are a purple orangutang who talks because the person wants you the Ami and not the body you happen to be occupying.
That is one reason why some couples who are together forever and a day are able to be so-they have passion sure but they have something more then just sex.
I have no idea if what I am saying makes sense but I just do not see why it matters what gender you are as it is about who you are as a person that lasts-not the sex.
Ami, you are the bee’s knees. Thank you for speaking up (ugh, I don’t want to sound like a patronizing ass or tell you how to feel, so not that you shouldn’t feel stressed or exposed but I hope you know you’re among friends), because to my knowledge, you are the only trans person I know and I’m glad you did. Like FMRAS said it’s not your job to educate me, but greater understanding is always good.
@FuckMRAs – I thought I would answer this given that Ami has gone riding (have fun!). Ami is totally out on this board and on her blog…but it doesn’t come up that often so I can understand why you might have felt she was *outed*. Sometimes the references to trans stuff are a bit ambiguous too, so Ami wondering which of the evo physch crap refers to her is a nod to her transness and how so much of the crap that MRAs and PUAs come up with completely ignores her (and many MANY others) existence.
FMRAs, Ami has mentioned being trans from time to time, so it’s not a big secret, but she doesn’t generally make a big deal about it. It’s just a personal characteristic, like her ethnicity, that she brings up when she thinks appropriate.
Or, what Lyn said.
I didn’t necessarily think that she was, but I thought that she might have been based on the way it was mentioned. Either way, I’m glad that’s not the case!
She’s actually cagier about being a Leafs fan. As well she might be.
The idea that women always ovulate at the same time is widespread in the manosphere : Roissy already mentioned it twice :
http://roissy.wordpress.com/2011/01/07/is-your-girlfriend-ovulating-watch-out/
http://roissy.wordpress.com/2010/03/31/the-number-one-dead-giveaway-that-your-wife-is-about-to-cheat/
What’s incredible is that there are naive guys that believe that these PUAs are expert in women.
I have to put a little bit of Lloyd Dobler in here:
Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the Gas ‘n’ Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
Joe: By choice, man.
Spreadsheets. There are no words.
After a certain point, isn’t it easier to just talk to girls?
Oh, Jesus, those Riossy “articles.” I’m not gonna take anyone seriously if they say “genetic pee pee platter” or “hoo-ha.”
THAT is way worse than “veggies.”
@no more mr nice guy
What’s incredible is that there are naive guys that believe that these PUAs are expert in women.
Also that these same guys don’t believe that any women might be xD i love it when they believe the PUAs but seem to think women don’t actually know nething about .. y’know.. women xD (esp when they try to explain to us about women)
Arks, I have no complaints about the fact that some men take issue with me taking initiative. It saves me SO much time. Ami, definitely go with the ‘I’ll buy you a drink’ line. Casual but gets you more time to hang out with him. Best wishes! XD
Also I’m back! And *BIG HUGS TO EVERYBODY* awwww <3 you guys are so awesome :]
and @Lyn ty for explaining that, that's pretty much how it is :] Also the funny thing is that they often DO apply it to me b/c I'm a woman and also I fit a lot of their ideas, but they tie it so much to genetics, then it makes no sense xD
@Johnny Pez your whole "Prisoner" thing made me laugh xD I think I'll avoid the drugs and reliving childhood stuff yeah xDDD Maybe I should arrange for us to be trapped in a room/elevator/shuttle together or something xD That works in TV a lot too…
@PosterFormerlyKnownAsElizabeth yeah.. honestly smex is rarely on my mind, esp when dating : i want to know the person and like attraction to me almost is always v little to do w/ smex and yeah eventually it fades away w/ age neways xD
@FMRAs yeah I mean I did mention the Trans march.. but other than that… I mean I dun bring it up a lot and it prolly is kinda an outing to ppl who didn't know :] was kinda random… ty for your kind words and stuff tho :3
@Hellkell ty! i think Bee is pretty awesome too, so being her knees is also awesome! 😀 and yeah… part of why I wrote what I wrote is cuz I know there's a lot of cis ppl here (I'm not the only trans person here tho :3 ) and I didn't feel like I HAD to go "educate" ppl or nething, but I didn't want to just let the topic go when it's something rly.. well related to my life and I wanted ppl to at least know "the other side" to what is unfortunately usually a societal dominant narrative about trans ppl :
As long as we’re asking relationship questions:
Okay, so this woman contacted me on OKCupid a while ago. We have a lot of interests, opinions, sense of humour, etc. in common. We met up a few weeks later (Friday 17) after a bit of back and forth. We saw a three and a half-hour German sci-fi movie from the 70s, which I had wanted to see. Probably not the best choice on my part, but she said she said it was interesting.
Yesterday, we saw X-Men: First Class, which she wanted to see for the second time. Most of our conversation beforehand and afterwards revolved around superheroes, bad movies and self-inflicted eye injuries (we both have embarrassing histories in that regard).
The only physical contact was a hug she gave me on the Friday – which I actually enjoyed, and I don’t usually like being hugged. No physical compliments from either one of us at any point. I think she’s gorgeous, but I never know how to phrase such things without sounding weird. We said we’d do this again sometime soon, but no concrete plans have been made.
So, is this a dating thing or just a friendly get-together sort of thing? I know OKCupid isn’t just a dating site. I’m kind of unclear on what’s going on here. How should I proceed?
Did your profile say you were interested in friends or just dating? 😮 And how about hers? Also what did you 2 talk about when you decided to get together? Like was it just “hey wanna hang out?” or was there more to it? 🙂
Did you hug her back? :]
are you two just going out along every week or couple weeks so far, like are you planning another get together? cuz it sounds kinda date-ish to me :3
(i could always observe from afar w/ binoculars and give you tips thru a little earpiece xD )
Oh, for those wondering, Spearhafoc posted his own dating question on the previous page :3
Have you said nething complimentary about her? :] Like it doesn’t have to be “I think you’re gorgeous”, it can be “I rly like your hair” or “that’s a rly nice dress” or something :] Did she hug you the first date?
I’m v huggy, but I dun tend to hug guys unless I like them (or they’re a close friend) :]
Who asked for the latest date? 😮
Uh oh. Just checked her profile, and it says she’s looking for “new friends”. Okay, I’ve completely misinterpreted this whole thing. Back to the old drawing board.
Spearhafoc, this is just a hunch, but I think there’s a good chance she is of the oblivious variety. I know I certainly am. I practically have to have someone shake me and go “Hey! He likes you! Ok??” before I get it. So don’t be coy if you want things to progress.
oh. oops!
But you still might ask her…
@Spearhafoc no no that doesn’t necessarily mean that she’s JUST looking for new friends.. a know a lot of ppl who put that on their OKC profile b/c they want to keep it casual and they MIGHT be interested in dating but dun want certain ppl contacting them or w/ certain things on their mind :3
also do you remember what it said before? maybe she changed it after meeting you 🙂
Ami, hugs & kisses to you, and best of luck.