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Aunt Flo: The Great Deceiver

"That time of the month" is actually a time of great joy for the ladies!

CONFIDENTIAL TO ALL GUYS

LADIES DO NOT READ

Guys, I think I may have been wrong about this whole “feminism” thing. It turns out that the ladies use what’s called their “periods” to manipulate men and act like perfect entitled princesses — at least, as perfect as you can be when you’re bleeding from your crotch!

Anyway, one of the ladies just spilled the beans in an interview with Jezebel. Rachel Kauder Nalebuff – that is so obviously a fake name – told Jezebel’s Anna North:

[F]rankly I … see [menstruation] as a free pass when it comes to getting out of a bind. Guys often know so little about menstruation that they assume the absolute worst. Maybe out of a fear of menstruation or, even more likely, a fear of seeming insensitive, guys tend to be incredibly generous when it comes to giving you freedom to tend to your “feminine needs.”

Menstruation? More like Men Ruination!!

I hereby renounce feminism.

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Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx134/ami_angelwings/Magyc%20Cards/ElizabethDarkJustice.jpg

Here Elizabeth :3 let me know if that’s ok :] (i worry you’d think the pic is too young or something, or want it less gothy)

Fuck MRAs
Fuck MRAs
13 years ago

Ugh!

They make it REAL easy to poke fun at them but it’s honestly sad and enraging when you ponder it too long. The catholic church is seriously one of the most evil organizations on earth.

For more (mostly male and very specifically woman-hating) catholics that are easy to make fun of/hate, check out actsoftheapostasy. blogspot.com

(Remove the spaces. I didn’t want to give them link juice by dropping an active link.)

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

But Fuck MRAs, The Catholic Church is Different.

I love how “equality” is now “everybody gets the exact same outcome” instead of “everyone is treated in the same manner.” One of his analogies is “Well, a serial murder and a guy convicted theft aren’t treated equally, are they? They get different punishments!” Completely ignoring the true meaning of equality, where every person in the same situation would be treated the same way.

Shayna
Shayna
13 years ago

De-lurking after months because I can’t believe that no one has pointed out to NWOslave Piero Manzoni’s “Merda d’Artista,” a piece created alllllll the way back in 1961 when the artist took a crap in some tins and then sold the works for the price of their weight in gold.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_shit

Fuck MRAs
Fuck MRAs
13 years ago

Oh yeah, it’s… “different” all right.

Welcome to the Vortex… where lies and falsehoods are trapped, forever to be regurgitated by newscaster-esque dudes who are more than willing to turn a blind eye to thousands of years of misogyny, torture, and child rape.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

Alright. Here it is. My be-all-end-all of stupdity. The video so full of irony you could smelt it into a sword, which you then use to cut off your own common sense. I give you… The Religion of Violence!

As if Catholicisim didn’t hesitate, at every opportunity it could, to convert through violence. As if the bible wasn’t written in pieces, gathered together, then edited after the fact (by vote no less). Truly, this video is a sight to behold.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

And as if to prove my last point…

Alright, I’ll stop now. This was just too perfect.

M Dubz
M Dubz
13 years ago

Shit kids, those “vortex” videos make me want to cry. The idea of religion as a holy war against evil (usually people we disagree with), I just do not get it. Isn’t Christ supposed to be love? Isn’t that the point? *sigh*

chocominties
chocominties
13 years ago

Speaking of getting out of things, in Japan some contracts entitle you to a day of “menstrual leave” per month. Which wouldn’t have been enough for me if that was still a problem.

It’s sad that women still have to use periods as an excuse for anything. And you end up with people who treat it like some kind of disease, but also people who act like ladies be makin’ shit up. It would be nice if there was balance. Like, it’s a part of life but sometimes for some significant portion of women it’s like being disembowled every month.

(My brother was super grossed out when Mom or I asked him to grab a pad from the other bathroom if the one we were in was out. He also thought I was a drug addict for using about 12 Advil every month. OMG! Druuuuuugz! But I think he believed my pain way more than mom. She thought I was exaggerating.)

AntZ
AntZ
13 years ago

This is not an MRM issue.

MRAs want legal equality and equal government protection for men and boys, full stop.

MRAs persue equality by opposing feminism. This is because feminism is a bigoted hate movement that sponsors the current government war on men and boys.

Unlike feminists, MRAs are not sexist. We do not judge people based on their genitalia. What women want to do, or not do, with their time and their bodies is their choice.

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

Awright, kirbywarp, I know this isn’t an exact parallel, but this is kind of where the Vortex makes my mind go.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Hay it’s Canada day! (or Adanac Day) HAPPY CANADA DAY! 😀 (or ADANAC DAY) :3

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

This is not an MRM issue.

Hmm, I wonder if that could account for the fact that no one at all said it was? Weird.

MRAs want legal equality and equal government protection for men and boys, full stop. Blah blah other ludicrous assertions about the MRM and feminism. Blah blah MRAs are not sexist. We do not judge people based on their genitalia. What women want to do, or not do, with their time and their bodies is their choice.

Amazing! It’s like you think we’ve never read the Spearhead before. I would give you some links to disprove your fanciful theories, but I assume you’re just being silly.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

The problem (as often is -_-) is I actually agree w/ this… up until:

MRAs persue equality by opposing feminism. This is because feminism is a bigoted hate movement that sponsors the current government war on men and boys.

That’s the issue : As long as they believe that feminism is some sort of terrible conspiracy (that hates men, and is trying to oppress men, not even just “often cares more about women’s issues than men’s ones”) that controls the governments they’ll believe that the only way to fix it is to yell at us (often online) and oppose “feminism” b/c this is the source of the terrible rot, and so it’s the only real solution >_>;;

Unfortunately for them, I haven’t communed w/ the spirit of Dworkin in some time :

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

And I am glad that freaking out over periods is not an MRM issue :3 (also not wanting restrictions or controls over ppl’s bodies :3 )

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@Antz:

“MRAs want legal equality and equal government protection for men and boys, full stop.”

Great, awesome. Lets do that then, we’re all with you on this point.

“MRAs persue equality by opposing feminism. This is because feminism is a bigoted hate movement that sponsors the current government war on men and boys.”

Oh… nevermind. Citation sorely needed. Exactly what war is feminism waging while pursing legal equality and equal government protection for women and girls? (And to change social stereotypes of women, halt domestic abuse, promoting sexual freedom and female sexuality, fight for reproductive rights, etc. etc.) And how on earth does opposing feminism equal promoting men’s rights? That’s like saying the best way to promote ID in the scientific community is to actively oppose evolution. Disproving one doesn’t prove the other.

“Unlike feminists, MRAs are not sexist. We do not judge people based on their genitalia.”

Uh yes.. yes you do. People who call themselves MRAs judege women based on their genitalia all the time (hence the popular term “mangina” and the constant references to female genitals in mockery). Some of the more radical feminists are probably misandrist, this is true, but nearly every single MRA, especially the ones that inhabit sites like the spearhead, are obviously and profoundly sexist.

“What women want to do, or not do, with their time and their bodies is their choice.”

Awesome, at least we end on a point of agreement.

See, here’s the problem. You yourself might be for equality of genders. Great, you will find allies here, even when focusing on men instead of women (when appropriate). But saying that the Feminist movement is sexist, and the MRM is not, is just plain absurd.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@Bee:

It took me way too long to realize this was a parody… Thanks for the laughs. 😀

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

“MRAs want legal equality and equal government protection for men and boys, full stop.”

To be clear, it’d be awesome if men’s rights and equality were what MRAs wanted — or what the MRM stood for in any meaningful way — but any MRM blog I’ve ever seen seems to be set on proving the natural inferiority of the cruel and alien woman race, primarily, and only secondarily interested in that other stuff AntZ mentioned.

Fuck MRAs
Fuck MRAs
13 years ago

Bee, that is hysterical. The whole channel is funny. You just gave me my entertainment for the night.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

I think that what he’s talking about opposing in feminism is stuff like this:

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx134/ami_angelwings/Magyc%20Cards/Divorce.jpg

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

I admit this is one of the sillier cards but I couldn’t help myself (it’s Pride week after all, the Rainbow commands it xD )

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx134/ami_angelwings/Magyc%20Cards/TheGayAgenda.jpg

Ms. Crazy Pants
Ms. Crazy Pants
13 years ago

One of my dad’s favorite things to do when he was in rehab was to gross out the hard-core drug dealers with stories about the menstrual cycles of the women in his house (his wife and 3 daughters). One coke dealer, who often bragged about the size of the guns he’d carry, actually threw up from one of my dad’s stories. I’d have to agree that my dad was far tougher than any of the other guys in rehab.

Maybe, rather than guns, criminals can say “Gimme all your money or I make the menstruating woman drop her pants! Try to call the cops and she’ll rub up against you!!” Even though people may believe they’ll be harmed, no one really gets hurt that way, and the criminal still gets points for toughness. 🙂