Categories
alpha males antifeminism evil women homophobia I'm totally being sarcastic incel misogyny MRA oppressed men penises PUA pussy cartel rapey reactionary bullshit sex vaginas western women suck

Happy Pride Day, non-existent gay men!

Well, you're no lady. But I guess you'll do.

Today, as many of you no doubt know, is Gay Pride Day. Here in Chicago, that means the annual Pride Parade, a celebration of all things LGBTQetc — and a nice aerobic workout for parade participants. (Gyrating on a float for three hours dressed in a leather harness and thong will burn roughly 1000 calories. But beware of chafing!)

Rookh Kshatriya, proprieter of the Anglobitch blog (devoted to the notion that women in the Anglosphere are, well, bitches), has evidently decided to celebrate Pride Weekend by offering us all his theories on gay male sexuality. Which is to say, his theory that there is no such thing as gay male sexuality, and that all those gay men out marching today would much rather be spending their Sunday eating bagels and doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with some comely (non-lesbian) lasses.

Yep, in Rookh’s World, gay men – or, as he puts it, “gay” men — are actually nothing more than exceptionally horny straight men who have been unfairly denied sex-on-demand with women of their choosing.

Let’s let him explain this:

Despite their rhetoric about lifestyles and the contemplation of flowers, gay men are clearly entranced by orgasm to an extent far surpassing that of heterosexual men.

Alas, in our Feminazified world, women sometimes refuse to have sex with men. Deprived a natural outlet for their sexy urges, horny dudes have to, well, improvise a bit. Why try to finagle your way into a vagina assiduously guarded by some dumb lady, when other dudes just as horny as you have holes of their own available for the asking?

As Rookh  sees it, these uber-horny dudes really have no other choice.

[A]re most gay men just hyper-sexualized males – a self-selecting group whose priapic urges can only be satisfied by rejecting the relative sexual deprivation inescapably attendant on heterosexuality? The more one considers this possibility, the more plausible it seems. Even some badass with the looks of Apollo, the Game of Roissy and the confidence of a warlord would struggle to enter a nightclub and say: “I want sex NOW!” and expect to get it.

A terrible, terrible injustice. But there is a way out:

Yet homosexual men can enter any gay bath house in any Anglosphere city, say the very same words and expected to be sexually serviced by several men in a matter of minutes! In short, the sexual mismatch between the sexes makes the heterosexual lifestyle a poor option for any hyper-sexualized male – a non-option, in fact, if he wants to fully slake his sexual thirsts. By contrast, adopting homosexuality allows him to instantly indulge his every sexual whim in every manner conceivable.

Unless, of course, these whims involve sex with, you know, women. But lust is apparently stronger than mere sexual orientation. As Rookh sees it, homosexuality is the only rational choice for uber-horny men – even if they’d rather be boning women.

Since sex is so scarce and difficult to acquire in a heterosexual context, it simply makes no sense for an Anglo-American male with priapic urges to remain heterosexual – hence the self-selection of hyper-sexualized males towards homosexual lifestyles, not to mention the hyper-sexualized nature of homosexuality itself.

Is this all a prelude to a touching coming-out announcement by our man Rookh?

No such luck. It’s actually an excuse for, yes, more feminism-bashing. For it is the evil feminists who, in Rookh’s world, have been  encouraging the “female sexual ostracism” of poor suffering straight men:

As we all know, women seek to control men by limiting sexual supply, be it representational (pornography) or actual (prostitution) – and that feminism is, essentially, an institution created for that purpose.

And so, in Rookh’s world,

homosexuality has advanced in lock-step with feminism. … [F]eminism – by assailing marital monogamy and allowing women to indulge their primordial attraction to dangerous thugs, moronic bullies and swaggering plutocrats – produced an unwanted ‘rump’ of educated, economically stable but sexually disenfranchised males. Given that gay males are disproportionately intelligent, solvent and educated, it is fairly obvious that members of this group have opted for homosexuality as a means of escaping the living death of involuntary celibacy, that the two phenomena are in fact closely related and that feminism is directly responsible for the advancement of homosexuality across the Anglosphere.

Feminism, by encouraging women to say “no” when they don’t actually want to have sex, may have created modern homosexuality, in Rookh’s view. But that doesn’t mean that feminists actually like gay dudes. No. Ick!

[T]he vast majority of Anglo females detest gay men as vehemently as they hate men in general.  … the real link between pan-Anglosphere feminism and homosexuality [is that] the latter is a reaction to the former, which hates it with boundless counter-reactionary zeal.

Yeah, seems to me that the only one here who really “detest[s] gay men” is, well, Rookh, so much so that he’s decided to completely erase gay male sexuality – to put “gay” in scare quotes – in order to give himself another opportunity to run down feminists and women in general.

Now, human sexuality is a weird, messy, complicated, wonderful thing. It may well be that some bisexual men end up having sex with men more often than with women because they find it easier to find male sex partners for casual sex. But guys who are thoroughly gay – who would score a 6 on the famous Kinsey scale – don’t actually want to have sex with women. They really don’t. Drop a beautiful, eligible, horny (straight or mostly straight) woman in the midst of a bunch of Kinsey 6 guys, and this is what you get:

Court’s free!

405 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Johnny Pez
13 years ago

Fuck this place.

Then fucking leave, you whiny turd.

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

Have you ever noticed MRAL is like Cabbage Head?

Mr. Kobold
Mr. Kobold
13 years ago

“In a way I prefer classic alpha bitches. It’s analogous to the North and the South during the civil rights era. Many black activists actually preferred the South because they were upfront about their racism and hatred- “we don’t like you, and that’s it.” Whereas the North was much more difficult, and smiled out of one side of their mouth while grimacing distastefully with the other.

Feminism is the North.”

Yeah, um, MRAL, people not liking you for being an utter and clueless piece of work (example: coming up with insulting analogy comparing your sad life to national racism) is not the equivalent to the travails of the Civil Rights Era.

Glad to see you in top to-ridiculous-to-be-a-real-guy form though.

Johnny Pez
13 years ago

Won’t work, spearhafoc. He’s already been compared to Eric Cartman, and he considered it a compliment.

darksidecat
13 years ago

@MRAL, women do not have a collective compulsive obsession about height, you do.

Moving on, sex drives vary a lot between individuals. And, as someone who has had sex with both men and lesbians, the latter was every bit as eager as the former. Do a google search, there are plenty of hetero women out there who want more sex than their boyfriends do. Sure, there are some celibate and asexual women (both queer and hetero), but there are also some celibate and asexual men (both queer and hetero).

Lyn
Lyn
13 years ago

“He’s 6’3, I knew it. That’s automatic Beta Status (at least). As I said, women have a FUCKING CLINICAL OCD-like obsession with height.”

You *knew* my partner was 6’3″? Riiight. I only mentioned it because it’s one of the two measures you have for alpha, beta, omega status (face and height). I would prefer it if he were shorter…kissing someone who is that tall takes some doing. We often have to find convenient steps to make out on. And I was saying that yes, he was a beta according to your thingy…and he has lots of sex which contradicts your argument that betas and omegas don’t ever get laid ever.

Also, one of the hottest guys I know (who would have nothing to do with me, which was fine but a little sad) was 5’4″. I gotta say, a lot of short men I know (like the neighbor I had for some time who beat up on his fiancee who was HAWT, in that black hair blue eyes and 6ft kindof way, and taller than him) have complexes about it. Yes, you qualify as more masculine when you are taller and this sucks…but the bigger problem is how much of a jerk you are about being short.

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

My boyfriend is 5’8″. As I’ve said before. Not that anyone ever listens to me …

*sigh*

Hey, do you think the Chicken Lady is a beta? Or an alpha?

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant | June 26, 2011 at 8:40 pm
Men lie about this stuff, because out misandrist society shames men who don’t Fuck Like An Alpha. And that’s taking into account ALL men, including 30-35+ married people.

If everybody is lying, how do you know what you know? o_O

MinervaB
MinervaB
13 years ago

Just another anecdote, but I’ve dated guys who were 5’4″ (I’m 5’3″) all the way up to 6’8.” I ended up marrying a 5’9″ guy. Height isn’t a priority (and frankly, it’s more than a little awkward to interact with people a lot taller than myself) – intelligence, a sarcastic sense of humor, and an interest in the same kinds of nerdy activities and political views that I have are much, MUCH more important. If you want a successful relationship MRAL, try some different activities and find a good friend group that’s not just guys.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

The guy I’m crushing on right now is either my height or shorter (I dunno, I have trouble judging the heights of ppl around my height xD I think he’s shorter, but I could be wrong (which is why I said either) it’s not like I ask ppl to stand back to back w/ me xD

But he’s freakishly awesomely laid back and smexy and has a cute little rat tail xD

He also has a body I’m pretty sure you would not wish for xD

Oh and am I the only one who finds it rly cute that NWO has had a busy day and a busy day coming up, but still drops by to drive by troll? xDDDD

It’s so cute.. he’s like Norm in Cheers or something XD (or Morn in DS9! which would work for the Deep Space Whine xD )

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

I can’t find a Youtube clip of Bruce McCulloch talking about his height. Here’s a Hulu video…

http://www.hulu.com/watch/225094/kids-in-the-hall-measure#s-p1-sr-i0

I can’t view it here in Soviet Canuckistan, but I think that’s the one I was thinking of.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

a lot of short men I know have complexes about it.

FUCKING HILARIOUS. Or maybe short men are called out on ANY kind of masculine behavior BECAUSE they’re short, when THE SAME BEHAVIOR IS EXPECTED FROM NORMAL MEN. FUCKING HEIGHTIST PRICCMK.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

(that’s not to say *I* have a problem w/ it btw, but I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t xD )

also did MRAL actually say that VERY FEW women are disfigured or disabled? o_O And that our only issue is rly being fat? and that can be fixed? xD

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

What’s a “PRICCMK”?

MRAL, you can’t even hide your obvious anger issues over the Internet. Trust me, your height isn’t your problem.

Get some friends.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

How come MRAL doesn’t answer how he knows the things he knows… or elaborate on this “I SEE IT HAPPENING EVERY DAY IN TRUCKLOADS” thing xD I rly want to know what he sees… like today.. what examples of this did you see? o: truckloads means quite a LOT right? xD

Lyn
Lyn
13 years ago

“…intelligence, a sarcastic sense of humor, and an interest in the same kinds of nerdy activities and political views that I have are much, MUCH more important.” Totally. Also, I have this thing about smell. They have to smell sexy to me (that is, their actual scent not cologne or stuff like that). Smell is actually much more important to me than looks. Which, I’ll grant you, is a little odd. But that’s my data point!

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

I hope he shares these w/ his counselor/therapist :]

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

You know… I just realized.. have we ever asked this…

MRAL, what are YOU looking for in a girl?

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

You think women are picky about height? Try dating when you have a Cabbage For A Head!

kilo
kilo
13 years ago

Not that I necessarily agree with MRAL’s argument, but, having spent quite some time reading incel forums in more than one language, there do not seem to be many gay men there. Not even on rather inclusive, friendly ones. There’s lots of straight men — a few hardcore misogynists and many apparently decent people who are either socially awkward, bad at performing stereotypical masculinity, or both –, somewhat fewer women, mostly straight and a few lesbian/bisexual), usually with trust or body image issues, but very few gay men.

Now this might be a sampling problem – gay male incels might use different forums than women and straight men, or might not talk about it on the internet at all. I’m not sure how likely this is, and I don’t think it can account for the whole effect. I certainly don’t want to claim that gay guys have it so much easier overall – they clearly don’t. But they seem to be less affected by that one particular problem.

Johnny Pez
13 years ago

MRAL, you know what would be a really good way to work out your frustration? Take your computer and bust it into a million pieces. Give it the ol’ Pete Townsend treatment. I guarantee you’ll feel a hundred percent better.

sarahejones
13 years ago

Boyfriend is 5’11. But past boyfriends have ranged from 6’2″ to solidly 5’8″. I’m 5’1.”

MRAL, you keep getting proven wrong. Over and over, by so many people on this board. And yet you’re incapable of acknowledging it. Why?

MinervaB
MinervaB
13 years ago

Lyn – not odd at all! Some guys’ scalps smell sooooo good. It’s probably compatible pheromones or something.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Hmmm I dun go to Silver Snail that much (but I have a $25 gift certif for it! I dunno what to spend it on xD maybe our next meet up we can go together!) and I haven’t ever been to the other one 😐

also I dun get comics nemore xD but i used to frequent One Million Comix and Grey Region (when it was still alive) a whole lot :3

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

I can’t get friends because I can’t look people in the face, you fuck.

1 4 5 6 7 8 17