Quiz: Which of the following is an example of female infidelity? (Check all that apply.)
a) A man and a woman are in a monogamous relationship; neither one sleeps with anyone else.
b) A man and a woman are in a monogamous relationship; the man sleeps with someone else.
c) A man and a woman are in a monogamous relationship; the woman sleeps with someone else.
d) A woman, who may or may not be in a monogamous relationship, works hard at a job she enjoys.
ANSWER: If you answered c, congratulations! You are correct. If you also answered d, you are probably PUA guru and freelance internet asshole “Roissy” or one of his douchey fans. In a recent post Roissy argues, quite sincerely, that women who take their careers seriously are committing a sort of psycho-social-sexual crime against men.
In the post, Roissy quotes a reader of his who’d suggested that “female career obsession [is] a form of infidelity to the family and marrage.” Roissy seconds this opinion and goes on to argue that:
Women who place their careers front and center are committing a kind of betrayal of their sex’s biological and psychological imperatives. It’s like a big middle finger to everything that distinguishes the feminine from the masculine, the yin from the yang.
Is it possible that these women are just, you know, really into their careers? That they’re good at what they do and enjoy doing it? That they want to make a difference in the world? That they might have a family to support? Or that, you know, they simply like making a lot of money?
Of course not. For Roissy, careers are little more than psychological crutches for women who are 1) trying to distract themselves from loneliness and/or sexual boredom:
It’s quite possible that the worst offenders — the 14 hour day lawyercunts and the graduate school hermits — embrace the male-oriented rat race and achievement spectacle because it offers a welcome distraction from either spinsterly loneliness or boring beta male partners who, while intellectually are rationalized as good matches, do not viscerally excite them.
Or, 2) imagining themselves as the heroines in some glamorous romance novel:
Maybe, too, these careerist chicks see their jobs as a way to enter the world of the alpha male, to have a taste of what it would be like to be part of his life. The office cubes and doormen and glassy skyscrapers have given legions of plain janes the daily stimulation to mentally masturbate fantasy romances with the alpha males who run their companies or the alpha salesmen who greet them at the front desk with a twinkle in their eyes.
Or, 3) trying to magically ward off the case of the uglies that apparently infects each and every woman when she hits the age of 40:
When a woman’s SMV [Sexual Market Value] inevitably craters in her 40s, her career might be all she has to lift her spirits, especially if she has no husband she loves, no kids, or even just one kid who spends most of his time playing CoD or robbing convenience stores.
Of course, in Roissy’s mind, these women aren’t quite women to begin with, even before they get hit with the 40th birthday ugly stick:
[T]here is something “off” about women who are excessively devoted to their careers and to obtaining an acronymic parade of pointless credentials. Careerist shrikes are some of the most unpleasant, unfeminine women to be around. They must have more androgen receptors than normal women to be so grating to the male sensibility. Sure, they can fuck like Viagra-laced male pornstars, but as soon as you relieve yourself in them you will feel a second powerful urge to escape their aggro nastiness.
Yeah, somehow I’m guessing that urge to flee is pretty strong in these women as well, as soon as they realize that they guy they’ve just had sex with is a pretentious narcissistic windbag who hates women.
Roissy continues, revealing far more about his own sexual insecurities than about any actual career women:
The women for whom career success is their comfort and their purpose are some sort of weird, monstrous amalgam of man and woman, halfway between both worlds, their sexual polarity askew. These types tend to attract either intense short term flings with alphas or plodding marriages with dweeby, effete kitchen bitches.
Roissy is vaguely aware that feminists – not to mention pretty much anyone who isn’t a complete douchebag misogynist – might have a few issues with his theories here.
The dumbfuck feminists will naturally ask, “Why doesn’t this same theory apply to men? Aren’t they escaping sad love lives by retreating to their careers?”
Don’t you know it’s different for guys? Unlike women, men are evolutionarily programmed to be resource providers for women. It is not a betrayal of a man’s innate purpose in life to ambitiously pursue achievement and accolades. In fact, just the opposite; it’s an affirmation of that ancient purpose.
Remember this, you ungrateful career ladies: WE HUNTED THE MAMMOTH TO FEED YOU!
@Bee it’s like The Odyssey or Sucker Punch, where we exist on 3 planes: the real life internet forum, a wrestling drama and a fantasy war setting xD And it switches between all 3, w/ (obviously) me as the nexus… and what’s actually going on of course is the twist ending that we wun get into until the end of the series :3
Bill Maher is feminist? Really? Wait, how did we get on HBO, again? As an aside, I remember that Human Body Odor, joke from when I was eight years old. Ha! Good times.
“Here’s how it works dipshit:”
Wooooo, scary language of of a 6 year old who no social or research skills. That is the best you got feminist?
I provide fact while you resort to vulgar language like most feminist nitwits.
You have been schooled.
Care to give the name of your sister so I can tell my friends not to send their kids to her?
@Nobinayamu:
I love kielbasa, though I probably treat it quite poorly. I usually fry it with some onions and a heapload of spices (usually rosemary, chili powder, nutmeg, and pepper) then throw it into some sphagetti and tomato sauce. Delicious.
HBO stands for Humongous Body Odor because the shows on HBO are created by feminists.
What are you, like, 12 or something?
No Way Osprey!
xD
Hey CB! did you see your card? 😀
@AWS:
So.. that’s it? I provided links, about 25% of which contradicted your sources… aannd… what? Debate’s over? Who won? What was the resolution? I desperately need to know if all career women are zombies, and if they will give me a blow job for an actual job.
Did AWS mention the ghetto as well? What is this obsession anti-semetic and racist MRAs have with the ghetto?
Though this is totally stuck in my head now, thanks to them:
In other news, just to annoy NWO, this Reuters piece http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/06/25/us-gaymarriage-new-york-divorce-idUSTRE75O0GV20110625 Gay marriage will increase divorce by allowing gay divorces!
*bats eyes at Kirby* I didn’t know you were hiring…
*puckers lips*
Point 1
Feminists are violent: http://www.theghostnation.com/forums/forum/35-female-violence/
Point 2
Feminists are vulgar: http://www.theghostnation.com/forums/forum/90-sadistic-crimes/
Point 3
Zionists are evil: http://www.rense.com/general75/armydoc.htm
Point 4
Feminism is sadistic: http://www.theghostnation.com/forums/topic/18334-feminism-defined/
Here is a preliminary definition of feminism that I came up with. Feel free to add your own to this list.
THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE IN THE 21ST CENTURY
A feminist fights for her right to be an immoral, ungodly slut — albeit with a small percentage of males
A feminist rejects the rest of the male population in the harshest manner imaginable
A feminist reciprocates a decent man’s love by rejecting him, mistreating him, and cheating on him
A feminist is unmarriagable due to her extensive sexual history
A feminist uses her sexual power to hook up with deadbeats, players, prisoners, and other lowlifes
A feminist falls for game a.k.a the male version of feminism
A feminist doesn’t think twice about carrying out an abortion
A feminist defends Roe v. Wade
A feminist presents misleading statistics about economic opportunity, domestic violence, rape, and other key issues
A feminist claims that feminism is about “equality” when it is about blatant misandry, particularly against non-alpha males in this society
A feminist doesn’t understand why the Founding Fathers restricted voting privileges to white male landowners
A feminist rebels against her father even if he wasn’t abusive towards her
A feminist shamelessly desecrates her body with repulsive tattoos
A feminist refuses to befriend anyone who doesn’t have a Facebook account
A feminist watches anti-male shows like Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Nancy Grace
A feminist also enjoys filth like Sex in the City, Jersey Shore, and Eat Pray Love
A feminist travels alone like the author of Eat Pray Love
A feminist rejects God and the Holy Bible
A feminist listens to rap music and Satanic death metal
A feminist betrays her own race by dating outside of her race
A feminist can never be White Pride
A feminist enjoys commercials that openly insult white males, and finds them humorous
A feminist is a fear monger like Nancy Grace
A feminist is Zionist like Sarah Palin or Marxist like Nancy Pelosi
A feminist is a tool of the NWO, who view her as a useful &$#@%
A feminist loves big government and despises freedom
A feminist is a master of double standards, hypocrisy, and shaming
A feminist is vulgar, coarse, and often violent
A feminist falsely accuses decent men of rape
A feminist loses her figure from when she takes her first bite of the wedding cake
A feminist divorces her husband on the slightest whim (e.g., because she is “bored”)
A feminist gets upset when, while pregnant, she finds out that she will be having a son and not a daughter
A feminist favors one of her children over the other(s)
A feminist sends her children to public schools where they will become traumatized and socially damaged
A feminist believes that she is being “progressive” by advocating sin, filth, and immorality
A feminist claims to be “open-minded” and “tolerant” — yet she openly discriminates against unattractive males
A feminist judges men not by his character, but by his looks — even when it comes to non-sexual relations
A feminist always looks unhappy whenever surrounded by men who don’t meet her requirements for attractiveness
A feminist speeds up her walking pace and even crosses the street whenever she spots an unattractive male who is simply going about his own business
A feminist engages in gang-stalking and spreads false, vicious rumors
A feminist laughs out loud whenever one of her male friends insults another man
A feminist talks in a manly voice
A feminist smokes, gets wasted, and does drugs
A feminist despises men who enjoy the company of non-feminist women overseas
A feminist registers on sites like Ashley Madison that promote infidelity
A feminist prowls bars and nightclubs as a cougar
A feminist dates bullies during high school
A feminist sleeps with obnoxious frat boys and jocks in college
A feminist sleeps her way to the top in Corporate America
A feminist wears a three-piece suit, shoulder pads, and a protective cup to work
A feminist competes with men for jobs — which, in turn, reduces the number of available jobs, depresses wages, and makes it harder than ever for men to become breadwinners like their grandfathers were
A feminist manipulates and uses men
A feminist refuses to cook or clean for her husband
A feminist is too good to show a man gratitude when he does her a favor
A feminist tries to get two men to fight each other over her
A feminist encourages her lovers to rectally sodomize her
A feminist engages in lesbianism, pedophilia, miscegenation, bestiality, scatology, and other forms of sexual deviance
A feminist fights to normalize said behavior
A feminist tries to rationalize her sexual promiscuity by claiming “if the most reprehensible males in our society can sleep around, so can we!”
A feminist takes on the characteristics of the worst males
A feminist will die old, alone, bitter, and full of regrets
A feminist fails to realize that the movement she champions will ultimately result in the collapse of western civilization, which flourished under a patriarchal and monogamous sociosexual structure
Grown up language, kid. Grown up language.
“The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.”
-Mark Twain
And you don’t have to worry about my sister’s name. I doubt you have any friends and even if you did, they probably wouldn’t be able to afford her. Her new practice is very posh. Now, she volunteers at clinics on weekends so that might be more in their range.
As for what you’ve provided, once again, make an argument, provide links that do have anything to do with marrying a 17 year old named Olga, and we’ll debate.
I don’t know, I don’t think I can even mock AWS. It’s like he come pre-programmed with auto-self-mockery. Just wind him up and watch him go.
@Ami:
Yeah, I’ve got a position you can fill…
Missionary.
Boom!
Have you considered making that a children’s book? xD complete w/ illustrations? xD
(and if you don’t, I eventually will xD no royalties for you! XDDDD )
“Not much chance of “research” there.”
Actually there are thousands of links to research articles mostly by PHD’s. Of course you can’t get past the pretty women. Feminists are so jealous of pretty women.
notice when we ignore him he HAS to restart the argument xD he wun explain why we should care (given that either we’re right and reality isn’t the way he thinks or he’s right and we’re living in the lap of blowjob earned luxury and who gives a flying fadoo xD ) or what he rly thinks (outside of READ THIS LINK BECAUSE I CANNOT ACTUALLY ARTICULATE MY POINT) xD and boilerplate xD
Or Oiler Plate o_o BRING ME TAYLOR HALL’S HEAD ON A PLATE!
xD
Who are also feminists! xDD
“Bill Maher, the anti-feminist who hates women, is feminist.”
Bill is uber feminist. Notice how TV is your life. Feminists love TV zombies while they crash countries economically and socially.
Nobinayamu, I told NWO-Lite that Mr. Show was a funny comedy sketch series that used to be on HBO (he asked), and he responded with the completely lucid statement that HBO stands for Humongous Body Odor because feminism blah blah blah. So, it was pretty awesome.
Ami: If I watched it while I was online with you … I feel like my head would explode or something. As part of the feminist sisterhood, would HBO compensate my family?
Awww Mr. Warp… that’s all? I would think w/ my qualifications, you would have a more complicated position for me… *bat bat bat*
Well, I feel silly. All these years I’ve been calling myself a feminist, but I don’t work for Corporate America, I’ve never read Eat Pray Love, and I cook for my man all the time. I don’t even have a Facebook page.
I… I’ve been doing it all wrong!
Is anyone else cracking up?
Maybe you would like to take another look at my resume, Mr. Warp?
@AWS:
To be clear, is your “a feminist is” mega list true of every single feminist? Is there a single feminist that fits every single statement?
@Bee your female family members sure xD