Poor cat. He’s so conflicted. He turns away from the human women and their siren petting yet their Fancy Feast tastes so damn good! What’s a good red-blooded American cat to do?
Tabby Lavalamp
13 years ago
I can’t believe that cat his going his own way, not when he’s wearing a tuxedo!
The tuxedo means nothing. Men and cats never dress up to attract the opposite sex; only women do that, and only for evil purposes. The cat is only wearing a tuxedo because he feels comfortable that way, and he’d dress exactly the same if he were hanging around the house, unlike these deceptive women.
Oh, hey, if anyone’s interested … the Scott Adams mess continues. Now he’s interviewing various bloggers who wrote criticisms of his Pegs and Holes posts, and semi-defending his ideas/semi-asserting that it was just a crazy joke. There are two installments up so far.
Boobzers, I worked this morning with childrens (sweet jeebus let me never, ever bear them), and I’m off work now, and stupid bored. I’m home alone, and FoSB doesn’t get back till tomorrow afternoon. The weather is rainy and a tad chilly. This sort of a situation generally leads to a cleaning and baking spree. Cleaning shouldn’t take all that long- but- What should I bake? I have a full jar of yeast if I wanted to go the route of bread. Enough flour and leaveners and cocoa to do *something*. I have a 16in round cake pan, but that’s for the giant Ding Dong of Doom tomorrow. I got paid this week (not a lot, granted), so I could theoretically pick up supplies after cashing things at the bank. I’m at a loss.
Victoria von Syrus
13 years ago
I really enjoy making cheesecake – you can get a basic recipe, melt about a bag of chocolate chips in a double boiler and add a small jar of raspberry jam for a delicious chocolate raspberry cheesecake.
Some people insist that you need a springform pan, but I’ve had just as much luck with pie pans and even the disposable tins from the grocery store.
Victoria- I’m lactose intolerant 🙁 I can’t eat new cheeses like cream cheese or Neufchatel. I was kicking around making candy, even. Home made turtles or something.
hellkell
13 years ago
So if you greyscaled that cat, it would look just like my Lilly. Oh, no–she’s fat and wearing a tuxedo, she MUST be a lesbian!!!
Post pictures of whatever you make, filetofswedishfish. That’s my only requirement. Hey, you went to NIU? Did you ever go to … Cracker Jax? That’s like just about the only thing I remember about DeKalb, but I used to love that place.
Lactose intolerant in the land of cheese. Oh, how they must point and laugh!
Bee! Yes, I did. My last apartment was right by there, and I got some jewelry I wear for fancy occasions there. Also, I have noted the irony of my move. They don’t laugh so much as somberly shake their head at what must be my grief. Luckily for me, I was never big on cheese or dairy, really. I only miss yogurt and cream cheese frosting. I can eat aged cheese, like extra sharp cheddar. The cultures eat away all the lactose during the aging process! But I loved to photograph my food. I’ll put them on my flickr and post it here.
kk for those that weren’t around last night or missed them cuz Eoghan was scrolling everything off the screen xD Here are the current state of the cards.
I made Ozymandias but I am unhappy w/ her card atm so I am fiddling w/ it (i LIKE what the powers imply, i just dun think nebody would ever use the card… )
New cards include Gish Gallop, a blue counter card, Cards for Lyn and Sarah
filetofswedishfish: I don’t even like cheese. And I know sooooo many people from Wisconsin. It’s horrible. Yeah, I’ve gotta go to Cracker Jax next time I’m out that way. I have fond memories of some long-gone dresses I got there, and my friends still swear by it.
God, is that a cat going his own way, a thugcat, a pick up cat artist, or a cats’ rights activist? An alpha cat or a beta cat? Or an omega or zeta cat? Or a catgina? I can’t tell!
Hey, filet… let me know, we can go get shitfaced. Or baked. Just had the dude snap at me over a pen (seriously!), act offended that I got pissed about being snapped at (‘why are you yelling’?), and then tried to take away my car keys, asking if I’m ‘calm enough to drive’. I think I’d prefer homelessness to this. Anyone have a trailer in their back yard I can live in? Or a ditch with a truck topper on it?
Really, I am powerless. No money, no job, no family to ask for help. And, I’m not even done moving in yet.
We Hunted The Mammoth
Poor cat. He’s so conflicted. He turns away from the human women and their siren petting yet their Fancy Feast tastes so damn good! What’s a good red-blooded American cat to do?
I can’t believe that cat his going his own way, not when he’s wearing a tuxedo!
Looks like he won’t be going his own way quickly–he’s kinda portly.
Still, I’d give him a snorgle, even if I am a stinky old girl.
The tuxedo means nothing. Men and cats never dress up to attract the opposite sex; only women do that, and only for evil purposes. The cat is only wearing a tuxedo because he feels comfortable that way, and he’d dress exactly the same if he were hanging around the house, unlike these deceptive women.
Psh, they’re totally gonna spit on that cat.
Oh, hey, if anyone’s interested … the Scott Adams mess continues. Now he’s interviewing various bloggers who wrote criticisms of his Pegs and Holes posts, and semi-defending his ideas/semi-asserting that it was just a crazy joke. There are two installments up so far.
But is the cat going to rant and rave in an online forum about how nastygross those skanks are?
What the cat is missing is a fez. It would look awesome in a fez.
I want him to be wearing little boots.
Oh my… the sad thing that comes of reading those is the clear revelation that Adams is actually a pointy-haired boss.
And the fallacies, and tortured logic,as well as the excuse making…
Sad.
Boobzers, I worked this morning with childrens (sweet jeebus let me never, ever bear them), and I’m off work now, and stupid bored. I’m home alone, and FoSB doesn’t get back till tomorrow afternoon. The weather is rainy and a tad chilly. This sort of a situation generally leads to a cleaning and baking spree. Cleaning shouldn’t take all that long- but- What should I bake? I have a full jar of yeast if I wanted to go the route of bread. Enough flour and leaveners and cocoa to do *something*. I have a 16in round cake pan, but that’s for the giant Ding Dong of Doom tomorrow. I got paid this week (not a lot, granted), so I could theoretically pick up supplies after cashing things at the bank. I’m at a loss.
I really enjoy making cheesecake – you can get a basic recipe, melt about a bag of chocolate chips in a double boiler and add a small jar of raspberry jam for a delicious chocolate raspberry cheesecake.
Some people insist that you need a springform pan, but I’ve had just as much luck with pie pans and even the disposable tins from the grocery store.
Victoria- I’m lactose intolerant 🙁 I can’t eat new cheeses like cream cheese or Neufchatel. I was kicking around making candy, even. Home made turtles or something.
So if you greyscaled that cat, it would look just like my Lilly. Oh, no–she’s fat and wearing a tuxedo, she MUST be a lesbian!!!
Any way a cat goes is, by definition, it’s own way.
Post pictures of whatever you make, filetofswedishfish. That’s my only requirement. Hey, you went to NIU? Did you ever go to … Cracker Jax? That’s like just about the only thing I remember about DeKalb, but I used to love that place.
Lactose intolerant in the land of cheese. Oh, how they must point and laugh!
Cap’t B- The my lovely, wonderful Sandberg is a CTOW?! And I’ve loved him for almost 4 years, never knowing the deep, festering hatred he has for me!
Oh, wait. He’s a cat. Of course he love/hates me. I bring the food, and also the embarrassing smooching sounds.
Bee! Yes, I did. My last apartment was right by there, and I got some jewelry I wear for fancy occasions there. Also, I have noted the irony of my move. They don’t laugh so much as somberly shake their head at what must be my grief. Luckily for me, I was never big on cheese or dairy, really. I only miss yogurt and cream cheese frosting. I can eat aged cheese, like extra sharp cheddar. The cultures eat away all the lactose during the aging process! But I loved to photograph my food. I’ll put them on my flickr and post it here.
Also, I am posting like cuh-razy. But I may also get my hairs cut, if I’m leaving the house today. I haven’t gotten one in over two months 🙂
It’s just cuz the cat is black… you know all those bitches want those big black cats >_>
xD
LIKE A BOSS!
http://s749.photobucket.com/albums/xx134/ami_angelwings/Magyc%20Cards/
kk for those that weren’t around last night or missed them cuz Eoghan was scrolling everything off the screen xD Here are the current state of the cards.
I made Ozymandias but I am unhappy w/ her card atm so I am fiddling w/ it (i LIKE what the powers imply, i just dun think nebody would ever use the card… )
New cards include Gish Gallop, a blue counter card, Cards for Lyn and Sarah
http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx134/ami_angelwings/Magyc%20Cards/NWOslave.jpg
And a familiar face xD
http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx134/ami_angelwings/Magyc%20Cards/LynRedHood.jpg
http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx134/ami_angelwings/Magyc%20Cards/SarahTheSecondSin.jpg
There’s the cards for Lyn and Sarah :3
filetofswedishfish: I don’t even like cheese. And I know sooooo many people from Wisconsin. It’s horrible. Yeah, I’ve gotta go to Cracker Jax next time I’m out that way. I have fond memories of some long-gone dresses I got there, and my friends still swear by it.
God, is that a cat going his own way, a thugcat, a pick up cat artist, or a cats’ rights activist? An alpha cat or a beta cat? Or an omega or zeta cat? Or a catgina? I can’t tell!
And cuz I think everybody missed it before.. or at least Julia did and I made the card to cheer her up:
http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx134/ami_angelwings/Magyc%20Cards/DoctressJulia.jpg
There’s the Doctress! 😀
http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx134/ami_angelwings/Magyc%20Cards/OrderoftheRedHood.jpg
And that’s backstory for Lyn’s band. (I’m told that this is funny and not offensive, i was worried i would offend : so I hope it is funny xD )
Hey, filet… let me know, we can go get shitfaced. Or baked. Just had the dude snap at me over a pen (seriously!), act offended that I got pissed about being snapped at (‘why are you yelling’?), and then tried to take away my car keys, asking if I’m ‘calm enough to drive’. I think I’d prefer homelessness to this. Anyone have a trailer in their back yard I can live in? Or a ditch with a truck topper on it?
Really, I am powerless. No money, no job, no family to ask for help. And, I’m not even done moving in yet.