It’s always handy when one of the MGTOW brethren sums up one of the tribe’s beliefs in a handy little post. The following is what every single MRTOWer out there (not to mention many MRAs and PUAs and even some non-acronymified misogynists) seems to believe about how women live their lives today. When I say “every single MGTOWer” I’m not really exaggerating for impact – well, maybe a teensy bit. But I don’t think I’ve ever run across an MGTOWer who doesn’t take all of the following on faith.
Like many manosphere beliefs about women – like the whole “women only fuck the top 20% of men” thing – there is of course not a shred of evidence for any of this. It’s an essentially religious belief, accepted on faith. MGTOWers are like monks in the douchiest religion ever.
Anyway, fresh from a post by “Rogue” on NiceGuy’s MGTOW forum, here’s how all you ladies are living your lives:
The modern woman’s life plan goes like this:
Step 1) From first sexual awakening throughout her twenties, fuck as many Alpha Asshole men (hereafter referred to as AA) as she can in a quest of sheer narcissistic hedonism. May give birth to an AA spawn during this time; party lifestyle and general female educative path (elementary teacher, social worker) results in shaky finances.
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Step 2) Oops, getting close to or past age 30? Find a Nice Guy Beta (hereafter referred to as NGB), dupe him into marriage with sex (he’s generally grateful for the attention, having had less than stellar success with women throughout his twenties), use his money to stabilize shaky finances. Strong likelihood of having another child or two; may again be AA spawn due to affairs. Pack on 30 pounds of fat (at least!). Cut off sex with NGB since she now has him over a barrel and was never really attracted to him in the first place. Get steadily angrier and more dissatisfied.
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Step 3) Divorce at or slightly before age 40; attempt to remount AA cock carousel, this time as a cougar. Fail miserably because no AA wants an old, fat female body and a loose pussy that looks like a hunk of roast beef that’s been worked over with a dozen ball-peen hammers for a month. Said failure twists her mind until her only remaining pleasure in life is to fuck with ex-NGB in various ways such as taking him back to court to raise CS payments, or denying him visitation rights to his children.
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Step 4) Accept that she’s past her time for the AA cock carousel; become a companion to many cats.
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And what’s with all the cat-hatred, anyway? Cats are adorable, endlessly fascinating little monsters who do no harm to anyone, unless you count all the times my cat has attacked me without provocation and the fact that she just threw up her dinner and is now insistently demanding a second dinner. To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Jackie Brown, you can trust cats to be cats.
Anyway, back to the sermon:
The marriage strike is just an attempt to short-circuit steps 2 and 3, and force women to ride step 1 as long as they can, then transition directly to step 4. Will women like the result if, instead of rushing to save them at age 30, men just shake their heads and walk away? I think it’s an experiment worth trying.
Once again: please, please, please walk away. Walk far away. Become monks in your douchy religion. Just remember that most monks who take a vow of chastity don’t spend the rest of their lives whining about how women are a bunch of filthy bitches.
Oh, and before anyone pops in with a “why do you pick on the outliers, this guy doesn’t represent bla bla bla,” the post (which naturally got nothing but huzzahs on NiceGuy’s forum) was also highlighted on the MRA blog What Men Are Saying About Women as an example of “superb” discussion of the Woman Question. This bullshit is Manosphere-Approved bullshit.
@Kirbywarp:
That’s what I thought, thanks.
@Victoria von Syrus:
Thanks for answering. And I know it’s wrong, but the name Jews for Jesus makes me giggle. Love the alliteration though. Also, any drinking game revolving around NWOslave’s lying would probably give us all alcohol poisoning.
I wonder how NWO would actually respond to a woman walking down the street in baggy shorts, with hairy legs, actual bed hair (rather than the styled messy but it looks like you mean it look) etc.? The *pampering* he speaks of is often actually about maintaining a feminine look that, if not adhered to, can involve social sanctions that range from the uncomfortable to the violent (see: raping lesbians to ‘cure’ them).
Perhaps some of you might even have jobs; poor things I can’t imagine how tough it is getting dressed in silky clothing and pampering yourselves every morning. Well back to your hatred and mockery.
At least he’s learning xD Now he admits some of us might even have jobs! XD
But apparently they’re awesome SEXY jobs! And HE wishes he could wear dresses and put on make up (or w/e that means xD my NWO/English dictionary is a little old xD )
I also like that he’s shown some of his geeky side :3 (since he knows what Magic: The Gathering is apparently xD (b/c we’ve all been refering to it as The Gendering) which gives me hope for the world :3 Also reveals a little more about him :O )… must… hate… more…
*looks at Kirby*
Awwww… but he’s so cute xD
With all these laws and privileges up my pussy, it’s a miracle I can stand up.
Has anyone seen my keys?
@NWO:
Yes, because the site I provide was to prove each one of your notions wrong.. 😀
But seriously, you aren’t commenting in a vaccuum. You have on the order of tens of other threads and hundreds of posts actually responding to you, and yet since we don’t do it here, suddenly we’re just mocking you all day long. Heh. Respond some of the other reponses to your gibberish. We can wait.
@hellkell – lol. I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that!
@Lyn I dun think NWO sees nething IRL that he doesn’t want to see xD Kinda like how he doesn’t accept information that doesn’t match w/ his own worldview xD I’m pretty sure he just sees the women on the street who are size 0 in expensive outfits and prolly assuming all sorts of things about their lives and crushing the coke bottle in his hand (then he screams that if he was a woman a man would have come and sucked the glass bits out of his hand xD )
NWO: What, don’t I get no luvvin,? I mean I called you a liar and everything.
Of course I actually backed up the charge with some of those pesky facts that keep tripping you up.
Care to explain how all of Canada, and Calif. and Penn. etc. aren’t clued in to the pussy-pass for baby-killing?
I bet NWOslave is the kind of jackass who fastens all the buttons on a single-breasted suit jacket.
Those people just make me so angry!
NWO is scared of you Pecunium, for one b/c you’re rly good at taking him down xD Secondly, b/c you’re a man…so you have REAL intelligence xD
@Lyn–thank you, I’ll be here all week. 😉
Am I the only one that thinks Slavey has a bit of a women’s clothing fetish? Silky clothes?
Slavey, now that you have some idea that women may actually work, what do you think our jobs are? Mine has nothing to do with academia or silky clothing. Or pampering in the morning. I wish.
He does have a thing about women’s feet, so silky underthings wouldn’t be much of a surprise.
@Pecunium what’s interesting is that Canada doesn’t HAVE an abortion law (it was struck down, never replaced) and that didn’t make abortion illegal like he believes, but it made it de facto legal simply b/c abortion law is for limiting, banning, etc abortion b/c abortion isn’t defaultly illegal w/o legal interference like he seems to believe xD (that or I’m slacking off as an angel, I should be enforcing God’s will more diligently xD )
Random picture of a silk dress.
Spearhafoc that dress is awesome!
Yeah. And a hearty thanks to Henry Morganthaler, and kudos to the Governor General for awarding him the Order of Canada.
@Hellkell I (seriously) have wondered w/ everything he says if he wishes he could do stuff like that… like go to a spa (like he believes we all do xD and regularly! xD ) or paint his nails, or wear something other than a t-shirt and jeans… wear a dress, etc etc.. without being mocked or ridiculed as less of a man.. : (kinda like how some trans/homophobes turn out to be ppl in denial and subscribing to an ideology so that they can claim that they are noble in their self-denial and unhappiness : ) and if that’s true I feel rly bad : and it’s stuff like that that we’re rly against and fighting for (less gender roles, no fear of bullying/shunning/hatred for breaking “gendered” appearance, etc) 😐 and that’s not even mockery, I mean it’s ttlly possible he rly does just think we’re all Lauren Conrad and hates us.. but sometimes it sounds like he’s rly jealous of how he perceives our lives must be like :
Ami, explain to me how the MW dictionary definition supports your view of AMERICA being an entity.
I think some of my ties are probably silk. That’s it though.
Hmm, you know? If this were really a war over MRAL’s soul, they could send someone better than NWO. MRAL already thinks NWO is a looney, and all that. Now if eoghan were to show up again, that would be a much better tactic.
Silky clothing?!? For work? Dude, when you paint (sometimes airbrush, sometimes hand-paint, sometimes spray-paint) gigantic balloons for a living on minimum wage, you know better than to risk messing up your good clothes.
@MRAL:
Weren’t you just busy flouncing?
I thought he left this convo xD Apparently I just gnaw at him… a) it’s a geographical term b) it refers to the continents c) and most importantly, it does NOT support your positive contention: that America refers ONLY TO the USA xD
Ooer, pretty dress!
And, just sayin, a lot of the *pampering* involves pain. I wonder if NWO has ever had his legs waxed? Eyebrows?
@MRAL:
I thought we already established that you were wrong and you left. What happened?