It’s always handy when one of the MGTOW brethren sums up one of the tribe’s beliefs in a handy little post. The following is what every single MRTOWer out there (not to mention many MRAs and PUAs and even some non-acronymified misogynists) seems to believe about how women live their lives today. When I say “every single MGTOWer” I’m not really exaggerating for impact – well, maybe a teensy bit. But I don’t think I’ve ever run across an MGTOWer who doesn’t take all of the following on faith.
Like many manosphere beliefs about women – like the whole “women only fuck the top 20% of men” thing – there is of course not a shred of evidence for any of this. It’s an essentially religious belief, accepted on faith. MGTOWers are like monks in the douchiest religion ever.
Anyway, fresh from a post by “Rogue” on NiceGuy’s MGTOW forum, here’s how all you ladies are living your lives:
The modern woman’s life plan goes like this:
Step 1) From first sexual awakening throughout her twenties, fuck as many Alpha Asshole men (hereafter referred to as AA) as she can in a quest of sheer narcissistic hedonism. May give birth to an AA spawn during this time; party lifestyle and general female educative path (elementary teacher, social worker) results in shaky finances.
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Step 2) Oops, getting close to or past age 30? Find a Nice Guy Beta (hereafter referred to as NGB), dupe him into marriage with sex (he’s generally grateful for the attention, having had less than stellar success with women throughout his twenties), use his money to stabilize shaky finances. Strong likelihood of having another child or two; may again be AA spawn due to affairs. Pack on 30 pounds of fat (at least!). Cut off sex with NGB since she now has him over a barrel and was never really attracted to him in the first place. Get steadily angrier and more dissatisfied.
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Step 3) Divorce at or slightly before age 40; attempt to remount AA cock carousel, this time as a cougar. Fail miserably because no AA wants an old, fat female body and a loose pussy that looks like a hunk of roast beef that’s been worked over with a dozen ball-peen hammers for a month. Said failure twists her mind until her only remaining pleasure in life is to fuck with ex-NGB in various ways such as taking him back to court to raise CS payments, or denying him visitation rights to his children.
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Step 4) Accept that she’s past her time for the AA cock carousel; become a companion to many cats.
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And what’s with all the cat-hatred, anyway? Cats are adorable, endlessly fascinating little monsters who do no harm to anyone, unless you count all the times my cat has attacked me without provocation and the fact that she just threw up her dinner and is now insistently demanding a second dinner. To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Jackie Brown, you can trust cats to be cats.
Anyway, back to the sermon:
The marriage strike is just an attempt to short-circuit steps 2 and 3, and force women to ride step 1 as long as they can, then transition directly to step 4. Will women like the result if, instead of rushing to save them at age 30, men just shake their heads and walk away? I think it’s an experiment worth trying.
Once again: please, please, please walk away. Walk far away. Become monks in your douchy religion. Just remember that most monks who take a vow of chastity don’t spend the rest of their lives whining about how women are a bunch of filthy bitches.
Oh, and before anyone pops in with a “why do you pick on the outliers, this guy doesn’t represent bla bla bla,” the post (which naturally got nothing but huzzahs on NiceGuy’s forum) was also highlighted on the MRA blog What Men Are Saying About Women as an example of “superb” discussion of the Woman Question. This bullshit is Manosphere-Approved bullshit.
@ClioPersphone:
I’ll admit, I’ve thought the exact same thing. In fact, they come right after one another, starting with Judaism, then Christianity, then Islam (Muhammad being born after Jesus). The most frustrating aspect is that they all agree on the main figures (moses, jesus, muhammad) but disagree on their roles. -___-
I also like how I’m apparently ALL feminists now xD This is awesome! 😀 I always though the world would be better off if more ppl were like me xD
Or to quote Muhammad Ali: “I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.”
>:3
(also apparenty Magyc: The Gendering is the greatest feminist accomplishment evar xD )
I’m touched :’) I can only assume he saw his card and his heart grew three sizes :3 <3
@Spearhafoc he meant “AA quotas, its all the same” as in the quota of Ami Angelwings in the world :3 (there must be at least 6 billion)
OH yea, I forgot the other claim to fame of this randy group of mutual admirationists. Perfect grammar. Or at least the mockery of others.
Every Feminist down in Femeville liked Feminism a lot, but the Slave, who lived just north of Femeville, did not. The Slave hated Feminism – the whole political season. Oh, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or maybe his head wasn’t screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Oops. When trying to get fancy with the bolding, I failed to end a quotation properly. HTML is confusing.
@Holly what I’VE never understood is that if feminism rules the world (or at least the US) and we control the state, and we hate men, and etc etc… why would we even GO THROUGH the song and dance of filing for divorce, going thru courts, etc to get the money of men? Or be all circumspect about the gay agenda and “secretly” feminizing boys… or pretending to be rape survivors, and making rape crisis centres and shelters for them never to be used (since we’re making it all up) and go thru the police process and trials, etc to get a false accusation to put a man in jail? Why wouldn’t we just point at a guy we hate and say “put him in jail?” why wouldn’t we just execute any MRA who agitates about fighting back? o_O Or just track down his IP, slap him w/ a rape accusation and executed? Even if we’re putting on show trials to entertain the masses while we “get” men why wouldn’t we have the death penalty for rape? o_O that way… accusation… death…
why aren’t we pretending that every cis boy needs estrogen therapy and passing it off as a vaccine, or making up a disease, if we make up science and stuff all the time? xD
Why even GO to all this effort, and pretense where we pretend to go to work each day or etc etc etc xD and pretend to be raped, and pretend to need shelters, and etc… when we could be doing this so efficiently? xD
What kind of crappy conspiracy have we been subscribing to Holly? xD
NWO: You are lying, again.
Criminal Code of Canada – Homicide
222. (1) A person commits homicide when, directly or indirectly, by any means, he causes the death of a human being.
Kinds of homicide
(2) Homicide is culpable or not culpable.
Non culpable homicide
(3) Homicide that is not culpable is not an offence.
Culpable homicide
(4) Culpable homicide is murder or manslaughter or infanticide.
An overview
2010 Pennsylvania Code
Title 18 – CRIMES AND OFFENSES Chapter 32 – Abortion 3212 – Infanticide.
2010 Pennsylvania Code
Title 18 – CRIMES AND OFFENSES Chapter 25 – Criminal Homicide 2502 – Murder.
No exceptions for infanticide, and an extra piece of legislation for any live birth, even if it’s an abortion which miscarries.
CALIFORNIA PENAL CODE SECTION 187-199
187. (a) Murder is the unlawful killing of a human being, or a fetus, with malice aforethought.
188. Such malice may be express or implied.
195. Homicide is excusable in the following cases:
1. When committed by accident and misfortune, or in doing any other lawful act by lawful means, with usual and ordinary caution, and without any unlawful intent.
2. When committed by accident and misfortune, in the heat of passion, upon any sudden and sufficient provocation, or upon a sudden combat, when no undue advantage is taken, nor any dangerous weapon used, and when the killing is not done in a cruel or unusual manner.
654. (a) An act or omission that is punishable in different ways by different provisions of law shall be punished under the provision that provides for the longest potential term of imprisonment, but in no case shall the act or omission be punished under more than one provision. An acquittal or conviction and sentence under any one bars a prosecution for the same act or omission under any other
No exception for mothers killing their own kids, and if there was it could be bumped up to murder under §654
I’d go on, but you won’t read, and if you do read, you will pretend it says something different.
@ Ami:
And don’t forget, the struggle for choice isn’t a real thing, it’s just some elaborate political theater created by Teh Wimminz to earn sympathy. If women were in charge, I’d probably be able to go across the street to my drugstore and get free birth control.
I store all sorts of things in our collective pussy. Notepaper, pens, post its with reminders to hate men, magic cards, some feminist conspiracy tracts… Seriously NWO – you’re so offensively stupid.
@Kirbywarp:
I think reading the stories about Jesus in the Qur’an was one of the most interesting things I’ve done in university. I don’t know nearly as much about Judaism as I do about Islam or Christianity though. I know they do not accept that he was the “Son of God” but other than that I don’t know much. Do you happen to know what exactly the Jewish position is on Jesus?
And, NWO, the reason we ignore you, is that a person who will lie about something small, will lie about something great.
Since you lie, repeatedly (and provably) on things from this, to the allegations that we refuse to answer you… why should listen to you as if you might be telling the truth?
The kindest thing we can do for you is treat you as delusional, and tell people about your lies and mis-statements, lest they end up delusional as well.
Why do I feel like this is like some weird battle for MRAL’s soul xDD His future is hinging on these very moments! xD One day he will look back… did he make the right decision?
If he didn’t, he’ll be visited by 3 ghosts…
I’ll be the ghost of feminism past >:3
@Victoria Von Syrus and abortion laws exist to ALLOW/PUSH abortion not to restrict it, limit it or ban it xD Nope nope, w/o abortion law, ppl just wouldn’t get abortions period (like in Canada! xD )
@ClioPersephone:
I can only go on what I’ve heard, since I haven’t studied it either. I believe they think he was a prophet, a very good person, a very holy man, just not the messiah, and definitely not the son of God. It’s very similar (sorta) to the Islamic view of Jesus. Again, prophet, holy man, good person, not the son of God.
@Ami:
I know there is a Star Wars joke in there somewhere but NWOslave and MRAL would probably take way too much pleasure in that.
NWO: You are lying, again.
DRINK!!
@ ClioPersephone:
As far as I recall, the belief is that Jesus was a learned rabbi, but he was not the Messiah as the Christians claim. Because Jesus is not the Messiah, Abrahamic Law (as laid out in Leviticus) still applies and Jews are obligated to live by it as best they can.
There are a lot of branches of Judaism, though, so YMMV depending on which rabbi you talk to.
And don’t listen to Jews for Jesus. That’s a Baptist organization trying to convert Jews to Christianity.
I just want to see some evidence that you’re learning. I’m not getting that.
Everybody makes mistakes. I did in my post, as I pointed out. Some, like Ami, understand grammar but choose to eschew it for stylistic reasons. I must admit, I’m not overly fond of that but I’m okay with it.
You seem to lack a basic understanding of what I assume is your mother tongue. It shows a distinct lack of respect for a beautiful language – one that I happen to be immensely fond of.
See that? I ended a sentence with a preposition. That’s not actually a mistake; however, a lot of people would disagree with me on that. Just thought I’d point that out.
@Ami:
I’d be fine with present or future. Something about Kirby in a grim-reaper costume makes me squee a bit (also less of a man, but I’m already a mangina.. so), but then again a wreath of holly (the plant, not the person) and a green suit and all that would work as well.
@Victoria:
No no no no no no no… Do NOT make this a drinking game. We’ll all get so sloshed we won’t be able to type coherently, then where would we be? In the hospital, that’s where.
Come onnnn, we already have our own Magyc cards, why not a drinking game? I have five gallons of porter brewing in my closet, it ain’t gonna drink itself!
I dun even know what NWO is trying to accomplish if he rly believes that we biologically just cannot process the plight of men, that we’re living great Lauren Conrad lives xD That we’re all rich and upper class and we have men and sex at our whims xD And all of society benefits us… even if he’s trying to get us to SEE TEH TROOF (which apparently we aren’t naturally able to understand neways) what’s the point? xD The truth (according to him) is that we’re the creme de la creme and we have everything we want, and nothing ever can stop us b/c of male nature, female nature, and the state xD And we (according to him) naturally cannot desire nething but short term, immediate self-centred wants… so…. the conclusion is.. LIFE ROCKS FOR US and why would we want to change a darn thing? xD We should just track down his IP, accuse him of rape and have him executed.. xD the fact that we haven’t means that we believe he’s proving useful right? xD It’s like why in X-Files they keep the conspiracy theorists who know the truth around, b/c they discredit the movement and the aliens are free to operate in plain sight >:3
As the comments come pouring in what do we see. Hatred, mockery and femeville stories, (feminist the gathering). And of course grammar errors proving my ineptitude.
Kirby I read your little conspiracy nonsense site. Yes you’re right, the federal reserve is a Guv owned bank. NO LAWS give women benefit over men. Women are punished by law the same as men. On and on it goes.
Baton Rouge has been a hoot, (except all I get to see is hard labor). I’ve got another long day tommorow followed by a flight to Atlanta, (cess pool) as I like to call it. SO ‘Im tired and can’t play the worthless shit for your amusement. I guess all you pampered little princesses will either be off from your grueling classes in the Ivory Tower of Higher Acedemia. I guess english lit, humanities or womens studies will have to wait till next year.
Perhaps some of you might even have jobs; poor things I can’t imagine how tough it is getting dressed in silky clothing and pampering yourselves every morning. Well back to your hatred and mockery.
Perhaps some of you might even have jobs; poor things I can’t imagine how tough it is getting dressed in silky clothing and pampering yourselves every morning.
Does Slavey think that poor women don’t work?
You don’t have to be rich to dress well. I’m relatively poor but have a fantastic wardrobe. Thrift stores all the way!
How do you dress, NWOslave?