It’s always handy when one of the MGTOW brethren sums up one of the tribe’s beliefs in a handy little post. The following is what every single MRTOWer out there (not to mention many MRAs and PUAs and even some non-acronymified misogynists) seems to believe about how women live their lives today. When I say “every single MGTOWer” I’m not really exaggerating for impact – well, maybe a teensy bit. But I don’t think I’ve ever run across an MGTOWer who doesn’t take all of the following on faith.
Like many manosphere beliefs about women – like the whole “women only fuck the top 20% of men” thing – there is of course not a shred of evidence for any of this. It’s an essentially religious belief, accepted on faith. MGTOWers are like monks in the douchiest religion ever.
Anyway, fresh from a post by “Rogue” on NiceGuy’s MGTOW forum, here’s how all you ladies are living your lives:
The modern woman’s life plan goes like this:
Step 1) From first sexual awakening throughout her twenties, fuck as many Alpha Asshole men (hereafter referred to as AA) as she can in a quest of sheer narcissistic hedonism. May give birth to an AA spawn during this time; party lifestyle and general female educative path (elementary teacher, social worker) results in shaky finances.
[citation needed]
Step 2) Oops, getting close to or past age 30? Find a Nice Guy Beta (hereafter referred to as NGB), dupe him into marriage with sex (he’s generally grateful for the attention, having had less than stellar success with women throughout his twenties), use his money to stabilize shaky finances. Strong likelihood of having another child or two; may again be AA spawn due to affairs. Pack on 30 pounds of fat (at least!). Cut off sex with NGB since she now has him over a barrel and was never really attracted to him in the first place. Get steadily angrier and more dissatisfied.
[citation needed]
Step 3) Divorce at or slightly before age 40; attempt to remount AA cock carousel, this time as a cougar. Fail miserably because no AA wants an old, fat female body and a loose pussy that looks like a hunk of roast beef that’s been worked over with a dozen ball-peen hammers for a month. Said failure twists her mind until her only remaining pleasure in life is to fuck with ex-NGB in various ways such as taking him back to court to raise CS payments, or denying him visitation rights to his children.
[citation needed]
Step 4) Accept that she’s past her time for the AA cock carousel; become a companion to many cats.
[citation needed]
And what’s with all the cat-hatred, anyway? Cats are adorable, endlessly fascinating little monsters who do no harm to anyone, unless you count all the times my cat has attacked me without provocation and the fact that she just threw up her dinner and is now insistently demanding a second dinner. To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Jackie Brown, you can trust cats to be cats.
Anyway, back to the sermon:
The marriage strike is just an attempt to short-circuit steps 2 and 3, and force women to ride step 1 as long as they can, then transition directly to step 4. Will women like the result if, instead of rushing to save them at age 30, men just shake their heads and walk away? I think it’s an experiment worth trying.
Once again: please, please, please walk away. Walk far away. Become monks in your douchy religion. Just remember that most monks who take a vow of chastity don’t spend the rest of their lives whining about how women are a bunch of filthy bitches.
Oh, and before anyone pops in with a “why do you pick on the outliers, this guy doesn’t represent bla bla bla,” the post (which naturally got nothing but huzzahs on NiceGuy’s forum) was also highlighted on the MRA blog What Men Are Saying About Women as an example of “superb” discussion of the Woman Question. This bullshit is Manosphere-Approved bullshit.
@MRAL and others:
I’ve actually thought about this exact thing before. It always struck me as odd that people of the US were “American” when of course Canadians, Brazilians, Mexicans, and so forth are all inhabitants of the Americas.
The name “American” is so ingrained in history at this point that I doubt it will change in any reasonable amount of time. But interesting that other people have thought the same thing. Sad that United States doesn’t really have a good “ian” to it… Perhaps its just because of lack of use…
That’s it. It’s USian for me as well. ^__^ Now, does one pronounce it “uh-sian” or “you-ess-ian?”
Or Uh shun or You shun (like Asian)
xD
BTW, MRAL: Is there some actual purpose to your being casually rude to me?
I mean, if it makes you feel better, fine, but it makes me less likely to think you are actually pondering your replies. Done often enough it is likely to make me more likely to be less polite to you.
It’s not as if I’ve not been called names; in print, on the net, and in person. I’ve had drill sergeants cussing me out. I’ve had interrogation instructors trying to put me off-balance. I’ve have people shouting with so much rage they were foaming at the mouths and flecks of spittle were flying through the air.
I’ve been called a liar, a phony, a hypocrite. I’ve been abused for the content of things I’ve said.
So, all in all, if you want to be rude to me, please do yourself the favor of being creative. Vent your spleen in some clever and novel way. Not only will it feel better than calling me a Dumbass (or tossing off a “FUCK YOU” as you did the last time), but it will serve you well later, when you are in need of a cutting remark, or witty comeback in a circumstance where simple profanity is ill-advised.
Not only that, but a deft use of the mocking insult, or the left-handed put-down is more likely to distract someone from the content of your argument and let a weakly structured slip past; because they are on the back foot from the needling barb you slipped past their defenses.
BTW, I notice you’ve still not explained the mechanism you prefer for suppressing Islam.
I am never going to refer to Americans as “USian”. It’s juvenile, it’s stupid, I’m pretty sure it’s grammatically incorrect and honestly it sounds kind of derogatory. It’s unfortunate that the US has “America” in its name but it does and that it what we are referring to. Because other countries are NOT American countries. They are North American or South American countries. There is no place named America.
I was rude because I’ve heard that non-issue before and I absolutely despise it. It’s the pinnacle of political correctness done at the expense of Americans.
So you were rude b/c of something Pecunium has no control over (you hearing it before from other ppl?) xD
You got it.
If there is no place named America, then how can there be North and South parts of it?
@MRAL:
Good point of course. Obviously there is no Europe, there’s only an Eastern Europe and a Western Europe. There’s no Africa either, just a North Africa and South Africa (and I think Central Africa as well).
Africa is a continent. Asia is a continent. Europe is a continent. “America” is not a continent. There is no entity called “America”.
Get the picture?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americas xD
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/america
xD
Well Ami, there’s North and South Dakota, but no Dakota. There is precedence for this phenomenon.
@MRAL:
Only by name and by convention. But of course its all by name and by convention, why treat it as if its some objectively determined system? Some people would argue for a single Eurasia contentent, because Europe and Asia aren’t actually separate.
Places change names, MRAL, why are you so doggedly insistant that the system you know is the only correct one? I’ll bet you think Pluto is actually a planet, and its stupid that those scientists all of a sudden decided it wasn’t.
You should write in and complain.
http://www.ustr.gov/countries-regions/americas
even your gov disagrees w/ you xD (and I know he’s gonna say NO THAT’S AMERICAS WITH AN S xD except if North America and South America were separate proper nouns (and not delineations of America) then you couldn’t say “AmericaS” you’d have to say “North America and South America” there’s even a central America! (gasp!)
1. In other words, a shorthand name (a nickname) for either North or South America.
2. “The Americas”, is not “America”. Notice how they must refer to it in the plural, because there is no America.
xD
MRAL, North America and South America are continents. Get the picture?
@MRAL:
If there is no America, then the United States of America doesn’t exist, does it?
Marc’s Ghost: I’m a queer woman, so I know about discrimination against GLBT people too–so you admit that homophobia is discrimination that is real because you’ve experienced it. Why not exist that misogyny is real too? And that racism is real? If by ‘western women’ you include women of color, lesbian, bisexual, asexual, transgender women, poor women, disabled women, then you’re way over generalizing. But most people don’t when they talk about western women. I agree that white, cis, middle-class, straight women in industrialized nationals generally have benefitted from many of the social and cultural changes of the last century, but even then, compared to white, cis, middle-class, straight men (AS A GROUP) they are relatively disprivileged.
And I’ve seen nothing in the MRA rhetoric to imply that the group is NOT racist, or is NOT homophobic, or is not ableist as well.
I don’t know what you’re talking about in that last post, Ami. “The Americas” refers to a collection of entities that have “America” in their name. That’s it.
Oh for an edit button… Curse you ideas that come exactly when I hit post…
We really should start calling it the United States of North America
@kirby, “The United States of America”, is not “America”. There is no America. We call citizens of the US Americans because it fits. What else will we call them? Something fucking stupid like “USian”?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Continents-America-Playmat-Diam-88cm/dp/B004US1YEO
http://www.adventures.is/Iceland/Snorkeling
“Our snorkeling tours are operated in the world famous Silfra, a narrow canyon in the lava field located between the continents of America and Europe. ”
http://www.hawaiianeateries.com/index2.html
“Born on the open ocean the story of the KON-TIKI is a mythical search for a link between the continents of America and the Polynesian world. ”
and on and on and on xD
there’s a LOOOOT of ppl out there you have to yell at xD
“MRAL, North America and South America are continents. Get the picture?”
Your point?
@MRAL:
You missed my point entirely. If there is no America, then there is no America to be the United States of. We really should be called the United States of North America, if places were to be renamed to be accurate.