It’s always handy when one of the MGTOW brethren sums up one of the tribe’s beliefs in a handy little post. The following is what every single MRTOWer out there (not to mention many MRAs and PUAs and even some non-acronymified misogynists) seems to believe about how women live their lives today. When I say “every single MGTOWer” I’m not really exaggerating for impact – well, maybe a teensy bit. But I don’t think I’ve ever run across an MGTOWer who doesn’t take all of the following on faith.
Like many manosphere beliefs about women – like the whole “women only fuck the top 20% of men” thing – there is of course not a shred of evidence for any of this. It’s an essentially religious belief, accepted on faith. MGTOWers are like monks in the douchiest religion ever.
Anyway, fresh from a post by “Rogue” on NiceGuy’s MGTOW forum, here’s how all you ladies are living your lives:
The modern woman’s life plan goes like this:
Step 1) From first sexual awakening throughout her twenties, fuck as many Alpha Asshole men (hereafter referred to as AA) as she can in a quest of sheer narcissistic hedonism. May give birth to an AA spawn during this time; party lifestyle and general female educative path (elementary teacher, social worker) results in shaky finances.
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Step 2) Oops, getting close to or past age 30? Find a Nice Guy Beta (hereafter referred to as NGB), dupe him into marriage with sex (he’s generally grateful for the attention, having had less than stellar success with women throughout his twenties), use his money to stabilize shaky finances. Strong likelihood of having another child or two; may again be AA spawn due to affairs. Pack on 30 pounds of fat (at least!). Cut off sex with NGB since she now has him over a barrel and was never really attracted to him in the first place. Get steadily angrier and more dissatisfied.
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Step 3) Divorce at or slightly before age 40; attempt to remount AA cock carousel, this time as a cougar. Fail miserably because no AA wants an old, fat female body and a loose pussy that looks like a hunk of roast beef that’s been worked over with a dozen ball-peen hammers for a month. Said failure twists her mind until her only remaining pleasure in life is to fuck with ex-NGB in various ways such as taking him back to court to raise CS payments, or denying him visitation rights to his children.
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Step 4) Accept that she’s past her time for the AA cock carousel; become a companion to many cats.
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And what’s with all the cat-hatred, anyway? Cats are adorable, endlessly fascinating little monsters who do no harm to anyone, unless you count all the times my cat has attacked me without provocation and the fact that she just threw up her dinner and is now insistently demanding a second dinner. To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Jackie Brown, you can trust cats to be cats.
Anyway, back to the sermon:
The marriage strike is just an attempt to short-circuit steps 2 and 3, and force women to ride step 1 as long as they can, then transition directly to step 4. Will women like the result if, instead of rushing to save them at age 30, men just shake their heads and walk away? I think it’s an experiment worth trying.
Once again: please, please, please walk away. Walk far away. Become monks in your douchy religion. Just remember that most monks who take a vow of chastity don’t spend the rest of their lives whining about how women are a bunch of filthy bitches.
Oh, and before anyone pops in with a “why do you pick on the outliers, this guy doesn’t represent bla bla bla,” the post (which naturally got nothing but huzzahs on NiceGuy’s forum) was also highlighted on the MRA blog What Men Are Saying About Women as an example of “superb” discussion of the Woman Question. This bullshit is Manosphere-Approved bullshit.
Not saying that any actual Muslims should be harmed.
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There’s your dragon Holly! :3
MRAL, honestly I’d kind of like to have a river of chocolate like Willy Wonka’s and I’d also like to evacuate all ignorant boobs like you from the internet. But I guess we can’t always get what we want. Why don’t you try learning a thing or two about people, culture, and tolerance?
“Not saying that any actual Muslims should be harmed.”
So we’ll… uh… evacuate EVERYONE! And put them in… uh… RUSSIA! I hear there’s lots of room there, they won’t mind!
Dear Dr Marc: I’m in my mid-fifties. Misogyny (and many other injustices) are real things in my world. I don’t know what Privileged Planet you’re living on, like the Little Prince, but oppression is real.
So are kitties too (besides Manboobz, I routinely read LOLcats, LOLdogs, Daily Squee, etc. for CUTE animal pictures).
Reality–a whole shitload more complex than you seem to be able to comprehend.
And, by the way, Islam like Christianity and EVERY OTHER RELIGION, has changed over time, and will change in future. So has every other human institution and cultural ideology. Change, it’s the nature of the universe.
Ami – You’re the best person ever.
Oh in case you missed it above Holly, feel free to post the cards! :3 (& if somebody brings it up, yus I did base your card on Phage the Untouchable b/c she’s awesome and I couldn’t think of a more epic power for you :3 )
“I wasted so much time here, I don’t recognize myself.”
I imagine him looking in the bathroom mirror like people do in horror movies when they start to realize they’re infected. “Oh, gawd, the FEMINISM! It’s all over me!” *scrubs frantically*
Evacuate Mecca and bomb it? Well, you’re one step up from Rush Limbaugh, I suppose. He wanted to just nuke Afghanistan (but held back from endorsing that idea because “they have our oil”.) Is that where you’re aiming, MRAL: to be one step up from a disgusting, philandering, drug-addicted, lying, sexist asshole?
You can do better. Maybe you should go for a swim and think about it.
The people who write comments here do. They generalize EVERYTHING. (Marc before most recent flounce).
Irony: let me introduce it to you. It’s right between bronzey and goldy, and YOU are hilarious.
@Ithiliana you can post the cards btw if you want :3 (my blog is http://ami-rants.blogspot.com if you want to give credit :3 ) I’m honoured you’d want to 🙂
@Holly awwww xD <3
Cuz you know, Islam is STATIC and completely UNCHANGING. It will never enter a period of increased liberalism like Christianity and Judaism did. Its adherents seem perfectly content to toil under brutal dictatorships for decades on end. They never show any signs of wanting more freedom or democratic reforms… uh wait. Hold on. Something about an “Arab Spring”? I have to update my bigotry…
@Molly Ren: Indeed! Russia! Or perhaps we could look into Antarctica! But then think of the penguins!
Well, if we did evacuate and bomb Mecca and outlaw Islam (…internationally?), I’ll say one thing:
Nobody would have to ask “why do they hate us?” any more.
Okay nebody who wants a personalized card, give me the name you want on it :]
and also maybe some general idea of yourself/what you want (keep in mind the setting is that feminism is the Darknyss and MRAs are the White Shaft of light xD )
you dun have to be super detailed, or detailed at all if you dun want to, cuz I like the challenge of coming up w/ something based on what I know, but some ppl here I have a better feel for than others:3 if you want me to wing it tho i’ll be happy to xD
Aw man, Marc left, and here I am, still sick with the feminism as well as the dropsy and the lockjaw night vision. *cough cough* Maybe Marc can go try his cure over at the Spearhead. Wasn’t he the one who was like, Meta-Troll, Who Has Come to Show Us That Both Sides Are Just As Bad? It’s so hard to tell them apart. And they so quickly turn from “I’m not saying I agree with the MRM” to “All feminists suck eggs!”
@Holly I was wondering about that… how WOULD that make things BETTER? -_-;; (and how could you BAN islam? like in the whole world? nebody who is thought or seen or suspected of practicing or believing in it will be thrown in jail?)
But you know they still would. Because they still ask it today.
also any ideas for cards is welcome, from MRA/MGTOW/PUA stuff and beliefs, to feminist stuff, rad fem stuff, etc… i suppose I should start thinking of a Roissy card xD
Ami: I want a Molly Ren card because I’m vain like that! But I dunno what to put on it. 🙁
Ami – No sciencey cards? Science slaying the dragon of superstition? Since it turned out the Slavey was a creationist…
“haha, EPIC FLOUNCE.
He wasn’t very entertaining anyway. There’s only so much you can do with “link plz.””
You can be so happy that I went away. You didn’t supply any evidence that the False Rape Society is misogynous.
Dear Dr Marc: I’m in my mid-fifties. Misogyny (and many other injustices) are real things in my world. I don’t know what Privileged Planet you’re living on, like the Little Prince, but oppression is real.
For example when I was draftet to military service and they found out that I’m gay. Honestly I think that life for a western woman isn’t something anybody should complain about.
They tried the banning of other religions before. Those seen or suspected of practicing others were put to death. But as we know, the Inquisition did NOT go well.
Marc: Are you one those dudes that thinks Islam = terrorism?
No, I don’t, why?
Because you said… “Of course nobody makes a blog against the real dangers like Islam…
So, what are the dangers of Islam (ignoring, for the moment, the large number of blogs which spend a lot of time bleating about how Sharia Law is being imposed on the US, and mosques are part of the plan to establish the World Caliphate, etc.)
What is it you see as the danger of Islam, in; and to, the US.
As to the comment Dave made about the False Rape Society, they are predicate on taking those small examples and saying there is a vast movement of women (and their allies) out to do something with all these false accusations.
The MRM sites Dave is linking to are saying the same thing. That’s the thing. They are out there saying it, and trying to recruit others to it.
I don’t like that. I think they are wrong. Mocking them is one of the things I can do. It has much fewer (and lesser) repurcussions than going and punching them in the face. It’s also more effective. Look at it this way, the time they (and you) spend here, defending them, isn’t time you (and they) are out and about spreading thier bile and filth unchallenged.
MRAL: You’re right… Nuking Mecca would so make everyone play nice. Just the way flattening the WTC made the US realise what assholes they were being by stationing troops in the “Land of the Two Holy Places (Saudi Arabia, where Mecca and Medina are).
Not saying that any actual Muslims should be harmed.
You’re right… evacuating Vatican City and levelling it wouldn’t harm anyone. How about Washington DC?
What about Delhi, in India?
It’s not like anyone ever got up in arms about that sort of thing.