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How the Other Half Lives, according to dudes who have no idea how the other half lives

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It’s always handy when one of the MGTOW brethren sums up one of the tribe’s beliefs in a handy little post. The following is what every single MRTOWer out there (not to mention many MRAs and PUAs and even some non-acronymified misogynists) seems to believe about how women live their lives today. When I say “every single MGTOWer” I’m not really exaggerating for impact – well, maybe a teensy bit. But I don’t think I’ve ever run across an MGTOWer who doesn’t take all of the following on faith.

Like many manosphere beliefs about women – like the whole “women only fuck the top 20% of men” thing – there is of course not a shred of evidence for any of this. It’s an essentially religious belief, accepted on faith. MGTOWers are like monks in the douchiest religion ever.

Anyway, fresh from a post by “Rogue” on NiceGuy’s MGTOW forum, here’s how all you ladies are living your lives:

The modern woman’s life plan goes like this:

Step 1) From first sexual awakening throughout her twenties, fuck as many Alpha Asshole men (hereafter referred to as AA) as she can in a quest of sheer narcissistic hedonism. May give birth to an AA spawn during this time; party lifestyle and general female educative path (elementary teacher, social worker) results in shaky finances.

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Step 2) Oops, getting close to or past age 30? Find a Nice Guy Beta (hereafter referred to as NGB), dupe him into marriage with sex (he’s generally grateful for the attention, having had less than stellar success with women throughout his twenties), use his money to stabilize shaky finances. Strong likelihood of having another child or two; may again be AA spawn due to affairs. Pack on 30 pounds of fat (at least!). Cut off sex with NGB since she now has him over a barrel and was never really attracted to him in the first place. Get steadily angrier and more dissatisfied.

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Step 3) Divorce at or slightly before age 40; attempt to remount AA cock carousel, this time as a cougar. Fail miserably because no AA wants an old, fat female body and a loose pussy that looks like a hunk of roast beef that’s been worked over with a dozen ball-peen hammers for a month. Said failure twists her mind until her only remaining pleasure in life is to fuck with ex-NGB in various ways such as taking him back to court to raise CS payments, or denying him visitation rights to his children.

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 Step 4) Accept that she’s past her time for the AA cock carousel; become a companion to many cats.

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And what’s with all the cat-hatred, anyway? Cats are adorable, endlessly fascinating little monsters who do no harm to anyone, unless you count all the times my cat has attacked me without provocation and the fact that she just threw up her dinner and is now insistently demanding a second dinner. To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Jackie Brown, you can trust cats to be cats.

Anyway, back to the sermon:

The marriage strike is just an attempt to short-circuit steps 2 and 3, and force women to ride step 1 as long as they can, then transition directly to step 4. Will women like the result if, instead of rushing to save them at age 30, men just shake their heads and walk away? I think it’s an experiment worth trying.

Once again: please, please, please walk away. Walk far away. Become monks in your douchy religion. Just remember that most monks who take a vow of chastity don’t spend the rest of their lives whining about how women are a bunch of filthy bitches.

Oh, and before anyone pops in with a “why do you pick on the outliers, this guy doesn’t represent bla bla bla,” the post (which naturally got nothing but huzzahs on NiceGuy’s forum) was also highlighted on the MRA blog What Men Are Saying About Women as an example of “superb” discussion of the Woman Question. This bullshit is Manosphere-Approved bullshit.

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SaruGoku
SaruGoku
8 years ago

NW0 said:

“As the comments come pouring in what do we see. Hatred, mockery and femeville stories, (feminist the gathering). And of course grammar errors proving my ineptitude.”

Why on earth, when you come in here with a tissue of lies, conspiracy theories and unpleasantness, would you expect anything but snark and derision?

“Kirby I read your little conspiracy nonsense site. Yes you’re right, the federal reserve is a Guv owned bank. NO LAWS give women benefit over men. Women are punished by law the same as men. On and on it goes.”

WTF are you on about? You are making even less sense than usual.

“Baton Rouge has been a hoot, (except all I get to see is hard labor). I’ve got another long day tommorow followed by a flight to Atlanta, (cess pool) as I like to call it. SO ‘Im tired and can’t play the worthless shit for your amusement. I guess all you pampered little princesses will either be off from your grueling classes in the Ivory Tower of Higher Acedemia. I guess english lit, humanities or womens studies will have to wait till next year.”

Well no, actually, I’m off to the hospital first thing for blood tests, to see if I’m healthy enough to have my chemotherapy on Tuesday, so there will be neither pampering nor classes for me, unless you consider my husband making dinner on Tuesday and Wednesday (because the chemotherapy will make me too ill to stand for a day or two) to be pampering.

“Perhaps some of you might even have jobs; poor things I can’t imagine how tough it is getting dressed in silky clothing and pampering yourselves every morning. Well back to your hatred and mockery.”

No, you a-grade arsehole, at the moment I’m too sick to work and will be for at least six months- and that’s the best case scenario. And you know what? I’m really, really fed up of listening to the bullshit you spout about the easy, wonderful, privileged life I must be leading.

denelian
8 years ago

*slow clap*

i’m in the hospital myself [though not needing chemo. i hope!] and i’ve been disabled for 4 years, had half-a-dozen surgeries, and the whole REASON for this? is because i’m a girl, and for YEARS doctors just wouldn’t pay attention to the problem, telling me that either i was a hypochondriac or i “just wanted attention”.
so i have more nerve damage in my right leg than i do functioning nerves.

which is nowhere near as awful as needing chemo – or worse, needing chemo but not being fucking WELL enough for it! [and worse! needing chemo, being too sick for it, and most of your friends and family telling you to “suck it up” and stop “making” your husband do X housework – after all, *HE’S* working! this happened to a friend’s mom. i almost killed several people… sigh]

i hope that you *ARE* well enough for chemo [presuming YOU want to be well enough…] and i REALLY hope it freaking works!!! and that you don’t feel like crap after you take it. and so on… GoodThoughts all around, basically.

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