When the dudes at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog aren’t wistfully looking forward to the days in which sexbots and artificial wombs make mere flesh-and-blood ladies obsolete, they’re pondering the crucial spiritual questions of our age, like how to pick up hot sluts at church. Any church, really, so long as it’s full of hot sluts. The blogger there – who doesn’t give his name, so let’s just call him Anti – recently highlighted this observation, from commenter The Fifth Horseman:
[C]hurch would be a great place for a PUA to run Game …
1) There is a built-in structure to meet women that takes out the difficulty of doing a cold approach.
2) All other men there are so pedestalizing, that the competition to a man who actually runs moderate Game is nil.
3) Sunday morning = where else would you Game at that time?
4) Once you have slept with a couple women in that church, simply move on to another church. Who cares if one is Baptist and the other is Episcopalian and the third is Lutheran? Just use up the desirable women and move on.
Jesus wept.
But Anti didn’t, and added his two cents to the discussion:
All you need to do to use the “Sunday Morning Nightclub” is find a church with single women. Some churches are pretty much all families so avoid them. Other churches are supertraditional where everyone gets married before 20. … I would also avoid Eastern Orthodox churches. …
When it comes to meeting the women there, you already have built in openers to use such as how “you have been looking for a church”. These women will put out for you. You aren’t going to find any virgins waiting for marriage (with the exception of a few outliers with very unusual issues). The women there are better described as “sluts for Jesus”.
Absolutely. All you need to do, fellas, is to approach them calmly and confidently, look quickly down at your crotch, then directly into their eyes, and ask them: “Would you like to meet … Little Jesus”
Verily, I say unto you, it works every time.
Jeez, Subby, all those years of studying Learning have really paid off! Your grasp on evolution is amazing!
@Bee no no.. the course is “Learnin’ ”
XD
There comes a point where I have to wonder if he’s truly this dense or if he’s just messing with us.
While the theory of evolution has evolved (ha!) since Darwin, it did largely start with him. If anyone seriously thinks Darwin based his original theory on the Big Bang theory… No, I have to doubt now that NWOslave is being serious. It’s only having seen creationists truly this dense (Ray Comfort, for example) that I doubt my doubt about NWOslave being serious.
Damn it, he’s breaking my brain!
I know what the thoery is theLaplaceDemon, I’m reading it as I typed.
Evolution (also known as biological or organic evolution) is the change over time in one or more inherited traits found in populations of organisms.[1] Inherited traits are particular distinguishing characteristics, including anatomical, biochemical or behavioural characteristics, that are passed on from one generation to the next. Evolution may occur when there is variation of inherited traits within a population. The major sources of such variation are mutation, genetic recombination and gene flow.[2][3][4][5] Evolution has led to the diversification of all living organisms from a common ancestor, which are described by Charles Darwin as “endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful”.
Since a survival trait is passed on, in humans this “good” trait would take 20 years per inheritance. A virus mutates and reproduces far too fast for humans pathetic immune system to counter. We wouldn’t stand a chance.
Ami – isn’t that what NWO always does? The other day he told me I was “full of hate” based on a bunch of things he tells me I “forgot to say”. Uh, yeah, I didn’t say them because I don’t actually think them.
@Tabby I just assume that most of the time he says stuff thinking it’s upsetting us xD It’s better than TV XD
@plymouth (did your name change? that said plymouths o_o ) Yup pretty much xD He’s all about telling you what you truly believe, knocking it down and waving his hands in the air xD The image I always get is a boxing match, where one guy walks towards the ring, then right PAST, the ring… then past the fans, into the hall and punches a coatrack which falls down, then dances around screaming “I AM THE CHAMPION!!!” xD
I like how he didn’t read what Holly or Pecunium said to him about viruses at all xD
Reading something doesn’t mean you understand it. I could read a book on advanced calculus from cover to cover, and even quote parts of it at people, but that doesn’t mean I’d actually be able to understand the core of it. In that vein, even though you can technically comprehend each word in every sentence about evolution, you completely and utterly fail at comprehending the whole meaning, and how it applies to life in this great and wondrous universe.
Humans have been breeding horses for centuries. That is why we have clydesdales, Arabian, Quarter horses, and others I am not capable of discerning a difference with. Same with dogs-you got everything from Mastiffs to tea cup chihuahuas
So that should make it obvious that something is going on and that something is usually termed evolution. Nature does it too but in a different way.
Basically, the animal with the longest reproductive time will always be an evolutionary dead end. Humans, amongst other mammals who take a long time to reproduce are doomed by evolution to be the least evolved.
@Victoria von Syrus reading comprehension is not part of Learnin’ xD cuz that can lead to bad things, like ppl learning values and “morals” from reading things and that can’t be part of Learnin’ xD
Also:
1) Most viruses do not want to kill their hosts. They want to live, and that means that their hosts should live. Viruses like the common cold or chicken pox have relatively little interest in actually killing people – and it’s people with already weak immune systems who tend to die of those diseases. And the really deadly and awful diseases? Vaccinations, brought to you courtesy of Science!
2) The immune system has evolved to be adaptable. Your immune system right now looks nothing like what you were born with. As you were exposed to viruses from infancy on through, your immune system has learnt how to counter them and deal with them. You don’t inherit a fully functioning immune system from your parents, you inherit the framework for building your own.
YOU LIE, SIR!
http://scintillator.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/img_07343.jpg?w=300&h=225
That assumes that evolution goes really really fast and that humans do not have junk DNA that turns out ot be useful (which I believe has been shown, that is why some people can be injected with the Bubonic Plague and not get sick while others drop dead a day later.)
Ami – I registered with gravatar as “plymouths” because “plymouth” was taken and my blackberry seems to have defaulted to that. They’re both me 🙂
Superdog!
Or … it just takes longer for changes in animals with longer reproductive cycles to appear.
That’s Gus by the way, and yes, he is asleep.
@Kristin I could prolly teach you how to play Magic (Magyc) pretty fast :3 Making the cards would be trickier.. tho I have a magic card creator program (which I will be using to make these when I’m rly rly bored xD alcohol may have to be involved too xD) and they can be printed out and taped/glued on top of existing cards (obv cheap commons) x3
*looks at “Weird Al” as Lady Gaga.*
No. Just No.
@plymouths oh ok :3
Well since everyone here sits in their ivory tower in higher acedemia. Please explain to me how, since survival traits are passed down from generation to generation, (fighting disease and everything else)
Tell the ignorant slave how it’s possible that the longer the reproductive cycle, the more evolved something seems to be, when this runs 180 degrees counter to the “theory” itself.
Also where’d that matter come from?
@Kristin AWWWWW he’s adorable! :3
“A virus mutates and reproduces far too fast for humans pathetic immune system to counter. We wouldn’t stand a chance.”
Did you not read what I said about the immune system? Go back and do that. Also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immune_system
Let’s talk about mutation. Mutation occurs by, essentially, a mistake (for lack of a better word). A DNA base pair molecule is modified to become another. For a variety of reasons, this happens more frequently at some loci (and in some organisms) than others.
For a virus, the mutations that count here are the outer-shell proteins. These mutate fairly rapidly, meaning the exact protein-makeup changes.
Your immune system is designed so that it can recognize the pathogen, and then start producing antibodies specific to the pathogen it just recognized.
(also, read what Holly wrote about viruses killing their hosts. If a virus kills too effectively, it too will die out – because it needs living hosts).