When the dudes at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog aren’t wistfully looking forward to the days in which sexbots and artificial wombs make mere flesh-and-blood ladies obsolete, they’re pondering the crucial spiritual questions of our age, like how to pick up hot sluts at church. Any church, really, so long as it’s full of hot sluts. The blogger there – who doesn’t give his name, so let’s just call him Anti – recently highlighted this observation, from commenter The Fifth Horseman:
[C]hurch would be a great place for a PUA to run Game …
1) There is a built-in structure to meet women that takes out the difficulty of doing a cold approach.
2) All other men there are so pedestalizing, that the competition to a man who actually runs moderate Game is nil.
3) Sunday morning = where else would you Game at that time?
4) Once you have slept with a couple women in that church, simply move on to another church. Who cares if one is Baptist and the other is Episcopalian and the third is Lutheran? Just use up the desirable women and move on.
Jesus wept.
But Anti didn’t, and added his two cents to the discussion:
All you need to do to use the “Sunday Morning Nightclub” is find a church with single women. Some churches are pretty much all families so avoid them. Other churches are supertraditional where everyone gets married before 20. … I would also avoid Eastern Orthodox churches. …
When it comes to meeting the women there, you already have built in openers to use such as how “you have been looking for a church”. These women will put out for you. You aren’t going to find any virgins waiting for marriage (with the exception of a few outliers with very unusual issues). The women there are better described as “sluts for Jesus”.
Absolutely. All you need to do, fellas, is to approach them calmly and confidently, look quickly down at your crotch, then directly into their eyes, and ask them: “Would you like to meet … Little Jesus”
Verily, I say unto you, it works every time.
Bee, ha! I was just looking for a good Hindu one. Here’s the best I’ve got so far:
http://www.globalfutureevents.com/photo/add/2083.jpg
“Hey, girls, wanna come back to my place and rub colored powder on each other (as is done in the Hindu festival of Holi, which you are celebrating here)?”
(I felt I sort of needed to add a little exposition there.)
Also, elephants:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliet916/2357467073/
“Hey, sexy elephant lady, I’ve got some nuts for you. In my pants!”:
Also, um: do you believe in genes? DNA? The general principle that babies tend to look like their parents?
Then you don’t just have to “believe” in survival of the fittest, you can make it happen!
Buy a bunch of mice, white and black. Let them breed at random for a few generations–you’ll still have a mi of white ones and black ones. Then kill all the white mice. The next generation will be all black–the fittest ones in an environment where being white was lethal. (The fact that this “environment” consisted of human intervention is beside the point–predators or diseases or changes in the food supply can do the same sort of thing in nature.) You have just seen survival of the fittest.
Whether you think this goes back to the beginning of life is a bit more complicated, but survival of the fittest really is pretty obvious.
Also, that rock garden thing is … interesting.
What happens if someone farts?
theLaplaceDemon
When the theory of the laws of nature, are based on the theory of evolution, which is based on the theory of the big bang, which is based on the theory that the matter of the entire universe consisted of the size of a pea, which is based on the theory that that matter was somehow “there” and they’re working on a theory of what was before that.
Theories are being used to support theories. Pretty presumptious.
Ok…. I have to sharpen some knives and get to a client, I’ll be back later. Have fun.
Actually, evolution does not depend upon the Big Bang theory. A universe that came about in other ways could still have had life evolve in it.
Besides, to turn that argument back on you, where did God come from?
Any cosmology faces the problem of the first cause, not just natural ones.
Could be, Ami. Personally I think NWO is the bastard offspring of Henry Makow and Barbara Amiel.
(Canadian joke!)
Also “Majyc: The Gendering” is PERFECT. I don’t actually know how to play Magic, but I’m sure I’ll figure it out.
NWO, that doesn’t actually address anything I said.
Theory of evolution is based on observations of variation, genetics, and reproduction. Do Holly’s experiment, and you’ll see it in action. It’s not theory on top of theory, unless you count the existence of consistent natural law as a theory.
Maybe we should just post Coren videos and articles and talk about those xD It’d be the same thing.. but cheaper and not dependent on sleep and work schedules xD
Typical female thinking… replace a real man, w/ a recording, or some sort of synthetic replacement! xD Of course, the joke’s on me, Michael Coren is actually a real man too and he’s not just some creation on the screen! *gasp* but my little blonde female brain can’t understand that XDDD (actually who needs trolls at all when you’ve got me! :3 )
Haha, I’ll just wait for someone else to tell NWOSlave why he totally misunderstands the ACTUAL theory of evolution because I’m typing on my blackberry, about to board a plane. As far as I can tell noone who argues against evolution understands the basic principle of how it actually works.
Have a safe and good flight! :3
Not having to get up early on Sunday morning is the best part of being an atheist. That these guys are willing to inflict it on themselves when they don’t even follow the faith is proof of their madness.
Did you have to research that too?
Science is usually theories because we have no real way of knowing for sure sure.
I mean it is pretty obvious that gravity exists but how do we know know?
You mean you have not found the videos of the experiments on Youporn yet Cynickal?
Ok… one more. Holly, I’ve bred mice. Color is a bit different. If you mix them, they tend to grey/brown.
But… lets say you are breeding snakes. You need to feed them, and so you are also breeding mice. Given the generational time of mice (7 weeks, from born to first litter) you can get some pretty rapid separations.
You can also breed for behavioral traits. We were breeding for males which were able to cohabit (male mice are amazingly territorial). Any mouse which bit us… male or female, no matter how much we wanted the color, got fed to a snake (for a color/pattern we really like, a male might get to breed a few times, but that was it).
Any males which fought with each other, were fed to snakes. In about three years we could keep multiple males in the same cage with females, and there would be very little fighting.
We also, don’t get bitten by mice any more. The selective pressures were against them.
After ten years the (previously successful) trait of being aggressive to other males had proven so unsuccessful that it doesn’t show up but very rarely, and very weakly (and they get fed to snakes).
@cynickal he’s still not certain, that’s why he needs to be able to sleep w/ young teen girls to make sure… it’s science! xD
Holly Pervocracy
Mice scare me, according to the theory of evolution every generation evolves. They would be my overlords quite quickly.
Hey, with all the domesticated animals and such, dog breeding and all. How come their still dogs and not superdogs? In fact can anyone actually show me one damn thing thats evolved from it;s base animal state to a higher plane? You mean to tell me with all the billions of species on the planet, no one has ever witnessed a toad, or bug, or well anything, move up the evolutionary ladder? Whens this next evolutionary thingy supposed to happen? I mean hell I know the big gig is using fruit flies cause they breed so fast and they must of breed oodles of generations of them, yet the only thing they ever get is a fruit fly. Outta the trillions they’ve bred not one Einstein. Frankly I’m a little disappointed.
Monsieur Futrelle,
Bless you! I stumbled on those horrifying MRA sites, and they truly depressed me. Then I found this site, and breathed a sigh of relief. Keep up the good work.
@Pecunium I think you’ve just revealed the feminist conspiracy in all it’s nakedness to NWO and horrified him o_o;;
Someone… please, show NWO the scientific definition of theory… that it means tested, and proven and practically unassailable, based on evidence and experiment and predictability.
Or I could hit “refresh” before posting and see that it already happened…
NWO basically believes in the TV sci fi idea of evolution doesn’t he (Babylon 5, Stargate, etc)? xD Where evolution has a goal, every being is moving towards some “hierarchy” of abilities and one day humans will ascend into energy beings xD
He’s knocking a thing down that nobody here believes in xD And he’s declaring victory XDDDD I think writer a strongly-worded letter in to the producers of Stargate would be more effective (and cathartic!) :3
*writing xD
To paraphrase J.B.S Haldane: I suspect NWO is not just stupider than we imagine, he is stupider than we can imagine.
Protip to NWO: “Evolved” doesn’t mean “intelligent”. It doesn’t mean anything other that “arrived at by evolutionary processes”. If you meant “adapted to their environment”, them I guess that’s sort of true, but still no bearing on intelligence. Maybe bacteria are the most evolved since they reproduce so frequently. So?
Oh, NWO. It’s good to have an open mind, my dear, but not so open your brains fall out.
Though I’m sure zombie will appreciate it.