When the dudes at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog aren’t wistfully looking forward to the days in which sexbots and artificial wombs make mere flesh-and-blood ladies obsolete, they’re pondering the crucial spiritual questions of our age, like how to pick up hot sluts at church. Any church, really, so long as it’s full of hot sluts. The blogger there – who doesn’t give his name, so let’s just call him Anti – recently highlighted this observation, from commenter The Fifth Horseman:
[C]hurch would be a great place for a PUA to run Game …
1) There is a built-in structure to meet women that takes out the difficulty of doing a cold approach.
2) All other men there are so pedestalizing, that the competition to a man who actually runs moderate Game is nil.
3) Sunday morning = where else would you Game at that time?
4) Once you have slept with a couple women in that church, simply move on to another church. Who cares if one is Baptist and the other is Episcopalian and the third is Lutheran? Just use up the desirable women and move on.
Jesus wept.
But Anti didn’t, and added his two cents to the discussion:
All you need to do to use the “Sunday Morning Nightclub” is find a church with single women. Some churches are pretty much all families so avoid them. Other churches are supertraditional where everyone gets married before 20. … I would also avoid Eastern Orthodox churches. …
When it comes to meeting the women there, you already have built in openers to use such as how “you have been looking for a church”. These women will put out for you. You aren’t going to find any virgins waiting for marriage (with the exception of a few outliers with very unusual issues). The women there are better described as “sluts for Jesus”.
Absolutely. All you need to do, fellas, is to approach them calmly and confidently, look quickly down at your crotch, then directly into their eyes, and ask them: “Would you like to meet … Little Jesus”
Verily, I say unto you, it works every time.
NWO – Why are you so bigoted against elephants? They’re just innocent animals. They’re social and intelligent. And they’re endangered for Pete’s sake. You can’t justify it.
Your mindless crusade against elephants sickens and horrifies me. And you don’t even attempt to defend it.
I can’t believe you’re such a filthy elephant-hater. You probably like it when they get poached. I bet you have a house all full of ivory.
STOP EVERYTHING AND TELL ME WHY YOU HATE ELEPHANTS SO MUCH!
A wonder who the fifth horseman would be? There’s Death, Pestilence, War, Famine,,,
If the fifth horseman is an internet PUA…
Harassment?
Personally, the first thought that came to mind was Paper cuts xD
Death, Pestilence, War, Famine, Paper Cuts xD
And, for what it’s worth, I tend not to mock religions – but I criticize Judaism and Islam right along with pointing out all the flaws in Christianity and the self-hate it fosters within it’s adherents.
I do mock Discordianism, but that bitch Eris is totally asking for it.
Church Kittehs are cute!
…whoa. Did Slavey just say he’d been banned from the Spearhead? And I’m guessing it wasn’t for being too pro-female.
That’s an achievement.
I’m a Catholic, I can make myself feel guilty about nething.
Oh fuck you Victoria-She made me into the patron saint of Oreos!!!
(Just kidding on the FY. 🙂 )
NWO: Dave is saying what they are doing is unacceptable. You are just to thick (or dishonest… Only you [and God] can know the answer to that one) to admit it.
Dave is saying the people saying, “go to church to take advantage of the women there” are dirtbags.
And you are upset at him for how he says it. That means you are against people who defend Christianity. Why are you against them so much?
Eyes, motes, beams.
As to what I call someone who will mock one faith, but not any others… NWOslave.
I agree with Holly. Slave why would anyone hare elephants? You’re a complete asshole for hating elephants. In fact now that you’ve implied that elephants are to be held in such low regard you need to prove to us why. If I was David I’d put you on moderation until you explain yourself.
For those who are interested the SCOTUS also handed down Turner v Rogers regarding noncustodial parents facing jail time for failure to pay child support.
“Under the circumstances, Turner’s incarceration violated due process because he received neither counsel nor the benefit of alter-native procedures like those the Court describes. He did not have clear notice that his ability to pay would constitute the critical ques-tion in his civil contempt proceeding. No one provided him with a form (or the equivalent) designed to elicit information about his fi-nancial circumstances. And the trial court did not find that he was able to pay his arrearage, but nonetheless found him in civil con-tempt and ordered him incarcerated.”
Ooooh, OUCH, getting smacked by the SCOTUS must hurt!
File under “things that make me glad I’m an apatheist*”.
* I used to call myself an agnostic but I decided that implied too much wondering. I don’t wonder whether there’s a god – I just don’t care. Wondering would take too much effort. And then my friend Pixel mentioned the term “apatheist” to me and I knew I had found my true calling! When I’m not indulging my apathy I contemplate chaos theory and how that relates to the deeper nature of the universe.
It’s OK for everyone to mock me. After all I’m a white man, after much research became a Christian, I’m also straight. I fit every prerequisite to be hated reviled and mocked. Yummy tastes soo good.
@PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth I always wondered about the patron saints growing up as a kid in a Catholic school xD It always fascinated me (in a fun way) about how God might delegate down… like the saints are cabinet ministers. And esp since I was also interested in politics, I kinda started putting them together and wondering if God moves them around, like in cabinet shuffles. Esp once I found out there was a patron saint of hemorrhoids and of lost car keys! And I wonder if it’s like “you, patron saint of lost children, too many children are still being lost under your watch, you’re being demoted to patron saint of hemorrhoids!” xD
*highfive Ami* Harassment would be a perfect 5th horseman. He’d be an MRA, and have a war banner that says BUT WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ.
Look NWO. I don’t mock Jews or Muslims or Hindus or Christians or whoever because I don’t think it’s acceptable to mock peoples’ religions. You take your own beliefs very seriously, yes? Other people (surprise!!) also take their own beliefs seriously. The end 🙂
NWOaf, seriously, all elephant hating aside, why do you assume you are better then Jesus?
Not only did he not hate the hookers, he also never hated the elephant.
NWO – I’m not making fun of you because you’re white or a man or a Christian.
I’m making fun of you because you hate elephants so much and you refuse to even discuss the elephant issue.
hahaha, that is a good point Ami-I was just appointed the patron saint of Oreos which means on my birthday they have no calories.
@ Elizabeth: She made me patron saint of LolCats and Trollmocking, but I still mock her 🙂
And, wow, Slavey became a Christian after doing research? I thought he was just raised Christian.
Being a convert makes so much sense, and no wonder he picked the most hateful, misogynist branch of Christianity he could find.
You think NWO finds that nun sexy? I doubt it; she definitely looks older than 14.
I have to say, I’d probably be more outraged by this piece if I didn’t know of women who also treat church like a singles mixer. Don’t get me wrong , I’ve never heard any women talk about church hopping in an attempt to nail as many hot guys as possible. But I’ve known a fair number who picked their places of worship based on how many eligible men seemed to be members. No pun intended.
Or maybe I did intend it. It’s hard to compete with Amused’s “pump-and-crusade”. Hilarious.
@Victoria von Syrus
Being a convert makes so much sense, and no wonder he picked the most hateful, misogynist branch of Christianity he could find.
Star Wars?
Was this post intended to make a mockery of the anger about the altar boy that was awarded a $5 million verdict from the Catholic church the other day?
(Damn, I need to get a troll log in.)
… you’ve lost me on Star Wars, Ami. Is it a reference to Slavey’s preference for Star Wars novels?
The Slave is hated and banned from many places.
You love it and you know it.
@Lady Victoria Von Syrus Yus. xD Mostly it was a non sequitur.
Oh, ok! Carry on! 🙂