When the dudes at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog aren’t wistfully looking forward to the days in which sexbots and artificial wombs make mere flesh-and-blood ladies obsolete, they’re pondering the crucial spiritual questions of our age, like how to pick up hot sluts at church. Any church, really, so long as it’s full of hot sluts. The blogger there – who doesn’t give his name, so let’s just call him Anti – recently highlighted this observation, from commenter The Fifth Horseman:
[C]hurch would be a great place for a PUA to run Game …
1) There is a built-in structure to meet women that takes out the difficulty of doing a cold approach.
2) All other men there are so pedestalizing, that the competition to a man who actually runs moderate Game is nil.
3) Sunday morning = where else would you Game at that time?
4) Once you have slept with a couple women in that church, simply move on to another church. Who cares if one is Baptist and the other is Episcopalian and the third is Lutheran? Just use up the desirable women and move on.
Jesus wept.
But Anti didn’t, and added his two cents to the discussion:
All you need to do to use the “Sunday Morning Nightclub” is find a church with single women. Some churches are pretty much all families so avoid them. Other churches are supertraditional where everyone gets married before 20. … I would also avoid Eastern Orthodox churches. …
When it comes to meeting the women there, you already have built in openers to use such as how “you have been looking for a church”. These women will put out for you. You aren’t going to find any virgins waiting for marriage (with the exception of a few outliers with very unusual issues). The women there are better described as “sluts for Jesus”.
Absolutely. All you need to do, fellas, is to approach them calmly and confidently, look quickly down at your crotch, then directly into their eyes, and ask them: “Would you like to meet … Little Jesus”
Verily, I say unto you, it works every time.
of course, silly me.
I once saw some evo psych documentary on TLC about human sexuality and how about nature proves that all our (white straight American modern) beauty standards are natural. And they did stuff like lipstick is like some birds with red beaks, and long legs is like gazelles… and then to prove that it’s not just American, they talked about African tribes who put rings to lengthen their necks and it shows how we still have attraction genetics from our giraffe ancestors xD
Zombie & Ami, height doesn’t matter when you’re both lying down. 😉
(I’m going to the special hell.)
Firefly reference!
At least I’ll have plenty of company where I’m going! 😀
@Molly:
The special hell, where a new Firefly season comes out every couple hundred years, then gets cancelled a couple episodes in.
“Can I have sex with a lap giraffe?”
And would that be bestiality or necrophilia?
*repents! D:*
It’s impossible to watch every episode of Doctor Who. Many of the early episodes were destroyed. There’s surviving audio from all of them but it’s not the same as watching the episodes as they originally aired.
As for the religious discussion: I’m a staunch atheist but I’m willing to accept that Christina Hendricks’ breasts are a miracle. Hey, if I’m going to worship something…
You’ve never heard of house hippos?
Cost a bundle but worth every cent. Must leave you to source a lap giraffe.
Haha! Oh my childhood. I remember house hippos. 😀
My night is made.
Man. I’d rather go to hell with Molly then heaven with Slavie, any day.
Kirby: re Abraham: The story is very different for the Christian than it is to the Jew.
First… (material to both), is the age of Isaac. He was forty. It’s a bit different.
For the Christian it’s a presentimental story related o the essential sacrifice of Jesus. To the Jew, Abraham failed the test. Yes, he was obedient, but we know that Mankind is not only allowed, but expected, to argue with God (see Abraham viz. Lot, and the arguing for one honest man in Sodom [whose crime was not homosexuality, but inhospitality]).
Abraham, per talmudic teaching, should never have needed to have God tell him to stop. He ought have said, “Lord, that’s inhumane; people are not to be sacrificed”.
Yes, there was a test, but it’s not the test usually presented.
Re kill, and murder: In Elizabethan English the word Kill = Murder, not merely to make someone dead. Slay was legal killing, execution was state sanctioned killing. The Hebrew is very plainly “murder” not “make dead”.
@Pecunium:
That’s actually good to hear that Abraham failed the test in the Jewish faith.
Kirby: The interesting thing is, in the Jewish understanding… Issac knew he was the sacrifice, and still he went.
It’s a complicated story, in a long line of complicated stories. The modern age, with the losses in translation, and the loss of (outside the Catholic family of religions) a tradition of organisational interpretationm, has lost a lot of the nuance of the stories.
Add the insistence on literalism, and American Christianity is a sad, and somewhat neutered, thing. Crap like, “The Prosperity Bible” is just icing on the cake.
Someone asked for other books on Early Christianity. In light of the shape of this discussion I’d say Elaine Pagel’s “The Origin of Satan” is probably apropos.
Her comparison of the Gospel of Thomas, and the Gospel of John also has some interesting ideas, but I’ve not really read it,. just skimmed. I really ought to read it.
I want a herd of tiny elephants.
Promises, promises.
Given that David is actually a group of women, it seems only fair that Subbie should be a group of men.
What am I a group of? 😀
You are a group of angelcats and trolls.
What am I group of? XD
Ok, guys. It’s my bed time. And you lot are all beautiful, awesome people. Goodnight! <3
You are a group of awesomes! :3
I think I may actually have watched every surviving episode of Doctor Who. It took a long time, and it isn’t all worth seeing. Some of it is really bad. Terrible, even.
As for religion, I’m also an atheist. Not only do I not believe in god, I really don’t give a shit if one exists. I have absolutely no investment in being right or wrong on the matter, so I pretty much don’t care what other people believe, as long as no one gets hurt.
I’m also pretty sure that I’ve never been in a church full of hot sluts.