When the dudes at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog aren’t wistfully looking forward to the days in which sexbots and artificial wombs make mere flesh-and-blood ladies obsolete, they’re pondering the crucial spiritual questions of our age, like how to pick up hot sluts at church. Any church, really, so long as it’s full of hot sluts. The blogger there – who doesn’t give his name, so let’s just call him Anti – recently highlighted this observation, from commenter The Fifth Horseman:
[C]hurch would be a great place for a PUA to run Game …
1) There is a built-in structure to meet women that takes out the difficulty of doing a cold approach.
2) All other men there are so pedestalizing, that the competition to a man who actually runs moderate Game is nil.
3) Sunday morning = where else would you Game at that time?
4) Once you have slept with a couple women in that church, simply move on to another church. Who cares if one is Baptist and the other is Episcopalian and the third is Lutheran? Just use up the desirable women and move on.
Jesus wept.
But Anti didn’t, and added his two cents to the discussion:
All you need to do to use the “Sunday Morning Nightclub” is find a church with single women. Some churches are pretty much all families so avoid them. Other churches are supertraditional where everyone gets married before 20. … I would also avoid Eastern Orthodox churches. …
When it comes to meeting the women there, you already have built in openers to use such as how “you have been looking for a church”. These women will put out for you. You aren’t going to find any virgins waiting for marriage (with the exception of a few outliers with very unusual issues). The women there are better described as “sluts for Jesus”.
Absolutely. All you need to do, fellas, is to approach them calmly and confidently, look quickly down at your crotch, then directly into their eyes, and ask them: “Would you like to meet … Little Jesus”
Verily, I say unto you, it works every time.
I think this guy needs to actually go to church first before thinking that he can just score randomly.
Hahaha. I would totally sleep with a guy who used the little Jesus line on me.
And women aren’t as a dumb as he thinks. They are going to figure out pretty quick why he joined the church. Especially when he shows no interest in, you know, the actual church.
As a lifelong atheist, I’m kind of morbidly curious to know if this would really work or not.
Given that the Gamboiz are wrong about nearly everything, I’m guessing not.
Get this guy together with the Mormon dude from a few weeks ago, complaining about the ladies showing up to their Singles get togethers.
And Sarah- remember, the commonly held belief among a lot of these guys is that women don’t mature past adolescence. >.<. I feel dirty having typed that.
Hey Dave, I’m sure with a little effort you could’ve found a few comments on PUAs at synagogue’s or Mosque’s. Of course that would’ve made you either anti-semetic or Islamophobic. Thats bad.
Best stick with the leftist, MSM full endorsement of wholesale bashing of them bad ole Christians. YeeeHaw, can’t wait till we bring back the colluseum. Tossin them backward Christians to the lions sure does make for some good entertainment.
Nice pic BTW, really covers the whole gambit. Lotsa crosses, slut nun dressed in red smokin a cigarette after some steamy forbidden sex. Probably right there in the church. Qweet!
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@filetofswedishfish
The point is my dear, does Dave have the guts to show a picture of similar nature depicting a woman in a synagogue or Mosque? If not, you know you’ve been indoctrinated that the only faith it’s acceptable and endorsed to mock is Christianity.
Prove me wrong.
Footslave, why don’t you save some of your righteous indignation for the people who are encouraging their followers to exploit your religion to GET LAID?
@speedlines
Don’t change the subject.
Prove me wrong.
Hey. Slavie. I hate you.
You’re wrong. I know it, and I don’t feel the need to prove it. So there!
Also, that picture of the nun is totally hot. I’d make sacrilegious love to her.
Mr Slave, I’m sure if these guys were talking about ways to pick up women in a synagogue or mosque instead of, you know, a church, then he would.
Prove me wrong.
As someone who was raised Catholic, I fully feel it’s my right to mock Christianity. I mock all other religions also, but since the US is still 85% (last I heard) Christian, sure they’re the go-to when it comes to mocking, because duh. Making fun of the big guy vs. making fun of the little guy, obviously you go for the big guy, it makes it funnier.
P.S. The Catholic church still thinks you’re all heretics. My dad is still Catholic, so I know. He still can’t get his brain around an atheist daughter, especially after forcing me through 18 years of Catholic indoctrination.
@NWO I’ll let you in on a Feminist Secret: The point of David’s post was not to mock Christianity. I’m a Christian and I think the nun picture is funny. So…I don’t know. Do what you want with that. I’m aware that it’s probably dumb to engage with this d00d in all seriousness, but I kinda wanted to say that, just in case he really honestly thought that? Sorry yall if I’m encouraging trolls.
NWO: @speedlines
Don’t change the subject.
Prove me wrong.
Speedlines was on topic, you changed the subject.
One can’t “prove you wrong” because you reject all proof (hey… where are those papers on mtDNA and that one from the White House? You said they proved your point… care to publish them and… “Prove me wrong?”).
Tell you what… since you seem so familiar with the PUA fora, how about you link to one of those synagogue/mosque hunting tip pieces you are upset about Dave not mocking.
Prove us wrong.
I think Jdate covers the Jewish community according to this song by What I Like About Jew
Footslave, if you’d quit drooling over the hot nun picture for a minute and actually READ THE ARTICLE, you would see that the subject is people exploiting religion to get laid.
So I repeat, why not get angry at them, instead of shooting the messenger?
It’s such a comically obvious derail. There’s no way someone could in good faith think that this post was about mocking Christianity. This isn’t an objection to the post; this is the “hey, look over there!” of debate tactics.
Or rather non-debate tactics, because no one here wants to badmouth Christianity, and NWO doesn’t want to talk about how skeevy it is to treat churches like vagina farms, so it’s really just a method to ensure we spend the rest of the thread talking past each other.
NWO, unless you are prepared to tell us that the practice of Christianity includes church-hopping by angry men for the purpose of pursuing a pump-and-dump crusade (pun TOTALLY intended) against women, then I don’t see how any sane person can perceive David’s post as a mockery of Christianity. What IS an embarrassment to Christianity, in this Jew’s opinion, is the existence of Christians like this “Fifth Horseman” fella. Perhaps you should direct your complaints at him instead.
As for the picture of the nun, let’s first note that it’s not obscene by any stretch of the imagination. The nun is depicted as a classic “pin-up girl”, and inasmuch as pin-up girls represented a fantasy, so this picture too, is a satirical representation of “Fifth Horseman’s” fantasy. You know, satire? Probably not, since you despise education.
Is the guy in the OP for real? o_O Or is he just pretending, trying to lead the PUA/MRA ppl down the garden path, trying to see if he can get them to try to seduce girls in church? xD
Like me, trying to sekritly manipulate everybody here to belie–
oh wait… wasn’t supposed to say that out loud xD
Ah, yes, the right-wing debate tactic of framing the debate. It doesn’t matter what the original post was about; as soon as NWO throws down the gauntlet it immediately becomes about mocking Christianity, and prove me wrong if you think it’s not.
Jesus liked hookers so why does NWOaf think he is better then the Savior?
You know what really makes me sad about the post, on reflection?
It presupposes that none of these guys actually believe in any religion, and none of them get any non-sexual social or emotional or community joy from going to church. (No offense to atheists; what I’m bothered by is just the assumption that there’s no other reason to do an activity than to chase tail.)
Sunday morning = where else would you Game at that time?
Sunday morning, dude. Read a book. Go for a walk. Hang out with friends. (Go to church and actually pray?) Play videogames. Sleep in.
The scariest part of this post isn’t that these guys are exploiting religion for their Game; it’s that they seem to think it’s normal to have no life whatsoever except for Game.
For all of you who say, “don’t shoot the messenger” or say what I’m saying here over there. Well I have, even on the Spearhead. The Slave is hated and banned from many places.
None of you can admit that bashing Christians is acceptable. Everyone of you, even those of you who say you are Christians have no problem mocking your own faith. Thats how indoctrinated you are. You take delight in mocking your own faith. Theres no way any of you would dare mock any other faith with the veracity and joy you experience at mocking Christians, lest you be called a poltically incorrect name.
It’s no different that the wholesale acceptance of mocking men, especially white men. It’s accepted and endorsed by the MSM. Seems like a little of that “invisible privilege” is showing thru.
What do you call someone who revels in mocking one faith but doesn’t dare mock any other? You tell me?
You can’t prove a negative – or at least, it’s very hard to do it.
Proof would require going through every online PUA/Game blog, website or forum and digging up every single comment that even tangentially references religion and then indexing ALL of them, and comparing the ones mentioning Christianity to the ones mentioning Islam/Judaism.
Here’s a hint: Sexy nun imagery is pervasive in American culture because enough people went to Catholic school or know someone who did. Get enough hormonal, pubescent teenagers staring at nuns all day, and there will arise some pretty intense fantasies about nuns. In Britain, there are no Catholic schools, but there are private schools – and so the fantasies are about schoomistresses, not nuns.
Have you ever met a Jew NWOaf? They tend to be really really self-critical and dare I say, mocking?
Muslims-well the religion has the prohibition built right into it so it makes it hard to be mocking.