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Happy Father's Day!

I got it. Run!

This picture depicts the only proper feminist way to celebrate F-Day. One girl covers dad’s eyes while the other steals his present! Ha, ha! More for them! Less for him! Stupid man.

This post was guest-written by NWOslave.*

 

*Just kidding.

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Men's Rights Activist Lieuteant
Men's Rights Activist Lieuteant
13 years ago

I personally don’t think this post was made in bad faith. However, given the monstrous level of contempt for fathers in our society, it perhaps was in bad taste, unintentionally. Mothers are revered as goddesses, fathers as demons. I did not laugh.

speedlines
speedlines
13 years ago

So aMiRA, what’s your backstory? What terrible, terrible injustices have you suffered, that made you what you are today?

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

But we’re… revering fathers here!

I don’t know how we’re going to improve our image of fathers if we can’t say, you know, good things about fathers.

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

“Guys, this is a MRA β€œelder” for lack of a better term. Show the proper respect.”

Proof that not all who are old are wise, I guess. You’ll excuse me if I stay seated.

God, with all this mocking MRA nonsense, I nearly forgot to call my dad and wish him a happy Father’s Day! Not really, though. My dad’s the best.

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

Oh, and also, too: Not a guy. Thanks for noticing.

Samsara
Samsara
13 years ago

β€œGuys, this is a MRA β€œelder” for lack of a better term. Show the proper respect.”

I fail to understand this logic. You are visiting a pro-equality, pro-feminist blog, and you expect people who comment here to respect an individual whose arguments are based on prejudice and hatred because this β€œelder” has been practicing hatred for a long time???? Strong in the ways of reason are you.

Happy father’s day to all. I got my dad a really nice cowboy hat, and we had a nice long chat on the phone.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

Hello all! Just got back from a walk in the park with my family and dog, and a nice dinner. What wonderful things does this new thread have to offer?

“Was this post intended to make a mockery of the anger about the father that self immolated outside the family courts the other day?”

“Ngz, keep fighting the good fight. Guys, this is a MRA β€œelder” for lack of a better term. Show the proper respect.”

“I personally don’t think this post was made in bad faith. However, given the monstrous level of contempt for fathers in our society, it perhaps was in bad taste, unintentionally.”

Well fuck.

Everybody who went along with ngz’s monstrous, vile, despicable insinuation is equally vile and despicable. This post has absolutely no reference to the man’s death, apart from being about men. There is nothing you can read into it that you didn’t put there yourself. Ngz, you are using this man’s death for your own abominable purposes, to get a final dig at us, to try to put us on the defensive. It is the worst kind of slimey tactic that can only bring shame and loathing upon you and has absolutely no regard for the mans life that was lost. You are a fucking scumbag if you think that using this guy as a tool against us is even remotely morally justifiable.

katz
13 years ago

Go, Geoducks go,
Through the mud and the sand,
let’s go.
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.

You can hear the diggers say
As they’re headed for the bay
“Oh, I’ve gotta dig a duck,
Gotta dig a duck a day,
‘Cos I get a buck a duck
If I dig a duck a day,
So I gotta dig a duck,
gotta dig a duck a day!”

Dig a duck, dig a duck, dig a geoduck,
Dig a duck, dig a geoduck, dig a duck a day!

Oh, it takes a lot of luck,
And a certain kind of pluck,
Just to get around the muck,
Just to get a geoduck,
‘Cos it hasn’t got a front
And it hasn’t got a back
And it doesn’t know Donald
And it doesn’t go quack!

Dig a duck, dig a duck, dig a geoduck,
Dig a duck, dig a geoduck, dig a duck a day!

-Song I learned in elementary school

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

EOGHAN! I might have known! Man, that guy is more irritatingly persistent than a case of genital herpes.

Meaning no disrespect to those who actually have herpes.

redlocker
redlocker
13 years ago

Herpes: Hey, don’t insult us like that, Captain Bathrobe! Besides, give it a rest, it’s father’s day.

OHSHIII
OHSHIII
13 years ago

My dad and I are not close at the moment, but he came over and helped me with a landscaping project I’m doing for my mom. We talked and we got caught up on what each of us is up to, and I made him a caramel-fudge cake from scratch. Money is very short this year, so I’m afraid there weren’t any presents. all said, it was still a pretty good Father’s Day.

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

Cap’n: I made that exact comparison 11 minutes later, on a different thread. That settles it. Eoghan = butt herpes.

(Sorry, redlocker. Fact’s a fact.)

Ami should make an Eoghan card.

Molly Ren
13 years ago

*lines up with Holly to pet the friendly troll* πŸ˜€

I certainly *AM* offended, CB! My herpes has standards. πŸ˜›

OHSHIII
OHSHIII
13 years ago

??! Oh hell. Now I have to go and see what happened in the wordpress blog I had open in the other window.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

Bee:

I can come up with a priliminary one.

Eoghan: 2BB
Creature: 1/1
Ability: Eternal: When Eoghan is killed in combat, return Eoghan from the graveyard to the field, and write in a new name.

“I’ll be back.”

redlocker
redlocker
13 years ago

@Bee: Hahaha,no worries, I know. πŸ™‚

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Eoghan, Troll of Many Names 3RBG

Legendary Creature – Men’s Rights Activist Knight

All non-attacking non-wall MRAs in play gain Flanking and First Strike while Eoghan, Troll of Many Names is in play.

When Eoghan, Troll of Many Names, is placed into any graveyard from play, return Eoghan, Troll of Many Names, to your hand. Shuffle your hand and reveal a card randomly. If that card is Eoghan, Troll of Many Names, remove it from the game. Otherwise, put him into play as if just summoned.

3/3

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

YAY! I love the cards! Thanks, kirbywarp and Ami!

Redlocker: It’s hard to detect/convey sarcasm/humor on the interwebs sometimes … I’m glad that I wasn’t out of line!

Sarah
Sarah
13 years ago

I got my dad a 6 pack of nice beer and then we got dinner and ice cream together and chatted and it was nice. I love him very much, even if he sometimes drives me nuts. <3 <3

How did this thread even become what it is? I don't even understand. I also love how we have normal level trolls, and meta level trolls. It's very amusing to me.

And *my* herpes are far better mannered then Eoghan/ngz.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Ami Angelwings, Angelic Warrior 3WWW

Legendary Creature – Angel Feminist

Protection from Black
Protection from Red
Flying, Vigilance

6/6

Ami Angelwings, Rodeo Cat 1RG

Legendary Creature – Feminist Cat

G: Regenerate Ami Angelwings, Rodeo Cat
R: Redirect all damage dealt to all players and creatures to Ami Angelwings, Rodeo Cat

1/2

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

In happy news: I just made a bed for my dad in the spare room! We call and email all the time, but because he lives in Germany and I live in the US, I haven’t seen him in more than a year. I’m so excited that I’m going to spend time with my dad in the city where we lived together when I was a little kid, and I’m excited/nervous about introducing him to my boyfriend–they’re both huge tech nerds and I sincerely hope they nerd out together.

My dad is the man who gave me my sense of humor, who encouraged me to be curious about the world I live in–always ask questions, always look it up, always take it apart–and who told me, every time that I made him proud and every time that I screwed up, “No matter what, I will always love you and always be there for you.”

I love my dad.

Xtra
13 years ago

Right captain bathrobe

That was definitely a dig at fathers that have had their lives destroyed by abusive partners and lost their kids through the family courts.

Typical of the mean spirited bigotry at manboobz
NGZ.

Feminist Yoda sez: Strong with this one the troll is.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

My profoundest apologies to everyone who has herpes and their respective sores for comparing those selfsame sores to Eoghan. I recognize that, unlike Eoghan, anal herpes is not always a pain in the ass. I deeply regret making the comparison.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant GB

Legendary Creature – Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant

If your opponent controls any creatures with power or toughness 4 or greater, Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant cannot attack or block.

4/4