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Today, Boston! Tomorrow, Toronto!

Just a reminder:  the joint Pervocracy-Man Boobz Boston meetup is happening TODAY (Friday the 17th) at 6:00 PM at the Prudential Center food court.

The Man Boobz Toronto meetup is happening TOMORROW (Saturday the 18th) at 3 PM at the College Park Food Court.

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Holly Pervocracy
9 years ago

Also, it is entirely true that I did not spit on Kirby, because I’d either be spitting at about belly level, or I’d take a substantial risk it would fall back in my face.

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

Did he spit on you? xD Or.. what’s the equivalent of tall male on short female snubbing?

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

Amazingly I managed to go the whole day w/o denigrating Kristen and Brett cuz I was taller than them xD I have to admit, it was RLY HARD XD

Men's Rights Activist Lieuteant
Men's Rights Activist Lieuteant
9 years ago

Was I mentioned in either of the meetups?

KristinMH
9 years ago

Timeline of the Toronto Manboobz meet-up:

3 PM: Drop off by our respective chauffeurs, who we send home with our bags and bags of shopping.
3:05 PM: Recognize fellow Boobz by secret handshake.
3:10 PM: Pedicures!
4:10 PM: Sperm-stealing.
4:11 PM: Rode in elevators, wantonly spurning all advances.
4:30 PM: Bad boy cock carousel time!
5:00 PM: Pedicure no. 2!
6:00 PM: Receive massive payout from fymynyst overlords/Rothchilds.
6:01 PM: Blow entire payout on blood diamonds mined by oppressed white men in Africa.
6:02 PM: Cocktails!
7:00 PM: Go on dates with desperate betas, make them pay for everything, then refuse sex.
10:00 PM: Reconvene with fellow Boobz to make fun of said betas and make plans for further fymynyst conspiracies. Since we’ve already taken over the earth, we decide on Mars next.
11:00 PM: Sleepover!
4:00 AM: I wake up to find Brett has drawn penises on my face with a Sharpie and Ami has braided my hair rather nicely.
10:00 AM: Brunch!
1:00 PM: Shopping!
3:00 PM: Start over!

So you see we really had no time to discuss you at all. XD

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

@Ami:

Daww, that could be fun! It’d be nice to date a girl that isn’t over a foot shorter than me for a change. Also? Trident. Definitely a trident.

@KristinMH:

^___^ So much awesomeness in one day! Another one for the comments hall of fame! Though, sperm-stealing only took a minute?

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

@KristinMH You forgot crying in the middle of the road, so that men will run out and tune-up our (pussy pass bought) Maserati, and also give us free food! :3 (also that was awesomely hilarious <3 You win everything xD )

@Kirby all feminists get training in sperm stealing before we're allowed to go out into the field xD

KristinMH
9 years ago

@Kirby, it was more “sperm pickpocketing” so of course it didn’t take very long, ;p

@Ami, how can I forget? THAT was what we did at 6:02. Cocktails were at 6:03! Silly me.

What can I say, I’m on a roll. XD

Men's Rights Activist Lieuteant
Men's Rights Activist Lieuteant
9 years ago

IF I WAS BEING BADMOUTHED I’LL FUCKING FLIP OUT.

FUCK THAT.

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

I think he’s trying to trick us into revealing those 4 hours we spent talking alllllll about him xD

Spearhafoc
9 years ago

IF I WAS BEING BADMOUTHED I’LL FUCKING FLIP OUT.

FUCK THAT.

Not only were you being badmouthed, they were pronouncing your name the faggy Canadian way.

“Lef-tenant”, indeed!

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

MRAL:

As I recall I mentioned you a couple times during the meetup, but both times it was just more of what everyone says to you on the thread. *shrug*

>.>

yes.. we were badmouthing you. >:)

Holly Pervocracy
9 years ago

MRAL – I took notes at the meetup! Here’s some of them:

“Jello stained glass window”
“Pegging Superman with a Kryptonite strap-on”
“Hamster bottles for people”
“IUD that is also an IED”
“Caterpenis evolves into Cockoon”
“Ways [a friend of mine] has set people on fire”

If you notice a common thread in there, it’s “NOT YOU.”

Also… shit, you get badmouthed every day in the comments of this blog, and while I’m not recommending that you “FUCKING FLIP OUT” (what exactly would this consist of? you’re already screaming swear words), I’m not sure why this would be any different.

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

@Holly what he WANTS is to know we DID talk about him the whole time. xD so he can be angry while also knowing he’s that important to us… I think he rly wants to know that somebody is thinking of him :

Holly Pervocracy
9 years ago

And to be honest, we did talk about you a couple times.

We talked about how we’d want to meet you and try to be nice to you if it weren’t for your violent tendencies, how we feel you have more hope and seem more human to us than any other MRA. It’s not worth the risk to extend an olive branch to someone who might “FUCKING FLIP OUT,” but we do feel more empathy for you than for any of the other trolls around here.

KristinMH
9 years ago

Spear, Ami, sshhh! He’s on to us!

Mr. Al, I started feeling sorry for you on the age of consent thread, but sheesh. I know you’re only 20 years old, but you are not the centre of the universe. Calm the fuck down.