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Meet the Meat Market Makers

Buy! Sell! Neg!

Uh oh! Trouble in mansophere paradise! Over on MGTOWforums, the “ghost” calling himself MrLahey is throwing down the gauntlet to all the pickup artists out there who dare to consider themselves allies of MGTOWers. Apparently PUAs are violating the terms of the Cock Blockade; by screwing women, they are evidently screwing over their brethren.  MrLahey, who apparently once took an Economics class, explains:

Ghosts are driven to celibacy due to current market conditions, voluntarily or not, it is done in this particular context of risk aversion. I dare say any ghost would prefer, all else the same, to be sexually active, and wishes the risk-reward was different so he could participate in the meat market.

The conditions that make a man ghost are legal, practical and moral. Too risky, too high a price, too time consuming. … Now those conditions that make a man ghost do not exist in a vacuum, but are created by the sum of interactions of the meat market players, right ? The sexually active are the traders and the market makers of pussy, ensuring market liquidity.

Yes, he did just use the phrase “market makers of pussy.” And evidently not as a joke. He continues on with this metaphor:

So when the ghost leaves the market, the ones left to play it, and thus able to sustain or modify the conditions of the trade are the men left in the field : manginas, white knights, puas and mgtow. …

The reason I believe women get away with exorbitant prices (associated risks) for pussy is the existing demand, which sustains the price and favors similar conditions for each subsequent iteration of the trade. …  I fail to understand how catering to a woman’s skewed entitlement and grandiose sense of self-worth (telling her lies, buying her things for sex, investing more time in entertaining her than in actual sex … etc) can ever be helpful or instrumental to bring the market price (risks and costs) of pussy down.

The rattling sound you hear is Adam Smith’s skeleton rolling in its grave.

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ScrappyB
ScrappyB
10 years ago

I had no idea there was some kind of economic study of the cost of people having sex. I guess to some men, the only reason to spend time or money on a woman is to get into her pants. Then they wonder why they can’t get a date.

mediumdave
mediumdave
10 years ago

It couldn’t possibly be that the problem is the “ghost’s” coldly transactional view of sex, nope.

akestra
akestra
10 years ago

“investing more time in entertaining her than in actual sex … etc”

Jesus H Christ dude, just hire a sex-worker already, since you are clearly not interested in women for anything that doesn’t reside between their legs. The “meat market” has already provided, sir.

Doctress Julia
10 years ago

…snort…

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! XDXDXDXDXD

dragonfirelance
10 years ago

Been lurking about six months, so I figure I finally weigh in. After spending a day or two, sorting through the MRA/PUA/MGTOW cesspool on the internet. I mean blinding hating half of the population, and unlike radical feminist, when your on the side of power. I couldn’t get my head around it. But in addition to the hatred of the slightest loss of control, the biggest reason for the whole mess and how you end up as one of them. Another significant problem is the refusal to realize women are people instead of commodities, and you end with this. An extremely oversimplification of both economics and sociology to the point of utter falsehood, in order to fit your paranoid worldview.

As for the fight between the PUA (in name only) vs. MGTOW, the “war” is even funniest on their sities, unlike republicans, I find it easier to laugh at their stupidity because they have no real power and can’t actually enact their vision. I mean both groups have no idea how interactions work, so “game” is really just obvious information like be confident, stand out, and in the case of Roissy and the MRA form of game, don’t show that you hate women to their face. So it’s an argument about a gross misinterpretation of human social interaction between people who are attracted to each other and a flaming tradewreck.

PS Lastly, as a 5’2 21 year old male virigin yeah many of this threads make we want to fall to my knees and thank the FSM for having the perspective not to become a bitter asshole with no sense of perspective who refuses on own the choices of their life, but I think it’s the fact that I’m also black so I know what it’s like to be part of a real underclass vs. something that sucks but is basicially an annoyance which means I don’t get as many chances with women I as would like.

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

Wow. I’ve said it before, but barring illegality, I will never understand why these guys just don’t get prostitutes. They already view sex as coldly transactional, as mediumdave said, so put up or shut up. Guess they’re just too cheap all around.

Arielle
Arielle
10 years ago

Nice to know I’m essentially an object in a market with a price tag.

This shows just how out-of-touch some MRAs are with not only women, but humanity and the world as a whole.

Djinna
Djinna
10 years ago

If the bar for maximum investment is set at “spend same amount of time in each other’s company not having sex as having sex,” (as that’s what I consider to be being “entertained” by a guy, enjoying each other’s company) then I don’t think even prostitution will cut it. By the time they’re done “entertaining” her by saying, “why yes, I do want to party, get in my car and we’ll drive around the corner to where it’s dark so you can service me” and then driving around said corner, by the time it’s over and done with, they’re out at least 3:1 on the time issue.

Sarah
Sarah
10 years ago

I’m totally imagining these guys dressed in sheets with little eye wholes cut out hitting on girls in clubs. MAYBE THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T GET LAID!

Jeanette
Jeanette
10 years ago

Do they realize how hilarious this looks?! How are they so out of touch…

Bee
Bee
10 years ago

If nothing else, this line of thought is making me totally appreciate my boyfriend*, who is some kind of mangina or something, for thinking of women as actual people. Hell, he has actual women as friends. Who he talks to. Way to be human, Bee-babe.

*Even moreso than I already did.

Also, is this “strike” supposed to spur women into some kind of desperate action? I’m imagining groups of ladies taking to the streets screaming, Where did all the angry douchebags go??? I’m so sick of dating guys who LIKE women!!!

C.C. Fuss
C.C. Fuss
10 years ago

I’m rather amused by the idea that if enough men would just stop trying to get sex with women, this would

bring the market price (risks and costs) of pussy down

and women would then agree to have sex with men even though the men had put in much less effort to get it! They might even stop demanding that the man treat them like a human being! And that the man not be a misogynistic asshole who treats sex like an economic transaction in which the man tries to buy access to ‘pussy’!

Going with the ‘economic transaction’ model, however, I’ll just mention the Australian grape glut a few years back. Many growers couldn’t get a price for their grapes which was worth the cost of the labour of picking them. So acres and acres of vineyards were left unharvested, with the grapes just drying up and falling off the vines. Sometimes, if the price drops too low, it’s no longer worth the effort of trying to sell your product.

Since these guys seem to believe that women don’t enjoy sex, and just trade access to their vaginas for nice stuff, one wonders why they think women would still ‘put their products on the market’, so to speak, if noone will pay a price that’s worth it to them.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

If the idea is to just get laid, the price of sex is not that high really-maybe some time finding a woman who really truly only wants you around for the time it takes you to orgasm and then wants you to go away.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

Of course these guys tend to have these standards that do limit the number of women they can date:

Blonde, blue eyed, never over the age of 19, twenty pounds under normal weight, great in bed but a virgin, brilliant at everything that is not the man’s field of interest, able to give head and make a sammich at the same time…I mean impossible standards that means yes, the woman will not have to be willing to settle for the guy who treats her like crap.

Victoria von Syrus
Victoria von Syrus
10 years ago

I think this offers some insight into the way MRAs deal with the world in general. They want very precise, specific rules about how everything works. They don’t like having to deal with emotion or feelings, because those are ‘girly’ and emasculating (I think this is partly why they resent ‘manginas’ so much – a dude who can openly talk about his feelings without his balls falling off). They don’t like the vulnerability that comes with romance and dating, and so they want to pretend it’s simply transactional – after giving up X amount of time paying attention to a woman, she’ll come forward with Y pussy.

They can’t imagine spending time with a woman because you like her company, or that women might also be interested in sex and have their own standards that have nothing to do with the stupid Greek system they like so much.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

So.. this is seriously their argument? “All right, everybody, stop having all that sex. Then girls might be desperate enough to have sex with me!” Either that or, “Well, if ALL guys were assholes like us, then maybe girls will get used to it and have sex with us anyway! All you men buying flowers and being romantic, it’s just raising women’s expectations!”

Gah! Its just… Mind boggling how rediculous this gets. It’s like they think every woman everywhere spends every day trying to find a nice man to buy her food and clothing and luxuries, and all she has to do in return is offer up her genitals. Way to be in touch (or not… -_-) with the world, guys…

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

For some reason Kirby I am reminded of the scene in Erin Brockovich where Ms Brockovich comes back with something needed from the residents of the little town and the lawyers look down at her so she sarcastically states “yes, I did ### sexual acts to get this. I am kind of tired.”

Victoria von Syrus
Victoria von Syrus
10 years ago

I’m totally imagining these guys dressed in sheets with little eye wholes cut out hitting on girls in clubs. MAYBE THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T GET LAID!

I suspect that tactic only works at very specific clubs which you can only find in the American Deep South….

thefemalespectator
10 years ago

Um, if he’s a ghost can I give him a noogie with my invisible hand?

thefemalespectator
10 years ago

Also, I am totally waiting for Ozy to make my day by saying something about Lysistrata. Ozy, where are you?!? We need you!

ozymandias
10 years ago

I was going to say something about how I would have been perfectly happy, as a teenager, to engage in no-lying no-gifts no-time-together no-strings sex, as long as I could have been assured of not being beaten, murdered, forced to have sex without a condom or having really bad orgasmless sex because dude doesn’t know where my clit is.

But Lysistrata works too. Lysistrata! Lysistrata! Lysistrata! Feminism caused the fall of Greece!

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

As usual David cherry picks one very small example of the Men’s RIghts Movement while ignoring all the other moderate MRAs out there. This ghost is clearly just letting out his anger built up by years of abuse and emotional violence at the hands of feminists, and you’re taking his (out of context, I might add) cathartic vitriol as, of course, indicative of all men because that’s what the intellectually damaged people here at Manboobz do. However, if you take out his angry rhetoric, you will see a kernel of truth. Women have for centuries controlled men through an economy based upon the availability of sex, and since women control sex, they control this social economy. When this economy is threatened, women historically have found ways to reinforce it and keep the status quo. Just look at what’s going on in Canada where the feminists are fighting to keep sex work illegal because they know that if men can actually treat sex as a fair transaction (one where money is exchanged for a service, rather than where your future children, financial stability and individuality is exchanged) , then the power that women have and feminists have over our society will be severely weakened, if not damaged irreparably. Being able to control the sexual desires, the sexual agency and the reproductive has always been important to women’s control over men. As men slowly gain control over a society that hates them, through hard work by good men like those non-extremists in the MRM that you so blithely ignore, feminist society has always found ways to fight back. Keeping men from being able to just pay for sex as a one-time transaction, allowing women to destroy the genetic product and work of a man, and convincing males of the beta persuasion that they’re homosexuals are all ways that women have used to keep men off balance and control their sexuality and natural male desires. But the end is near, as the case in Canada proves, and the feminists know it. This is why sites like these exist, to bolster the morale of the feminist sheeple and convince the indoctrinated men who know that there must be a better way that the MRM is full of extremists and they must return to their abusive relationship with feminists in order to be safe. It is classic abuse dynamics, and it’s ironic that feminism preaches against this when they so expertly use it to their means. But as I said, Rome is about to fall. The visigoths are coming over the seventh hill, and sites like Manboobz are fiddling while your feminist paradise burns. I hope it was a nice song.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

O_O

*reads some previous posts*

XD

I kinda love how this guy probably thinks that “going ghost” will leave a huge emptiness in the pit of women’s vaginas, and they’ll start begging him to come back. Only they won’t because of all those lousy PUAs are picking up his slack. Or summat. I mean, there are over 6 billion people in this world, even if a couple thousand decided to go do their own thing it wouldn’t make the slightest bit of difference… Unless they were all from the same area I suppose, but if there were thousands of ghosts in the same community, I for one would think twice about staying there.

AbsintheDexterous
10 years ago

I suppose I should not be amazed at this kind of stuff, but I am. Sex sounds so…unfun. Totally like “Put Tab B into Slot A” kind of unfun, so completely transactional that putting together Ikea furniture is more rewarding and fun than sex.

Of course, if this person has never had sex with an actual woman, I can see where he’d think of it as transactional. After all, sex with a woman isn’t any different than masturbating with a dick sleeve, right? So why should a woman get flowers and dinner when my dick sleeve doesn’t demand it? Don’t give in! You don’t want to get mixed up with The Pussy Cartel!

Leroy Brown
Leroy Brown
10 years ago

LOL, “ensuring liquidity” in the “pussy market.” Doin’ it wrong, boys, nothing dries up the pussy market like treating women as vagina vending machines.

Bemused at the negative correlation between logic and legibility affected by Ami/aMiRA. You’re waaay too good at this game.

thefemalespectator
10 years ago

The problem, ghost-who-has-hacked-Ami’s-acount, is that women have never controlled the sexual market. Never. As long as you want to ignore the historical imbalance of power you won’t understand why feminism is necessary for both men and women.

Kave
Kave
10 years ago

Thank you David (and all of you especially Ami)

I’ve been following MRA’s for 10 years or so and there is one constant.

They cannot get laid. In a nutshell for all their complaining this is what it comes down to. Men who lack the social skills to attract women. They are the guy who cannot maintain eye contact, who stutters, the guy who cannot leave his mom’s basement to interact with others. Completely socially inept all that is left is for them to find a reason to blame someone else for their own LAMENESS.

News flash mral and nwo and the rest of you… you have no one to blame but yourself for your pathetic lives..

And yes your life will always be pathetic by anyones standards. Even if you do manage to eke out a living and move out of mom’s house eventually you won’t be able to work and there will be no one to take care of you. No one will care.

When you get old enough that a slight dementia starts to happen if your lucky enough to be in a nursing home your contempt for women will show to your caregivers, who 9 times out of 10 will be women. There are a lot of great people working in nursing homes but karma can be a bitch. You will not live out your end years in anyway that could be considered to be fortunate.

Sarah
Sarah
10 years ago

The thing that gets me about this whole “Sexuality as a Market System” trope, is that so many people seem to buy into, even though it’s ridiculous and hurtful! Like, this woman, Susan Walsh, basically writes a whole blog, called Hooking Up Smart, devoted to it from a women’s prospective. She makes the argument that we all should have less sex so that we can charge more for it and snag better men. And she actually refers to damaged goods! She drives me absolutely batty, but I can’t stop reading her blog. XD

I want to start a blog called “Refuting Susan Walsh.”

She’s a great example of a boob that’s actually a woman, David! Maybe it’s time to have some diversity in your postings.

min0u
min0u
10 years ago

…I’m kind of in love with troll Ami.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

Wait, Ami’s been hacked? Alright, this just got personal. *dons white knight armor*

I don’t know who you are, aMiRA, but what kind of sick asshat hacks other people’s accounts to post anonymously? Its about as bad as your logic on, oh say, everything else. Oh yes, point by point refutation, douche. This Gish Gallop is ON!

1. Cherry pick? What exactly is a moderate MRA, and where do they hang out? Because David searches high and low for some form of humane post by an MRA, and this bull is all he finds. Seriously. And every comment has, like, a million upvotes. Who’s cherry picking now?

2. He’s a GHOST, aMiRA. He doesn’t talk to women, that’s the point! How could he possibly complain about being mistreated by people he never interacts with? He probably was shipped off to an all male enclave as a child to protect him from all those evyl wymynz, and only pretends to vent about things he’s only ever seen on the internet.

3. I am not controlled by sex. No one here is controlled by sex. Sex is a very very very very very tiny part of life’s experiences. Erm… hang on, its not… its not THAT tiny. Sex is a decent, above average part of life! Seriously, its not tiny. Shut up.

4. I don’t know where this Canada you talk about is, and honestly? Base on how wrong you are about everything else, Canada probably doesn’t even exist. Seriously, I looked on a map, and I coudn’t find a Canada anywhere in Europe.

5. Women do not control men, if anything men have been controlling female sexuality for millenia! Just look at the porn industry! Women being wrapped up, vacuum sealed, shipped off and consumed by pock-marked teens who barely know what a woman actually looks like. Women want sex as much as men! But women don’t want sex, because its disempowering.

I think 5 is a nice number to stop on. If you don’t start crying and run off like the little opressed wuss that you are, maybe I’ll continue. Face it aMiRA, you are so full of it you’d be able to solve world hunger.

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

What the fuck is this XD shit. It upsets and frightens me.

It’s hilarious that you idiots actually believe that sex is not market system, and it doesn’t drive our society.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2011/03/09/17547001.html

“We have to be aware that there are sex consumers who fuel the demand,” says Kate Quinn, executive director of the Prostitute Awareness and Action Foundation of Edmonton (PAAFE).

Even one of your feminist leaders agrees that sexuality is a market system.

“We have to realize that it’s the demand side that we have to tackle, and educate men that there are healthier ways to deal with their sexuality than to consume people,” says Quinn.

Of course this is what feminists want. You admit the natural state of human society and evolution but because it doesn’t fit with your narrow ideology, it has to be changed. And of course the fault is men, and apparently they don’t have sex. Only women have sex. Men “consume people”. This is pure misandry. But I bet I won’t see a single one of you feminists say a word about this. Men are evil, male sexuality is “unhealthy” and they need “healthier ways to deal with their sexuality” then have sex. Typical hate-filled misandrist feminist bullshit.

speedlines
speedlines
10 years ago

Ami, are you taking requests? ‘Cause if you are, do David! K! Meller! Next!

sarahejones
10 years ago

If my pussy is so valuable then why can’t I afford to go to grad school?

Never mind. I’m trying to make sense out of that bullshit. Not going to work, brain, not going to work.

Sarah
Sarah
10 years ago

“you are so full of it you’d be able to solve world hunger.”

I literally lol’d. XD

Men's Rights Activist Lance Corporal

Only a dumb girl would try to parody troll without making up a new nym.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

@aMiRA:

Did you even read the article? At all? I’ll bet you just made up those quotes, then had someone else read a news article to make sure they matched. Typical MRAs, so lazy they can’t even be bothered to cite relevant sources. Also? Everyone knows that cnews.canoe.ca is a classic Holocaust Denial website, so good luck trying to find ANYTHING truthful there.

By the way? Men don’t “consume” people. You are the only one in the entire world who has ever said that. In fact, men don’t consume women, and that’s one of the biggest problems with cis-hetero sex today! What, too lazy to go down on your lady for a change? Please, all you want is to get your rocks off before picking up the next floozey. Well you know what? Those floozies have feelings too!

While I do understand your latter points, about men being evil and so forth, you still need to provide evidence for your claims.

Men's Rights Activist Lance Corporal

Typical feminist Kirby trying to Godwin the thread by bringing up the Holocaust. As soon as anyone points out the hypocrisy of the feminists suddenly they’re just like the Nazis!

No soup for you!

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

@Men’s Rights Activist Modern Major Lance Corporal, ESQ:

“Typical” Right, you see this ALL over the place.. Uh huh.
“feminist” Woo hoo, you got one right for a change!
“Kirby” Name Kirbywarp, ass.
“trying” Do or do not, there is no try.
“to” Oooh, scary, MRAMMLCE can use prepositions now!

I think that’s about enough to prove you wrong. Checkmate, dude.

Men's Rights Activist Lance Corporal

You’re stupid, and you stink, and your butt stinks, and you’re a stupid poopyhead, and nobody likes you! And stop making fun of my eye!

Leroy Brown
Leroy Brown
10 years ago

[kirbyquote] This Gish Gallop is ON! [/kirbyquote]

I just think that deserves to be in the thread another time.

I think aMiRA must actually be a group of students studying our reactions as a class project. Real MRAs would have at least one instance of “man = bad, woman = good” or mention of the “Roman” alpha/beta/omega system by now.

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

Indeed! I do not take requests! I am neither puppet nor pawn to any woman much less a feminist bent on the further socialization of the USSA! As I have articulated in the past, feminism is responsible for many of the ills that currently befall and mystify our society, and this sexual economy is yet another pernicious symptom of our feminist run society! Do not be naive and deny the plain truth that men and women have different natures that require differing base needs and wants to satiate! Do not be blinded by the lies and deceit propagated by feminism under the guise of equality! In the past, men desired women, and women desired men’s ability to provide and protect her! This was what made the United States of America the bastion of economic, technological and philosophical giant that it was pre-World War II! But because of the rise of that pestilent and insidious offshoot of Marxism that is feminism, and the push by it’s devoted and insistent believers to ignore sexual and racial differences, we have the financial, social and military devastation that is the USSA! And yet you bleat on in foolish ignorance! You ignore the base needs of men and the proper natural role for women!

I have a challenge for you! You believe that the sexual economy is a lie! And that limiting men’s sexual agency and women’s natural desire for protection and resource stability has not been a factor in the shackles that restrain the USSA! If that is so, then you have nothing to lose in joining those of us who believe otherwise! You have nothing to lose if we remove the legislation and indoctrination that prevents men and women from being free to interact without feminist social construction! If you are correct then society will continue to function as it is! You will have lost nothing! If, however, I am correct, we will be happier and stronger than ever in the past! The United States of America, the greatest country that history has ever known will be once more a beacon of hope and prosperity in the world, with its men, industrious, creative, invincible! And their women, truly happy and supportive, raising a generation that will strive further and reach higher than any before it! Do you accept this challenge? You have nothing to lose! If you truly believe you are correct, you will not shirk from my proposition! Come! Prove the mettle of your so cherished beliefs! Accept this challenge! Until then, I leave you just with my words to digest!

PEACE AND FREEDOM!!!

Ami A. Angelwings

Men's Rights Activist Lance Corporal

I don’t entirely agree with Ami A. Angelwings, but I can understand how living under the iron heel of the feminocracy has turned Ami into a bitter extremist. It’s all feminism’s fault.

amandajane5
amandajane5
10 years ago

Jeebus H. Fucking Christ on a cracker. Seriously dude? You hacked Ami and left several more of your unresearched-unreadable screeds? And then signed it with your well known, completely un-true sign-off?

I mean, for serious. I have had lots of sex. I enjoy it, and it’s been almost entirely with dudes. I have never done that because of flowers or dinner. In fact, I generally haven’t been taken out to dinner until after I started sleeping with someone. But I take them out to dinner too, so…

amandajane5
amandajane5
10 years ago

Also, try paragraphs, emoticons, and txtspeech and none of this gorram PEACE AND FREEDOM bullshit. I would like peace, as in not having my government fight unnecessary wars, and also freedom to do things like make my own choices about my reproductive health. I’m going to take a huge leap here, though, and guess that you don’t agree.

Asshole.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

@MRALC

“You’re stupid, and you stink, and your butt stinks, and you’re a stupid poopyhead, and nobody likes you! And stop making fun of my eye!”

Truly you are a bastion of intellectualism and rationality. How could I hope to compete against so worthy a foe?

@aMiRA

Well, on the one hand, you’ve linked to a source, which is a great start. On the other hand, that source is yourself, so we’re back to square one. Men and women do have biological differences, and there may be other differences as well, but we just don’t know what is attributable to gender and what is to culture. To say that women just want men to kill small animals for food and men just want sex is taking “what has been” and concluding with “what should.” We don’t live in caves anymore, aMiRA, we can live in an equal society without being burdened by gender roles. Saying otherwise is just taking us back to the stone ages, long before that “bastion of econom[y], technolog[y] and philosoph[y]” that you say was pre-WWII.

Honestly, I don’t know why you and DKM obsess over WWII so much. Have you ever heard of the Red Scare? The cold war? When Marxism and Communism became dirty words? That was post-WWII! To be considered a communist was to be practically given a death sentence! Hardly the USSA you speak of.

Also, great tactic: “You guys disagree with me, right? Then join me!” But you are still wrong. Even though society has progressed since (and because of) the feminist movement, there is still bigotry and misogyny out there, which David has continued to show with this blog. Breaking down “feminist social construction (whatever that is) would only allow that bigotry to thrive unchecked. Perhaps in the future, when women aren’t opressed, and men like you aren’t saying “golly gee, what a fine time it was when a man could give his wife a smack if she gave him any lip,” I’ll take you up on your offer. For now, I and others are going to continue fighting the good fight.

Men's Rights Activist Lance Corporal

There you go, amandajane5, being an awful female person just like all the others! You deliberately sleep with other dudes and never with me because of heightism. Just because I’m a hunchbacked dwarf with a cast in one eye you spit on me every day, and twice on Sundays.

Go to hell!

Brett K
10 years ago

Okay… what? Where’s the real Ami? How is there anyone in the world stupid enough to believe that sex is a goddamn marketplace? What is going on?

Brett K
10 years ago

And Men’s Rights Activist Lance Corporal, official feminist policy is actually to spit on men THREE times on Sundays. Provided they’re under 5’8.725, of course.

Sarah
Sarah
10 years ago

As soon as they hit 5’8.726, though, we give ’em blow jobs.

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