Sometimes, you just have to post cat videos. This is one of those times. The theme today: Cats making adorable noises! Please discuss which of these cats is the most adorable. Or any other topic you wish. Open thread! Kitty videos! Two great tastes that taste great together.
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One of my favourite kitteh videos – ‘cos everyone who is owned by a cat can identify…
Answer: E, my kitty:
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Hopefully the video embedding works, if it doesn’t, David, can you remove it?
Here’s the plain old link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/47990454@N06/5034007766/in/set-72157624881560678
You people and your cats!
You people and your animals other than guinea pigs!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlbx3Kc-ohU&w=425&h=349%5D
I’m sorry, but hedgies are far cuter – I hope to own one someday.
Also, if you need to die laughing for a few minutes, I recommend this video. Unless vegetable death disturbs you. Then I recommend Oedipus with a vegetable cast. It’s awesome.
Oh, wait, duh, Oedipus would have veggie death as well. If it disturbs you, I guess you’re out of luck. 🙂
I blame it on the shoulder pain. I hate it when my shoulder suddenly decides that it hurts.
Carswell
That’s funny as all heck!
I’m not feeling at all well due to a few nights in a row of terrible sleep. This sucks.
Also, I somehow managed to get one of them date thingies for Friday. Quick, somebody teach me how to act like a normal human being!
@spearhafoc just dun b teh assh0le n l0ser u normally r
idiot
@absin ur name is 2 long ur shulder h8s u 2
u r a l0ser just like kave
@carswell dat wuz stoopid DBZ is cooler than dat who drew dat ur mom
oh teh grammer nazi is here go click ur boots nazi dun u hav sum ppl 2 kill nazi
@ Spearhafoc
Acting like you know what you’re doing on a date:
1. Hygene: Brush and mouthwash before you leave the house. Use a nice but neutral scent, if you are so inclined. (It’s sensual and stimulating to smell plesant things.) Don’t forget to wear clean underwear. 🙂
2. A brief shake or hug is all the physical contact that is necessary for a greeting on a first date. Smile a lot, if you’re enjoying yourself.
3. Ask questions, but nothing that could be potentially embarrasing or too personal. If you aren’t sure, preface the question by saying something like, “I’m really curious, but feel free not to answer if you think this is a forward question…” Personal ambitions and favorite activities are a good start. Follow up questions show you’re paying attention and are eager to converse.
4. Eye contact. Look her/him in the eye and smile every few minutes; otherwise, try to mimic the other person’s cues as to how much eye contact is expected. (Unless you’re at an event in which you aren’t supposed to be facing one another. In which case, don’t.) If they aren’t meeting your eyes, they may not be feeling comfortable with you. Don’t feel insulted, but leave further contact up to them.
5. Wear comfortable shoes. Just in case you want to walk around after dinner/movie/whatever and continue talking. Feel free to suggest prolonging the evening if you’re having a good time. Don’t suggest the other person come back to your place, unless they are really handsy and you’re enjoying it. Accept it gracefully if they say no.
6. If you’re not attracted or not enjoying yourself, be polite and thank them for their time. But don’t make plans with them for other activities. You don’t have to justify not wanting to be involved with someone.
7. A hug or a handshake while saying goodbye is simple and respectful. If you enjoyed yourself, feel free to follow up in the next few days with an invite to something you think the other person would enjoy.
Dating isn’t easy, but those are my quick and dirty rules for surviving an evening when I don’t know the personal dynamics involved.
If she gets kidnapped by a dark lord who takes her away to the dimension her true parents had hid her from in order to hide her destiny, don’t pursue or bother fighting off his hideous dark legions. It’s just a shit test.
I just had to share this one. Teeny-tiny! So cute!
Typical, a man asks for help on his date, and the feminist echo chamber is too busy indulging their female emotional nature with pictures of stupid animals.
There’s something rather endearing about guinea pig whistles. My niece had one that purred when she cuddled it – that was even cuter!
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Sauron should have joined the MRM. I mean, he put all his power into a ring! And who made him do that? Definitely a woman, probably a feminist.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go cut the heads off of a few parking meters.
So…Ami’s been hacked, right?
Kittens saying nom nom nom. I expire from cute.
I think Ami’s exhibiting her mad trolling skills. At least I hope that’s what’s happening.
My best friend asked me yesterday how to be less of a smeghead when talking to people.
So I told him to pretend every person he is talking to is his sister and if she would cry at what he says to not say it.
Perhaps this would be a good time to point out that my pseudonym is not a stars wars reference and introduce you to my pseudonymsake:
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMqElvFsOeo&w=425&h=349%5D
PS, I love how the “yum yum” kitten above is clearly just really pissed off but the person is so not getting the message