The Men’s Rights subreddit on Reddit is awash in mini-manifestos. My favorite of the most recent batch, a rousing 3-part rant running under the title “Do not fear them!”
Who is “them,” you ask?
Women who might just decide that they don’t really want to have sex with some dude who keeps going on about how men are the most oppressed group in the world.
Responding, apparently, to a comment in an earlier thread suggesting “that being publicly vocal about the way men’s rights are trampled on and ignored is a great way to lose the opportunity of getting laid,” manifesto writer Kuppers argues that it just ain’t so — but when it is, just bite your tongue for as long as it takes to get into her pants.
He starts off with a strange variant on the notion that there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you feel that women won’t want to have sex with your Men’s-Rights-espousing self, Kuppers suggests, it’s
because your brain was conditioned in a small communal/tribal setting. A group of angry women was a serious threat to your prospects of reproduction. As you know, women often act like herd animals, and view acceptance and appreciation from their peers of their choice of man to be important. This is completely moot today. There are millions of fish in the sea.
Aside from that final truism I have no fucking idea what he’s talking about. I don’t recall growing up in anything that might possibly be considered – literally or figuratively – a “tribal setting” ruled over by a group – sorry, a herd – of “angry women” hell-bent on keeping me from reproducing. Is this a common experience? Also, I have precisely zero interest in “reproduction.” Indeed, I sort of make it a policy to only have sex with women who are at least as interested in preventing reproduction as I am.
On to point two in this curious document, which is that ladies love dudes with strong opinions:
Women, while they do not always explicitly say so and sometimes contradict so, sincerely do appreciate a man who has strong internal beliefs and principles, and does not compromise that for the sake of assuaging someone else’s sensitivities, including theirs. A man who is willing to pretend he is something he is not, isn’t attractive on a deep masculine level to women.
True, up to a point, but you might want to keep all that shit about women being angry reproduction-threatening herd animals to yourself. That might not go over so well on your first Starbucks coffee date. Or ever. Protip: Misogyny aside, very few people want to get with people who refer to sex as “reproduction.”
But if your desire for sex outweighs your manly desire to be truthful about your obnoxious beliefs, well, that’s all good too – if by “all good” you mean “you can still have angry sex with women you despise if you just keep your pie hole shut for a few hours.” Or, as Kuppers puts it in his third and final point, which he apparently doesn’t realize completely contradicts point number two:
The kind of woman who a) wants you to be subordinate to her crazy foaming feminist nonsense, and b) has no tolerance or patience for your concerns, is not worth anything more than a cheap, well-protected fuck anyway. Fine, keep your mouth shut for the couple of hours it takes to get her into bed, but you’d be mad to pursue anything more serious with a woman like that.
Men’s Rightsers – such romantics at heart!
Well okay, Victoria, but the whole fymynyst movement is built upon victim fetishes and how the poor martyred FUCKING wymyn can’t go from the house to the myilbox wythout being subjected to the “male gaze” or “catcalls” or being “eye raped” or whatever the fuck else.
Twisted little woman-hater. It baffles me why you even bother to defend yourself from the label “misogynist.” Why not be proud of who you are?
Yes, I would like to go out in public and be treated as a person instead of a fuck-toy. Yes, it bothers me when that is not the case. Yes, we’re taking action to make it less acceptable to treat women in public as your own personal fuck-toy.
What’s your fucking problem with that, Mral?
Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant, women dress specifically to garnish attention. The load of self serving manure that serve is the want to “feel good” about themselves. If thats the case than they would dress that way every day when their home alone without fail. Unless they don’t want to “feel good” when their alone.
Now he’s replacing As w/ Ys xD
Very poe-etic
xD
If thats the case than they would dress that way every day when their home alone without fail. Unless they don’t want to “feel good” when their alone.
Been peeping in windows, NWOaf? Color me unsurprised.
“Ahhh my shame explodes in my face Mr. Kobold, if only a was a mature grown up like you. Tell me about how the world works.”
Well here’s a quick primer, there are people, and then there are clueless scabs like yourself in basements across the globe cobbling together dumb ideologies and theories in a vain attempt to convince themselves that they’re intelligent.
Also, your previously posted homophobia, plus the entire “shame exploding in my face” line, and the fact that we all know you are a lonely and bitter boy, makes me wonder if you’re whining and tiresome screeds against women is really more of cover-up for some basic facts about yourself that you haven’t come to grips with yet.
You are too clever for me Mr. Kobold. I’d use spell checker but I’m not even clever enough to know how.
I really come here to be internet close to so many brilliant minds, from politics to social issues to just plain old goodie goodness.
“You are too clever for me Mr. Kobold. I’d use spell checker but I’m not even clever enough to know how.
I really come here to be internet close to so many brilliant minds, from politics to social issues to just plain old goodie goodness.”
Glad to hear it kiddo.
@SallyStrange COOOOOMMMBOOOOO BREAKKEERRRR xD
WIN XDDDD
(david, you can delete my other comment, i forgot to change my name back xD )
NWO: gonna bother answering my question? A simple yes or no would suffice. You still haven’t explained what you mean by “pay your own way,” and how that’s somehow a method of avoiding being a slut/abuser.
I wonder what NWOslave thinks when he sees a woman in the grocery store without makeup, pj pants or baggy jeans, a tank top, flip flops and with her hair in a messy knot. ‘Cause I see women like that in the grocery store all the time. Hell, I’ve *been* that women in the grocery store a couple times.
Actually Mr. Kobold I’m in Texas right now sweating my ass off. Banging out, today a mere 10 hours but averaging 13 a day. I’m afraid I’m well traveled.
You however are no doubt worldly in all your brilliant glory.
The problem with that, Sally, is that it really doesn’t happen to the extent described by the fymynysts, and is instead used as a springboard to hate men.
Feminism=Anti-men hate movement
Then you’re my kinda girl Lady Victoria von Syrus.
I’ll bet a shiver of revulsion just traveled down your spine.
MRAL: Once again, that’s exactly what we’re trying to tell you about your constant complaints.
The streets aren’t filled with women who hate you. They’re filled with normal people who don’t know you, didn’t notice your eye, and paid no more attention to you than they did to any other normal person on the street that they didn’t know. And yet you’re using your perceived abuse as a springboard to hate women.
MRAL: my last word of advice to you, because honestly? Your thickness is starting to wear me out. Good job.
Don’t talk about feminists here. Don’t talk about fymynysts here. Don’t talk about feminism, and don’t talk about what you assume are the experiences of every woman who has the privilage of not having to deal with you here. Respond to the people present; treat them the way they deserve base on what they say, not how you think they are. We are way beyond feminism at this point, MRAL, at this point we’re just trying to drill into you some basic human empathy.
Gotta go. starving
@Lady Victoria von Syrus In the fall and spring I go out a lot in a men’s XXL hoodie I have lying around xD It’s super warm and I like just being casual. I’ve been hit on a LOT like that too xD So obv I’m dressing up to get attn from men! xD My giant hoodie of +100 wanton sluttiness! 😀 (I prefer wonton sluttiness actually 😀 I’m a total wonton slut :3 YUM!)
Nice flounce, NWO…
The problem with that, Sally, is that it really doesn’t happen to the extent described by the fymynysts, and is instead used as a springboard to hate men.
Liar. You’ve been reduced to lying now, to save your simplistic and twisted worldview. It can’t possibly be that women just want to be treated as people instead of fuck-toys, no, they’re just looking for EXCUSES to hate men.
Look. Treating me as a fuck-toy in public makes me hate whoever’s doing it. You want me to stop agitating against strange men treating me like a fuck-toy? I can only conclude that you WANT me to hate men. Indeed, the construct of feminism as being all about man-hatred is necessary for you to maintain your twisted little worldview.
Go back to your rumpus room, you useless liar.
Currently wearing: baggy jeans, baggy old T-shirt. They match because they’re both too big.
MRAL, at the top of this thread I mentioned my confusion over a man’s ability to have PIV sex with a woman that he dislikes. As someone who has done it, could you explain how it works? Not to put too fine a point on it but, it has always baffled me how a man could maintain an erection while having sex with a woman he dislikes.
“Actually Mr. Kobold I’m in Texas right now sweating my ass off.”
Shit son get that basement insulated.
“Banging out, today a mere 10 hours but averaging 13 a day.”
Is this some weird local pick up term? Do I need to bring the Sergeant here to say the mandatory statement of what comes from Texas?
http://www.intomobile.com/images/war_face1.jpg
“You however are no doubt worldly in all your brilliant glory.”
In fact, yeah, you want a quick rundown?
I’ve found that what I’m wearing has zero predictive ability on whether or not I’m harassed. But then, I’ve only had 35 years of experience in a female body in the world, and was probably spitting on Mr. Al while I was at it.
“Gotta go. starving”
Straight sashay.