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Trogdor005 awaits the apocalypse, which will totally put those bitchy single moms in their place

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Our friend Trogdor005 has returned with a new manifesto on the greatness of men and the utter suckitude of women. It’s inspiring stuff, rendered extra HEROIC through his use of CAPS, BOLD TEXT, random “quotes” and “italics,” and, from time to time, red lettering.

Trog starts by setting forth a now-familiar thesis: Men do everything, and women are just useless parasites. As he puts it:

Men …  are survivors, innovators, explorers, fighters. Most importantly, we men have the ability to ADAPT to changing conditions and environments … something women are incapable of for the most part. …

Take away all the take-out/fast food, automatic cars, cell phones and place one of these self-proclaimed “strong and independent” women out in the wilderness with nothing but the clothes on her back and watch how quickly she starves to death or gets eaten by a bear/lion/tiger/hyena/snake/shark, whichever comes first.

Especially if she’s on her period. Bears love menstrual blood. Sharks, too. Whereas the average man could easily knock a bear out with a swift left hook to the jaw or fend off a shark some sort of clever shark-killing tool he’s managed to fashion out of seaweed, jellyfish and his Speedos.  That’s because men are HUNTERS:

[T]he average man is a natural hunter thanks to instincts ingrained in his brain by evolution and (barring injury) can fend for himself. Women on the other hand are PARASITES that depend on, and live almost exclusively off of, MEN for their survival. Even today with all of the technology that we have, women are still COMPLETELY and HOPELESSLY dependent on men.

Trog then provides a long, long list of the things MEN and only MEN do.  Some highlights:

– It is MEN that create and service the cars, trucks, and SUVs that women drive to/from work, to/from their “thug” lover’s place, to/from the mall, etc. …

– It is MEN that create and service the computers that women use to hop on Slut-book/MySpace and do their attention whoring.

– It is MEN that build and assemble the couches, sofas, recliners, and other furniture than women use to sit on their fat asses watching shows like “Oprah”. …

– It is MEN that toil and sweat in the fields in scorching temperatures, collecting the raw vegetables/fruits that are then shipped to the grocery stores that women visit.

– It is MEN that work in dangerous unsanitory conditions inside the meat/butcher plants to provide safe meats to the fast-food/take out chains that women frequent.

– It is MEN in the form of police, security guards, and soldiers that provide women with a “safe atmosphere” in which they can walk around freely at night.

– It is MEN in sweat shops halfway across the world, working in some cases for nothing but a meal, that produce the “designer clothes” women buy and wear.

– It is MEN in semi-trucks that transport all of the goods I just mentioned (except real estate of course) to their intended destination and “keep the machine turning”.

– It is MEN that set up and maintain the necessary electrical, telecommunications, and sewage “grids” that make “civilized life” possible….

– And finally, it is MEN who venture deep into the deadly, hazard prone “diamond mines” located in remote locations to retrieve the raw stones which are necessary for, and later cut to create the shiny looking object that goes in THE RING

The bottom line is, women need men, but men DON’T need women.

So here is a collection of pictures of Women Who Do Not Exist, in the World of Trogdor:

Imaginary female auto worker
Imaginary female computer assemblers
Imaginary female furniture maker
Imaginary female farm worker
Imaginary female butcher
Imaginary female police officers
Imaginary female sweatshop workers
Imaginary female truck driver
Imaginary female electrician
Imaginary female diamond miners

Trogdor follows his list of Things That Only Men Do with another familiar MGTOW fantasy:

And of course, if things go total “Road Warrior” on us and the electrical, financial, and transportation grids finally fail altogether, women will be in an even more untenable position. I suspect they will be getting raped, robbed, and otherwise not be safe in “the streets”. The police will NOT help, let alone “other” men … who will not have forgotten all the abuse these same women imposed on them in years past via “divorce”, “child support”, “false rape accusations”, “sexual harrassment”, and “I cheated on you … I love you _____ but I’m not IN love with you”. Aside from the contempt for/distrust of women that will have been built up over the years in such a scenario, most men will simply be too busy trying to survive to the next day to give a fuck about some “desperate” single mom that comes to their front door begging for food.

Has anyone else noticed just how much MGTOWers love talking about how bad women will have it when The Shit Hits The Fan? How much they enjoy fantasizing about women being robbed and raped in a lawless world? How much Trogdor seems to relish the notion of single mothers (and presumably their kids) starving to death?

Trogdor continues on, suggesting that our future looks a lot like “any African country where lawlessness reigns.” Naturally, he manages to throw in yet another reference to women “in constant fear of being raped or robbed every time they are walking thru the streets.”

He ends with this happy picture of the End Times:

The smart men will expat before shit hits the fan and watch the entire debaucle from a safe distance. The “thugs” will not go anywhere and will simply rob the women to deal with their “food shortage” issues. The manginas will cower in the corner like pussies … unable to grasp reality, and will also be robbed of their food, water, and possessions by the “thugs” and “bad boys”. The real losers will be women in the end (as it always is following these “Feminist” periods of history … look what happened to women in Babylon, Greece, Egypt, Rome, etc), I suspect many of them will be reduced to fucking for food. …

I’m not really quite sure I’m willing to accept the dire prognostications of someone who can’t spell the word “debacle.”

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Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

Wow…I’m starting to realize that not only do I not have enough time to write my own blog, I don’t even have time to be a significant commenter on a blog.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

And hey, NWO? Could you please give Stanly some lessons on how to troll properly? As it stands he’s just boring and dumb as all fuck. Thanks.

Kave
Kave
13 years ago

Stanley was so bad that I was about to comment that it was weird and wonderful that a post could grow this big with only a couple of comments from MRAL until I read back.

Captain Bathrobe.. I’m with you, we can remember back in the day when we were significant posters!

Sarah
Sarah
13 years ago

@Ami This is actually something I really worry about! Like, how to I avoid objectifying people? I am attracted to so many different kinds of things, and honestly amazed and wonderified by almost everyone’s body! But I don’t want to be THAT person, you know? Especially to a group of people that are traditionally marginalized and objectified. I really want to respect everyone…

Kave
Kave
13 years ago

Flelixbc

It’s all about self esteem and perception of one’s self. I really feel bad for MRAL even with the thoughts of violence. From my perception he’s not near as far gone as the schizophrenic brother I have, he’s more a frustrated version of my daughter, socially awkward and needing real help.

I hope he reads the book my daughter recommends. I hope he gets involved in social settings that he’s interested in and doesn’t give up if the first day doesn’t end in instant friendship. My kid will tell you that when you first meet people like you they are as shy as you are.

Want instant friendship and invitation walk into a born again church. Want a group you can hang around with come in as the new person and let them get used to you like you will have to get used to them.

Molly Ren
13 years ago

@Kave and Captain Bathrobe: Don’t worry, I’m only commenting so much because it’s the day after Memorial weekend parties and it’s all I can do to hit the “enter” key. 😉 Tomorrow you can resume your rightful place.

Johnny Pez
13 years ago

They tell you your trollery stinks and you suck.
They say you’re just boring and dumb as all fuck.
But nothing can make you admit to defeat
Because trolling weblogs is your greatest feat.

Others may skydive or heal the unwell,
Play the guitar or recruit personnel,
But you can tell those guys to all go to hell
Because you can troll weblogs like ringing a bell.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

@Sarah yeah it can be tricky : I dun think there’s a hard and fast rule, I mean between interaction of ppl and groups in society it’s often up to context & etc 🙂 I think the thing is to be aware of power/privilege dynamics like you are and when it comes to individuals you interact w/ to remember that they are individual people and treat them as such. :3

(drop me a line on my blog if you want to talk more about this btw 😀 I have various IMs and facebook 🙂 )

Kave
Kave
13 years ago

Molly Ren

I just found this blog a few months before you, I love how much it has grown.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

I don’t spend the summers in Maine as in a vacation, I’ve lived my whole life in Maine. Anyway I’m just tired of being fucked over in ways I cannot control. I’m intelligent because, surprise, I work at it. I have some money of my own because I lifeguard a lot and work to get the money. I think I look (a little) less hideously ugly than another person would in my position because I have good hygiene and work at that, too. But the Powers That Be have apparently taken pleasure in FUCKING me genetically. It’s made worse because my brother got all the good genes and looks like a model despite being a stupid lazy pothead fucking fuckhead with a GPA of 1.5 and a work ethic of shitty.

Haha, my parents used to think I had Asperger’s when I was younger, I don’t think I do though. Or maybe I’m wrong, but I’d prefer to not know. Actually I really don’t think I do, I can function well in social situations when I’m comfortable enough.

C.C. Fuss
C.C. Fuss
13 years ago

Why do the new Barbies begin every utterance with “he he he”? It can’t be because the lines are all jokes – this stuff is deadly serious, people.

Also, this:

It is MEN in semi-trucks that transport all of the goods I just mentioned (except real estate of course) to their intended destination and “keep the machine turning”.

It’s a good thing he added that qualification about men not using trucks to transport real estate. Cause otherwise that argument might have looked a bit silly.

Kave
Kave
13 years ago

MRAL

My wife would hug you, but she wouldn’t because she’d respect your social boundaries. I hope you read the book I recommended.
And how many people have to tell you you have not been genetically fucked until it gets into your VERY (from my experience with my kid) thick brain. What you need is to learn social skills.

Sarah
Sarah
13 years ago

Ok, Ami! I posted on your blog with my sn.

FelixBC
FelixBC
13 years ago

I don’t spend the summers in Maine as in a vacation, I’ve lived my whole life in Maine.

Your whole life in one of the most beautiful places anywhere. And you have job. I repeat, you are very, very fortunate.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

It’s okay. I mean it’s just a regular suburb. But I’ve never complained about my location.

Sarah
Sarah
13 years ago

MRAL, MRAL, MRAL.

Felix’s point is that you are super privileged! Which you are! (I am too!) Think about the good things in your life. Be grateful, not bitter!

Johnny Pez
13 years ago

Waitaminute! A lifeguard who can’t get laid? At this point, I have to call shenanigans.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

I work at the YMCA, not the beach.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

@Leroy Brown (OMG, is that your name or an homage to Encyclopedia Brown? 😀 ) YUS, that thing bugs me SO MUCH TOO xD The idea that like if you had a tall dad and a short mom, they’ll have tall sons and short daughters,… ppl do that fallacy SO MUCH xD

Johnny Pez
13 years ago

OK. I withdraw my shenanigans.

Johnny Pez
13 years ago

Ami, I think Leroy may be bad.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjPCg5HtH1E&w=425&h=349%5D

briget
briget
13 years ago

I haven’t read the comments yet but there is one thing that I’d like to point out
I am a feminist and an anarcho-capitalist. I too want the government to be gone, but I recognize something that MGTOW just don’t seem to understand. Once we no longer have a government the use of force and violent action will no longer be sustainably profitable and will therefore decrease not increase. I’m under no pretense that violent crime will disappear because haters always gonna hate, but their widespread hatred is going to be harder to produce because it is unproductive.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

awwwwwwwwww 🙁

rats knees! 🙁

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

Well from the way most femidumbasses bitch and bitch and bitch, you wouldn’t think they were privileged.

Sarah
Sarah
13 years ago

*rolls eyes*

Man, MRAL. Sometimes you almost seem, like, a cool kid. Or like you’re making progress. And then you call me a femidubass.

You do realize who does most of the whining on here? (Hint: Not me.)

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