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Trogdor005 awaits the apocalypse, which will totally put those bitchy single moms in their place

The average man

Our friend Trogdor005 has returned with a new manifesto on the greatness of men and the utter suckitude of women. Itโ€™s inspiring stuff, rendered extra HEROIC through his use of CAPS, BOLD TEXT, random “quotes” and “italics,” and, from time to time, red lettering.

Trog starts by setting forth a now-familiar thesis: Men do everything, and women are just useless parasites. As he puts it:

Men โ€ฆ ย are survivors, innovators, explorers, fighters. Most importantly, we men have the ability to ADAPT to changing conditions and environments … something women are incapable of for the most part. โ€ฆ

Take away all the take-out/fast food, automatic cars, cell phones and place one of these self-proclaimed “strong and independent” women out in the wilderness with nothing but the clothes on her back and watch how quickly she starves to death or gets eaten by a bear/lion/tiger/hyena/snake/shark, whichever comes first.

Especially if sheโ€™s on her period. Bears love menstrual blood. Sharks, too. Whereas the average man could easily knock a bear out with a swift left hook to the jaw or fend off a shark some sort of clever shark-killing tool heโ€™s managed to fashion out of seaweed, jellyfish and his Speedos.ย  Thatโ€™s because men are HUNTERS:

[T]he average man is a natural hunter thanks to instincts ingrained in his brain by evolution and (barring injury) can fend for himself. Women on the other hand are PARASITES that depend on, and live almost exclusively off of, MEN for their survival. Even today with all of the technology that we have, women are still COMPLETELY and HOPELESSLY dependent on men.

Trog then provides a long, long list of the things MEN and only MEN do. ย Some highlights:

– It is MEN that create and service the cars, trucks, and SUVs that women drive to/from work, to/from their “thug” lover’s place, to/from the mall, etc. โ€ฆ

– It is MEN that create and service the computers that women use to hop on Slut-book/MySpace and do their attention whoring.

– It is MEN that build and assemble the couches, sofas, recliners, and other furniture than women use to sit on their fat asses watching shows like “Oprah”. โ€ฆ

– It is MEN that toil and sweat in the fields in scorching temperatures, collecting the raw vegetables/fruits that are then shipped to the grocery stores that women visit.

– It is MEN that work in dangerous unsanitory conditions inside the meat/butcher plants to provide safe meats to the fast-food/take out chains that women frequent.

– It is MEN in the form of police, security guards, and soldiers that provide women with a “safe atmosphere” in which they can walk around freely at night.

– It is MEN in sweat shops halfway across the world, working in some cases for nothing but a meal, that produce the “designer clothes” women buy and wear.

– It is MEN in semi-trucks that transport all of the goods I just mentioned (except real estate of course) to their intended destination and “keep the machine turning”.

– It is MEN that set up and maintain the necessary electrical, telecommunications, and sewage “grids” that make “civilized life” possible….

– And finally, it is MEN who venture deep into the deadly, hazard prone “diamond mines” located in remote locations to retrieve the raw stones which are necessary for, and later cut to create the shiny looking object that goes in THE RING

The bottom line is, women need men, but men DON’T need women.

So here is a collection of pictures of Women Who Do Not Exist, in the World of Trogdor:

Imaginary female auto worker
Imaginary female computer assemblers
Imaginary female furniture maker
Imaginary female farm worker
Imaginary female butcher
Imaginary female police officers
Imaginary female sweatshop workers
Imaginary female truck driver
Imaginary female electrician
Imaginary female diamond miners

Trogdor follows his list of Things That Only Men Do with another familiar MGTOW fantasy:

And of course, if things go total “Road Warrior” on us and the electrical, financial, and transportation grids finally fail altogether, women will be in an even more untenable position. I suspect they will be getting raped, robbed, and otherwise not be safe in “the streets”. The police will NOT help, let alone “other” men … who will not have forgotten all the abuse these same women imposed on them in years past via “divorce”, “child support”, “false rape accusations”, “sexual harrassment”, and “I cheated on you … I love you _____ but I’m not IN love with you”. Aside from the contempt for/distrust of women that will have been built up over the years in such a scenario, most men will simply be too busy trying to survive to the next day to give a fuck about some “desperate” single mom that comes to their front door begging for food.

Has anyone else noticed just how much MGTOWers love talking about how bad women will have it when The Shit Hits The Fan? How much they enjoy fantasizing about women being robbed and raped in a lawless world? How much Trogdor seems to relish the notion of single mothers (and presumably their kids) starving to death?

Trogdor continues on, suggesting that our future looks a lot like โ€œany African country where lawlessness reigns.โ€ Naturally, he manages to throw in yet another reference to women โ€œin constant fear of being raped or robbed every time they are walking thru the streets.โ€

He ends with this happy picture of the End Times:

The smart men will expat before shit hits the fan and watch the entire debaucle from a safe distance. The “thugs” will not go anywhere and will simply rob the women to deal with their “food shortage” issues. The manginas will cower in the corner like pussies … unable to grasp reality, and will also be robbed of their food, water, and possessions by the “thugs” and “bad boys”. The real losers will be women in the end (as it always is following these “Feminist” periods of history … look what happened to women in Babylon, Greece, Egypt, Rome, etc), I suspect many of them will be reduced to fucking for food. …

Iโ€™m not really quite sure Iโ€™m willing to accept the dire prognostications of someone who canโ€™t spell the word โ€œdebacle.โ€

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Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

How many feminists does it take to hunt a mammoth?

One. The same amount it takes to rewrite a joke and history to put women into the picture!

>XD

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

How many women made even one contribution to society?

None. “But what about…” Shut up, none.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

And as a nice follow up,

How many men made an awesome, history altering contribution to society?

All of them. All. Of. Them.

Spearhafoc, who is changing his nym
Spearhafoc, who is changing his nym
13 years ago

For some reason I thought you meant DROWNING POOL xDDDD

Blackpool was a six episode British miniseries from the BBC. It was a drama about a sleazy guy who runs a gambling arcade, and a cop (David Tennant, a little while before he became the Doctor) who’s investigating him for a murder. It randomly breaks into musical numbers with the cast lip syncing to classic songs.

It’s better than it sounds.

Molly Ren
13 years ago

I think surrounding myself with Whovians has kept me insulated from the rest of David Tennant’s career. For a minute there I was thinking, “There must be another singer named Tennant, the Doctor does not *sing*!”

Sarah
Sarah
13 years ago

Hey guys! I return with Brain Rations to find quite the thread has built up in my absence. But I did manage to recover some very valuable tomes for our little post-apocalyptic man-harvesting enclave! A copy of Canterbury Tales, and a romance novel from 1928 called GAY COURAGE! Now our brains will be well fed in addition to our bodies.

@MRAL: I’ve been thinking about you! I went on a date with a gentleman the other day who was a full 6 inches shorter then me. And I slept with him. AND he was Autistic! (I mention this because you made some disparaging, ignorant remarks about Autistic people.) I also have a date with another man who is a half a foot shorter then me next week. I am hoping to get laid again. So yeah. Just saying.

Did you try joining any clubs? How did it go? I’m genuinely curious! How about therapy?

I’m sorry everything is so off-topic, guys! But stuff moves so fast. It’s hard to say things when they’re relevant. (This is why a forum would be cool. *hint)

Nobby
Nobby
13 years ago

@Spearhafoc It’s… it’s better then it sounds? I’m not sure that’s possible. It’s sounds amazing :-p

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

But that’s the beautiful thing, Sarah, you don’t need to only say things when they’re relavent! You can say whatever you want, whenever you want! I have yet to see a “can we please stick to thist topic for a bit” message.

chocomintlipwax
13 years ago

How many MRAs does it take to change a luightbulb?

Well, one to talk about changing the lightbulb. 50 to upvote his comment about changing the lightbulb. But in the end … the lightbulb never gets changed.

MizDarwin
MizDarwin
13 years ago

So all men can claim the achievements of all other men for their own, from hunting the mammoth to inventing the ShamWow. And as a woman, I cannot claim any achievement, because women have never achieved anything anywhere.

BUT–I am also left-handed, and Jewish. Hence a member of two groups that have contributed far, far more to civilization than our small numbers would account for. Don’t I get credit for that? I mean, left-handers have not only invented a ton of stuff for you righty parasites, we’ve even been kind enough to design it for maximal ease of YOUR use rather than our own. I’d put that up against male innovation and self-sacrifice any day.

Stanly The Misogynist
Stanly The Misogynist
13 years ago

he he he I’m a girl, boys desire and girls desire to be desired. Girls don’t make love to boys silly, we don’t desire their bodies. Penises are no good unless used on me. Penises are yucky. Penises are a chore. Boys desire girls bodies and make love to girls.

I’m a girl…me me me love me!

RenKiss
13 years ago

@David
Oh I didn’t realize that.:) Well I guess I should thank you. ๐Ÿ™‚ But if you want to confuse a MRA, then send him over to my blog, it’s full of gender bending stuff. I’m sure it’ll make their brains hurt.

Cultural Fascinations

Molly Ren
13 years ago

*sigh* Boring troll is boring.

No new conspiracy theories? No stories of your terrible day to day life? No historical references gotten horribly wrong?

Stanley, I am dissapoint.

Sarah
Sarah
13 years ago

Stanely you make me want to wax poetic about penises now.

I slept with this one man who had the most beautiful penis. I could suck on it all day. I loved the way it felt, so hard and masculine in my hands. I can’t even begin to describe it. It was absolutely fucking perfect. It smelled wonderful. It felt wonderful. I loved to run my tongue along the edge of his head, and watch the faces he made.

God do I miss that man.

And I love the way soft penises look. They’re so cute! I love to cup them in my hand and watch them twitch and grow.

Yay! People’s naked bodies ROCK! =D

Sarah
Sarah
13 years ago

OH RIGHT. Women don’t desire.

I make men buy me lots of jewelry. And bon bons. And then if they’re taller then me, and Facial Alphas, I might put out.

But then I just lie there, and think of the Queen until it’s over.

I FORGOT!

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

@MizDarwin and being left handed gives you a way better chance of being kept on a roster in sports! Esp baseball ๐Ÿ˜€

Nadal is left handed ๐Ÿ˜€ As is Manny Pacquiao :3 Cliff Lee, CC Sabathia, Joe Sakic, Pele, Terry Sawchuk, Bill Russell.. ๐Ÿ˜€

Sarah
Sarah
13 years ago

And I never sleep with women. Queer/pansexual people are faking for attention. “Lesbians” just cuddle. And make fun of men.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

Aw, I liked the first Sarah better. Naked bodies are a lot of fun! Though I prefer boobies to penises.. To each their own I suppose… But I am a man; such unquenchable, irresistable, incomprehensable urges are my curse.

Fie upon my brutish male brain, for why do you succumb so readily to the bosom? Perchance is it the kryptonite to your supermanliness? Or the cage you put yourself inside, swallowing the key without knowing salvation? Oh breasts, oh supple curves that twist my worthy soul into a slave, how much longer shall I endure your torment? And, not enough that you should torment me so, but to cause me to willingly seek you out? A far worse hell does not exist that I would desire to remain trapped betwixt these bars.

(Crap, I could go on like this for ever.. but I’ll stop now. Go boobs!)

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

When did I make disparaging remarks about autistic people? At one point I mentioned that I was not a diagnosed autistic person, just as a fact.

I’m not in Boston right now, remember it’s the summer so college isn’t in session. I’m at home in Maine just lifeguarding. I feel more comfortable in my hometown. However, in a month I’ll be back in Boston taking summer classes, and I’ll try doing some extracurriculars.

Sarah
Sarah
13 years ago

@RenKiss: I’ve been reading through your blog. It’s interesting!

@Kirby: Boobies sure are nice, too. A woman’s silhouette, when she first takes off her shirt, the way her nipple pebbles when you lick it. Ah! Naked bodies.

I vote you lose yourself to the supple curves. I approve of hedonism.

Oh! oh! I love kissing, too. I could have makeout’s for hours. And futanari. If penises are awesome, and boobies are awesome, then why not put them together! =D

@MRAL: You made the Autistic comment in a fairly disparaging way. I remember! As my life is full of Autism I was somewhat offended on behalf of family, friends and lovers, and just wished to correct you. Autistic people can be total sluts, and very popular, and wonderful people.

Ok! Good luck pursuing your extracurriculars. And I am going to keep recommending therapy until you tell me you’ve tried it.

Alex
13 years ago

Val Plumwood survived three death rolls from a crocodile and then managed to escape on her own. Nuff said on women’s survival instincts,

And most farmers around the world have been traditionally women. As for sweat shops, if Ontario, Canada didn’t have a minimum wage of $10.25, I suspect the seamstresses I work with would essentially be working in a sweat shop. After all, none of them have been given a raise in more than ten years.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

@Sarah as long as you are not fetishizing trans women’s bodies ๐Ÿ™‚

*flops* I’m tired ๐Ÿ™

And my cat is circling me ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

In the post apocalyptic future, I would be tired from fighting the cyber demon zombinators and sharks would be circling me xD

Kave
Kave
13 years ago

MRAL

One of my children who is in their mid twenties is very socially awkward, has excellent math skills, and displays many of the attributes of having Aspergers syndrome but not enough to get a diagnoses.

She read a book a few months ago and we’ve seen a difference from it; Social Skill for teenagers and young adults with Aspergers syndrome by Nancy Patrick. Again she doesn’t quite fit the diagnostic but close enough.

I will say that she went through hell (was a complete outsider) until she hit high school and found a group of role-playing anime types. She still has issues with “normal humans” including her own family. Our family humor is lost on her as her style of humor is lost on us (but we both try).

As for her boyfriends through the years we like the guy she’s been dating for two years and hope that one day the poor guy can look us in the eye and speak without stuttering.

As a side note my daughter certainly looks like a girl you would consider to be a alpha. Her really nice boyfriend who is probably her keeper has acne scars that make your eye issue look less then nothing.

FelixBC
FelixBC
13 years ago

MRAL, let me get this right: you’re 5’8″ (or 9″?), are in your early 20’s, you go to college in Boston, you have the summer to spend in Maine, you work as a lifeguard, you think you’re really intelligent, you’re able bodied and white, and you’re complaining endlessly about how much your life sucks? Do you have any clue how incredibly lucky you are in the world today, let alone historically? There are many, many people who would switch places with you in a flash, wonky eye or no eye at all.

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