Our friend Trogdor005 has returned with a new manifesto on the greatness of men and the utter suckitude of women. It’s inspiring stuff, rendered extra HEROIC through his use of CAPS, BOLD TEXT, random “quotes” and “italics,” and, from time to time, red lettering.
Trog starts by setting forth a now-familiar thesis: Men do everything, and women are just useless parasites. As he puts it:
Men … are survivors, innovators, explorers, fighters. Most importantly, we men have the ability to ADAPT to changing conditions and environments … something women are incapable of for the most part. …
Take away all the take-out/fast food, automatic cars, cell phones and place one of these self-proclaimed “strong and independent” women out in the wilderness with nothing but the clothes on her back and watch how quickly she starves to death or gets eaten by a bear/lion/tiger/hyena/snake/shark, whichever comes first.
Especially if she’s on her period. Bears love menstrual blood. Sharks, too. Whereas the average man could easily knock a bear out with a swift left hook to the jaw or fend off a shark some sort of clever shark-killing tool he’s managed to fashion out of seaweed, jellyfish and his Speedos. That’s because men are HUNTERS:
[T]he average man is a natural hunter thanks to instincts ingrained in his brain by evolution and (barring injury) can fend for himself. Women on the other hand are PARASITES that depend on, and live almost exclusively off of, MEN for their survival. Even today with all of the technology that we have, women are still COMPLETELY and HOPELESSLY dependent on men.
Trog then provides a long, long list of the things MEN and only MEN do. Some highlights:
– It is MEN that create and service the cars, trucks, and SUVs that women drive to/from work, to/from their “thug” lover’s place, to/from the mall, etc. …
– It is MEN that create and service the computers that women use to hop on Slut-book/MySpace and do their attention whoring.
– It is MEN that build and assemble the couches, sofas, recliners, and other furniture than women use to sit on their fat asses watching shows like “Oprah”. …
– It is MEN that toil and sweat in the fields in scorching temperatures, collecting the raw vegetables/fruits that are then shipped to the grocery stores that women visit.
– It is MEN that work in dangerous unsanitory conditions inside the meat/butcher plants to provide safe meats to the fast-food/take out chains that women frequent.
– It is MEN in the form of police, security guards, and soldiers that provide women with a “safe atmosphere” in which they can walk around freely at night.
– It is MEN in sweat shops halfway across the world, working in some cases for nothing but a meal, that produce the “designer clothes” women buy and wear.
– It is MEN in semi-trucks that transport all of the goods I just mentioned (except real estate of course) to their intended destination and “keep the machine turning”.
– It is MEN that set up and maintain the necessary electrical, telecommunications, and sewage “grids” that make “civilized life” possible….
– And finally, it is MEN who venture deep into the deadly, hazard prone “diamond mines” located in remote locations to retrieve the raw stones which are necessary for, and later cut to create the shiny looking object that goes in THE RING
The bottom line is, women need men, but men DON’T need women.
So here is a collection of pictures of Women Who Do Not Exist, in the World of Trogdor:
Trogdor follows his list of Things That Only Men Do with another familiar MGTOW fantasy:
And of course, if things go total “Road Warrior” on us and the electrical, financial, and transportation grids finally fail altogether, women will be in an even more untenable position. I suspect they will be getting raped, robbed, and otherwise not be safe in “the streets”. The police will NOT help, let alone “other” men … who will not have forgotten all the abuse these same women imposed on them in years past via “divorce”, “child support”, “false rape accusations”, “sexual harrassment”, and “I cheated on you … I love you _____ but I’m not IN love with you”. Aside from the contempt for/distrust of women that will have been built up over the years in such a scenario, most men will simply be too busy trying to survive to the next day to give a fuck about some “desperate” single mom that comes to their front door begging for food.
Has anyone else noticed just how much MGTOWers love talking about how bad women will have it when The Shit Hits The Fan? How much they enjoy fantasizing about women being robbed and raped in a lawless world? How much Trogdor seems to relish the notion of single mothers (and presumably their kids) starving to death?
Trogdor continues on, suggesting that our future looks a lot like “any African country where lawlessness reigns.” Naturally, he manages to throw in yet another reference to women “in constant fear of being raped or robbed every time they are walking thru the streets.”
He ends with this happy picture of the End Times:
The smart men will expat before shit hits the fan and watch the entire debaucle from a safe distance. The “thugs” will not go anywhere and will simply rob the women to deal with their “food shortage” issues. The manginas will cower in the corner like pussies … unable to grasp reality, and will also be robbed of their food, water, and possessions by the “thugs” and “bad boys”. The real losers will be women in the end (as it always is following these “Feminist” periods of history … look what happened to women in Babylon, Greece, Egypt, Rome, etc), I suspect many of them will be reduced to fucking for food. …
I’m not really quite sure I’m willing to accept the dire prognostications of someone who can’t spell the word “debacle.”
“You’re apparently feel justified calling Modern day men are “squishy” yet you “feel” insulted being called a parasite.”
Erm, I’m a guy in case you haven’t been paying attention… I’m not being called a parasite here, I reside in the “squishy” catagory.
“Every living thing has a “nature.” Do deer male and female not have a different nature although they are the same species? Don’t all animals of the same species male and female exhibit different qualities as per their nature? Someone will no doubt bring up seahorses being being asexual of a sort, wel thats their nature.”
Here’s the thing. Lets assume that there is a “nature” that you can attribute to human males and human females. This “nature” is supposed to be independant of culture. So how do you go about determining what is of a “female nature” or “male nature” and what is simply a product of the individual or society? It’s a pretty damn hard problem, and pretending you know the answer is just about one of the worst things you can do. You absolutely can’t start with the answer and go from there.
In case you say “I’m not claiming I know the answer,” then you effectively disown your own argument, since saying that human nature is relavent is saying that you know what results from it.
@NWOSlave No love for Rainbow Dash? :O
Yeah I’ve been reading manboobz for awhile and I still don’t fully understand this alpha-beta-omega. Also since I’m a woman, how come I’m not attracted to these so-called “alpha males?” O_o And where do LGBT people and minorities fit into this model?
After reading that hilarious screed by our favourite Hogan lover I’m XD my butt off xD in the genderpocalypse I’d be taking out zombies w/ my shotgun while reading that and be XD my butt off xDDDD
ALSO
I’m watching Jojo Reyes come into the 9th w/ a 11-1 lead and trying to break his (incredibly unlucky) 28 game winless streak and hoping that he finally does 😀
If this was the genderpocalypse.. he’d have been dead a long time ago b/c either his arrows would be missing their mark, or they’d be hitting but the ground troops in front of him would fail xD
Have you all heard of the new Affirmative Action Barbie? You press the button and she says a lot of cool stuff.
“he he he girls come first in college admissions”
“he he he I’m a girl, merit and ability is for boys he he he”
“he he he I was carried on a pedestal to the corner office”
“he he he government contracts go to girl owned businesses…he he he girls come first”
“ohhhh bama he he he Stimulus Packages are for the ladies”
@NWOslave,
I should add that nowhere in my spiel did I mention, refer to, or deny “nature.” You’re coming waaayyy out of left field there, buddy.
I’M A PARASITE! >:3 I feed off the lifeforce of baseball! >:D (atm, I’m also feeding off of every single man reading this post xD MUHAHAHAHAHA)
*yawns*
You know, Trog’s apocalyptic vision is fairly tame and stereotypical to anybody who reads dystopian sf.
For a really incredible look at a future apocalypse and battle of the sexes, let me recommend Joanna Russ’ The Female Man.
Also good, though a different version of apocalyptic futures, Sheri Tepper’s The Gate to Women’s Country.
Count Vardalek from 1894’s The True Story of a Vampire.
Women have this ability as well but men have this in a far greater capicity as all history everywhere bears out.
I’m guessing the whole “dying so that others may live” does not include the hundreds of thousands (millions?) of women who died (and who still die) in childbirth.
It’s funny that MRAs and other pro-lifey knobs will say that it is a woman’s duty to give up her life for her unborn baby, but then will discount this sacrifice entirely …
But if you squeeze ME I say stuff like:
“Jojo Reyes is about to break his winless streak!”
“I hope the stadium collapses so neither the Canucks nor Bruins win!”
“GOOOO WINNIPEGGG!!!!”
“RAWR!”
“NOOOO WHAT DID YOU DO TO CASSSSS!????”
“XD He not only struck him out, his bat went FLYING! xDDDD”
“STOP SQUEEZING ME OR I WIL BREATHE FIRE ON YOUR FACE!”
“YOU ASKED FOR IT….”
“[robotic voice] please insert gasoline in the slot behind your Ami Angelwings’ neck”
“WHOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH”
“MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA”
“If this were the zombie apocalypse I would have gone for your crotch and saved your delicious eyeballs for dinner.”
“MRAs fail at trying to be hilarious xD”
“Ami is a rodeo cat! :D”
“OH WE ARE THE ANTS THAT STEAL YOUR DINNNNNERRRRR!!”
“xD
“XD”
“… please turn the tape over to side B”
@Spearhafoc, you need a blog or a Tumblr or something to show these off.
Since it was actually reading some of trogdor’s ramblings that led me to this blog (I believe through Fundies Say the Darndest Things and he was possibly saying something about women’s brains being walnut sized) now seems an appopriate time to drag myself from the pits of lurkdom…although rather than actually say anything of any importance I’m just going to join in with the post-apocalypse game.
Right now I am surfing the webs and avoiding putting together my third of a group presentation on the “porntopia”, Henry Neville’s Isle of Pines. After the apocalypse I imagine I’d probably be surfing an angry mob (like crowd surfing but with flaming torches instead of lighters…that’s possibly less surfing and more being held hostage) and trying to avoid becoming one of the women at the beginning of Isle of Pines; that is, one of four women popping out babies all fathered by the same man and then watching as he pairs up his children and tells them to go forth and breed.
But really I’d prefer to be defending the last remaining book. Defending it to the death. Not if it’s the Bible though…Book of Eli was an awful movie.
To contribute to the main thread (very) slightly: I’m sure I’ve seen that electrician before.
I think that is more properly described as junk food for the brain.
In other words, something that might taste good at the time but is full of empty calories.
HE DID IT! 😀 YAY JOJO! >:D
Take THAT Wilbon and the rest of you Americans who only read the W/L column and dun actually watch the games (or read the boxscore) XDDDD
In the genderpocalypse Mike Wilbon and me would be fighting in The Arena with swords of +4 slay penis and +5 angel death xD
If you squeezed me I’d either say, “Dude, where’s *my* corner office?” or “Lemme go I need to pee!”
Huh, if you squeezed me I wouldn’t say anything. I’d stare, maybe squeeze back while looking absolutely baffled.
Maybe I’m broken?
You’re not broken, Kirbywarp! It’s society that’s broken! Don’t let their unnatural expectations get you down!
@Kirbywarp you’re not broken, you’ve just been properly feminized…
…I think I’ve given away too much
:O
Thank you Molly, for showing me the light! I’ll never let society get me down again! Thanks fo.. r.. eaz.er…af08h@!$%AVlwernERROR DRIVER 104
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THANK YOU FOR USING KIRBYSYSTEMS
NWO how does a wilting flower such as yourself function in society when you consider making fun of one’s siblings hatred? Do you have to pull over to compose yourself whenever someone honks at you in traffic?
I’m planning on setting up a gallery-type website to display my vampire series, alien series (based on actual “encounters” and conspiracy theories), portraits, and figure work. I’m in a class right now, so it’ll have to wait a month or so.
It’s not just making a website; I also have to retake pictures of pretty-much everything. I need a better camera, or else figure out how to use the white-balance on the one I have. The vampire pictures, for example, are supposed to have white backgrounds – not yellow, not grey – white.
I have a Tumbler that I’ve been using to post drawings for an imaginary Wonder Woman animated series, along with little bios I’ve written for the characters. I spend quite a bit less time on those drawings (to say the least). It’s just a bit of fun.
@Mr. Kobold: You just reminded me of this episode:
XDDD
(oh btw I love Kobolds! 😀 At least in MTG, I made an infinite kobold cannon deck that shocked the heck out of the person playing me the first time xDDD )
HAY WP auto embeds youtube videos for you! :O
This is AWESOME! 😀
… …
“HELLO NWO, I AM THAT WHICH YOU SEEK. HOW FAR DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE ARE YOU WILLING TO GO?”
“The Feminism is a system, NWO. That system is our enemy. But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to go their own way. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.”
“Throughout human history, women have been dependent on men to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. ”
“Boy: Do not try and defend agains the rape charge. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.
NWO: What truth?
Boy: There is no rape.”
“Agent Fields: I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your gender and I realized that you’re not actually human. Every human on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you men do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Men are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.”
*BZZZRT*
everything! I’m gonna live each day to the fullest!