Our friend Trogdor005 has returned with a new manifesto on the greatness of men and the utter suckitude of women. It’s inspiring stuff, rendered extra HEROIC through his use of CAPS, BOLD TEXT, random “quotes” and “italics,” and, from time to time, red lettering.
Trog starts by setting forth a now-familiar thesis: Men do everything, and women are just useless parasites. As he puts it:
Men … are survivors, innovators, explorers, fighters. Most importantly, we men have the ability to ADAPT to changing conditions and environments … something women are incapable of for the most part. …
Take away all the take-out/fast food, automatic cars, cell phones and place one of these self-proclaimed “strong and independent” women out in the wilderness with nothing but the clothes on her back and watch how quickly she starves to death or gets eaten by a bear/lion/tiger/hyena/snake/shark, whichever comes first.
Especially if she’s on her period. Bears love menstrual blood. Sharks, too. Whereas the average man could easily knock a bear out with a swift left hook to the jaw or fend off a shark some sort of clever shark-killing tool he’s managed to fashion out of seaweed, jellyfish and his Speedos. That’s because men are HUNTERS:
[T]he average man is a natural hunter thanks to instincts ingrained in his brain by evolution and (barring injury) can fend for himself. Women on the other hand are PARASITES that depend on, and live almost exclusively off of, MEN for their survival. Even today with all of the technology that we have, women are still COMPLETELY and HOPELESSLY dependent on men.
Trog then provides a long, long list of the things MEN and only MEN do. Some highlights:
– It is MEN that create and service the cars, trucks, and SUVs that women drive to/from work, to/from their “thug” lover’s place, to/from the mall, etc. …
– It is MEN that create and service the computers that women use to hop on Slut-book/MySpace and do their attention whoring.
– It is MEN that build and assemble the couches, sofas, recliners, and other furniture than women use to sit on their fat asses watching shows like “Oprah”. …
– It is MEN that toil and sweat in the fields in scorching temperatures, collecting the raw vegetables/fruits that are then shipped to the grocery stores that women visit.
– It is MEN that work in dangerous unsanitory conditions inside the meat/butcher plants to provide safe meats to the fast-food/take out chains that women frequent.
– It is MEN in the form of police, security guards, and soldiers that provide women with a “safe atmosphere” in which they can walk around freely at night.
– It is MEN in sweat shops halfway across the world, working in some cases for nothing but a meal, that produce the “designer clothes” women buy and wear.
– It is MEN in semi-trucks that transport all of the goods I just mentioned (except real estate of course) to their intended destination and “keep the machine turning”.
– It is MEN that set up and maintain the necessary electrical, telecommunications, and sewage “grids” that make “civilized life” possible….
– And finally, it is MEN who venture deep into the deadly, hazard prone “diamond mines” located in remote locations to retrieve the raw stones which are necessary for, and later cut to create the shiny looking object that goes in THE RING
The bottom line is, women need men, but men DON’T need women.
So here is a collection of pictures of Women Who Do Not Exist, in the World of Trogdor:
Trogdor follows his list of Things That Only Men Do with another familiar MGTOW fantasy:
And of course, if things go total “Road Warrior” on us and the electrical, financial, and transportation grids finally fail altogether, women will be in an even more untenable position. I suspect they will be getting raped, robbed, and otherwise not be safe in “the streets”. The police will NOT help, let alone “other” men … who will not have forgotten all the abuse these same women imposed on them in years past via “divorce”, “child support”, “false rape accusations”, “sexual harrassment”, and “I cheated on you … I love you _____ but I’m not IN love with you”. Aside from the contempt for/distrust of women that will have been built up over the years in such a scenario, most men will simply be too busy trying to survive to the next day to give a fuck about some “desperate” single mom that comes to their front door begging for food.
Has anyone else noticed just how much MGTOWers love talking about how bad women will have it when The Shit Hits The Fan? How much they enjoy fantasizing about women being robbed and raped in a lawless world? How much Trogdor seems to relish the notion of single mothers (and presumably their kids) starving to death?
Trogdor continues on, suggesting that our future looks a lot like “any African country where lawlessness reigns.” Naturally, he manages to throw in yet another reference to women “in constant fear of being raped or robbed every time they are walking thru the streets.”
He ends with this happy picture of the End Times:
The smart men will expat before shit hits the fan and watch the entire debaucle from a safe distance. The “thugs” will not go anywhere and will simply rob the women to deal with their “food shortage” issues. The manginas will cower in the corner like pussies … unable to grasp reality, and will also be robbed of their food, water, and possessions by the “thugs” and “bad boys”. The real losers will be women in the end (as it always is following these “Feminist” periods of history … look what happened to women in Babylon, Greece, Egypt, Rome, etc), I suspect many of them will be reduced to fucking for food. …
I’m not really quite sure I’m willing to accept the dire prognostications of someone who can’t spell the word “debacle.”
Gotta go, flight to Texas today where I can meet all those “hot” female sex offenders. Yippee!
I just had a vision of Slavey experiencing a Road to Damascus conversion and deciding that the Patriarchy was Behind It All.
Trippy.
How is it that women are always crying that they have no “power”
Please point me to examples of all of the women on this board crying about their lack of power. If they’re “always” doing it, that should be easy.
Pick me for the co-op! I can shoot pretty well and am knowledgeable about herbal medicines. I can crochet too. Plus, as an aspiring art therapist, I can help people overcome the PTSD the apocalypse will surely cause.
Woo hoo! UC Santa Cruz! Go Slugs!
Why do kids today call editorials news?
You want this, don’t you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your penis. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
Thread won.
I retract all previous statements of irritation regarding Ami’s constant use of emoticons and txtspeak.
P.S. I can build houses and bread ovens. And garden.
Plus, and this is a unique talent that I understand most men simply don’t possess–I can make NEW HUMAN BEINGS! With nothing more than a splash of semen and a few thousand extra calories.
Any post-apocalyptic society with survival in mind will be wanting those skills.
well I may not be able to match sally strange’s awesome human making capabilities I can surely be of a help in keeping those people alive since I’m going to school to do exactly that. I can also knit, butcher, cook with the best of them, and take care of those children while other people are off hunting and fighting the zombie hoards 🙂
Character creation for the Post-Apocalypse? Sweet!
If David does decide to go with a forums option, this would make a fun role-play.
And Ami definitely wins the thread. (but I still am grateful for the reduced use of emoticons! they made your words very difficult to read!)
Anyone mind if I brew myself a cup of internet crush?
One thing I’ve noticed since I started reading this blog. Underneath all that MRAGTOWPUA anger is a lot of petulant whining, reminiscent of 4-year-olds being told to share and them responding with, “But it’s not faaaaaaiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrr!”
This weekend, on a walk with my husband, I described MRALs epic unbelievable pain. <- sarcasm But the funniest part was when I described his whining about being discriminated against for being "short" and asked the hubs to guess how short MRAL is – "5'9" one inch shorter than me" was his instant response. With no prior knowledge!
I laughed my ass off.
As for my particular contributions to the post-apocalyptic co-op, I’m pretty good with maps and wilderness exploration. Probably make a good scout or messenger.
Or if you just need an extra hand somewhere, I’m fairly adaptable and a fast learner. I wouldn’t even need a guinea pig or hamster!
Post-apocalyptic lady reporting in with rifle and pistol shooting skills as well as EMT certification and extensive backcountry hiking, camping, and trail-building experience.
Also guinea pig husbandry, but there might be some… emotional issues… if you try to eat them. (Note to MRAs: not really.)
Something that occurs to me–even if brute force is the most important thing right after the apocalypse (and even then I suspect the roaming brutes will lose out to competent farmers who have some well-fed brutes defending them), what about 20 or 30 years later?
Then it seems like the most important skill is raising children. Not merely conceiving them, but safely birthing them, keeping them safe and healthy, and teaching them the skills they’ll need. Even if Mad Max takes over in the first couple years, by year 30 the most populous (and thereby, best-defended and best-fed) settlements will belong to the best mothers and fathers.
Even Mad Max tried to look out for the kiddies. In the movie, I mean.
@Ami–Johnny Pez has it, I am meaner than a junkyard dog (unsure of my relative meanness index vis-a-vis junkyard bitches however), but me and Encyclopedia are tight, too.
RE: Post-apocalyptic co-ops,I only ever used a gun once (hit a yucca plant with a shotgun, which was cool), but I am pretty decent with a bow (recurve, never tried a compound bow). Also, I can help build stuff, but only if somebody bribes me with a collection of ratcheting tools. I <3 ratcheting tools.
And SallyStrange has reminded me of of a prof I had in college, who mentioned during her discussion of (Hobbes? I think?) that he thought women had an advantage in an uncivilized society in that they have a source of natural allies in their children. The prof displayed her seriously sick sense of humor at this point by considering that this means they also have a source of meat. Because really, there just aren't enough cannibalism jokes in higher education, apparently.
It occurs to me now that if the post-apocalyptic MRAs are trading women food for sex, or running around fucking and leaving or even raping…
They’re going to be in some serious trouble in 30 years when they’re starting to slow down and all the kids they fathered and left are hitting their prime.
Oh come now David. You’re not buying into this tokenism are you?
Just as I’m coming around to thinking “ok, Futrelle’s a mangina, but he’s a formidable one”, you come out with garbage like this.
Are you mistaking tokenism, attributable to affirmative action, as the real deal? So long as career grrrls need affirmative action to get ahead, they’ve not gotten ahead. In their reliance on AA, they remain languishing in their reliance on men to grant them unearned freebies – the modern verion of opening car doors for the li’l ladies ’cause they can’t get ahead on their own merits. In this context, Trogdor’s point is perfectly valid.
I forgot to contribute to the co-op! I can crochet, hunt, garden, and cook. Oh, and probably bear children, though I’ve never tried.
I mean honestly, this bullshit is so tired. I’ve fucking *taught* riflery, I’m even certified by the NRA (you have to, to teach, I don’t agree with their propos) but I’m probably just as imaginary as those wacky female electricians or whatever.
Holly! Don’t forget. Your gender in a post apocalyptic world has tank girl…
I’m actually still using smileys, they just aren’t the ones that WP turn into things xD <— like that! :3 <— and that! ^o^ <— and that! 😀 <— but not that 🙁 <— or that <_<;; but I am glad that I win things! 😀
now I can't ever use the other pointy bracket or this entire thread will disappear xD
(and I like how ppl dun follow up on news -_-;; it was alrdy put on another thread about the "hot sex offender" thing, the follow up, how it was an attempt by the writer to get ppl to realize that sex offenders come in all shapes and sizes (which is a good thing to remind ppl of! cuz ppl keep being obsessed with the criminal minds idea of when these things happen and by whom 🙁 ) but it didn't work well (tho I got it, I mean it was clearly over the top, but I guess some ppl see what they expect or fear to see : ) and outraged everybody from MRAs to feminists to Christians to family groups to Conservatives to Liberals xD It was a very uniting fail of bad parody! xD But as I said, this isn't about ideology, it's just about information 🙂 And I know a lot of ppl read something on FB, or on a blog or something, get upset, then move on and dun notice the page a billion follow up, but I think ppl would want to know that their anger is based on a misreading and insufficient context and information 🙂 Life is too short to be getting angry at fictional stuff as well as real stuff xD )
And I still haven't used the closing bracket in a smiley! I rock! :3
Hmm. I don’t think Trogdor realizes that you need social skills to survive after a collapse. The bitter loner that neither women nor men want to be around will have to fend for himself entirely, and will probably just starve or freeze in pretty short order.
Can I join the post-apoco co-op?
I make a pretty good brain casserole.