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Mutant Illuminati whores, oh my!

Illuminati tool?

You can always count on men’s-rightser-turned-conspiracy-maven Henry Makow for sound and sensible commentary on the sexual and social mores of today.

Oh, wait, it’s not Opposite Day. You can count on Henry for loopy misogynist paranoia.

Henry recently took a trip to Toronto, where, he explains,

signs of the elite’s psychological attack on heterosexuals are everywhere. Young females are the main victims.

His evidence for this? He noticed some people fundraising for a program designed to help girls in the Third World. He read about a conference of feminists in Winnipeg.  (No, it’s still not opposite day: in his mind these things are terrible for girls.) Oh, and he read about one oddball couple that is raising their kid to be genderless.

All this leads him to conclude, naturally, that the powers that be are trying to make women obsolete. Huh? Let’s let him explain it, because I sure can’t:

WOMEN BECOMING OBSOLETE

If a woman will not accept her husband’s just leadership, she does not love him. …

A woman loves by surrendering power to her husband in exchange for his power (protection) expressed as love. Men want power; women want love. …

Masculinity is defined by power. Power = penis. Empower women and you give them a psychological penis. You neuter them.

Well, damn. That doesn’t sound good. Who exactly is giving women these psychological penises?

By sabotaging their gender identity and their faith in marriage, the Illuminati are transforming females into their sexless worker-drones and amateur whores.

Oh, right. Those guys. Those guys must be really, really busy.

Anyway, back to Henry’s trip to Toronto:

Most of the young women I saw on the street clearly defined their self-worth in terms of sex appeal. …

But they seemed to regard male attention as predatory. They were like amateur streetwalkers who were both too self-enamored and gender-confused to relate to males.

There’s also a chance that these women looked at Mr. Makow and thought, “huh, a weird angry dude old enough to be my father is staring at my tits like they belong to him. I will definitely not be having sex with him.”

Oh, and apparently ol Henry has heard about the Slutwalks:

Yet they will actually demonstrate for the right to behave like sluts without suffering any consequences. Their younger sisters are also being sexualized and look like Brooke Shields in the film Pretty Baby.

Um, THAT’s your cultural reference? Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby? Not, I dunno, the Bratz? And seriously, if you want to reference a 70s movie that creepily sexualizes underage girls, at least be a little original about it: go with Jodie Foster, in Bugsy Malone.

If you’ve never heard of Bugsy Malone, or simply want to remind yourself of its icky weirdness, the trailer below should help.

Ol Henry again:

The Illuminati are turning young women into mutants, unfit for marriage, and unfit for motherhood.

They are fit only to betray themselves and their society as cannon fodder in the New World Order.

Our world is increasingly zany because it is controlled by a Cabalist satanic cult, the Illuminati.

Dude, way to totally sell yourself short.  The world is zany because of people like you. And the producers of Bugsy Malone.

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Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

Average student financial aid awarded in 2007-08 academic year:

Men: $12830
Women: $12670

http://nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d09/tables/dt09_340.asp

Looks like very close to 50-50 to me. Men even got a bit more, on average.

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
13 years ago

I’m still snickering over this one:

“The Rothchild family funded the entire communist movement. Had the Czar, his wife and five daughters put to death.”

Nicholas and Alexandra had four daughters and one son.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

There was no historical oppression of women.

Yes, and we’ve always been at war with Eurasia, except when we haven’t.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

You’re a racist Holly because if a say anything bad any person who happens to be a Jew you pull out the anti-semetic victim card and leap to their defense.

I refuse to answer any more questions or converse with you. Being a mutt racism disgusts me, and you are a racist.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

Nicholas and Alexandra had four daughters and one son.

Ha! That’s what they want you to think! Do you really think they kept little Alexei hidden because he had hemophilia?

We are through the looking glass, people!

Holly
13 years ago

I wonder, since women weren’t oppressed, why we weren’t allowed to vote, in many instances weren’t allowed to own property, weren’t allowed to hold most “male” jobs even if we wanted them, weren’t allowed to get an education on a part with men…

We must not have wanted these things. Voting’s boring anyway. Let’s go shopping!

…wait, I can’t go shopping, I have no money of my own and am legally property of my husband, who is legally allowed to rape me and unlikely to be punished if he beats me. Goshdarnit.

Holly
13 years ago

Ha ha, you’re starting to worry I might be right, so instead of questioning yourself and going “oh shit, I’m getting my information from some seriously sketchy sources, I gotta double-check that shit” you’re pulling the “I DON’T TALK TO RACISTS” card.

Nice way to avoid thinking.

I should try it sometime.
“Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?”
“Um… 65 exactly?”
“Not exactly. Exactly 88.7, in fact. Can I see your licence and registration?”
“I DON’T TALK TO RACISTS!!!!”

kristinmh
kristinmh
13 years ago

Henry Makow! He had a column in the Toronto Street News (a newspaper sold on the street by homeless and marginally housed people and some PWD). Still does, maybe. I haven’t read it in years.

His stuff was always good for a laugh in the “Buh? WTF?” vein.

Apparently his anti-semitism (even though he used to sign himself “Henry Makow: Jewish writer”) and that of the publisher of Street News have caused the SPLC to list them as a hate group.

In re: Illuminati conspiracy theorists, the only one I know in real life is also a 9-11 Truther who also thinks that no Jews died in the twin towers and that flu shots are a form of mind control. I have not sounded out his views on the Holocaust.

The most entertaining conspiracy theorist I ever met was a guy who was convinced that the Mennonites were out to get him. But that’s another story.

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

I dunno … if feminism were really funded generously by the richest families in the world, if the most powerful secret societies that rule our destinations were so thoroughly invested in things like feminism, women’s rights, abortion, Communism, and socialism, then why are all of those things constantly under fire in the U.S., and around the world?

Rockefeller’s doing a crappy job, when abortion rights are being restricted by nearly every state in the U.S., when the Times’ coverage of an 11-year-old rape victim is as rape-blamey as any episode of a daytime soap, when Wisconsin takes a step back 80 years or so to prevent collective bargaining rights, when the government won’t allow private health insurers to cover their customers’ abortions, when a rape victim is said to be not too drunk to consent but too drunk to testify about the crime — I mean, where is all this money going? Why are these incredibly powerful people doing such a shitty job of molding society to their evil plans?

Holly
13 years ago

Also it’s funny that NWO calls himself a “mutt”–for those who weren’t in on the previous time this happened, he’s various different kinds of white European, plus like 1/16th Spanish. FYI.

There’s nothing wrong with that–I respect people of all races as long as they respect mine–but it makes the “multiracial” card pretty hilarious.

Sarah
Sarah
13 years ago

Bee! You don’t understand! The goal isn’t to achieve feminism. The goal is to keep everyone busy in court battles and such so that we’re too distracted to revolt when the true takeover happens. THEY FUND BOTH SIDES! DON’T YOU SEE! The whole plan is too elegant and sophisticated for you to understand.

They also fund Jersey Shore and tanning salons.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

You’re a racist Holly because if a say anything bad any person who happens to be a Jew you pull out the anti-semetic victim card and leap to their defense.

Dude, seriously, what the fuck? She did nothing of the sort. She just pointed out that the site you linked to also had holocaust denial content. And, yes, you linked to before to the Institute for Historical Review, a site that’s all about holocaust denial. Understandably, she asked if you believed the holocaust occurred, and she gave you credit when you said that you did. And now you freak out and start calling Holly a racist? Again, dude, I say What The Fuck?

From the Jubilee 2012 website:

One of the world’s dirtiest secrets and lies is the holocaust-hoax. The Jews that were rounded-up and placed in camps in Nazi Germany were placed there not for punishment and extermination. They were placed there for their protection and security, while the German nation and the rest of the world went to war and millions of people were fighting and killing each-other; suffering and dying. The only reason the Jews were found starving in the camps at the end of the war was because Germany’s resources became depleted during the war-effort and supplies to the camps were failing as they had failed throughout the nation and were failing the German army.

What does that sound like to you if not holocaust denial? I think you owe Holly an apology.

I refuse to answer any more questions or converse with you.

Well, golly, that sounds like a credible threat. If we all turn out to be racists, will you go away and never come back?

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

Dave, tell me where on that page that I liked, the word holocaust is mentioned?

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

linked I mean

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

The most entertaining conspiracy theorist I ever met was a guy who was convinced that the Mennonites were out to get him. But that’s another story.

Me, I’m in hiding from the Amish. They’re using the internet to find me.

spitfire
spitfire
13 years ago

…. NWO – Links and quotes have been provided to that site that YOU linked to first.

Do you honestly wonder why no one takes you seriously?

Lady Victoria von Syrus
Lady Victoria von Syrus
13 years ago

I once visited the Tolerance Museum and Holocaust Memorial in Los Angeles, and one of the awesome things about that place is that the tour guides are all Holocaust survivors. They tell you about their experience in the camps and what it was like, and it’s really moving to talk to someone who was actually there.

Anyway, the tour guide for my group said he swore to believe any Holocaust Denier, as a group or a person, if they could offer demonstrable proof as to what happened to the rest of his family in the ’40s.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

Oh, I see. It wasn’t on that particular page, so therefore it doesn’t count. So, what, they’re wrong about the Holocaust but nothing else?

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

Go to the link I provided spitfire and read that page, pull me a qoute from that page where the word holocaust is mentioned.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

I mean, come on NWO. You linked to a site with Holocaust denial content. This isn’t the first time you’ve done that. The response of a reasonable person when confronted with that fact is “Oh, I’m sorry. It won’t happen again” not “You racist! I’m not talking to you anymore!”

Seriously, dude, get help.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

Captain bathrobe, if I click on every link in this forum will it take me to a page that is pro this forum?

KristinMH
13 years ago

Me, I’m in hiding from the Amish. They’re using the internet to find me.

That was part of it! He really thought that the Mennonites were reading his emails. I was like “what, on a horse-powered computer made out of wood?”

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

If I went to some elitist racist cite and it said 76% of blacks in this country are born out of wedlock, would that statement be false?

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

NWO to the top rope, here’s the moonsault on Holly… OH MY GAWD HOLLY COUNTERED IT INTO A DDT! WHAT AN IMPACT! Holly’s waiting for NWO to get up now to finish him off with a Hollycanrana… wait… NWO is rolling out of the ring! He’s running up the ramp now! He wants nothing to do with Holly! The ref is declaring Holly the winner by default but NWO doesn’t seem to care!

Why should he JR? He’s a winner in all our hearts! I know he is in mine!

What a coward! What a yellow bellied coward! This is a disgrace! Folks, what you’ve just witnessed is one of the most disgraceful, cowardly displays in the history of the MBZ!

No it’s not JR! Holly was about to lose the match, NWO declared the match over because he doesn’t want to humiliate her! What a gentleman! What a HERO JR!

Oh for crying out loud King! He RAN OFF! He’s a yellow bellied coward!

You’re just afraid to anger Holly because she’s Jewish and can get you fired JR! NWO was right! That’s why he ran! He knew that even if he won, he’d be made to look like the bad guy by people like you! He’s a hero JR! A true American hero!

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