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Mutant Illuminati whores, oh my!

Illuminati tool?

You can always count on men’s-rightser-turned-conspiracy-maven Henry Makow for sound and sensible commentary on the sexual and social mores of today.

Oh, wait, it’s not Opposite Day. You can count on Henry for loopy misogynist paranoia.

Henry recently took a trip to Toronto, where, he explains,

signs of the elite’s psychological attack on heterosexuals are everywhere. Young females are the main victims.

His evidence for this? He noticed some people fundraising for a program designed to help girls in the Third World. He read about a conference of feminists in Winnipeg.  (No, it’s still not opposite day: in his mind these things are terrible for girls.) Oh, and he read about one oddball couple that is raising their kid to be genderless.

All this leads him to conclude, naturally, that the powers that be are trying to make women obsolete. Huh? Let’s let him explain it, because I sure can’t:

WOMEN BECOMING OBSOLETE

If a woman will not accept her husband’s just leadership, she does not love him. …

A woman loves by surrendering power to her husband in exchange for his power (protection) expressed as love. Men want power; women want love. …

Masculinity is defined by power. Power = penis. Empower women and you give them a psychological penis. You neuter them.

Well, damn. That doesn’t sound good. Who exactly is giving women these psychological penises?

By sabotaging their gender identity and their faith in marriage, the Illuminati are transforming females into their sexless worker-drones and amateur whores.

Oh, right. Those guys. Those guys must be really, really busy.

Anyway, back to Henry’s trip to Toronto:

Most of the young women I saw on the street clearly defined their self-worth in terms of sex appeal. …

But they seemed to regard male attention as predatory. They were like amateur streetwalkers who were both too self-enamored and gender-confused to relate to males.

There’s also a chance that these women looked at Mr. Makow and thought, “huh, a weird angry dude old enough to be my father is staring at my tits like they belong to him. I will definitely not be having sex with him.”

Oh, and apparently ol Henry has heard about the Slutwalks:

Yet they will actually demonstrate for the right to behave like sluts without suffering any consequences. Their younger sisters are also being sexualized and look like Brooke Shields in the film Pretty Baby.

Um, THAT’s your cultural reference? Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby? Not, I dunno, the Bratz? And seriously, if you want to reference a 70s movie that creepily sexualizes underage girls, at least be a little original about it: go with Jodie Foster, in Bugsy Malone.

If you’ve never heard of Bugsy Malone, or simply want to remind yourself of its icky weirdness, the trailer below should help.

Ol Henry again:

The Illuminati are turning young women into mutants, unfit for marriage, and unfit for motherhood.

They are fit only to betray themselves and their society as cannon fodder in the New World Order.

Our world is increasingly zany because it is controlled by a Cabalist satanic cult, the Illuminati.

Dude, way to totally sell yourself short.  The world is zany because of people like you. And the producers of Bugsy Malone.

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Holly
13 years ago

I always wonder what information sources people like NWO are working with. I’m assuming he doesn’t have any actual “inside connections,” and is just going off news reports and historical sources that are matters of public record. (Or, more likely, other conspiracy theorists, but they’re going off public information, anyway.)

The thing is, these sources are available to everyone. And 99% of people–including people who were part of these events, including people who are professional historians, including people who are investigative reporters–have interpreted them differently. When you’re working with the same facts everyone else knows, acting like your nonstandard interpretation of those facts is The Secret Truth is simultaneously arrogant and incredibly naive.

I’d be interested in a conspiracy theorist who told me he was actually (credibly) involved in the Jews Controlling The World conspiracy or heard about it first-hand somehow, but not one who read the same history books as me and just decided to fit them into a fantasy narrative.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

Rockefeller contributions to feminism.

http://www.rockefellerfoundation.org/search/?q=women

Rothchild wealth and control, no matter where you go the wealth is always estimated at around 500 trillion dollars.

http://www.jubilee2012.50webs.com/the_house_of_rothschild.htm

Heres a documentary on how your money is created and who controls it.

Holly
13 years ago

Or, the short version: “If the Illuminati control everything, why aren’t they able to hide their existence from the least connected, least informed members of society?”

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

Oh sure, conspiracy theories are lots of fun. It’s conspiracy theorists that bore me to tears.

I keep reading “psychological penis,” but singing “Detachable Penis.” I wonder what King Missile is doing these days … Makow’s loopy rant might make for interesting song lyrics.

Holly
13 years ago

The Rockefeller Foundation contributes to a ton of charitable causes. They also contribute to agricultural improvements in Africa and healthcare in developing countries.

The fact that their charity supports feminist causes doesn’t mean that they control feminism, much less that they control it maliciously, much less that they are the only ones controlling this herd of cats I call my movement.

Holly
13 years ago

Oh man, another holocaust denial website, NWO! (Jubiliee2012.)

So hey: Do you believe in the Holocaust?

(My grandmother was a notorious liar, so I’ll believe you if you say she made up all those dead sibilings. She was no doubt doing her part for the cause.)

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/

This is reminding me of what’s going on here xD

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

So wait: if the Rockefellers fund all feminism, and Holly has given money to feminist causes, then that must mean…

(dramatic pause)

HOLLY’S A ROCKEFELLER!

Holly! My girl! You know I love you, right? How about sending a little of that green my way?

(Call me!) 🙂

Johnny
Johnny
13 years ago

“Conspiracy is simply a word people use when something doesn’t fit into their ideology.”

Conspiracies are something that people make up to make things that make them uncomfortable into something ancient, awful and sinister.

SallyStrange
SallyStrange
13 years ago

My first thought when reading this was,

“I PENETRATE YOUR MIND WITH MY PSYCHOLOGICAL PENIS!! MUAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!”

Carry on.

Lady Victoria von Syrus
Lady Victoria von Syrus
13 years ago

Because NWOslave obviously thinks it’s a crime to donate money to organizations dedicated to helping women. Because that means that somewhere, there’s a man not being helped. Which is a tragedy, because women only get help after all the men have been helped first.

So, what, all DV shelters in the nation/world are financed by Rockefellers? And it’s all a conspiracy to get women to leave their husbands and take his children away, and nothing at all to do with the fact that a bunch of people realized that they could really save some lives that everyone else had overlooked. Betty Friedan was obviously just an Illuminati puppet, and totally not at all interested in trying to make life better for women who were miserable when forced into their prescribed gender roles.

Again, NWOslave, what’s your view of the Illuminati endgame? Why are they doing all of this? What’s the point of creating feminism as a political tool? What will the New World Order look like when it is finally achieved?

Holly
13 years ago

Conspiracies are something that people make up to make things that make them uncomfortable into something ancient, awful and sinister.

Sometimes. Other times, I think conspiracies are something that people make up about issues that don’t affect them in real life (very few Jewish Holocaust deniers) so that they can feel like they’re part of something big and dramatic and so they can imagine they know something the common rabble don’t.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

http://search.un.org/search?q=women&output=xml_no_dtd&client=UN_Website_en&num=10&lr=lang_en&proxystylesheet=UN_Website_en&oe=UTF-8&ie=UTF-8&sort=date%3AD%3AL%3Ad1&ud=1&exclude_apps=1&site=un_org

This is the UN site for womens advancement.

The reason feminism is the perfect tool for installing world marxism/communism/socialism is because racism will only get you so far. In a country where there is a largely homogeneous population trying to incite racism won’t work. Since every country has men and women you have a built in division if properly exploited. Men being the oppressor class and women being the victim class.

It’s like I tried to explain to you about the Haiti disaster. 16 food distribution centers gave food to women only. You can look it up and see its true. In that case only women were given food and they literally seperated and guarded by UN troops. Of course after a week of starvation the men attacked with machettes. The women were then told by the media to “fear” men because they were attacking women for food. The entire situation was artificially created. Women than begged for more “protection” from UN forces. It was the perfect plan created by the UN instilling a division where there was none before. The man was the oppressor and the woman was the victim. Womens fears were played upon to perfection.

We’ll take Title IX in the US. By the 70s women weren’t forbidden from any schools other than all male schools, but there were also all female schools. Today 58% of college degrees are obtained by women. Yet Title IX was handed an extra 1 billion dollars a month ago. They are now a seperate police force to deal with the supposed sexual harrassment epidemic. Since women are getting more degrees than men why didn’t Title IX vanish. They can’t, they’ll never go away, they must incite hatred or lose their funding. Can any of you aswer me why Title IX exists if women recieve the lions share of degrees?

Once an State agency is in place in can only grow larger and they play on womens fears to accomplish this.

law1204
law1204
13 years ago

Remember Slavey only has room in his reptile brain for two types of people, those who agree with him and those who don’t, so naturally commie feminist Satanist Illuminati Jews are one group.

Yes, but the question is, are they alphas or omegas?

Or, the short version: “If the Illuminati control everything, why aren’t they able to hide their existence from the least connected, least informed members of society?”

LMAO!!!

Lady Victoria von Syrus
Lady Victoria von Syrus
13 years ago

Also, I kind have to take issue with the logic fail in the original post being mocked:

Most of the young women I saw on the street clearly defined their self-worth in terms of sex appeal.

Well, yeah, because all he’s doing is looking, and therefore all he has to go on is personal appearance. Did he actually try and sit down with these women and find out what they thought of themselves, their bodies and their best attributes as a person? It’s not like people walk around with their diplomas silk screened onto the backs of their coats, or their life goals tattooed on their foreheads.

Holly
13 years ago

So yes, NWO, there are charities, including big important ones, that give things to women. This isn’t proof of some conspiracy. This is proof that there are a lot of people in need in the world and more than half of them are women or children being cared for by women.

Can any of you aswer me why Title IX exists if women recieve the lions share of degrees?
To ensure that men can never receive less than 50% of funding! Aren’t you glad for that protection?

Oh, and by the by: DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE HOLOCAUST?

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Holly…Planned parenthood, founded and funded by the Rockefeller foundation. Kil, kill kill. They love dead people.

SallyStrange
SallyStrange
13 years ago

I blame the proliferation of conspiracy theories on our schools’ refusal to teach critical thinking, much less systemic analysis. Plus there’s the myth of rugged individuals and rational actors–which leave people predisposed to make the basic error that there are only two options:

1. It’s not happening at all

2. It’s happening because someone’s doing it on purpose

There’s no understanding of emergent properties and unintended consequences. Which is a major obstacle to fixing systemic problems like sexism, racism, poverty and all the rest.

Holly
13 years ago

Wow, I didn’t catch this one:

By the 70s women weren’t forbidden from any schools other than all male schools,

An amazing feat of logic.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Holly

“To ensure that men can never receive less than 50% of funding! Aren’t you glad for that protection?”

I’m afraid men recieve little if any State funding for college.

Holly
13 years ago

Hey, you’re responding to me! But not to the incredibly obvious question: DO YOU BELIEVE THE HOLOCAUST OCCURRED?

Because boy are you good buddies with some people who don’t.

SallyStrange
SallyStrange
13 years ago

Haitian rape gangs? No such thing. Just a media conspiracy.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

By the 70s women weren’t forbidden from any schools other than all male schools

I suppose hermaphrodites were welcome anywhere?