You can always count on men’s-rightser-turned-conspiracy-maven Henry Makow for sound and sensible commentary on the sexual and social mores of today.
Oh, wait, it’s not Opposite Day. You can count on Henry for loopy misogynist paranoia.
Henry recently took a trip to Toronto, where, he explains,
signs of the elite’s psychological attack on heterosexuals are everywhere. Young females are the main victims.
His evidence for this? He noticed some people fundraising for a program designed to help girls in the Third World. He read about a conference of feminists in Winnipeg. (No, it’s still not opposite day: in his mind these things are terrible for girls.) Oh, and he read about one oddball couple that is raising their kid to be genderless.
All this leads him to conclude, naturally, that the powers that be are trying to make women obsolete. Huh? Let’s let him explain it, because I sure can’t:
WOMEN BECOMING OBSOLETE
If a woman will not accept her husband’s just leadership, she does not love him. …
A woman loves by surrendering power to her husband in exchange for his power (protection) expressed as love. Men want power; women want love. …
Masculinity is defined by power. Power = penis. Empower women and you give them a psychological penis. You neuter them.
Well, damn. That doesn’t sound good. Who exactly is giving women these psychological penises?
By sabotaging their gender identity and their faith in marriage, the Illuminati are transforming females into their sexless worker-drones and amateur whores.
Oh, right. Those guys. Those guys must be really, really busy.
Anyway, back to Henry’s trip to Toronto:
Most of the young women I saw on the street clearly defined their self-worth in terms of sex appeal. …
But they seemed to regard male attention as predatory. They were like amateur streetwalkers who were both too self-enamored and gender-confused to relate to males.
There’s also a chance that these women looked at Mr. Makow and thought, “huh, a weird angry dude old enough to be my father is staring at my tits like they belong to him. I will definitely not be having sex with him.”
Oh, and apparently ol Henry has heard about the Slutwalks:
Yet they will actually demonstrate for the right to behave like sluts without suffering any consequences. Their younger sisters are also being sexualized and look like Brooke Shields in the film Pretty Baby.
Um, THAT’s your cultural reference? Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby? Not, I dunno, the Bratz? And seriously, if you want to reference a 70s movie that creepily sexualizes underage girls, at least be a little original about it: go with Jodie Foster, in Bugsy Malone.
If you’ve never heard of Bugsy Malone, or simply want to remind yourself of its icky weirdness, the trailer below should help.
Ol Henry again:
The Illuminati are turning young women into mutants, unfit for marriage, and unfit for motherhood.
They are fit only to betray themselves and their society as cannon fodder in the New World Order.
Our world is increasingly zany because it is controlled by a Cabalist satanic cult, the Illuminati.
Dude, way to totally sell yourself short. The world is zany because of people like you. And the producers of Bugsy Malone.
You can draw a loose connection between the Illuminati and Satanism, but it’s kind of a reach. The Illuminati are supposed to be the ‘bringers of light’, and therefore revere the concept of Lucifer, who in their mythology rebelled against a strict and fascist god to bring the light of knowledge to mankind. So you can kind of tie it to Satanism in a way, but LaVey was more about being selfish than in pursuing enlightenment. But then you get to the question, “If the Illuminati are supposed to be the bringers of light, then why are they such a shadowy and hidden organization?” To which I reply, “That is a very good question, young grasshopper, and should show you just what these theories are worth.”
There are a bunch of secret and semi-secret societies that sprang up in the Victorian Era; its thought the Illuminati died out, though a few others remain active in the current day. Of course, it’s easier to target the one that’s not around, rather than the ones that are. No pesky members to arise with contradictions.
And so Lenin and Weisshaupt both realized that women were influential members of society? That has to be a conspiracy. There’s no possible way that men would think of women as being people for any other reason than world domination. And even that quote by Weisshaupt is sexist and inaccurate.
Here’s the big question I always ask true believers – to what end? What is the end goal of the Illuminati? Why? How will this help them achieve that? Why would the founding fathers of the nation try to set up a system of belief in personal liberty and the value of freedom, only to use that nation as a springboard for the New World Order?
Sure, slavey. And the UN’s black helicopters are on their way to bomb your house with DDT, which will turn you gay. I think I read that somewhere.
Right-wing conspirationists can’t even distinguish between liberalism (center right politicians like Obama) and communism (usually only aware of Marxism, a far left revolutionary creed, mostly defunct) anymore. Trying to have them differentiate between Cabalism (a Jewish occult practice), Satanism (a Christian heresy) and Illuminism/Freemasonry (a mostly secular, sometimes to the point of anti-clericalism, creed) is asking for a lot. Most of them think of any Christian who doesn’t happen to be part of the exact evangelical sect that they are members of as satanists.
Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population – Des Moines, Iowa, for example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can’t build on it, you can’t grow anything in it. The government says it’s due to poor farming. But I know what’s really going on, Stuart. I know it’s the queers. They’re in it with the aliens. They’re building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God.
ah crap.. does this mean NWO’s ramblings are now on topic? Saints preserve us…
from the vid: “There was no reason why World War 1 should have happened”
I seem to recall a certain assasination that took place.. noo, that couldn’t have possibly caused a war! Must be that some rich family paid both sides to fight! yeah, that’s it. Also, Hitler didn’t really want to bring a new Germany to the world, he was paid off by those coniving Rothschilds.
Not just the assassination caused WWI, but Europe at the time was a tangle of treaties, alliances and rivalries. Had the assassination gone off in a politically stable Europe, it would have been a blip in the history. But the shooting of the Archduke was the pebble that started the avalanche.
Then the Treaty of Versailles punished the fuck out of the losing Germans, setting them up for a WWII-flavored comeback.
@Lady Victoria von Syrus
No, I know, history isn’t simple. It irks me that the video simply consists of a dramatic history reading followed by a blindside of assertions. Of course, that’s really all conspiracy theories ever are, right?
Well, that’s why I enjoy reading them for fun and entertainment, kind like how I enjoy reading Lord of the Rings for the exact same reasons.
Here I was assuming we’d established that NWO was from an alternate reality and THAT’S why none of his history tidbits match up with reality!
Also, my rebuttal was more directed to NWOslave and the people who believe the video, rather than directly at you 🙂
I just knew that it would just be a matter of time before slavey showed up, insisting that this is not conspiracy theory, these are facts! Wake up sheeple!
Besides, why the fuck would an unbelievably rich family fund “the entire communist movement?” If they really funded a movement dedicated to the destruction of their own class, then they are not only uncommonly rich but uncommonly stupid.
But I suppose that’s all part of the conspiracy, right?
Well, Captain B, we know that Communism is evil (and aren’t going to bother looking into what makes it tick) and we know that the Illuminati/Freemasons/Rich People are evil, ergo…
@Holly,
Yeah, really, what the fuck? I’ve been wearing out my keyboard defending feminism and all I got was…well, not even a t-shirt. Cheap bastards.
Well, Captain B, we know that Communism is evil (and aren’t going to bother looking into what makes it tick) and we know that the Illuminati/Freemasons/Rich People are evil, ergo…
Yeah, I know, it’s the same logic that puts Hitler and liberals in the same category. Free association is a useful psycho-therapeutic tool, but it’s no way to analyze history.
CB – I’ve actually given money to feminist advocacy groups and rape crisis centers. Boy do I feel like a sucker.
YEAH! TORONTO REPRESENT!
I have nothing constructive to add to this conversation, I just like it when my city shows up things I read.
All right, that does it Holly! I’m not writing one more comment until those selfish assholes mail me big, fat check! It’s a matter of principal. Well, actually it’s not, but still.
Remember Slavey only has room in his reptile brain for two types of people, those who agree with him and those who don’t, so naturally commie feminist Satanist Illuminati Jews are one group.
You know, for a guy who wants to talk about examples of why the city is emasculated, he somehow misses the 3 biggest examples: The Toronto Maple Leafs, The Toronto Raptors and the Toronto Blue Jays (tho they do have that manstud Jose Bautista xD I’d have his babies! But only if he can hit 50+ HRs again)
But when the largest city in the country has such pathetic examples representing manhood (and they dun even have a REAL FOOTBALL TEAM, they have pansy Canadian football, which is like Football for chicks!), how can you expect the men to be nething other than spineless worms, and the women to be nething other than super hot ugly femme butch illumislutties? >_<;;;
on the other hand, thanks to Pecunium + the lovely and talented Kirbywarp, I now know what an orgasm during straight sex is… it's when you GO INTO WARP xD
So that’s where all those ‘increase your penis size’ spam emails are coming from. The Illuminati are trying to neuter me.
On the subject of the Illuminati, Satanists, conspiracy theories and Jews, can I recommend Umberto Eco’s new book, The Prague Cemetary? It’s really Eco at his best, showing how conservative forces in the nineteenth century shaped the twentieth century and its horrors. It’s really, really good.
Yes, but just for this one topic. It’s sort of a present to him. I’m sure he’s been dying for a chance to post all that Rockefeller/Illuminati shit.
Like others here I am puzzled how giving someone a penis, psychological or otherwise, equates to neutering them. Especially when power=penis.
Presumably the inverse is also true, penis=power.
Giving someone power isn’t neutering them.
Oh, and Illuminati? Really?
What I dun get is that if the conspiracy is so all encompassing and impossible to break through and feminism has these powerful backers that control every single thing… then aren’t men just doomed? At the very least, trolling the internet isn’t going to fix it… is it? o_O Is this a battle for believers… like against the Ori? 😮