Poor Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Picture the scene.
It’s January 1997. Arnold’s in a good mood, sitting in his den, paging through the latest issue of Variety. He chuckles to himself. Fuck the critics! Jingle All the Way is putting asses in the seats of the multiplexes of America, and that means money in the bank to the Terminator.
Suddenly, he hears the door to the room click shut behind him. It’s that devious maid again, with her wily, sexy Latin ways! “Que pasa?” she says, running her hands through his hair. He’s still not quite sure what that phrase means, exactly, but it seems to have a hypnotic effect on him, and his penis. He pulls the maid to him.
The next minute and a half are a blur. “Curses!” he mutters to himself, as he realizes that, once again, the wily maid has lured his hapless penis into her vaginal cavity. But it’s too late. The penis has released its precious load. “Me han robado tu esperma,” she hisses. “¿Dónde está la biblioteca?”
This, give or take a few of the details, seems to be how the author of the Rebuking Feminism blog imagines the events that led to the birth of Arnold’s love-child 14 years ago. Yep: in his version of events, it’s the women – both the maid, Patty Baena, and wife Maria – who are responsible for Arnold’s indiscretions:
Maria Shriver should have known better than to let any half way decent looking woman spend so much time in the house. The whole ballgame changes when a man reaches Arnold’s status. Women come begging to be f***ed by you. Women practically disrobe and spread when guys like Arnold walk in the room. I’m sure he abstained plenty of times but women like this maid wait for her opportunity when in such close proximity.
It’s tough, I guess, to be a freakishly huge, fabulously wealthy alpha male who wants to fuck everything in sight. But tougher indeed to be a beta:
As is quite common with the type of situation that took place with Arnold, I’m sure this little whore took her prized bastard back home to be raised by her oblivious, committed, and cuckolded beta male husband.
Some people might say, hey, isn’t Arnold partially to blame for cuckolding that little whore’s cuckolded beta male husband? No. It’s important to remember: he’s a victim too, and obviously not responsible for the sexual activity that Mrs. Baena lured him into with her fiery Latin vagina.
Maria may now file for divorce. The only people to end up completely fu*ked here will be the two men…Arnold for engaging in adultery (and the price only men have to pay for it) and the man that was cuckolded by his adulterous whore wife and will have to pay for it as well. Men bear liability to women on both sides of the equation. Men have no rights.
Now all Maria and Patty need to do is sit back and collect the cash. Ka-ching-gle All the Way!
EDITED TO ADD: The author of the post has added a response to my post as a addendum to his original post. The gist of it:
Arnold and his impropriety was not the intended focus of this article. I take it as common knowledge among my readers that what Arnold did was obviously wrong. This was not the point of the article.
The point of this article was to illustrate how adultery is supported by law on one end (the female end) and not supported by law on the male end.
Kratch, I didn’t just assume Arnold wanted to fuck everything in sight. You are aware that he has a long history of being a gropey horny dude?
Here he is groping some Brazilian dancers and “teaching a woman English” by getting her to basically fellate a carrot stick.
The groping starts about 2:30 in or so.
@ Kratch:
Where do the men figure into this? I mean, most dudes who fuck married women know they’re married. So what’s their responsibility to society/the woman/the child?
@Kratch,
Here’s one:
Captain Kathy Mazza was killed in the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks while attempting to rescue the victims trapped in the World Trade Center.
She was leading a group of people down stairs when the building started to collapse. Using her 9mm sidearm, Captain Mazza shot out glass walls, enabling many to escape. Captain Mazza was the first female commander of the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey Police Department.
http://www.odmp.org/officer/15797-captain-kathy-mazza
Here’s another:
http://www.moirasmith.com/
Here’s still another:
http://todayremember.blogspot.com/2010/10/today-we-remember-yamel-merino.html
CB: Why are you trying to use facts on them? I mean really… NWO, Arnie… the one has not much more than canned rants, and the other is of the opinion, “Yes mistress, may I have another.” (and no, Arnie you can’t, not until you understand the first one) is witty repartee.
The women who do Search and Rescue work, who are cops, and firefighters, and US Army field medics (or just plain soldiers) don’t count.
Refusing to let men either force an abortion, or abandon the child (which had no say in the matter) because a child hating individual like Arnie (really… withhold attachment to the children because you are afraid your partner might be cheating on you… that’s some pretty anti-social shit), doesn’t have the balls to take responsibility and use a condom or get snipped; and then whines that he has to pay for what he did (no one forced the men in these situations to fuck anyone… not unless they were raped, and we all know how they define rape… so unless there was a gun, or they have bruises and other damage they did the deed, they should own up to it, but hey, that would mean having to act like a grown-up, instead of being an entitled little weasel).
These guys to need to remember the core teaching of Immanuel Kant, “You’re not special.”
Arnold is an alphasshole, and in league with the wymyn. Therefore, this whole arguement is faulty. Fuck that FUCK Arnold and the alpha bitches who fucked him. Seriously.
Pecunium: actually, it was Kratch who asked for links. He’s provided links when I asked in the past, so I thought I’d return the favor.
CB: Ah… My mistake, carry on.
News flash: housemaids are alpha bitches. Also, too, it turns out even a fat chick like Patty Baena can achieve alpha bitch status by banging an alpha dude. No wonder MRAL’s world is falling to pieces around him.
@Kratch:
Uh, yeah, we know women have affairs. Women are just as capable of cheating on their partners as men are. A woman could also not know who the father of her child is if she was single and had a series of one night stands.
At NWO, Yes, many have spoken about female subjective moral relativism and reason. Karl Marx spoke of it as the key to the institution of Communism. Gynocentricity is an intrinsic element of female nature.
Here is an article I think you will enjoy:
http://rebukingfeminism.blogspot.com/search?q=debate+female+supremacist
Sometimes I wonder if intersexed people are half evil, or how that works.
It’s like being a werewolf, Holly. They may be part human, but they’re still crazy monsters.
You know, if we’re talking about crazy fantasy worlds.
Nobby – Sadly, I assume they go under the same nebulous “EW, GAY” category as everyone who isn’t a masculine exclusive-heterosexual cisman.
In actual MRA brains? Probably. As a ‘mangina’, though, I’m sure I’m not qualified to comment.
@Arnie, “The Origin of the Family: Private Property of the State” was written by Engels (and it does not make the claims that Arnie attributes to it even then), not Marx, after Marx’s death-just another example of how MRAs don’t know even the most basic shit about Marxism either.
Oh great, now the MRAs are misquoting Marx? Ha!
Capt B.: “It was Kratch who asked for links. He’s provided links when I asked in the past, so I thought I’d return the favor.”
It was. And thank you for providing them.
Lady V.: “Where do the men figure into this? I mean, most dudes who fuck married women know they’re married. So what’s their responsibility to society/the woman/the child?”
The men figure into this because David made the insinuation that when a man cheats, it’s because he’s some sex obsessed deviant, not because some other reason, such as a moment of vulnerability.
But it seems to me that you are trying to defend David’s assertion that when a man cheats, it’s because he is some sex fiend, but you also seem to think that, when a woman cheats, it’s because of the man she’s cheating with? Are you seriously going to make that double standard? That no matter if it’s the husband or wife that’s cheating, it is a MAN’S fault?
Tofu: “Uh, yeah, we know women have affairs.”
But do you accuse her of being some kind of sex obsessed fiend for having that affair? Or is it perhaps a moment of weakness? David jumped to an awfully quick and accusatory assumption. I’m asking full stop, if that assumption would be made if he was female, because I highly doubt it. He is a sex obsessed sex fiend, in Davids opinion, because he is male.
@David; Are you suggesting that, because Arnold was promiscuous in his youth, when at carnival in rio…3 years before he was married, that he is some kind of sexual deviant? You made a misandric assumption, own up to it.
“The Origin of the Family: Private Property of the State” was written by Engels
Correct…what is your point?
“and it does not make the claims that Arnie attributes to it even them”
What would this claim be?
I was thinking… all of this presumes that biological fathers would not be happy to know that they have a child out there and want to take responsibility and take care of them (I know so many that do). In fact sometimes they go to court to GET custody away from a non-biological father who wants to keep the child that he has been a father to for all the child’s life :O (and that father fights to KEEP the child regardless of genetics 🙂 ) (and a lot of those times it has nothing to do w/ evil intent or malicious intent of the mother either, just unfortunate or incidental circumstances 🙁 ) Loving children and wanting to take care of them is I think something a lot of ppl feel, male and female… even in custody battles, everybody assumes that it’s just parents using children as games, but in my exp, a lot of those situations where we as outsiders (or as friends of a party) presume that, it’s cuz the parents now dislike each other and dun want the other raising children they rly rly care about and love (nobody would want ppl they distrust/dislike to raise their children, it’s natural protective parental instinct)… 🙂 I mean such cases are still v v sad 🙁 But I think we shouldn’t underestimate how much many ppl love their children and want to RAISE children 🙂 (& i know there are bad ppl and exceptions, there always are… but I’m saying that we shouldn’t just make assumptions based on our own personal feelings towards child rearing, or our own biases about other genders, or theoretical ideas on how we’d feel and etc 🙂 )
I think we should have a “support father’s rights” fundraising thing where we sell Winnipeg Jets (or Winnipeg Pooh Bears!) jerseys to raise money 😀 After all that’d be very fitting 😀 Evil skanky NHL runs off with Winnipeg’s child and makes beta male southern US raise it… and now Winnipeg has reclaimed their baby! (albeit, in this analogy they’ve reclaimed somebody ELSE’S baby xD )
Neways, it’s a great cause and I think the more ppl in Hawerchuk jerseys the better neways 😀 😀
It’s a great idea to raise money for a worthy cause 😀 (except the NHL would sue us.. xD holy crap… they sued a Vancouver car dealership and a Montreal Shawarma place for just saying “Go Canucks/Habs Go!” imagine what they’d do for this >:| ) Support Father’s Rights! (Parental rights would get even more support 😀 and we could split the funds 50/50 to each cause 😀 ) Buy a Jets jersey! 😀 (but not a NY Jets one… they’re Omega Males!) <— sarcasm (but the rest is not)
Hmmm…. now I'm thinking Starscream.. my favourite Beta Male in animated history 😀 (poor guy 🙁 ) <— Starcasm! 😀 Or StarGASM :O Now that would be hot…
Arnie seems to think that, if he links to it enough times, we might be gullible enough to visit a blog called “Rebuking Feminism.”
Well, okay, David might.
The links are not for you. The last one in particular is over your head.
@redlocker, well, he claims Marx was into subjectivism and moral relativism whereas Marx was rather straightforward in his refusal to formulate an ethical theory. So stating that Marx made a statement that adoption of any specific ethical theory was a central part of creating communism is pretty asinine, especially one that fits so poorly with his metaphysics. Marx had a tendancy towards a strong empiricist materialist outlook in general, and was a fan of Feuerbach (enough to do his Ph.D thesis on Feuerbach). The Feuerbach connection is crucial, because those who ignore it conflate the Young Hegelians (aka Left Hegelians) with Hegel and assume they hold similar moral theories, whereas Young Hegelian Marxists are actually more adequately understood as having adapted Feuerbach’s theories (Engels, surprise, surprise, also wrote on the philosophy of Feuerbach in an essay that is hilarious in translation-because many translators turn “human” into “man” within the Feuerbach quote and thereby suggest that men commonly procreate with other men and it is extra hilarious because Engels doesn’t seem to be getting the sex metaphor Feuerbach is utilizing either and wonders why Feuerbach discusses these interactions only happening in pairs, though Freud seems to have gotten pretty much nothing but the sex metaphor out those same passages). Feuerbach is generally understood as a humanist materialist-not a relativist or a subjectivist.
Also, I can’t see too many trained philosophers (Marx=dude with Ph.D in philosophy, remember) using a phrase like “subjective reason” without qualifying their terms-because the term “reason” strongly implies the utilization of a logical or argumentative system. Also, subjectivism and relativism are not the same thing. You can have an objective relativism (look at relativity of motion, for an example that makes that concept really clear). A strict materialist like Marx is unlikely to be a subjectivist about anything (remember, this person did explicitly take the position that science could figure out exactly how brains made emotions and thoughts), and Marx never intimates a support of anything other than an objective reality or an objective view of human social interactions (even when he gets his anthropology or history wrong-he still thinks there is a fact to the matter).
If I am pulling a THASF, David, feel free to delete this, but there is just so much philosophy and history fail in just those two sentences of Arnie’s that I could not resist.