Poor Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Picture the scene.
It’s January 1997. Arnold’s in a good mood, sitting in his den, paging through the latest issue of Variety. He chuckles to himself. Fuck the critics! Jingle All the Way is putting asses in the seats of the multiplexes of America, and that means money in the bank to the Terminator.
Suddenly, he hears the door to the room click shut behind him. It’s that devious maid again, with her wily, sexy Latin ways! “Que pasa?” she says, running her hands through his hair. He’s still not quite sure what that phrase means, exactly, but it seems to have a hypnotic effect on him, and his penis. He pulls the maid to him.
The next minute and a half are a blur. “Curses!” he mutters to himself, as he realizes that, once again, the wily maid has lured his hapless penis into her vaginal cavity. But it’s too late. The penis has released its precious load. “Me han robado tu esperma,” she hisses. “¿Dónde está la biblioteca?”
This, give or take a few of the details, seems to be how the author of the Rebuking Feminism blog imagines the events that led to the birth of Arnold’s love-child 14 years ago. Yep: in his version of events, it’s the women – both the maid, Patty Baena, and wife Maria – who are responsible for Arnold’s indiscretions:
Maria Shriver should have known better than to let any half way decent looking woman spend so much time in the house. The whole ballgame changes when a man reaches Arnold’s status. Women come begging to be f***ed by you. Women practically disrobe and spread when guys like Arnold walk in the room. I’m sure he abstained plenty of times but women like this maid wait for her opportunity when in such close proximity.
It’s tough, I guess, to be a freakishly huge, fabulously wealthy alpha male who wants to fuck everything in sight. But tougher indeed to be a beta:
As is quite common with the type of situation that took place with Arnold, I’m sure this little whore took her prized bastard back home to be raised by her oblivious, committed, and cuckolded beta male husband.
Some people might say, hey, isn’t Arnold partially to blame for cuckolding that little whore’s cuckolded beta male husband? No. It’s important to remember: he’s a victim too, and obviously not responsible for the sexual activity that Mrs. Baena lured him into with her fiery Latin vagina.
Maria may now file for divorce. The only people to end up completely fu*ked here will be the two men…Arnold for engaging in adultery (and the price only men have to pay for it) and the man that was cuckolded by his adulterous whore wife and will have to pay for it as well. Men bear liability to women on both sides of the equation. Men have no rights.
Now all Maria and Patty need to do is sit back and collect the cash. Ka-ching-gle All the Way!
EDITED TO ADD: The author of the post has added a response to my post as a addendum to his original post. The gist of it:
Arnold and his impropriety was not the intended focus of this article. I take it as common knowledge among my readers that what Arnold did was obviously wrong. This was not the point of the article.
The point of this article was to illustrate how adultery is supported by law on one end (the female end) and not supported by law on the male end.
He started so rationally too 😮 With a misunderstanding about what happened w/ the Schwarzenegger (I like how Chrome’s spellcheck has that xD) affair, and talking about divorce and child support rights, and ppl filling in information that he lacked…
and now we’re back into giant conspiracy theories, tin foil condoms and paranoia of the Feminist Matrix (or Feminist 1984! :O ) 🙁 Is unfortunate twist :
Tho as a Canadian I rly understand, given that our hockey teams have been taken away from us and given to America and the NHL even moved IN w/ America and lives w/ them now in NYC, and is spawning more and more money losing franchises in the American south and us cuckolded Canadians have to keep supporting these teams while not able to have any of our own 🙁 tho finally a victory for the beta country! We got the Jets back! 😀 So there is HOPE against the feminist cuckolders! >:3
Ami Angelwings: Bringer of Fire to the humans and sports analogies to the MRAs! 😀
I support the beta country getting more hockey teams as long as the alpha country puts on in Seattle…
Ok ok class settle down. Lets get back on track here with intelligent conjecture. Let’s give the mere male worker drone his time to speak and try to respond with something to oppose what has been laid on the table.
Magic, sorcery and other metaphysical explanations to eschew his logic won’t work. He can clearly define the common elements of matriarchy in both human and animal social structures. We know that in both male paternal investment is not present. Though he has not expounded upon the later yet and that’s what we should be afraid of. He’s clearly taking us somewhere we may not want to go.
Actually, I’m not sure where he is headed with that post.
I will *always* vote for beer and video games.
Is it a bad derailment or a good derailment if I mention how much I’m enjoying LA Noire right now?
Good
It’s pretty awesome!
Oooh :O If I had a 360 I’d get it! 😀 It sounds rly neat! Is it as good as it sounds? And the interrogation stuff? 😀
You know, correct me if I’m wrong but just about every female “choice” is financed by male responsibility right?
You’re wrong.
And you’re welcome.
So I still have no idea where that “more toxic then tobacco” comes from. I expect from someone who doesn’t know how statistics work.
Tobacco doesn’t have cooties.
Of course the whole “vaginas are toxic” angle doesn’t account for the fact that lesbians have the lowest rate of STIs. Everybody forgets lesbians.
@spitfire: Seattle rly should have a team! It would make a great rivalry w/ Vancouver 🙂 It was sad to me in the NBA conference semi finals with OKC vs Memphis that that should have been Seattle vs Vancouver 🙁
@Captain Bathrobe: What are lesbians? When did the world stop becoming just cis straight white American guys and cis straight white American women? o_O
Maybe Arnie is secretly a class of counseling students.
@Ami You forgot the cis straight white [i]ugly hypergamous[/i] american women. For shame!
And I fail at html. You get the drift >.<
@Arnie…Women don’t think like men, so all the logic in the world means nothing to them. All their thoughts revolve around themselves. When they see another woman they basically look in the mirror and say, “Hey, she’s like me, I’m all things good so she must be all things good as well.”
Basically it’s like solipsism and narcissism combining to form a womans ego. There is no leap beyond “self.” Which is why all in of history in every diverse culture you always hear of men sacrificing themselves to save others. Men make the ultimate sacrifice to save others. Women of course will take this virtue and turn into a vile concept calling some “macho guy thing.” Like a man would die to prove a point. Pathetic. Look at all the firemen, (downgraded to firefighters) who died during 9/11. Only men died even though 10% were women. They’ll actually say things like women were too clever or smart. They’ll mock any virtue a man posseses.
I’ve tried to tell them about their great matriarchy call the ghetto, they can’t make the leap of logic because they simply don’t have that ability.
Right now they’re slut walking, tell men to keep it in their pants, all the while parading with pride for not being able to keep it in their pants. They can’t make that leap of logic because when they look in the mirror “you” are not like “them.”
A valiant effort Arnie but valor isn’t within their realm.
Ah, NWO! The Dunning-Kruger effect strikes again.
How many mothers do you think died to save their children?
To arnie (and NWO): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAOxY_nHdew
Silly Lady V, everyone knows that doesn’t count. If it wasn’t on the movie 300, then it didn’t happen.
Also, how is changing the word ‘fireman’ to ‘firefighter’ a downgrade? I think ‘firefighter’ sounds way more badass – you’re going toe to toe with actual fires and fighting them off. That’s pretty awesome.
A quick Google reveals that at least 2 police officers and 1 EMT who died on 9/11 were women.
“It’s tough, I guess, to be a freakishly huge, fabulously wealthy alpha male who wants to fuck everything in sight. ”
That’s a rather misandric leap to make, to assume that because he had an affair that he was some kind of sex obsessed deviate.
You are aware that people in genetic labs, such as sick kids in Toronto, have estimated that 10-30% of all people don’t know who their real father is. In the US, that would result in 30-90 million examples of female infidelity that didn’t get caught and led to a child. The of course, there are other women who don’t get pregnant from their affairs, or choose to leave the spurned for the new lover. The point is, there are a lot of women who have affairs too. Are you going to accuse all those women of “wanting to fuck anything in sight” as well, or will you make excuses for them, and hold tight your judgmental, misandric attitude of male infidelity?
“A quick Google reveals that at least 2 police officers and 1 EMT who died on 9/11 were women.”
On 9/11? or as a result of exposure to dust and debris several years after 9/11? My google search can’t seem to find any reports of female emergency workers who died when the towers collapsed. Perhaps you can provide a link?
Nobby, you’ve gotta do the pointy brackets on this blog. ><
OR get the firefox plugin bbcodeXtra. Very handy. Watch this.
Anyway, I hope everyone realizes that Arnie here is the author of the post I talked about in the OP.