Poor Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Picture the scene.
It’s January 1997. Arnold’s in a good mood, sitting in his den, paging through the latest issue of Variety. He chuckles to himself. Fuck the critics! Jingle All the Way is putting asses in the seats of the multiplexes of America, and that means money in the bank to the Terminator.
Suddenly, he hears the door to the room click shut behind him. It’s that devious maid again, with her wily, sexy Latin ways! “Que pasa?” she says, running her hands through his hair. He’s still not quite sure what that phrase means, exactly, but it seems to have a hypnotic effect on him, and his penis. He pulls the maid to him.
The next minute and a half are a blur. “Curses!” he mutters to himself, as he realizes that, once again, the wily maid has lured his hapless penis into her vaginal cavity. But it’s too late. The penis has released its precious load. “Me han robado tu esperma,” she hisses. “¿Dónde está la biblioteca?”
This, give or take a few of the details, seems to be how the author of the Rebuking Feminism blog imagines the events that led to the birth of Arnold’s love-child 14 years ago. Yep: in his version of events, it’s the women – both the maid, Patty Baena, and wife Maria – who are responsible for Arnold’s indiscretions:
Maria Shriver should have known better than to let any half way decent looking woman spend so much time in the house. The whole ballgame changes when a man reaches Arnold’s status. Women come begging to be f***ed by you. Women practically disrobe and spread when guys like Arnold walk in the room. I’m sure he abstained plenty of times but women like this maid wait for her opportunity when in such close proximity.
It’s tough, I guess, to be a freakishly huge, fabulously wealthy alpha male who wants to fuck everything in sight. But tougher indeed to be a beta:
As is quite common with the type of situation that took place with Arnold, I’m sure this little whore took her prized bastard back home to be raised by her oblivious, committed, and cuckolded beta male husband.
Some people might say, hey, isn’t Arnold partially to blame for cuckolding that little whore’s cuckolded beta male husband? No. It’s important to remember: he’s a victim too, and obviously not responsible for the sexual activity that Mrs. Baena lured him into with her fiery Latin vagina.
Maria may now file for divorce. The only people to end up completely fu*ked here will be the two men…Arnold for engaging in adultery (and the price only men have to pay for it) and the man that was cuckolded by his adulterous whore wife and will have to pay for it as well. Men bear liability to women on both sides of the equation. Men have no rights.
Now all Maria and Patty need to do is sit back and collect the cash. Ka-ching-gle All the Way!
EDITED TO ADD: The author of the post has added a response to my post as a addendum to his original post. The gist of it:
Arnold and his impropriety was not the intended focus of this article. I take it as common knowledge among my readers that what Arnold did was obviously wrong. This was not the point of the article.
The point of this article was to illustrate how adultery is supported by law on one end (the female end) and not supported by law on the male end.
“HPV affects women worse than men”
Tell that to the 245% increase in guys who’s throats are rotting out from putting their face near a toxic vagina. It’s ok you can admit it, female safety, welfare, protection, provision and wellbeing is more important than men’s..it always have been. You see, us male worker bees are here to take the brunt of things to keep you safe, we are expendable, everyone knows that.
This is why clinical studies in index medicus outnumber male studies 35 to 1. Men have little healthcare funding at all.
I vote ‘Twisted.’
Arnie – it turns out that vaccinating women against HPV actually PROTECTS HETEROSEXUAL MEN!! Women are more likely to actually BOTHER to get a vaccine thus the tests were done on them. But if you want an HPV vaccine I am QUITE CERTAIN you can find a doctor willing to give you one. Try it.
“Tell that to the 245% increase in guys who’s throats are rotting out from putting their face near a toxic vagina.”
Or a penis, but okay. I will.
I apologize for the messy quoting. I didn’t get the tags right previously.
Arnie – several of the things on your list aren’t “rights” at all. Working or staying home is NOT a right – you need to find someone to finance it for you. If it was actually a RIGHT then everyone would get it whether they could find a sugar daddy or not. Same thing with paying on a date – if every woman had a RIGHT to getting paid-dates we’d have government run dating services hooking them up with paying men. Turns out they have to actually go out and find these dates!
I agree that military service is problematical – personally I don’t think anyone should be drafted into compulsory service. But if people have to be it should be everyone not just men.
“why aren’t you criticizing the men who are also getting involved in these sorts of relationships? Why is it always her fault?”
Believe it or not marriage and monogamy is a male idea. It is designed to maximize on male productive incentive and create an equal competitive echelon for males to live in while women thrived by male commitment and production. Patriarchy created civilization. The idea was to hold back the flood gates of female sexuality.
The default mating dynamic is more so like animals. Left to our devices we develop matriarchal matrilines. Ordinarily in this construct men don’t even know who the father is. Under matriarchy there is little to commit to and so men get to be loutish and don’t produce much.
A man’s life may be defined by his work even under matriarchy, but it is only loosely defined. Here, described by the 19th century German explorer, G. W. Schweinfurth, is the way males perform when females regard them as inessential. The tribe described is the Monbuttu:
“Whilst the women attend to the tillage of the soil and the gathering of the harvest, the men, except they are absent either for war or hunting, spend the entire day in idleness. In the early hours of the morning they may be found under the shade of the oil-palms, lounging at full length upon their carved benches and smoking tobacco. During the middle of the day they gossip with their friends in the cool halls.”
Similarly, under communism, the state’s guarantee of economic security weakens the male’s commitment to work and undermines his productivity. “The other day,” writes Eric Hoffer,
“I happened to ask myself a routine question and stumbled on a surprising answer. The question was: What is the uppermost problem which confronts the leadership in a Communist regime? The answer: The chief preoccupation of every government between the Elbe and the China Sea is how to make people work — how to induce them to plow, sow, harvest, build, manufacture, work in the mines, and so forth. It is the most vital problem which confronts them day in day out, and it shapes not only their domestic policies but their relations with the outside world.”
Who wants to plow, sow, harvest, build, manufacture, work in the mines — unless the work, unsatisfying and unfulfilling in itself, is made meaningful by a man’s knowledge that it must be done if he is to provide for his family?
Believe it or not men don’t produce for ourselves, we do it for women and children, so we can not only gain a family but support one. Don’t worry, that wage gap will close soon. Without families or enfranchisement to fatherhood men drift to the margins.
Women will increasingly be asking about why there are so many man-children, loathing the amount of “omega males” and in general wondering where all the good men went.
http://www.slate.com/id/2248156
Wow, I wonder what kind of porn this guy watches. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
I noticed that too. NWO does the same “thank you mistress, I am but a poor slave” routine when he loses an argument. Dudes, seriously, hook up with a good dom on Craigslist. You’ll feel better.
Whenever this site gets a new MRA, I’m always a little excited to find out which breed of misogynist it’ll be. Rape apologist? Sex robot aficionado? Hormone-addled college kid with a complex theory involving Greek letters? Here I thought we had another aspiring deadbeat dad, easily the most boring category, but he turns out to be the much more entertaining Guy Who Is Just Flat-Out Terrified of Vaginas and Everything That Could Happen in There. The stuff about rotting cervixes settles it: I’m making me some popcorn.
From the CDC: “RRP causes warts to grow in the throat. It can sometimes block the airway, causing a hoarse voice or troubled breathing.”
Compared to “uys who’s throats are rotting out”
Wow. Just, wow. Also, it’s a very rare disease and doesn’t seem to have a real risk of death. As opposed to, you know, fucking cancer.
On the topic of the HPV vaccine:
“The vaccine has been approved for boys and men since 2009, but health officials and doctors haven’t pushed it with the same urgency. ‘Because the story started with cervical cancer, the studies started with females,’ says the lead author of the study, Anna Giuliano, Ph.D., of the H. Lee Moffitt Cancer Center and Research Institute in Tampa, Florida.”
http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/02/02/hpv.vaccine.men.health/index.html
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/bigphotos/49751315.html
Here is a typical matriarchy. Matriarchies don’t survive long if they come into conflict with a patriarchy for territory or resources. Anyway, the men only marginally invest in their female relatives offspring as they don’t know who their children are. Men under matriarchy don’t really produce much. Expect these peoples you see in the article to remain that way indefinitely.
One thing is for sure, the women bang whoever they want, there is no such thing as marriage and commitments end when the woman feels like it. We are moving in that direction here in the U.S. Given our dominant female political agency (women are the majority vote and the single largest voting demographic) the construct for matriarchy has been growing.
It won’t be long before we are all living in squalor as aimless males troll about watching sports, hanging out in bars, drinking beers with the buds, hitting the titty bars and playing video games. Expect the type of men the article in Slate I posted above. This will be the new norm.
Hey, at least this MRA d-bag admits there’s a patriarchy!
Left to our devices we develop matriarchal matrilines.
Ummm… ‘left to our devices,’ by which I assume you mean ‘humans ordering society as works for their tribe/clan/culture’, we did tend to develop agricultural patriarchies. The Flying Spaghetti Monster did not come down from On High and say THUS IT SHALL BE! We came up with civilization, with all its benefits and drawbacks, entirely on our own.
Have you listened to your own logic? Men should not be involved in the lives of children, even their own; but then you whine about ‘too many’ single mothers. Well, which is it? If men want to knock women up and then not be around for the baby, you’re going to have a lot of single mothers.
And for every woman who has HPV, well, a man likely gave it to her, didn’t he? How loudly would you scream and cry if I made a reference to a woman’s ‘cervix rotting out because she got too close to a toxic penis’?
@nobby: Here is some study material for ya.
http://rebukingfeminism.blogspot.com/2011/05/womens-vaginas-now-more-toxic-than.html
“Have you listened to your own logic? Men should not be involved in the lives of children, even their own”
No men naturally should not be involved in the lives of their children under matriarchy. The rules of matriarchy make it untenable.
“Hey, at least this MRA d-bag admits there’s a patriarchy!”
Patriarchy means men are part of the family among many other things I hope you can learn.
I can’t find the study that article relates to, because it doesn’t site sources. However, I did find that, which HPV does have a link to throat cancer, the cancer caused is quite sensitive to chemotherapy and has a much lower risk factor then other throat cancers. So I still have no idea where that “more toxic then tobacco” comes from. I expect from someone who doesn’t know how statistics work.
Today on “Crazy Person”, we have found a new breed of troll: The Arnie. It has posted a lot in these comments, spewing lots of vitrol and displaying an otherwise unhealthy amount of misanthropy, even though it directs their comments at women and children.
One can also note that it seems to have a thing about calling themselves a “lowly servant” or some equivalent, leading a few leading scientists like Shaenon to believe that they could be into BDSM or some equivalent.
We’ll be seeing more of “The Arnie” after a word from our sponsor, Tang! Tang: It’s like orange juice, except it makes you want to kill yourself.
O_O back from holiday shopping and explosions! :O
I like how when ppl are wrong about the original basis that caused the kerfuffle, they just ignore it, drop the entire topic and run back into hypothetical theory land XD
We’re back to a theoretical construction of a very real world that doesn’t work according to theory (again, like BABIP vs what actually happens in a baseball season… it’s information, and it can be useful information to form predictions, but it’s incomplete information and what happens, is still what happens). The problem is one person is arguing pure theory and other ppl are coming from what actually happens and how laws are actually implemented (outside of google university legal experts xD) :
Also the conspiracy theories are back, which makes it difficult to ever be open minded b/c if the whole world is actively, consciously out to get you, then nething shown or explained, or even reality and how things are implemented and how ppl act irl can just be dismissed as part of the conspiracy (or untrue cuz it doesn’t fit the theory : )
Hmmm… new sundress inspires magic card idea! 😀
Cuckoldry BBB
Sorcery
Search your deck for a creature card and put it into play tapped under your opponent’s control. Your opponent must pay the converted casting cost of the creature. If he or she cannot, they lose the game.
“You never know when it’ll happen to you…”
xD
So men as part of the family is a control on uninhibited female sexuality? How the hell does *that* work? The only thing I’m coming up with is some fairly creepy vagina-monitoring by the family patriarch.
Ok, I am totally buying some Tang now.
I’m voting for twisted. Arnie seems pretty highly invested in this particular line of bullshit.
And a vagina monitoring program. Curse you, impulse to post before finishing a threat!
thread* I fail for the day.
“So men as part of the family is a control on uninhibited female sexuality?”
No, patriarchy is i.e. monogamy and marriage. It is also a control over male sexuality because polygamy is outlawed as well. Conversely polyandry is not outlawed under matriarchy. Under matriarchy marriage and monogamy are not present or if so very loosely. The wheels come off the wagon. It’s happening now.
I dunno, I think Arnie’s matriarchy sounds a lot more fun than his patriarchy. Everybody in the patriarchy sounds angry and stressed-out all the time, whereas in the matriarchy we get to drink beer and play video games. I’m voting for matriarchy. Who’s with me?
“Conversely polyandry is not outlawed under matriarchy.”
Actually that would be “under SOME matriarchies.” Just like in SOME patriarchies polyandry and/or polygamy are the norm. If you’re going to start using cultural terms you have to realize that every culture, whether largely run by men or by women, is vastly different than the others. Just because the current world is so homogenized doesn’t mean it’s always been like that.