Poor Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Picture the scene.
It’s January 1997. Arnold’s in a good mood, sitting in his den, paging through the latest issue of Variety. He chuckles to himself. Fuck the critics! Jingle All the Way is putting asses in the seats of the multiplexes of America, and that means money in the bank to the Terminator.
Suddenly, he hears the door to the room click shut behind him. It’s that devious maid again, with her wily, sexy Latin ways! “Que pasa?” she says, running her hands through his hair. He’s still not quite sure what that phrase means, exactly, but it seems to have a hypnotic effect on him, and his penis. He pulls the maid to him.
The next minute and a half are a blur. “Curses!” he mutters to himself, as he realizes that, once again, the wily maid has lured his hapless penis into her vaginal cavity. But it’s too late. The penis has released its precious load. “Me han robado tu esperma,” she hisses. “¿Dónde está la biblioteca?”
This, give or take a few of the details, seems to be how the author of the Rebuking Feminism blog imagines the events that led to the birth of Arnold’s love-child 14 years ago. Yep: in his version of events, it’s the women – both the maid, Patty Baena, and wife Maria – who are responsible for Arnold’s indiscretions:
Maria Shriver should have known better than to let any half way decent looking woman spend so much time in the house. The whole ballgame changes when a man reaches Arnold’s status. Women come begging to be f***ed by you. Women practically disrobe and spread when guys like Arnold walk in the room. I’m sure he abstained plenty of times but women like this maid wait for her opportunity when in such close proximity.
It’s tough, I guess, to be a freakishly huge, fabulously wealthy alpha male who wants to fuck everything in sight. But tougher indeed to be a beta:
As is quite common with the type of situation that took place with Arnold, I’m sure this little whore took her prized bastard back home to be raised by her oblivious, committed, and cuckolded beta male husband.
Some people might say, hey, isn’t Arnold partially to blame for cuckolding that little whore’s cuckolded beta male husband? No. It’s important to remember: he’s a victim too, and obviously not responsible for the sexual activity that Mrs. Baena lured him into with her fiery Latin vagina.
Maria may now file for divorce. The only people to end up completely fu*ked here will be the two men…Arnold for engaging in adultery (and the price only men have to pay for it) and the man that was cuckolded by his adulterous whore wife and will have to pay for it as well. Men bear liability to women on both sides of the equation. Men have no rights.
Now all Maria and Patty need to do is sit back and collect the cash. Ka-ching-gle All the Way!
EDITED TO ADD: The author of the post has added a response to my post as a addendum to his original post. The gist of it:
Arnold and his impropriety was not the intended focus of this article. I take it as common knowledge among my readers that what Arnold did was obviously wrong. This was not the point of the article.
The point of this article was to illustrate how adultery is supported by law on one end (the female end) and not supported by law on the male end.
Personally I would advocate that men not become emotionally close to any children, not even their own.
“Wow, it must suck to be you.”
No not really, men know our place and it is not being a father. Fatherhood, like the male body and the fruits of it’s labor is not a right but a revocable privilege. Marriage and associated law is not about a man, it’s about a woman and HER children. Women have no commitments in marriage they can not walk away from.
“Personally I would advocate that men not become emotionally close to any children, not even their own.” (Arnie)
Then I would advocate that you use protection during sex at all costs. In fact, go get a vasectomy right now. Or better yet, you probably shouldn’t have sex at all, because even with a vasectomy, there’s still a tiny sliver of a chance that you could get a woman pregnant.
Anyone who thinks forming emotional bonds with other human beings is a bad thing shouldn’t be a parent.
“Thank you mistress may the cuckold have another.”
“Yes, fathers are not considered as necessary so I can see how one can claim immaculate conception. Yes so you are correct legally a child’s father does not have to exist at all..thank you mistress.”
“OH BOY! Cuckold gets rights to be cuckold..thank you mistress.”
“Ohhhhh cuckold will accept cuckolds place now mistress. I should want to raise other men’s children while I myself have been duped out of EVER having my own children..thank you mistress.”
“Yes mistress, cuckold knows his place. Cuckold will not ask for paternity test because cuckold is afraid of upsetting mistress.”
Wow, I wonder what kind of porn this guy watches. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
I imagine someday paternity tests will be as common as pregnancy tests but they’re not FREE ya know. Forcing everyone by law to take one in the meantime is fairly ridiculous and as it turns out there ARE actually trustworthy people out there and there ARE actually spouses who trust each other. Sometimes that trust is misplaced, but most of the time it is not.
“Then I would advocate that you use protection during sex at all costs.”
I try to avoid sex with women. 1 in 4 carry a disease. For many that would be a prospectful wife their cervix is rotting out of their body and their womb a veritable waste land. Sex with women must be conducted in a sterile environment with sterile procedures. Women’s vagina’s are now more toxic than tobacco. It’s killing men in droves and we are still banned from receiving your vaccine. It is only for women.
http://rebukingfeminism.blogspot.com/2011/05/womens-vaginas-now-more-toxic-than.html
“Anyone who thinks forming emotional bonds with other human beings is a bad thing shouldn’t be a parent.”
Men are not fathers, this right is revocable. What don’t you understand about that?
Women have no commitments in marriage they can not walk away from.
Uhhhh… you do realize that being a parent requires more than just writing a check once a month, right? Having kids is a pretty serious commitment on a lot of fronts.
“Uhhhh… you do realize that being a parent requires more than just writing a check once a month, right?”
Oh yes, and this is why men should not become one and if they do, not get emotionally close to them.
Being a walking checkbook is not fatherhood. Men already know that Lady. This is my whole point.
Today’s episode of ‘Twisted or Troll’ features Arnie!
Tell me, my fellow commentators, do you think Arnie actually believes what he’s saying (Twisted) or that he’s just messing with us (Troll)?
Cast your votes now!
You know, you have to ask yourself why men and boys are banned from the vaccine. It must be because women are the primary disease vectors, this is who you vaccinate first.
Rotating, hypergamous polyandry is the new norm. Such a dynamic is typical under matriarchy along with high rates of abortion, single mother births, and mothers with children from multiple fathers.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IU3iQnIt6Nc/TQndY7MWVKI/AAAAAAAAAfY/SpRFZAl1C88/s1600/ScreenShot028.jpg
Marriage is not a good option after women changed the laws:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IU3iQnIt6Nc/TQncO8NIqBI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/aXNTNOxfshs/s1600/ScreenShot027.jpg
By the way that single mother birth rate is now 42% of all births.
What vaccine? A vaccine against… vaginas? I’m confused now.
“Thanks for the twist on things David, I’ve added to the blog post to clear up your confusion.”
I suspect he is the writer of the original blog post. Who possibly lives underneath a magic bridge.
You know, matriarchy is not all that bad but men should not be expected to support the matriarchal family and women’s children. Men know our place now, you’ve made that crystal clear.
Wow. David had it wrong – Arnie isn’t a misogynist, he’s a misanthrope.
“What vaccine?”
Whoa..HPV ma’am you should probably look into it. I imagine you are single or have children with multiple men coming in and out of the home. I’m not labeling you I’m just saying, get yourself vaccinated. Those matriarchal children will not be well off with a dead mother and if there is a father somewhere hopefully he’s chocked off any feelings in his heart and moved on. So it’s down to you and your government husband.
Seriously Arnie, 7 posts in a row? wtf?
Also, a guy shouldn’t get to insist a woman have an abortion. That’s, like, surgery against her will. How would you feel if a woman had the right to either force you to undergo a vasectomy or to support entirely for yourself any child that results from sex? When you have heterosex with someone there’s a risk of pregnancy – no one gets a choice about that. No birth control is 100% effective. Any child that results from this sex has a right to be supported by its parents and not neglected. It’s not about women getting lots of money to buy shoes; it’s about kids being fed and clothed properly.
I mean, the only other thing I can think of is family members to care for the (bastard) children (that’s the name for it) or maybe one of those cuckolds someone mentioned earlier who have a soft side for other men’s children.
Oh, that vaccine.
“Seriously Arnie, 7 posts in a row? wtf?”
I’m a man darlin, when we sit at a bench we rest both arms up. Don’t worry, there is room for you.
“Also, a guy shouldn’t get to insist a woman have an abortion.”
No silly, he can decide and then she can decide to or not. No one is forcing a choice on you like the current biased abortion law does for men. Male abortion just means he can abort responsibility for an unplanned pregnancy and you can do so or not do so likewise.
Uh, Arnie, HPV vaccines aren’t “banned” from men and boys – they’re just NOT FDA APPROVED. Which is no the same as a ban – it just means they can’t advertise its use for them. The reason isn’t because it’s bad for men – it’s just that it HASN’T BEEN TESTED on men. I happen to know men who have gotten the HPV vaccine because they know a doctor willing to administer it off-label. I also know women over 30 who have gotten it (the vaccine trial was only done on younger women). FDA trials are in fact LONG and EXPENSIVE so companies tend to limit them to certain populations where they are expected to have the most usage (HPV affects women worse than men so they’re more likely to opt for a vaccine). Sometimes they go back and do additional trials to expand usage and expand their market base.
I’d think you’d be in favor of not giving men a vaccine that hasn’t been tested on men. That’s, like, safe.
I thought the male-bodied weren’t supposed to get the vaccine because their chance for getting cervical cancer is somewhere around zero percent?
And if ‘rotating hypergamous polyandry’ is the new norm, and this is a bad norm, as you say, then why aren’t you criticizing the men who are also getting involved in these sorts of relationships? Why is it always her fault?
You know, correct me if I’m wrong but just about every female “choice” is financed by male responsibility right?
Right to work or stay home, right to divorce without liability, right to abort from unplanned conception, right to abstain from forced military service, right to adultery and cuckolding unless the man protects himself, right to pay on a date or not to pay. The world is your oyster, us male worker bees are just here to serve our queens.
What we’ve learned today …
– Cognitive dissonance and avoiding the issue are STILL annoying crank tactics
– Apparently hetero women sit in their basements brewing up HPV on their own
– DON’T TREAT FATHERS LIKE WALKING WALLETS!!! Don’t expect them to offer emotional support and investment with their children either, though