Poor Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Picture the scene.
It’s January 1997. Arnold’s in a good mood, sitting in his den, paging through the latest issue of Variety. He chuckles to himself. Fuck the critics! Jingle All the Way is putting asses in the seats of the multiplexes of America, and that means money in the bank to the Terminator.
Suddenly, he hears the door to the room click shut behind him. It’s that devious maid again, with her wily, sexy Latin ways! “Que pasa?” she says, running her hands through his hair. He’s still not quite sure what that phrase means, exactly, but it seems to have a hypnotic effect on him, and his penis. He pulls the maid to him.
The next minute and a half are a blur. “Curses!” he mutters to himself, as he realizes that, once again, the wily maid has lured his hapless penis into her vaginal cavity. But it’s too late. The penis has released its precious load. “Me han robado tu esperma,” she hisses. “¿Dónde está la biblioteca?”
This, give or take a few of the details, seems to be how the author of the Rebuking Feminism blog imagines the events that led to the birth of Arnold’s love-child 14 years ago. Yep: in his version of events, it’s the women – both the maid, Patty Baena, and wife Maria – who are responsible for Arnold’s indiscretions:
Maria Shriver should have known better than to let any half way decent looking woman spend so much time in the house. The whole ballgame changes when a man reaches Arnold’s status. Women come begging to be f***ed by you. Women practically disrobe and spread when guys like Arnold walk in the room. I’m sure he abstained plenty of times but women like this maid wait for her opportunity when in such close proximity.
It’s tough, I guess, to be a freakishly huge, fabulously wealthy alpha male who wants to fuck everything in sight. But tougher indeed to be a beta:
As is quite common with the type of situation that took place with Arnold, I’m sure this little whore took her prized bastard back home to be raised by her oblivious, committed, and cuckolded beta male husband.
Some people might say, hey, isn’t Arnold partially to blame for cuckolding that little whore’s cuckolded beta male husband? No. It’s important to remember: he’s a victim too, and obviously not responsible for the sexual activity that Mrs. Baena lured him into with her fiery Latin vagina.
Maria may now file for divorce. The only people to end up completely fu*ked here will be the two men…Arnold for engaging in adultery (and the price only men have to pay for it) and the man that was cuckolded by his adulterous whore wife and will have to pay for it as well. Men bear liability to women on both sides of the equation. Men have no rights.
Now all Maria and Patty need to do is sit back and collect the cash. Ka-ching-gle All the Way!
EDITED TO ADD: The author of the post has added a response to my post as a addendum to his original post. The gist of it:
Arnold and his impropriety was not the intended focus of this article. I take it as common knowledge among my readers that what Arnold did was obviously wrong. This was not the point of the article.
The point of this article was to illustrate how adultery is supported by law on one end (the female end) and not supported by law on the male end.
Marriage is not about men. The only reason it was previously was to give men something in return. Marriage is about a woman and what is seen as her offspring. Men are simply a means to an end. Traditional marriage or patriarchy was designed to limit how far women will take the exploitation and use of male use and utility. It is their nature to extend this threshold of the use of males continually.
There is no limit to it.
The good thing is that their nature and hypergamy has come to bite them in the ass. They are designed to push men to our breaking point this is what her biology sees as a worthy male i.e. who ever can meet or exceed her breaking point. Through her political agency she has inadvertently pushed passed this limit. The government male was willing to go that far but individual males are not and thus you have our situation today:
http://rebukingfeminism.blogspot.com/2009/01/marriage-strike-among-men.html
Arnie, who are you talking to?
“Living under matriarchal rule as we do I believe that the best thing for men and their wellbeing is to not have children”
You should probably mention that to all the unsheathed penises out there right now fucking unprotected vaginas.
Here’s a simple way to avoid having kids: Don’t have sex.
Female political agency is acted forth likewise. This is why women have special laws in all realms. It is only natural to give her “women first” admissions to college despite the merit of males seeking admission. It is the reason the Stimulus Package was devoted to them upon their request though 82% of jobs lost have been to men.
It is the reason their health is more important and likewise huge amounts of funding and federal offices are opened to attend to it. We must understand that she is naturally more worthy, more valuable than men are and she is treated as such.
“Female political agency is acted forth likewise.”
Lol, what? In English?
The laws women create or others who make laws that appeal to female nature. (female political agency)
Arnie – Why don’t you look at the ratio of female law makers in this country to male.
“Why don’t you look at the ratio of female law makers in this country to male.”
The gender of your servants is not relevant. The female majority vote votes for males. Females see males as better servants to them. Females do not act like the below servants:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdafJpieIJ0
Arnie, by your logic the world is ruled by cats. They don’t do shit, but expect to be fed and petted every day. My cat definitely sees humans — me in particular — to be better servants than other cats, who can’t open cans of cat food, among other things.
My cat just showed up on a friend’s doorstep one night, demanding to be fed. What an entitled princess!
Also, she was pregnant, so obviously a slut.
David: LOL!!!
Arnie: I know it’s Friday night but isn’t it a little early to be drunk yet, even on the east coast?
Anyway, you’re a jackass. I can’t believe you had the temerity to claim that “It’s not like women were standing there bickering on who was going to go down with the ship.” YES THEY WERE. MANY women refused to leave their husbands, here is a sample of a few whose stories were remembered:
“Walter you must come with me!”, begged Mrs. Douglas. “No,”Mr. Douglas replied, turning away, “I must be a gentleman.”
Some wives refused to go. Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Meyer felt so self-conscious about arguing in public that they went down to their cabin. There, they decided that she should leave on account of their baby.
Arthur Ryerson had to lay down the law to his wife: “You must obey orders . . . You must go when your turn comes. I’ll stay here.”
Mr. Lucien Smith ended a very heated argument with his wife saying: “I never expected to ask you to obey, but this is one time you must.” They kissed good bye and as the boat was lowered he called out some final advice “Keep your hands in your pockets, it is very cold weather.”
Sometimes force was necessary: Mrs. Emil Taussig was clinging to her husband refusing to go. Two men tore her loose and dropped her overboard into the lowering boat.
Two seamen yanked Mrs. Charlotte Collyer from her husband Harvey. As she was carried, literally kicking and screaming, she heard her husband’s last words to her, “Go Lottie! For God’s sake, be brave and go!”
But no amount of force or persuasion could move Mrs. Hudson Allison to leave her husband. She put her baby, Trevor, and 3 year old daughter, Lorraine, into the boat with the nurse but she stayed on deck with her husband.
Mrs. Isidor Strauss also refused to leave her husband. Although everyone tried to persuade her husband, in view of his age, to enter the boat, he refused. “I will not go before the other men,” he determined. His wife tightened her grasp of his arm, patted it and smiled up at him: “I’ve always stayed with my husband, so why should I leave him now? We have been living together for many years. Where you go, I go.” They sat down together on a pair of deck chairs.
http://www.biblical-counsel.org/ga-01.htm
Here’s a book about how the survivors really felt about losing their brothers, husbands, sons, fathers:
http://www.amazon.com/Titanic-Children-Judith-B-Geller/dp/0393046664/ref=cm_rdp_product
Of course they’re ruling us all from Thuban 9! “Long cool nights for sleeping, long warm days for sleeping…”
[/end Futurama reference ]
WOW yes, marriage rates are at an all time low! Just saw the census report. Half of all women Marriage and family is a dying institution. “Nearly half of all women between the ages of 25 and 29 have never been married”
The single mother birth rate is at an all time high of 42% of all births. Now I know you all have disagreed but it is true that men don’t owe anything to women’s family or women’s children.
Awww 🙁 The comment thread is petering out! We need our fertilizer to… fertilize more!
Um… hmm…
since you’re all about no institutions and no special status and ppl doing things on their own merit… then why this obsession with institutional marriage? o_O;; from what you just said, if we play the scenario over and over and over again, women will end up being hypergamous, having tons of kids and being with the alpha men over and over and over again, and the other guys will be stuck w/ nothing o_O so clearly… well they suck… but you want to give them a leg up w/ institutions and AT-ATs and magnetic powers and stuff? o_O;; That seems very… anti-you…
(i know you can’t resist answering this… c’mon… c’mon… thatsa good boy! 😀 )
who are you and what have you done to our beloved blog fertilizer!!!!
WE DEMAND OUR MALE COMMENTER BACK TO USE AS WE SEE FIT! >:O
(c’mon… we’re barely halfway to 1000! D: )
xD
YAY! He’s back! (i knew he wouldn’t let us down xD )
AND YAY! Marriage is dying! >:D Soon all that will be left are married gay ppl! 😀
Oh noes, people aren’t getting married by age 30! I mean, 30 year old women are practically DEAD in greek-system years!
Personally, I’m getting married this fall at the age of 35. And you know what? Statistics say my marriage is MORE LIKELY TO LAST since it is my first marriage and we’re both over the age of 30. Not that I planned it that way, exactly. I did get engaged at the age of 19… and unengaged at 21 (we were waiting until college graduation to have the actual wedding). The boy I have now? This one is better for me. So don’t tell me marriage is a “dying institution” because people are waiting longer in order to form STRONGER partnerships.
That was for the 25-29 age group. Less than half are married or have divorced by age 34. It’s a dead institution. Besides there is nothing in it for men anyway.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-N_vMg1P-svA/TeBswkYk4KI/AAAAAAAAAlc/s_UeslstXLU/s1600/ScreenShot00545345.jpg
Arnie, by your logic the world is ruled by cats.
David, the world IS ruled by cats. They’ve all got a pussy pass, for one thing. No accountability at all.
I doubt there is an age above 34 where the majority of people are married or have a family within marriage.
The married two biological parent family is actually no longer the norm. Crazy huh.
So… if the nuclear family is an institution that no longer has anything of value to offer men and it’s on the decline, what’s the problem exactly? For days now you’ve been saying that the institution of marriage, especially when it includes children, is terrible for men.
If fewer people are refusing to participate, you should be happy.
Nobinyamu – Yeah, I was wondering that. Ok, I actually started wondering something like that around age 13. I remember hearing some comedian talking about how all men hate their wives and I went and asked my dad “If men hate marriage so much, why do they get married? I mean nnoone is forcing them to, right?” and my dad told me that actually they do enjoy being married.
Yeah, it’s like they look around them and go, “Hey, life’s pretty damn good… I’d better dream up shit to bitch about so that the wife won’t realize that she’s the one getting the short end of the stick.”
… but what if people are happy not being married?
“… but what if people are happy not being married?”
We are….I like to fuck, this is what male female relationships are about…..fucking….what else is there?